Chicago flash mobs,u from eastside,bad neighborhoods raise insurance rates,movin’ on up,Ebonics Bubonics...,Spanish signage Deed’s hood,Prego Deed’s fave,Pelt,I look for big boobs & teens,paste the walls,what’s your kink?, BJ with whip cream,Deed likes tieing up hogs & barnyard smells,Deed’s a hypocrite,I’m not kinky but I jerked off out a window,fireworks injuries from past,National debt is gonna take us down,Oblabla corpse lips from Hell,Deed needs counciling,Dr. Phil is a fake,Deed’s revelation of suppression,whipped cream & Vaseline,another Puerto Rican neighbor tale,I am King Coil!,floating helium condoms,slopping the hog,I’ve killed off millions of sperm,you & your Mom should c a shrink,vaginal itch,yours balls have dropped,Deed’s miniature toilet,man tries to fry wife,bomb squad called for inflatable sex doll,Oust or Fabreze for nasty pussy,fireworks blows off head,Burglar fucks blowup doll,AAPL hits new high,Mac App store hits 15 billion DL’s,woman to start nursing station on wheels,giant tit on wheels
]]>TLST virgins get bloody!,has TLST run its course.ricotta up Capone’s ass,Tom born in minority section,corn in your shit,animal ass licking,blow or bleu cheese,BlackBetty gets engaged,KY soaked sponge,donkey show hi-lights,you mean spirited bastard,Deed loose after prison pounding,Deed’s dead battery,Tom meets the fam…again!,Tom prestige again in Black Ops,DUI cellcast while Deed gets banged,cradling his nuts,Freddie Mercury sex injuries,Freddie top or bottom?,Triple D nursing bra,striking WI teachers,82% of public schools failing,teacher performs live sex show in class,iPad 2 released,Deed’s iTunes blues,get a job Deed,boudoir photography,wedding photography is passe,walk away from your debt,Tom harassing Deed about work,autopsy film fun,scooping out the eyes,Autozone oddballs,barf chili con carne all over a corpse
]]>Head from Fred,Mr. Asperagus,Deed’s emissions test tale,black people failed their own,a line of pissed off blacks,"your free to go",Abe with a tan,blacks singing the blues,"Hello Motto",Nokia in trouble,more vodka,gas hits $4.00 per gal in Il,teachers union contributing to the delinquency of minors,public school teachers salaries finally exposed,peace loving liberal rabid thieves,diesel dykes,worlds largest gang bang,as tight as a circus tent,I smoke during sex,ol’ boy being tearing it up,cats in the bedroom,old adult film magazines ads,adult theaters are extinct,Deed wanted popcorn at a porno theater,sticky ping pong balls,soft Corinthian leather,scrotage,YouTube: squeezing boils videos,iPad 2 unveiled, Steve Jobs looks healthy,Steve Jobs video probably a fake,prayer & positive mental attitude both proven to aid body healing,Atheist hypocrites,public school teachers brainwashing the kids into Socialism, do you piss blood after sex,cock ring horror,David Carridine swinging like a puppet,bronco busting bull dyke.klismaphelia
]]>Dutch oven or blumpkin,future generations are fucked,Illinois mafia run,similarities between Carter & Oblabla,Serene Branson moment,Steve Jobs sitings,Apple has changed the world,vintage QuickTime movies,Deed singing the blues again,failing emissions testing,blacks with attitude,IRS wants taxes from the last 5 years,Muslim brotherhood,revolutions around the world,I’m never wrong!,he shits genius,politicians work for us,music industry stoned out of business,Gore global idiot,cum face Al goo,elephant balls across his face,pube brushes,starving for art of podcasting,giant throbbing tumor,fellat that bottle,hazing death,I might die during show,diahrrea on your pillowcase,Valentine’s Day gory details,your girlfriend should bail you out,the sound of coitus,your not going to be my best man,you grabbed my girlfriend,Deed’s girlfriends aversion to oral sex,I’m not a gimp!,was she abused or gang banged,half of Deed’s dates were tranny boy,dripping with AIDS,Sven & Ingrid,holes in Swiss cheese,employee dies in cubicle,CA archdiocese pays off 508 victims,man appears in court with items up his ass,son murders Mom over PS2,hand jobs for money,Deed should put ads on Craigslist
Buried in Chicago,freezin’ balls,the vodka cunt,near earth asteroid,reading horse shit.NASA spending cuts,Oblabla failed SOTU address,survey sez Oblabla won’t get reelected,Egyptian CIA overthrow,democratic hypocrisy,cunt face,elephant up Deeds ass,VW Darth Vader commercial,Black Eyed Peas sucked!,Superbowl boredom,Neopolitan all over my ass,Deed’s Map Pack 1,mass limpage,Fixadent poisoning,penis on a pillow,I treat my meat right,Deed pissed at cops,it would be funny if you got ass raped,vodka balls,hippies were a failure,Alice’s Resturant,TLST concubine,PeeWee Herman,racing through snow drifts,no jobs in Illinois,Jimmy John’s sucks,Trump for president,property tax hit in Il,suck his dick for money,Deed lusts for old man’s money,I am Mr. Wonderful,a torrent of abuse,virtual world addiction,boy shoots hole thru scrotum,Aaaachen! heil,screw the rooster,teen falls to death whilst texting,texting cunt falls in fountain,tight & bottomless,woman loses eye after stomped by spike heel,Ted Nugent still rockin’
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A knot in your ass,Deed is ripped drunk,boring & unemployed,creepy emotional,proof you can’t polish a turd,turd acoustics,ambrosia of death,scent of donkey show,types of priests,lying in the confessional,drunk with limpage,fatty displaces water in hot tub,Deeds mouse problem,hot tub exploits...not!,Deed explains away missing last weeks show,prestige in Black Ops,krugleups?,I’m an idiot!,tight boy spaces,Annette Funicello’s falsies,NSA infiltrated Microsoft Google & Facebook,Democrats bent on stealing our rights,I love my cock,Deed loses his gloves,blow leprosy breath into your gloves,King of Halitosis, Dow hits 12,000,Steve Jobs medical leave,AAPL reports record quarter,Oblabla speech falls flat,Globalist plans failing,Hawaiian governor retracts Oblabla birth certificate comments,Chicago mayoral race already fixed,Sybaris with complimentary HPV,fucked in the ear,brown earwax makes good lube,you should do gay porn,Lenin to be buried,shitting proboscis,you should blow a bull,MTV Skins in trouble,fish & baby chicks tossed at Mariachi pep rally,lamb man raped to death
]]>Deeds bummed tonight,working without a net,Polident around the base,grandma love,I don’t beat off!,right hand romance,double fisted while driving,Deed claims he’s always right,blown radiator hoses,emissions test bullshit scam,I’d kill you,worldwide animal deaths,psycho leftist pothead massacre,Democrats are in freakout mode,are they going to crash the dollar?,weather warfare in full swing,housing values decline below Great Depression level,beaters hit the road again,remembering auto rustproofing,pussy or you I’ll take pussy,spunk: pure protein,Shepards Pie and pussy,Tranny girls,keilbasa and quail eggs,Manga fetish,politicians receive record amounts of hate mail,politicians work for themselves,unemployment numbers are cooked,psychotropics are a scam,I remember all my dreams,white eyebrows and shaving,wrestling with priests,dislocated hips and a blown out colon,cutely chunky,balls hanging in cold toilet water,old toilet story,wiping your ass with a sonata,genitals set ablaze,pants down in a cemetery,castrated & murdered,Britney who?,new Cake cd,Donald Fagan turns 63,Evanescence blows,new Coldplay coming soon,most songs are 3 chords,i have plans this weekend....I’m gonna fix toilets!
]]>New politicians sworn in,Chicago mayoral race,we are 2 immature old turds,shoulder deep in a donkeys ass,exorcism reality show,massive animal die offs worldwide,remote river turns bright green,owning the weather,Deed frenching random people on the street,Nadler offended by reading of the Constitution,stop giving money to the world,the banks are the root of the problem,bailout the housing industry,Deed engaged to grandma,start licking off that Polident Chumley,your smile is like a bums,Tranny Boy fashions,fleece sheets is better than no insulation,Christmas gifts,Final Fantasy dud,you need a Fez,Shriners lifestyle,Deed blows a sausage wearing a fez,1000 Studs dressing,FEMA camps,Jesse Ventura docu on YouTube,know the Constitution,Bin Laden is a dead straw man,whats your favorite lube,BJ’s big mouth,prestige level in Black Ops,ball gag and a paddle,let’s play priest and student,AAPL hits another record high,Apple unveil Mac App Store,software renaissance for Macintosh,IPad appearing in different workplaces,electronic medical files will be hugely valuable to govt & big business,Gerry Rafferty & Mick Karn R.I.P,snake assault,Car for coke,polygamist beaten by wives,Chaz Bono pity & praise,was Sonny Bono bumped off?,Jism-the movie
]]>Gurgling in a bottle of blood,cold weather burnout,I’m proud to be a pervert,honey around my asshole,Germans built NASA,"To Eat Man",guzzling pork,Deed in a pink tutu,Uncle Ben’s Perverted Rice, you were gay with Perry Mason,paralyzed during a gay orgy,you should adopt neighbor kids,2010 was a fucked up year,Govt. uses lame excuses to censure the Web,lucid dreams and problem solving,2011 banner year for AAPL,Deed driving Ms. Daisy,I rather drink douche,is Deed a poseur?,I don’t need Cialis because I don’t touch it,tentacle manga,driving drunk,you don’t eat cat,connoisseur of stinky pussy,dead dog story,Pasquale the Drunk,bedroom golden goose,Gays in the military,premature ejaculation,dick training,mayo pumped thru a firehouse,Mickey Rooney of the bedroom,Tom whips jerks ass,I don’t know my own strength,cum all over hotel rooms,Jism,create death squads to roundup gangs,lady dies using massager on neck,DMX moved to mental unit,Tina Marie dies,Shane McGowen turns 53,Paramore split,rugby players eat their dead,you should do snow removal,New Years resolutions,Oblabla has given up presidency?
]]>Christmas bullets,crimson pools of blood,you should have been a wet dream,Deed looses $1 bet,scrambled eggs with shit,Chef’s Surprise,Tom’s stupid Christmas jokes,I know how to beat the skins,Top 10 Things that sound dirty at Xmas,pink digital camoflage,stepping in shit,my dog hated Deed,types of nipples,Deed finally puts up tree,Santa rips a fart,Gays ok’d to serve openly,3-somes in the back of APC’s,Deed’s never been handcuffed,you should try a ball-gag,a stocking full of Cialis,ass filled with Sterno,lunch at a nude beach,Mom’s buck teeth,Mr. Racine staring at sausages,sexually aroused by hotdogs,Christmas greetings from Dr. Steven Hawkins,more Crisco,Israeli’s shoot down UFO near nuclear facility,I can’t move I don’t have money,flakey women,cops giving tickets for no reason...just for money,Frank Zappa would have been 70 y.o.Merry Christmas friends!
]]>MSG allergy,most people are fucked in the head,snow freaks drivers out,Christmas is an evil word,Nina Totenberg is a hypocrite,if Communism is so great go suck on Fidel’s old shrunken cigar dick,Al Franken=asshole,Santa’s elf’s can make you a dick,doing doughnuts in a parking,snowplow chasing us out,Tom recounts an almost deadly event,why do girls go for losers?,short with a gimpy leg doesn’t get chicks,Deed jacked off on piano,old porno mag titles,Deed shotdown at Toys R Us,2 math idiots,Gays are being used by the politicians,concubines served admirably in WW2,Johnny Gets His Gun and his dick beat,Purina Monkey Chow,Deed goes to high class restaurants,Waiter put his dick on your tongue,Deed racking up plastic,your ass smells like rotten eggs,dick on Christmas china,you should work for the C.I.A,Soprano’s is topnotch TV,Lady Gaga bites head off Santa doll,Thin Lizzy & Queen albums to remastered,Capt. Beefheart crokes,Larry ’old turd’ retires!
]]>my balls have crawled inside of me,19" of pure girth,we need tax cuts & unemployment extensions,Cock Engulfing Orifice,a lot of married guys r gay,Barney’s dog pile,Blago does commercial for pistachio’s,shopping online & beating off,one handed,PeeWee Herman juice,TLST has all types of listeners,issues,tastes,Christmas political correctness is dying again,community service is a joke,Chick-Fil-A fucking sucks,Mexican floorshow,super fat 4 year old,you’d be eating her out...every fold of fat,I wouldn’t shit on Jesse Jackass,AAPL hits new high,if you can’t get me a flat screen don’t waste your time,3D tv is a fad,Blacks Op,French ticklers are whack,Billions went to bailout the Euro,GE,GM,Harley Davidson,several times,most taxes go to public schools,Euro is destined to fail,I didn’t hit the sign that hit me,Judas Priest to retire after tour,Randy Roades would have been 54 today,John Lennon murdered 30 years ago,Celebrity Rehab, back injuries,hot buttered man cakes
]]>Water weenie,2 Chicago Finest killed,shout out to all our listeners,San Antonio!,MaryMary pussy so big....,downloads spiked Nov.29,pull your dick in the woods,Thanksgiving special brazer sauce,Willie Nelson profiled as hippie,all newer cars have Black Boxes,most cars on the road have some damage,aapl up again,Pelosi sez we have to extend unemployment,wild animals in the city,Grandpa’s reincarnated as a squirrel,beer 6.0 by volume,BlackOps Tom nearing Prestige,game consoles not selling,Wii has hit the wall,Seth Gronen?whose he?,Green Hornet looks like shit,Bruce Lee rools!,David Blaine is gonna catch a bullet,Black people respond to scary situations by exiting,Deed plays taxi service on turkey day,strawberry rhubarb labia,PBJ,man crust in your shorts,Deed claims he ’s a good sneaker,Damien Strokes Off,I wish I could name porno films,Pink looks like a guy,a plethora of oldies on the radio,NASA to announce life elsewhere,people think I’m fat & gay,Deed turned down from dozens of jobs,cesspool breath,high school stories,girlfriends eggs are dried up,you should be a kept man,you should milk your Moms money,stupid fucking Amazon seller,Spanish lady claims she owns the Sun,show me your tits and you...blow me,organ reaper squad,you never saw my dick,flopping cocks & balls in the showers,TSA infects passengers,body scanners shutdown over holiday,you could sleep with Big Sis,dickeridoo,hickory dickory cock
]]>turkey neck skin fun,I personally stuff my turkey,racoons ate through my internet cable,road kill sex,getting high on chocolate whip cream,last weeks show a top 5 funniest,I like to lick her,Deed should do homemade porno,cooze full of objects,TSA will end up standing down,TSA singling out more whites,unions are obsolete,Deed’s machismo in turbo mode,Vodka Faery returns,where’s the Easter candle?,did you play docking station with that priest?,I’m an old beater from way back,Deed’s parents had to get drunk at least 3 times,beatoff on the piano keysor your cats?,you never fucked a Carol!,peak meter means you been sucking dick,I’ve dodged the bullet too many times…probably sterile,humming Queen,dick got sucked into carburetor,Jindal criticizes Oblabla,swallow your pride & wash dishes,you could get hot cougars,photographing backrow queens,FTD should sponsor defloration websites,TLST should try the Caste System,Tom recount a dead buddy story,it all comes out Deed hated my buddy,what a turf whale,careful with that axe Eugene,carbonated enema,Twilight Zone of sex acts
]]>Press your dick against the glass,mouthful of cream,sex in your Moms fiesta dress,my feet are numb,dick in a mail mans mouth,I’m really buzzed on whip cream,banana flavored rubbers,your girlfriend can’t get knocked up...she’s too old,Deed the oralist,she’s a hairy hippy,doesn’t she strip for you?,stuffed owl and penis treats,moose dick covered in cheese,stuffed wolverine ass with sharp cheddar,Mr. Racine’s Blowjob Emporium,your Dads poppin’ Cialis and attacking your brother,Deeds kinky side,all types of cunt,Hollandaise across the eyes,pearl necklace always fun,business Japanese style,it looks like wallpaper paste,death by horse cock,flu memories,raccoons ate thru my Internet cable,Black Ops TLST style,Boosting fags,girl gamers,the "Manhole",where’s Al?,Chick & Guns,Apple releases entire Beatles catalog,confess to Father Murphy,Pelosi’s big mouth,how would you like a mouthful of wet fart...bitch!,condoms to 1st grade school kids,get your junk played with before you fly,TSA hires criminals,Leon Sphynx?,PR neighbors might be divorced,Big Sis looks like a longshoreman in drag,Mr. Racine Man Cheese filled sausages,barf films
]]>Illinois Gov. to raise taxes,Deed the Master of Middle Leg Massage,Ben Gay all over your dick,Deed falls asleep in the bath,floating cum stuck all over his bod,Dunkin’ Doughnuts didn’t have any doughnuts,ribbed for her pleasure…yeah right!,high school shower story "hard-on in the shower",it’s still warm in Chicago,do you open the door nude for UPS?,vagina tagging,twink-sandwich or desert,is Pelosi toast?,Deed where’s the music?,Deed lost in the ozone,Moms a Communist!,jumping on the lawsuit train,Moms paying her Ex all these years,Deed’s "This Old House" disaster,"Wheres my speakers, man?",Black Ops keeps me sane,Freud was gay & a drug addict,death & violence is part of human history,American lifestyle is a false reality & it was made that way by big business,old Democratic party was conservative,the Bunde in America,I pump you gas?,your download numbers suck!,"That Guy Swallowed My Load" Deeds new slogan,clown dick on a bun,Queen catalog to be remastered,Pink knocked up
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Miley’s sexy video,Deed’s accent goes limp,how’s your man bag?,smell my fingers,blood is a bad lube,milf’s on Halloween,devil head french ticklers,ass happy Deed,Puerto Rican neighbors moved,AAPL hits all time high,iPad fastest selling product,Deed dying on mic is epic,bad Halloween jokes,Stanley Steamer rescues cummy sofa,Amy Whinehouse...Oy!,Culture Club reunites,kiss ass press thugs defend Emanual,Deed rips on salesman,costumes for sexplay,kids Carnival at Deed’s,gay taxi sex in Tel Aviv,Deed outed for agreeing w/ Tom like he has knowledge, Shaun Pufffy Feet,face full of GUAM,was religion created to control the masses?,Mexican donkey massage,a real dick joke!,Moms Mabley,Redd Foxx,Scatman Crothers,female Democratic politicians are fucking ugly,attorneys ruined marriage in US,I don’t ever want to be your equal!,your shit is caustic,solid gold toilet,Deed still coughing,Deed’s extreme knowledge of gold prices,broken snowglobe up your ass
]]>Deed is ’sick’ AGAIN!,Dr. Story Musgrave "UFO’s are real"!, Libsyn download stats are amazing,Globalist failing at crashing U.S. economy,Euro is proving to be a failure,Jesus & Mary Chain to perform album live,Deed beats off to Amy Winehouse,Jake Shears sued by Dave Grohl,Elfman & Burton release Soundtrack boxset,Gingers are cool,Tim Burton working on Addams Family movie,Janis Joplin died 40 years ago,BBC’s Pop Quiz,English 80’s musicians answer music ?’s,Bunny costume is out for Halloween,UFO’s and aliens Are Real!,The Iron Maiden’s
]]>Princess Leia a hotty,breast implants are stupid,dick attachments should be the trend,3 things women want,Deed:"Love Authority",Tom is love lucky,used condoms thrown from balcony,whale choking on rubbers,Tom would of been on Adderol back in the day,Tom & Deed to make films again,thats not Peewee,White Castle’s new burgers,amazing download numbers,"we’re speaking to you",the aliens are coming!!!,Vatican & Annunaki disclosure,are we pompous & stupid,we don’t trust the banks,bad politicians return to Chicago from Washington,weather manipulation & other disasters,Tom wants to be steamrolled by a chubba,model search for Miss Garbage,homosexual beatoff,dick in the spokes,I’m a yakey jacks,Deed goes to bar in drag,you swish & pose in public,face full of toddler shit,Soprano’s revisited,meaningless awards & trophies,Deed’s "protleriat"?drinking the Kool-Aid
]]>Too damn hot & mosquito ridden,please write review,new TLST app & other stuff coming soon,your toilet like old bum shit,Tier 4 unemployment,Reich claims 8% unemployment will become the norm,Oblabla shut down by classy black woman,Oblabla lookin’ haggard,media are saying "the people are pissed",politicians are our public servants,Ceaucescu effect could happen here,Tom takes a Spanish lesson to make Deed feel appreciated and show unity,Dos Equis commercial,cut & paste in German accent, Ceaucescu Youtube video,Harry Reid refers to female senator as ’hot’,Ceaucescu scumbags executed in the garden,lazy old Russians hanging on to Communist ways,"you play Gaylo,"grenade throwing in MW2,Deed’s Xbox gamer tag,Apple discontinues 30" Cinema display,Deed’s neighbors seem to be moving out,govt’ brings certain foreigners here & sets them up in business,"I carry a heater",Texicans pissing in public,Snuff Squads,Deed get a job at an Arab business,Tom’s gas station toilet story,Joan Jett,Deed wants to eat out Yoko Ono, rub humus all over her taint,Pokey up Yoko’s ass,Lennon had a small cock,Mama Cass’s big hairy bush,Borat to be cast as Freddie Mercury in biopic,squat thrust on flagpoles is good practice for a gay weekend,Gaga cunting on about nothing,Fred Durst is a dick,Eminem is a fake wigger,Sheryl Crow sucks ass,Deed’s posse gonna break him,James McCartney releases album
]]>Hello world!,look for the bodies bleeding out,Deed can’t remember the piano notes,Dems want tax cuts,Chicago newspapers are trash,9/11truth on the web,you pussy,Deed getting all testy,incumbents fearing for jobs,thank you listeners in Egypt,balled up in fetal position,dildos going up & down to calliope music,hard bloody blossom mess in the booth,cunt driver,Chicago crime is off the hook,cops standing down,guns for cash program,donation for a giant Habitrail for Deed,backyard full of garbage,suck me Richard,I’d let her blow me,even with cavities,ugly with a hairlip,Kim Jung Il doing 69 with Deed,shit loaded sheets dragged thru house,flashlight full of of old piss,Mike Portnoy quits Dream Theater,sour herring,butchers say Lady Gaga’s meat dress was made from cheap cuts,Harry Potter World accommodates fatso’s on rides,"once a drummer, always a drummer"-Deed,the Specials record new album,Liberace Museum closes,big hairy cooze,Brazilian doesn’t hurt that bad,beat off with lubed foam gloves,paint balling stories
]]>Tom is sensing overwhelming doom,planet Jupiter is closer to Earth in 12 years,zinc poisoning,stupid product warnings, sue & make attorneys rich,Chicago mayor won’t seek re-election,PETA & Lady Gaga’s meat,it’s called kabasa!,girls like cucumbers,Bud Light doesn’t taste like beer,Southern Comfort & grass,creative types are more EMO than non-creatives,your deformed,dead midget in Wizard of Oz,Teen Wolf exposure, Back to the Future 3 weirdness,pearly white teeth from blowing UPS guy,Deed’s bro dressed as Easter Bunny WTF!,Cosplay,Plushie or Furry?,I would die having sex as furry,Guiness Dark,Imelda Quirk’s ass,war means kill ’em & all take over,shoot the hooves off ’em,I gave him a pancreas!
]]>taint licking,TLST download stats,biggest dead penis,you were homo at birth,hole splitter,deep fried corpse cock,smelly hippy dick,whale handler drowns in sperm,animals are here for Deed,unemployment numbers cooked,stress alters time perception,go back in time & blow Flipper,come in & pet the pets,Kama Sutra of Guppy Sex,Bosnian teen throws puppies in river,piracy at sea is just terrorism,Juan Williams suggests the president is insane,Pelosi has Botoxicity,Jesse’s Escalade stripped on milk crates,could we have a military takeover based on Constitution?,Wars are all about selling the gov’t big contracts,your girlfriend is appalled by sex,fisting with G.I. Joe doll,shit on an alarm clock,Polident on Deed’s balls,Puerto Rican update
]]>TLST "Live" on the road,White Castle dining,refueled with vodka,Deed screwing Stephan Hawking in the mouth,Deed’s neighbor kids start to bug him,living on the welfare coast,Deed misses money for flooded basements,rundown a rip,terrible financial reports,gov’t must get back to basics,TLST poolside with crickets,this Summer sucked!,Deed tanned like a Butterball,Tom’s neighbor shits all night long,Deed secret crush on Tom’s Ex,identity theft is just fear mongering,Biblical prophecy or crap?,I didn’t want any part of it from the start,free will,Number of the Beast
]]>I"m going deaf,Tom’s always cutting edge!,FART mic returns,Tom’s random favorites in his life,diahrea stained shirt,shit on my wrist,wipe like a girl,wipe your ass sideways your clean in a wipe or 2,spread those cheeks,Big Fat Mama,chopped off dick for art,Deed dating 20 years on,Deed challenged to prove he’s not a virgin,sex Teddy Bear,new Iron Maiden CD,Deed likes country music,doing Grandma for money,human head inside a pussy,Deed’s round cannonball head,shit dipped ice cream cones,Real Housewives show is faked,Deeds neighbors,boner over wandering eye,govt cheese obesity
]]>Fart mic makes second appearance,rogue govt must go,dick caught in throttle cable,Deed doesn’t prefer women,i fucked cushions,groovy cats & kiddies?,cornhole a cat,unabashed coitus,Jet Blue flight attendant bails,Deed hallucinates on Tylenol,you drunk shrub,Deed hitting the bottle,do you have past romantic regrets,"I regret they all dumped me" Deed",I hate Mexicans,I’m half white again…just kidding!,no blow-no relationship,fuck buddies don’t work,Deed the voyeur,I was dumped once & crushed,no primpters,whacked out college days,love triangle disaster,divorce was allowed to breakdown our society,all cellphones drop calls,Bass Legend dies,Morrissey writing songs for sitcoms,Man Gaga Rock Star?,Spice Girls 2,Stiv Bator died 20 years ago,Lollapalooza boring,you didn’t eat out!,Mom ruins my romance
]]>from cooze to cunt,introduction of the FART mic,moister than your Mom,your girlfriend is frigid,out of control sphincter,Mitch Miller crokes,Deed wants Corey Haims sack,man pelt,free flossing from eating a hair pie,teen heartthrobs,Deed knows too much about girl crushes,I couldn’t shit for 3 weeks,Vodka Fairy is missing,Coronal Man Ejection,Perseid Meteor showers,mouth of urine,Chicago get soaked,early fall this year?,FART mic has colorful Chicago radio history,Deed whacks it in front of the mirror,Deeds beatoff out the window story,get married in Cali,Deed thought Steve was gay,fishing with a hard-on,NBA shorts in the 70’s were gay,towel snapping in the shower,Lohan sprung from jail,coyote trafficking,Deed’s very short tongue,Grendel on top,largest middle class in history is dying,Big Sis stores nude scans,eat me Dorothy
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Cocks flying in & out,hot as hell in Chi-town,Deed admits idiocy,Gulf of Mexico conspiracy theories,Whale Wars sucks,mass beaching might be from Black Ops,police to be federalized,stock up on Trojans,iPad update,Magic Trackpad,new 27"Apple Monitor,iMac CPU updates,Che’s basement floods,Deed’s family stories,Dad blows money on Goat Love Service,CPR changes,music for Keybowl parties,Deed predicts Korn will be listened to forever,he likes all kind of corn,timeless music,Gaga burnout,TLST buzzkill when family listened,Serbian weddings,Hollywoods about to go CGI actors,Oblabla reaches out to The View, race card played signals last efforts
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assless chaps,I drove into the Gay Pride Parade, Cruizin’,hitting the punk bars in the late 70’s,La Mere Vipere,not making a penny, Tom’s radio days were filled with groupies,dick between the cheeks,hot fatties,big fat legs go past my window,how much for your house?,NAACP proves they’re racist,podcast downloads are up again,my life is too random,she’s a good sport,Christopher Reeve was used by Microsoft,breast implants eventually breakdown,filtering out cum,Apple Store appeals to all people,I’m overwhelmed by gas,all wireless devices reception is variable,knock on Pinnochio’s dick,autopsy instruments used on Elvis up for auction,Lohan sentenced & looks well used,Mexican women help Afghans into America,politics & penis size, put your dick in your shoe,you beatoff to Lady Gaga posters,was Mel setup?,9 months in the birthing canal,pickle & nuts
]]>Race card comeback last resort,Deed waxes drunk,blame Bush means u done nuthin’, Zuckerman spills some beans,credit scores affects getting hired,Tea Party called racist,Jesse Jackass comes out of shell,TSA ads on pizza boxes,Blago case fixed,people on street vocal about Oblabla,Gigi Gaston’s- "We Will Not Be Silenced",iPhone 4 limited trouble,any press is good press,Xbox 360 recalled,red dot of death,new Rush DVD,I could be making porno’s,Broke Colon Mountain,5 feet of horse cock,Tom Cruise blows,Deed claims he’s 5’,8",La Leche Program,I filled out applications!!,Deed’s Hawaiian shirt hangs parallel to his waist, neighbors held at bay by garbage cans,do you wash your feet?,hiding under the bed sex play,zombie movies,he grew tits in prison
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hot granny,Oblabla wants a switch on Net,world awareness of govt corruption,the movies 1984 & THX1138,2nd Amendment reaffirmed…duh!,the 4th sounded like Baghdad,Deed reminiscing on past 4ths,I can’t move…the acid kicked in!,Deed laughing at horse shit, trombone up your bros ass,gay firemen doing the Bunnyhop,mouth full of man spackle,masturbating elephants,beating off with iPad,nobody can do you like yourself,fun at a petting zoo,la leche program,Lohan punished,Chelsea only a 2 bagger,fireworks disaster stories,guess my breast weight,Tom parades round the house nude,I hate my neighbors,ride the kitty,how did BJ get his name?,Norwegians are different,Johnny got his gun happiness!, Warhol beatoff into jars,Ringo turns 70,George Michael busted again,I’m happy I’m not gay,Chicago radio top stations are hispanic,Lillith Fair cancels shows,Club music,Deed never came thru with preggers pix
]]>dirty songs,more govt lies,dog cum vodka,crazy weather in the midwest,piss stash found in barn,kids dick stuck in vacuum hose,was the oil spill faked?,Right to Bare Arms reconfirmed,shit looks like mud,hemeroid friendly recording studio,shitting in bed next to his girlfriend,I hate weddings!,beating off in the locker room,Tom’s rekindled romance,I was afraid to commit,.XXX domain,Formula 1 comes back to US in 2012,the country of Monaco,whats your fave sex position,"Born Free" sucked,Deed you gotta get an Silver Cougar,analog synthesizers,geriatric spike heels,Lady Gaga takes a tumble,Oblabla audience shot up with Valium,you would beatoff on a dog,Deed’s burning urethra
]]>afraid to buy condoms,cock proud,length means nothing…its the girth,sticky baseball love glove,mushy couch cushions,I didn’ t like Buffy the Vampire Slayer,you have tits,old lady loves Deed,peanuts for texture,Lady Gaga’s junk,unemployment is a family trait,make money with that hunk of pipe,your aunt has a dick & hairy feet,Deeds gets a Brazilian just to look bigger,big hairy moles,skin tag on your ball sack,the American lifestyle is coming to an end,is Cali going to be the proving ground for civil unrest?,4star general set up by Rolling Stone,Deed goes down on the elderly,two types of people…numbers & artistic,big business & govt lies about EVERYTHING in our lives!!!,new Xbox not selling
]]>a shit fuck day,can I have a splash of that man!,search for the Blackhawks Locker room hat,Deed’s retarded hockey whistling bird, but plug with team logo on it,cargo pants are the shit,I found part of my mailbox,The world is gonna end?,Tom rekindles old romance by chance,Deed claims different types of greed,Che´Mom screwed by her own,the Mega banks run the world,Jindal shutdown,strange weapon laws,get prepped for a food crisis,big ego small penis,Iron Maiden new CD,feel their dick going thru your shit,the few in power can be taken down by many,listener wants to know if BJ is cut or uncut,self lubricating inflatable alter boy,Gary Coleman corpse photos,licking Satan’s ass,Screaming Lord Sutch
]]>Deed’s cheap Gemini’s theory,Lymes disease of the balls,Blackhawks take Stanley Cup!!! 49 years of stupid misguidance & insanity,Hawks cheap ownership let so many great players pass thru Chicago,55 gal drums of lube,medical marijuana to close in Cali,Code Pink shouts down Pelosi,govt doesn’t work without the people,100,000 unregistered guns in Chicago-yea right-more like 1million,past show finer moments,Deed waiting round back door of hospital for corpses,rocking’ sex,CUNT t-shirts,I’m scared of needles,stick your dick in Royal Purple,Cunt odor Alabama,cash mule,raccoon bites off cock,pack my sack,cum burps,key bowl party children,fondle for money formula,dick rinse,violated bunt cake,raped nostrils,Chupacabra is real
]]>Blackhawks 49 year curse,squirting ping pong balls,Deed gets new theme song,TLST Greet & Beat,can I beat you off?,Tom on flood watch,lightning strikes Tom’s sage plant,oil rig incompetence,Kim Jung Il molester glasses,mouth too small….too many teeth,does Chaz make you hot?,Deed diggin’ RuPaul Drag Show,weird fetishes,Pelosi’s favorite word?,Is that a burka?,Oblabla parties at Farakhans,generic drugs contain up to 20% less potency,overpaid public school teachers,Deed bitching bout his taxes,hose off the ass and balls,Indiana nude beach,if Dr. Seuss drew nudes,you like hot fatties,toe fungus sensors are up,Nick Lowe sucks ass, Motels video screwing the ice cream man,shit 80’s videos,Sheila E blows,the Bangles had cankles,Katrina & the Wave makes millions in royalties,walking on bra cups,2nd circumcision,Deed’s a lyin’ ass bitch,New Wave Theater,cornholing zombies,Scorcesny????,Dennis Hopper passes
crappy Memorial Day weather, borracho neighbors,lu cacaracha?,I waited my whole life for this Blackhawks moment,Tom relives his glory days,Mexican president calls Americans racist,Oblabla hates America,strange act of kindness at Best Buy,the old media sez the world hates America…thats bullshit,T & D witness rear end action,Larry King is a way old asshole,Andre the Giants balls on your chin,Cougar hitting on a chubby soda jerk,the show is turning into a turd,AAPL surpasses MSFT in market cap,Deed’s crap stock advice,Toyota dealer loses Deed as "Ace" employee,get a job with benefits,half price anal caulk gun,Deed’s computer craps out,friction between the buns,U.S. Census fraudulent job claims,I won’t work for $10 an hour, get a Mech suit,pornographer’s not upstanding work but it pays,how about auto detailing?,Tom gives Deed the porno challenge,penis tuck,squid rings round hour dick
]]>Ronnie James Dio passes on,crappy new music,Behind the scenes of Steve & Klanky,boner in your pants,play with your corn,average Joe is saying shit gonna hit the fan,more elections change direction,career politicians are gonna lose,I dye my wear falsies & cucumber in my pants,Greek bailout,record foreclosures,Deeds tax refund goes straight to Lovers Lanes,inflatable alter boy for pool play,Mountain Dew…..looks like pre cum,World Class beatoff,TLST "Beat & Greet Party 2010,Mushroom & garlic Sliders,Deed’s HD was full of preggers,free OB_GYN at Deed’s house,garden theft,dangerous sushi,lawsuit commercials,Miss USA crap pageant,Rivers rips Kagan, you should suck dick for money,Woody Allen’s comments on Oblabla…sarcastic?,toilet brush up ladies ass for 5 years
]]>Deed just a boozer,monkey jiz,circus cock,Germany forced to sign bailout,hot chicken Greek style,Deed outed by old friend,dripping with AIDS,sit on my face Andre,giantism, wild stock market slide,Brown dumped,tax returns are tardy,raped by an elephant,Playboy 3-D,iTunes pisses Tom off,Sony cameras offer SD slots,a4 chip in new iPhone,new Macbook Pro 17" brings on erection,Tiger Woods heckled,butch judge,squeezing beads,La Raza is gonna take over,Blago ain’t going alone,census takers robbing & raping,Tom titillated by orange bra,Deed answers AC Neilsen survey,change your name Deed,sex with a squid,sex toy shipment stolen,crazy lady sez she married David Lee Roth,Thin Lizzy regroups??,a punch in the meat
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