thelongstrangetrip’s Podcast

TLST #260 5th Anniversary Show

Sat, 21 Aug 2010 07:00:00 +0000

I"m going deaf,Tom’s always cutting edge!,FART mic returns,Tom’s random favorites in his life,diahrea stained shirt,shit on my wrist,wipe like a girl,wipe your ass sideways your clean in a wipe or 2,spread those cheeks,Big Fat Mama,chopped off dick for art,Deed dating 20 years on,Deed challenged to prove he’s not a virgin,sex Teddy Bear,new Iron Maiden CD,Deed likes country music,doing Grandma for money,human head inside a pussy,Deed’s round cannonball head,shit dipped ice cream cones,Real Housewives show is faked,Deeds neighbors,boner over wandering eye,govt cheese obesity

TLST #259

Wed, 11 Aug 2010 04:00:00 +0000

Fart mic makes second appearance,rogue govt must go,dick caught in throttle cable,Deed doesn’t prefer women,i fucked cushions,groovy cats & kiddies?,cornhole a cat,unabashed coitus,Jet Blue flight attendant bails,Deed hallucinates on Tylenol,you drunk shrub,Deed hitting the bottle,do you have past romantic regrets,"I regret they all dumped me" Deed",I hate Mexicans,I’m half white again…just kidding!,no blow-no relationship,fuck buddies don’t work,Deed the voyeur,I was dumped once & crushed,no primpters,whacked out college days,love triangle disaster,divorce was allowed to breakdown our society,all cellphones drop calls,Bass Legend dies,Morrissey writing songs for sitcoms,Man Gaga Rock Star?,Spice Girls 2,Stiv Bator died 20 years ago,Lollapalooza boring,you didn’t eat out!,Mom ruins my romance

TLST #258

Thu, 05 Aug 2010 01:30:00 +0000

from cooze to cunt,introduction of the FART mic,moister than your Mom,your girlfriend is frigid,out of control sphincter,Mitch Miller crokes,Deed wants Corey Haims sack,man pelt,free flossing from eating a hair pie,teen heartthrobs,Deed knows too much about girl crushes,I couldn’t shit for 3 weeks,Vodka Fairy is missing,Coronal Man Ejection,Perseid Meteor showers,mouth of urine,Chicago get soaked,early fall this year?,FART mic has colorful Chicago radio history,Deed whacks it in front of the mirror,Deeds beatoff out the window story,get married in Cali,Deed thought Steve was gay,fishing with a hard-on,NBA shorts in the 70’s were gay,towel snapping in the shower,Lohan sprung from jail,coyote trafficking,Deed’s very short tongue,Grendel on top,largest middle class in history is dying,Big Sis stores nude scans,eat me Dorothy

TLST #257

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:06:00 +0000

Cocks flying in & out,hot as hell in Chi-town,Deed admits idiocy,Gulf of Mexico conspiracy theories,Whale Wars sucks,mass beaching might be from Black Ops,police to be federalized,stock up on Trojans,iPad update,Magic Trackpad,new 27"Apple Monitor,iMac CPU updates,Che’s basement floods,Deed’s family stories,Dad blows money on Goat Love Service,CPR changes,music for Keybowl parties,Deed predicts Korn will be listened to forever,he likes all kind of corn,timeless music,Gaga burnout,TLST buzzkill when family listened,Serbian weddings,Hollywoods about to go CGI actors,Oblabla reaches out to The View, race card played signals last efforts

TLST #256

Wed, 21 Jul 2010 05:49:00 +0000

assless chaps,I drove into the Gay Pride Parade, Cruizin’,hitting the punk bars in the late 70’s,La Mere Vipere,not making a penny, Tom’s radio days were filled with groupies,dick between the cheeks,hot fatties,big fat legs go past my window,how much for your house?,NAACP proves they’re racist,podcast downloads are up again,my life is too random,she’s a good sport,Christopher Reeve was used by Microsoft,breast implants eventually breakdown,filtering out cum,Apple Store appeals to all people,I’m overwhelmed by gas,all wireless devices reception is variable,knock on Pinnochio’s dick,autopsy instruments used on Elvis up for auction,Lohan sentenced & looks well used,Mexican women help Afghans into America,politics & penis size, put your dick in your shoe,you beatoff to Lady Gaga posters,was Mel setup?,9 months in the birthing canal,pickle & nuts

TLST #255

Wed, 14 Jul 2010 06:10:00 +0000

Race card comeback last resort,Deed waxes drunk,blame Bush means u done nuthin’, Zuckerman spills some beans,credit scores affects getting hired,Tea Party called racist,Jesse Jackass comes out of shell,TSA ads on pizza boxes,Blago case fixed,people on street vocal about Oblabla,Gigi Gaston’s- "We Will Not Be Silenced",iPhone 4 limited trouble,any press is good press,Xbox 360 recalled,red dot of death,new Rush DVD,I could be making porno’s,Broke Colon Mountain,5 feet of horse cock,Tom Cruise blows,Deed claims he’s 5’,8",La Leche Program,I filled out applications!!,Deed’s Hawaiian shirt hangs parallel to his waist, neighbors held at bay by garbage cans,do you wash your feet?,hiding under the bed sex play,zombie movies,he grew tits in prison

TLST #254

Wed, 07 Jul 2010 20:17:00 +0000

hot granny,Oblabla wants a switch on Net,world awareness of govt corruption,the movies 1984 & THX1138,2nd Amendment reaffirmed…duh!,the 4th sounded like Baghdad,Deed reminiscing on past 4ths,I can’t move…the acid kicked in!,Deed laughing at horse shit, trombone up your bros ass,gay firemen doing the Bunnyhop,mouth full of man spackle,masturbating elephants,beating off with iPad,nobody can do you like yourself,fun at a petting zoo,la leche program,Lohan punished,Chelsea only a 2 bagger,fireworks disaster stories,guess my breast weight,Tom parades round the house nude,I hate my neighbors,ride the kitty,how did BJ get his name?,Norwegians are different,Johnny got his gun happiness!, Warhol beatoff into jars,Ringo turns 70,George Michael busted again,I’m happy I’m not gay,Chicago radio top stations are hispanic,Lillith Fair cancels shows,Club music,Deed never came thru with preggers pix

TLST #253

Wed, 30 Jun 2010 06:17:00 +0000

dirty songs,more govt lies,dog cum vodka,crazy weather in the midwest,piss stash found in barn,kids dick stuck in vacuum hose,was the oil spill faked?,Right to Bare Arms reconfirmed,shit looks like mud,hemeroid friendly recording studio,shitting in bed next to his girlfriend,I hate weddings!,beating off in the locker room,Tom’s rekindled romance,I was afraid to commit,.XXX domain,Formula 1 comes back to US in 2012,the country of Monaco,whats your fave sex position,"Born Free" sucked,Deed you gotta get an Silver Cougar,analog synthesizers,geriatric spike heels,Lady Gaga takes a tumble,Oblabla audience shot up with Valium,you would beatoff on a dog,Deed’s burning urethra

TLST #252

Wed, 23 Jun 2010 06:15:00 +0000

afraid to buy condoms,cock proud,length means nothing…its the girth,sticky baseball love glove,mushy couch cushions,I didn’ t like Buffy the Vampire Slayer,you have tits,old lady loves Deed,peanuts for texture,Lady Gaga’s junk,unemployment is a family trait,make money with that hunk of pipe,your aunt has a dick & hairy feet,Deeds gets a Brazilian just to look bigger,big hairy moles,skin tag on your ball sack,the American lifestyle is coming to an end,is Cali going to be the proving ground for civil unrest?,4star general set up by Rolling Stone,Deed goes down on the elderly,two types of people…numbers & artistic,big business & govt lies about EVERYTHING in our lives!!!,new Xbox not selling

TLST #251

Fri, 18 Jun 2010 03:41:00 +0000

a shit fuck day,can I have a splash of that man!,search for the Blackhawks Locker room hat,Deed’s retarded hockey whistling bird, but plug with team logo on it,cargo pants are the shit,I found part of my mailbox,The world is gonna end?,Tom rekindles old romance by chance,Deed claims different types of greed,Che´Mom screwed by her own,the Mega banks run the world,Jindal shutdown,strange weapon laws,get prepped for a food crisis,big ego small penis,Iron Maiden new CD,feel their dick going thru your shit,the few in power can be taken down by many,listener wants to know if BJ is cut or uncut,self lubricating inflatable alter boy,Gary Coleman corpse photos,licking Satan’s ass,Screaming Lord Sutch

TLST #250

Thu, 10 Jun 2010 03:21:00 +0000

Deed’s cheap Gemini’s theory,Lymes disease of the balls,Blackhawks take Stanley Cup!!! 49 years of stupid misguidance & insanity,Hawks cheap ownership let so many great players pass thru Chicago,55 gal drums of lube,medical marijuana to close in Cali,Code Pink shouts down Pelosi,govt doesn’t work without the people,100,000 unregistered guns in Chicago-yea right-more like 1million,past show finer moments,Deed waiting round back door of hospital for corpses,rocking’ sex,CUNT t-shirts,I’m scared of needles,stick your dick in Royal Purple,Cunt odor Alabama,cash mule,raccoon bites off cock,pack my sack,cum burps,key bowl party children,fondle for money formula,dick rinse,violated bunt cake,raped nostrils,Chupacabra is real

TLST #249

Wed, 02 Jun 2010 05:11:00 +0000

Blackhawks 49 year curse,squirting ping pong balls,Deed gets new theme song,TLST Greet & Beat,can I beat you off?,Tom on flood watch,lightning strikes Tom’s sage plant,oil rig incompetence,Kim Jung Il molester glasses,mouth too small….too many teeth,does Chaz make you hot?,Deed diggin’ RuPaul Drag Show,weird fetishes,Pelosi’s favorite word?,Is that a burka?,Oblabla parties at Farakhans,generic drugs contain up to 20% less potency,overpaid public school teachers,Deed bitching bout his taxes,hose off the ass and balls,Indiana nude beach,if Dr. Seuss drew nudes,you like hot fatties,toe fungus sensors are up,Nick Lowe sucks ass, Motels video screwing the ice cream man,shit 80’s videos,Sheila E blows,the Bangles had cankles,Katrina & the Wave makes millions in royalties,walking on bra cups,2nd circumcision,Deed’s a lyin’ ass bitch,New Wave Theater,cornholing zombies,Scorcesny????,Dennis Hopper passes

TLST #248

Wed, 26 May 2010 06:19:00 +0000

crappy Memorial Day weather, borracho neighbors,lu cacaracha?,I waited my whole life for this Blackhawks moment,Tom relives his glory days,Mexican president calls Americans racist,Oblabla hates America,strange act of kindness at Best Buy,the old media sez the world hates America…thats bullshit,T & D witness rear end action,Larry King is a way old asshole,Andre the Giants balls on your chin,Cougar hitting on a chubby soda jerk,the show is turning into a turd,AAPL surpasses MSFT in market cap,Deed’s crap stock advice,Toyota dealer loses Deed as "Ace" employee,get a job with benefits,half price anal caulk gun,Deed’s computer craps out,friction between the buns,U.S. Census fraudulent job claims,I won’t work for $10 an hour, get a Mech suit,pornographer’s not upstanding work but it pays,how about auto detailing?,Tom gives Deed the porno challenge,penis tuck,squid rings round hour dick

TLST #247

Wed, 19 May 2010 21:35:00 +0000

Ronnie James Dio passes on,crappy new music,Behind the scenes of Steve & Klanky,boner in your pants,play with your corn,average Joe is saying shit gonna hit the fan,more elections change direction,career politicians are gonna lose,I dye my wear falsies & cucumber in my pants,Greek bailout,record foreclosures,Deeds tax refund goes straight to Lovers Lanes,inflatable alter boy for pool play,Mountain Dew…..looks like pre cum,World Class beatoff,TLST "Beat & Greet Party 2010,Mushroom & garlic Sliders,Deed’s HD was full of preggers,free OB_GYN at Deed’s house,garden theft,dangerous sushi,lawsuit commercials,Miss USA crap pageant,Rivers rips Kagan, you should suck dick for money,Woody Allen’s comments on Oblabla…sarcastic?,toilet brush up ladies ass for 5 years

TLST #246

Wed, 12 May 2010 05:10:00 +0000

Deed just a boozer,monkey jiz,circus cock,Germany forced to sign bailout,hot chicken Greek style,Deed outed by old friend,dripping with AIDS,sit on my face Andre,giantism, wild stock market slide,Brown dumped,tax returns are tardy,raped by an elephant,Playboy 3-D,iTunes pisses Tom off,Sony cameras offer SD slots,a4 chip in new iPhone,new Macbook Pro 17" brings on erection,Tiger Woods heckled,butch judge,squeezing beads,La Raza is gonna take over,Blago ain’t going alone,census takers robbing & raping,Tom titillated by orange bra,Deed answers AC Neilsen survey,change your name Deed,sex with a squid,sex toy shipment stolen,crazy lady sez she married David Lee Roth,Thin Lizzy regroups??,a punch in the meat

TLST #245

Thu, 06 May 2010 03:03:00 +0000

Cinco de Mayo,fuschia platform shoes,Mexicans don’t enter running marathons,Mars needs Mexicans & guacamole,carpet the Moon,NYC mayor sez terrorist opposes Oblahblah Care,Deed’s gism vodka,Tea Party called teabaggers by president,May Day violence not covered by media,I go ballistic watching the news,massive census shit,floaters ignited & burn blue,1million census takers hired,Perez Hilton douche,klismaphelia,masturbation fireworks,KK cup largest bra size,big blobular tits,golfer falls off cliff,garage of corpses,dogging in Gloucestshire,anonymous handjobs,nude jumper,trapped under breasts,sabretooth sausage

TLST #244

Wed, 28 Apr 2010 15:51:00 +0000

plantains,deep fried banana,illegals have the right to leave,AZ has spoken,immigration raids Deeds town,Spanish product labeling,home business teaching english,your Dad just mumbles & drools,Stephen Hawking says beware o f aliens,gorilla on Mars,Tom & Deed possible UFO sighting,dykes dropping pants,gaseous salute to Russia,illegals employed by the rich,J-Lo still sucks,talentless turds: Ben Affleck & Ashton Kutcher suck!,Zombieland rocks,Hollywood heyday is long gone,random teabagger,oil rig terrorized?,boy eats like pig,holy semen seduction,the GOGO’s call it quits

TLST #243

Mon, 19 Apr 2010 04:22:00 +0000

I’m a legs & ass man,balls shrink nipples hard,Prince Albert disasters,Kim Jung Il fashionista,3 day old cum,tax the rich oh yeah thats a plan,advertising prison style,AAPL set another record,iPad will change the way we use computers,new iPhone hoax?,I like fairy,submit your vodka hottie,poppin’ mamasitas,Tio Deed seeding the whole block,short term memory loss,senior madness,Tom harrassed by old turd,Deed ignores Tom’s stock advice,Pope praises Beatles music,screw grandma in a boat,gumjob in the afternoon,Polydent around my dick,vibrator up a man’s ass,corpse under couch for 10 years,migraine brings on Chinese accent,Lars Ulrich is a baldheaded dwarf prick!,Malcolm Maclaren dies,Deed scared of neighbors

TLST #242

Wed, 14 Apr 2010 04:18:00 +0000

Industrial music beginnings,Wax Trax Records,whore out your turd cutter,why a Prince Albert?,full corn stalk,Toyah Wilcox,Prozac & Xanax for pets,thousands die in India on boats & busses,I’m a mutt,drug wars at the border,my mom is Mrs. Stalin,my tax returns going to property tax,polish that knob,smelly diaper fetish,Earl Schieb paints your car,Deed’s neighbors,doctors decide babies gender,cum cures sore throats,taxes set to destroy,her face would stop a train,we are pigs,Deed turns down throngs of Mexican chicks,suicidal dick,dead on arousal

TLST #241

Wed, 07 Apr 2010 04:16:00 +0000

Ricky Martin is gay no shit,insert fist twist vigorously,dropping a shit off a paddleboat,Deed hates hippies,iPad rocks,Deeds precise tests..not!,Apple sells 300,000 iPad units,u got a dick in your mouth,Bernanke sez worse to come,Deed has seen the light,Oblabla called an amateur,black people screwed by there own,Tigers train wreck,FCC no jurisdiction overweb,presidential puss arm,to drunk to talk,MW2 map pack,beating off with hot sauce,fake doctor molesting patients,fuck the poor,pin the tail on the Ex goes bad,can I fart on you,juicy ass farts,handicap people feel entitled

TLST #240

Wed, 31 Mar 2010 04:37:00 +0000

A full time top,necrophilia,chemtrail assault,shoot yourself Deed,sore vag aficionado,Tom roasts Deed at Game Stop,strangers in public slam Oblabla,all night sodomite,Christians labeled radical,spontaneas revolution,Czar Nicolas was a shrimp,active hemophiliacs,the boy in the bubble beats off,handjob at Fermi Lab,White Castle burps,how could self abuse be bad when it feels so good,the choking game,sex play dies so quick after you come,last minute hookups,I can’t handwrite because of computer,godfather of preggers, r u into cankles,analysis of fat chicks feet,Deed can’t find 100k job,you should charge for babysitting,dick in the well,Russian wedding shooting,hot dykes

TLST #239

Wed, 24 Mar 2010 15:22:00 +0000

made in America for illegals,revolution has begun,drunk with power & pills,record low housing starts,record conceal carry permits,healthy tax,Tales of Woe,oh shit my water heater,cholesterol sham,soda’s removed from school,credit card crap,Deed’s expensive repairs,hot female sex offenders,nothing like a good wretch,AAPL,Buzz Lightyears spinning dick,Sids brains fucked out,touch the human placenta,mystery monkey,texting wrist injury,trawling Facebook for young girls,Harry Houdini’s weenie,black snow,Dick Spurtz & Harry Bush

TLST #238

Wed, 17 Mar 2010 20:39:00 +0000

Deed slaughters Irish accent,ditch that accent,shit on your stoop,Guinness is good for ya!,Tom drops some Irish jokes,Vodka & Taco Bell burps,Deed was the model for Pepe’s Tacos mascot,petting the donkey,I don’t eat my friends,Pet Luv,hick claims 9"in dick,piss & vomit killed the Southside Irish parade,AAPL hits all time high,the genius of genius,3D technology,trenchcoats for pervs,A Clockwork Orange,the Census,Cuban heels great for dancing,Mexican preggers,Deed’s mega-rant,black stretch pants,my Mom was hot when she was preggers,late nite sneaky,peeping Tom’s,Sneaky Pete,racist prank @ Walmart,Hells Angels humble beginnings.Dick Hurtz

TLST #237

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:49:00 +0000

drive bys and Florsheim shoes,black and deep,Corey Haim croaks,Lohan a milkaholic?,Oblabla peddles health care to grade schoolers,patronage jobs,shit all over his dick,where’s your teeth,Tales of Woe,Deed surrenders major cash for 2 tow jobs and a pump,bank overdrafts,ATM fuck ups,happy census,pacific rimjob,Deed rants on being hispanic,I’m a trisexual,1in 6 in U.S. have genital herpes,Sunny Boy Dong,birds on my dick,devil in the Vatican,caulk used in plastic surgery,GeorgeW. Flush,BeeGee’s r fucking ugly,stabbed in both eyes, i gotta 9 inch dick

TLST #236

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 03:45:00 +0000

old man shit story,TLST is your companion,massive crap attack,old white wrinkley ass,janitor sympathy,Ducolex mass exodus,waiting for govt’ collapse,broken back during a big gay dogpile,chloroform or xyklon b?,congress drops to new low,Clinton health failing,moms eating lead paint chips,Deeds neighbors push his buttons,homes sales plummet in Jan,lowest applications for mortgages on record,Reids sez unemplyment leads to domestic violence,Oblabla’s Chicago mafia not wanted in Washington,nuclear fusion, fission or coal??,kids indoctrinated at school,most hippies were posers,Mama Cass could fart up a storm,Wives of Orange County,divorce is a lawyers win,your better off gay,Toyota story covers up the real issues,klezmer music,school wants to change shape of hot dogs,Cock fear,man crashes plane into IRS building, British Health System horror stories

TLST #235

Thu, 18 Feb 2010 03:02:00 +0000

superstar pussy,Cherry Crush,Zulu as Kono in Deeds mouth,man poi,Samoan & Polynesian cum,hollowing out coconuts,Im not gay but I’m willing to learn,butt plug lite,prison meat,googly eyed big sis,bring back Bill,executive order is the last straw,Deed greases instructor at DMV,big oil not renewing membership in climate partnership,Ice age scare in the 60’s,race card is dead,dems are professional racists,Deed resupplies
vodka,strippermobile hits the road,my pork is cold,jukking amongst the young

TLST #234

Thu, 11 Feb 2010 03:32:00 +0000

The snow is from global warming?,Snow in 49 of 50 states,China reporting false weather data,Deed sick again!,ass tickling,Deed’s missed opportunities,twinks stirring Deed’s martini,lung missing,Tom hates the snow,Deed’s neighbors strike again,would you do your mail person?,did u spit or swallow?,earthquake wakes Tom,Meteorite Men,space debris,Deed admits space radiation kills,Oblabla 44% approval,do you miss me now?Oblabla store closes,gory details of Jackos autopsy,IRS acquires shotguns,pixies dance around my nuts,tit bombs,Tom & Deed’s Algebra class beating story,companion pets shit all over,Deed wills Tom all his crap,Hitler’s portable pharmacy,giant Jawa’s

TLST #233

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 20:36:00 +0000

Oblabla overshadows iPad,Apple #1 maker of pocket devices,aapl reports record qtr,Steve looks healthy,Oblabla crumbling still blames Bush,UPS ships record amount of ammo,luminous spunk,Andy Warhol & friends,I like freaks & oddballs,strong onion piss,Toyota halts production,where’s my cunt?,family gets killed because of dumbass driver,throw it in neutral,iBate for the iPhone,2 Gumby’s fucking,Deed’s neighbor jacking him round,volumous earth shattering farts,priest shoplifts sofa covers & butter,hot buttered alterboy,Oblabla statue to be torn down,NASA sez search for aliens on Earth,jamming pens in his eyes

TLST #232

Thu, 21 Jan 2010 04:12:00 +0000

Independents win in Mass,teabagging is for 9 y.o. Halo gamers,wreckless driving on ice,Deed’s back spasm,playin’ nude twister again?,Mom’s a diehard Dem,sick on a ski trip,"hey man, hows that consume comin’",MW2 addiction,1vs100,old school video gaming,Deed’s Limo Service,Black Sabbath master tapes on eBay,real or fake tapes,eBay caveat emptor,goat breaks into strip club,iPhone app saves Haiti victim,capitol punishment is a deterant,cop loses nipple,Plasmatics

TLST #231

Thu, 14 Jan 2010 04:12:00 +0000

Dems dismantle themselves,Tucker Daley Carlton???,twenty ten or two thousand ten?,you gotta work on that liver,Deed checks out toe fungus,severe pounding in the ass,violated kangaroo,Cougar cruises banned,Deed to judge Celebrity Preggers Night,Avatar controversy,dating is just prostitution,I just wanna shoot nudes,Mexican zombie film ideas,Mexican trumpets,Mule love,tantric sex,win or loose the lawyers get rich,Tom Prestiges in MW2,check out District 9,Palin is a major threat,geometry of my house changes,your a creepy cat woman,diarea in the eyes,Beaver,magical ass rape

TLST #230

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 04:11:00 +0000

weather fear,Tiger’s sex rehab or plastic surgery,half ton teen,Deed eating dead skin off fat lady,Walmart preggers,Democrats starting to retire,political transparency?,fixed voting stories,global warming crap,New Years resolutions?,I wanna make a million bux,Chaz Bono,gay sympathy,daily rendezvous of gay fudgepacking,can Chaz still qweef?weird genetics,you could make money hogging,Deed’s mouse problem,poppin’ mama’s,coitus neverhappenedus,dick treatment,seduction Indian lady,chicken satay up your ass,I’d split if I won lottery,por favor...man,Restless Leg Syndrome is crap,the cornhole fish did it,corpse buried on nude beach,girl found chained to Bowflex,I’m not a stew bum!

TLST #229

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 23:34:00 +0000

NOTICE: Steve & Klanky is distorted on the source file...it’s not your player, it’s Deed’s fault!!!!
Flukey Stokes,ear wax flavor,stupid ass cellphone drivers,Deed beats off after pranks,iBeat works great!,molester math,govt.out to break the country,biggest story of 2009??,"The year of complete corruption",Barack called to carpet,Milton Friedman,Universities ripe with morons,I’m not Spanish!,u got that crazy googlie eye,wild New Years stories,Apple tablet nears,smoking vulture brains,GOD Channel plays UFO documentary

TLST #228

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 21:49:00 +0000

Lites out,stray balls,shout out to all lonesome preggers,Toms diarhea Florentine,the Devil fucked me,dental cum,Deed to pay preggers,reach down only to find beans & franks,your fuckin’ psychic,Ginger Lynn,G.I. Joe with life size sausage,Hot Wheels,Deeds porn stash dumped,Deed takes down Xmas tree in August,fucked by Xmas tree saleman,no lines @ Best Buy,health care bullshit,most professors are crazy,let the politicians duke it out,yo Mama like it in the dark,cat glued to the road,Christmas lights madness,holiday casualties,Santa robs to pay elves,man dies over ipod

TLST #227

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:48:00 +0000

I got nasty gas,Aboriginese shit odor,wrinkled mop faced cunt,Oblabla,let’s start another war,Gitmo comes to Illinois,Deed nailed by red light camera,shit splattered ass, Aboriginese transvestite,Billy Joels ugly kid,Deeds chameleon eyes,stupid Tiger,paint the wall with cum,the,drink up some IQ,Deeds pussy neighbor,fetus under the Xmas tree,"Alfie" the movie,stovepiping,female flasher gets run over,patient claims doc pleasured her,sexual dreams,corn sex,hairy dwarf ,fleshlight is cheaper,whose zoomin who?

TLST #226

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:10:00 +0000

Deed butches up to 80 proof vodka,Fuckin’ cold Chicago weather,Injun or engine?,Tiger Woods train wreck,I hope he offs himself,shitty taste in women,drink up some ideas Deed,Elins Mom=40 miles of bad road,suicide predictions,slow Chrismas sales,your a loser!,global warming hypocrits,Deed rips on a fat girl & does the math,after your teeth fell out your breath improved,Tom rips a Brit on 360 live,wimpy gamer fag,student blows off jaws,corrective rape,diseased clam,I’ve got diabetes & I’m on the edge,lessons in fisting,everyone likes Dick!

TLST #225

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 19:08:00 +0000

Tiger Woods is craaazzeee!,a gay guy would hit that?,an aura of dry skin,Absinthe dreams,life is an illusion,DMT dreams,huffing gas & model glue,Global Warming scam exposed,kill or be killed,military is a business of killing,the pussy goes away...man will wander,sex is still taboo in America,old yellow cum,mayswell?,turkey & tits,Thanksgiving fag,political correctness is dying,Internet is the new media,carousel of meat,Bernanke sucks,smothered by floppy breasts,sex toy saw,Ronnie James Dio has cancer

TLST #224

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 06:58:00 +0000

Deed tailgated in the fog,Turkey day rocks!,holidays family fights,Mom doesn’t have a pump,creme filled mouth,gold teeth,buy that crystal skull Deed,preggers need love 2,Deed really loves food...duh!,I love a gobbler!,clown corn teeth,I’ve got most of my teeth,man goggles,after 2 bowls of diarhea I feel great,3D preggers,barf films,Aunt Peg’s missing tooth,Deed’s neighbor is pissed,Deed jacks off thru open window,3 dicked goat,man created pedo world,kick a jew day

TLST #223

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 06:57:00 +0000

avoid drive-by’s-wear a dress!,Deed’s car sabotaged by neighbor,strange Chicago death,presidential subserviant bow,just a cheap puppet,Ssssssss,record gold prices,Copenhagen US sovereignty on the line,there’s no left or right,record unemployment,record gun sales,Chicago water tastes the best!,bullshit charities,los bambino’s,disease of the ass,ninja impaled,crazy Khadaffi entertains hot Italian chicks,Tom threatened,teacher pumping student,give up your peasant ass for science,man raisin over your eyes

TLST #222

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 07:00:00 +0000

Vodka coffee & doughnuts,Sucking us record ammunition sales,vampire Pelosi,molest or treat,palomino penis,do you remember Coiler?,horse fisting,Deed blows a tire,crippling shit @ Pizza Hut,creepy purple lips,he was down your throat?,retired & eating candy,gassing up on Sliders,bad ways to die,corned to death,you call it corn we call it maize,smegma all over the desk,pubes on my sausage,Jacko liked peeing for an audience,crab sex for protection,sperm allergy ruins honeymoon,crazy cat lady,Iggy Pop whips it out,Deed strokes out reading sponsorship

TLST #221

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 07:20:00 +0000

TLST #220

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 05:48:00 +0000

tongue out Pugsley’s asshole,perv on the run,ass blossom,get it straight prolapsed anus,medicated cough drops,penis flavored candies,Halloween pranks,treat your meat right!,shit covered popcorn balls,rebar ribbed condoms,Monk’s Castle,Bachelor’s Grove,haunted houses in da hood,pumpkin abuse,curvy love gord,scary movies & a donkey dick,mouth full of clap,public petting,queer kiss-in

TLST #219

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 05:45:00 +0000

Gold & AAPL hit record highs,Olympic bid disaster,cheap ass windbreaker,was it a rape rape?,giant shit that looks like a big dick,raped by a terd,sloppy shits,flasher flopping his dick at women,women will pay for sex,Deed admits he’s boring,Devil Messages in Music,reading writing & bestiality,hogging,dwarf glues dick to vacuum cleaner,corpse feet & cock,prison warden shitbombed,drag queens rampage

TLST #218

Wed, 30 Sep 2009 06:21:00 +0000

quaaludes & champagne,I wouldn’t sodomize,Polanski busted,Megadeth joins 9/11 truthers,taxed to death,global warming bullshit,praise the hallowed leader,American holocaust,clove cigarettes band,pussy,tits & ass,Deed goes blank,prostate stalagmites,magazines are disappearing,home grown pot,headshops,Ozium,Grandpa rolled his own,fart horn,fecal art,spicier than all fucking hell,Dr. steals Rolex,midget casket,sexting downsides,Lucy in the Sky dies,you don’t know shit!

TLST #217

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 06:18:00 +0000

the racism continues,no sun spots = cool earth,flu shot bullshit,Mr.Tumnus,concrete stool,I’m a proud moron,Dirt 2,Beatles top CD sales,Kanye is a dick,mailman steals Netflix dvd’s,drive it home,Deed’s Post Office days,disillusioned voters,bra fittings for profit,brown wrists,I wouldn’t go homo for money,Shemp in nylons,PeeWee returns,younger chicks & older guys,McKenzie Phillips incest,You wanna screw Don Knotts?,the Dick Bass,stick your dick in a red afro,bangin’ bacon,Robbie Benson & Poppers,hogging,dick over Belgium,Guitar Center scam

TLST #216

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 06:25:00 +0000

fear mothers milk & sex,2 jerks behind the curtain,no homos till after the credits,downstroke mess,faces for radio,I’m hung,6 weeks to live,I don’t order hoof,visual & shallow,foot sexting,burnt taint,corrupt charities,race card revival,old media falls going bust,massive protest ignored by old media,ACORN exposed,blown bra cup,nude motorcyclist,opening day for brothel,bathroom video bust

TLST #215

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 06:23:00 +0000

I’m wearing a feather boa,revolution ready,phantom erection,ghostly cum,Steve is looking well,iPod Nano video,gorilla cock,aapl rocketing upward,iCum,Beatles remastered,iTouch 1st gen shame,iCrip,president booed,socialized medicine will break America,flip Deed off,surveillance cameras are bullshit,Jacko’s glove sells for $48,000,man shoots off penis,man hangs self on webcam,open mic catches politician sex talk,exploding bowels,powdered pussy

TLST #214

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 02:43:00 +0000

the unemployed life,Mexican meat man,ox tail soup, meat is meat, anus soup,cock ring accidents,Zakk Wylde penis,did Jacko fakes his death?,DJ AM OD’s,political rant,recession bullshit,is unemployment more like 16%?,Illinois govt. is super corrupt,I’ll take Swedish tits,Kalamazoo is nice,brutal sack itch,Nordic women,fatso’s,I wanna do Patricia Neal,J-Lo fatso,Phoebe Cates’ tits,Mia Sara,Kate Beckinsale,Olivia Munn,politician=thief,Macauley Culkin donated sperm,Hubby Hubby bullshit,pray before sex

TLST #213

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 06:00:00 +0000

Ted is dead,HPV wounds,where are the sunspots?,vodka Phd.,sainthood for my penis,your Mom looks like Charlie Chan,10 ways globalist will dismantle the USA,political rant,go commando,$30 hand job,Snow Leopard,quango reform,interviews about fucking,psychology majors are crazy,man caulk,no sexting,provocative Youtube videos,twin brothers take turns on girlfriend,legend Les Paul dies

TLST #212

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 04:18:00 +0000

fat flight attendant,Deed’s crotch cam,"I don’t act gay",sit on my face,3 things women look for,Capt. Reemo,school fears,sink in the confessional,leather priests,glaucoma or dirty glasses,hot monocle,coughing up lumps of chordle?,poopatarian,flat screen giveaway,medical chaueffer,fingering patients,sex in a VW limo,sex on the church lawn,Tom’s lack of shame,driving drunk,White Castle cop story,barfing up blood,Tom is a member of Mile High Club,your a woman but in transition,lady torches herself,snorting vodka shots,anal beer bongs

TLST #211

Wed, 12 Aug 2009 04:16:00 +0000

dildoic weather,more acoustic changes to the studio,pants down in the confessional,filthy change bin,360 avatar updates,butt plugs & Cuban heels,Tina Wood-hotty!,America is waking up!!,govt called to carpet,backstrack Barack,Bernanke won’t tell,be prepared-porn,guns,food,Billy Mays coked up,John Hughes crokes,die quick is better!,join the govt snitch network,Deed claims he’s never hogged,Mexican sized condoms,Minnie Mouse groped,diaper fetish,Opa! my penis,hot oil revenge,David Coverdale loses voice,Verve breaks up again,ergot fungi

TLST #210

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 01:59:00 +0000

gloryhole specialist,cash for Klunkers mess,can newspapers survive online?,studio mods,Vienna Sausage,cut or uncut??,jacking off out a window,elephant porn,Gort rapes,afterbirth with lipstick,Mama Cass’ big chest,how do you swallow your tongue,old school sneeks,PF Fliers, Converse,Keds,Crazy Glued penis,Tom wants to film vampire porno called "Fuckula",shit it the kitchen sink,jackin it on the front porch,Foreigner screws fans,barbiturate enema,Jimmy Osmond stuffs his pants

TLST #209

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 01:58:00 +0000

naked in the yard,brown rings around your anus,old brown cum,weird undertakers,sex ed class,the erectionator,shrapnel from Deed’s exploding shirt,first beatoff surprise,Disney bukkake,a cup of pus,stickhandle up your ass,I talk dirty to your Mom on the phone,Clara Peller,hot dogs contain optic nerve and it winks,man glaze those windows,the Vodka Cooze returns,Phil Collins sucks,WhiteHouse beer party,shit rag on a stick,anal lube,a trainwreck on heels,toe popping weirdo,tossing feces,Springsteen is soooo old and boring!,turd?????,does the Pope spurt in a condom?

TLST #208

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 19:56:00 +0000

4th Anniversary Show,we breathe nitrogen,Deed getting all soppy,Tom’s manwhore radio days,gonorrhea of the throat,history of porno films,Horseback Mountain,my dangerous neighborhood,Pepe Lopez’ physique,lunch at a donkey show,Martha Stewart rubs the meat,jack it to paradise,Deed wins fucktard awards,WD40 inventor dies,man stabbed for beating off,furry plans to murder parents foiled,Jimi Hendrix murdered??,Beastie Boy has cancer,John Dillinger’s schlong

TLST #207

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 19:55:00 +0000

Show#206 was a dud!!,su madre!,vodka crutch,here cum da judge,everyone is racist,was the abortion movement meant to erase certain people?,selling the public on bullshit movements,faux finish your bush honey,paint my house yellow,googly eye curse,come see my kidney stone garden,unhappy balls,popcorn dick,the names "BJ",Cuban heels rule!,petting mink,"green" queefing,dolphin steaks with blowholes,no Hole,buried in a wombat hole,handjob at Dunkin Donuts,Jack Elam’s crazy eye,zero media coverage on Tea Parties on July 4th

TLST #206

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 19:53:00 +0000

Al Franken = dead mans dick,Jacko’s death grief counselling,2 faced Hollywood,youtube’s "Fred",mellodramatic grief on youtube,old school shakedown racists comeout for Jacko’s funeral,cold & foggy July 4th,Deed hangs his meat out on job interview,midget a racial slur?,Debbie Rowe just a hoe,Bubbles gets beaters cramp,prostitutes can’t get credit,Jacko’s brain removed,Monorails collide,drinking Chanel No.5

TLST #205

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 05:43:00 +0000

Eulogy for the dead of the week,Al Franken-Douche,smell my feet,dick dripper,Tiawan Thailand Tied up,David Carridine died in drag?,Jobs back on the job,Jacko bails out,dick in a bowl of pasta,bukkake marinara,Deed still painting the house,my chicken coup,halondo in the closet,your round like Vlad Harkonnen,new Dream Theater cd,6 year old boys,anal cancer & Greek style,Billy Mays Black Hole Hair Dye,how would you like to die,high school shrimp,no cash for cunt,sodium pentothal

TLST #204

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 05:41:00 +0000

y r u wearing eyeliner,Perez Hilton,faggot??,Deed & Baraks false ethnic claims,health care bullshit,my sack itches,Deed’s weird beard tale,duct tape a bucket & Cepocal,dick tip tingle,burping up sperm,Deed tries to blow away a Mustang,iPhone 3.0,Viagra Marching Band,packing fudge down by the river,was Harry Carey gay??,my firmware is firm!,Tiawanese basket,Ed McMahon crokes,crashing funeral banquets,enema update,"it’s like spackle or paste"’,condoms not popular,creepy burka’s,Deep Throat,Starface cont’,whats a tit or two,"Cherry Pie" hotty now a porker!

TLST #203

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:35:00 +0000

I’m a furry not a plushy,coldest June in Chicago history,NASA global warming does not exist,I’m gonna masturbate to death,a true oralist,trannies don’t peak,Deed’s studio posing,seafarer looking for his sex life,humid crotch,bullshit jobs,something BIG is gonna happen,National Health Care infomercial,bring back Clinton,product typo’s,Spanish product labeling,old faithful in my pants,Tom’s sex audio,Mom webcasts children,stinky wet thumb,underwear police,butt plugs & split assholes,transgender Elvis,Starface girl,Chinese ghost brides,"I’ll shit in your mouth",Castro’s son duped

TLST #202

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 05:14:00 +0000

pussy is nourishing,eating rotten fish & berries,creepy old pictures,pretend your a midget,muff diving,Deed’s brain fart,crazy spanish TV channels,wobbling dicks,jackass cops,Phil Spector prison pix,Deed & Phil’s chin size,minority advantage on Bozo Circus,Tom wants to invest Deed’s money in Vegas,presidential lies,NASA confirms no global warming,Socialized medicine is a fraud,your nipples look crappy,cock anger,diarrhea down the arm,endless fish story,million dollar whore,lesson thru rape,severed feet is all the rage,Adam Ant comeback

TLST #201

Wed, 03 Jun 2009 20:49:00 +0000

We’re both Gemini’s,voyeuristic birthday,frosted cock,punk rock rebellion,white boys control it,Dino’s got more class,Muslim bling,Deed ordering Extenze,Admiral Byrd impression,PETA is a sham,man tops the foodchain,useful idiots,China & Cuba to fall for Capitalism,you old turd,my birthday shit,the Happy Mondays,Hot ’n’ Fluffy,a watermelon with eyes,sex deal,hymen close-ups,cooks holding cocks,Brazil goes homo,Furry busted for animal sex

TLST #200

Wed, 27 May 2009 19:16:00 +0000

Flip flops are gay,rub your dick on Wrigley Field,testament of idiocy,1st sexual experience,ABC’s of prison,8 balled or black balled,anal lacerations,smoke some latina,middle class=endangered species,bloody anal warts,corpse juice as lube,drinking mercury,beating off in clover,stop bending your taco,your teeth are gone,smegma breath,attack on 2nd amendment,beached cooze,sea cow,trophies for sucking,5 desert island CD’s DVD’s & video games,the Bangles suck!,Deckert was a replicant,I don’t fuck pigs,Deed as beer educated,shanked by a squid,Hot for Teacher Night,exploding dick

TLST #199

Wed, 20 May 2009 19:22:00 +0000

Deed sucks at fellatio,parrot tongue,womblicker,G-Spot search,Dr. Steven Hawkins calls in,Mom sandwich,Tony Manero toothpaste,dancefloor whore,Egyptian Banquet,Bulgarian preggers,dirty politicians,middle class slavery,Toms foul mouth,old Greek man,zit popping,vagina of cheese,drenched in cum,pregnant with a horse,lets play elephant house,Diaper Boy,guppy dicks,Prostamate spiked drink,sensitivity stickers,man eats childs eyes

TLST #198

Thu, 14 May 2009 19:01:00 +0000

transgender,cum filled socks,the Lone Beater,cherry vodka is like a hand down the pants,pine cone cum,bukakke benefits,chains of racism,stupid Canuck,Deed’s vodka logic,Beta VS VHS,Autosuck,marital aids,marriage = headaches,King Crab sandwich,breast implant bullshit,you got a big nose,RAMONES.my big blue knob,Tom gets stuck in elevator,online speedating,D.U.I pregger arrested,Boy George released,chimp had Xanax,Jessica Simpson forgets lyrics again!,Bono’s an idiot

TLST #197

Wed, 06 May 2009 19:53:00 +0000

public blamed for Swineflu panic,Deed’s Tijuana Taxi reality show,how’s the ’good life’ Deed?,tax increase rant,stick your dick in a pompadour,Shamwow guy busted,Scientologists,Dom DeLuise croaks,Farrah Fawcett’s anal cancer,the "girl next door’ types are wild,toe fucking,chimp on a chain,island of extreme intelligence,penis playing chopsticks,channeling DeGaulle,Frankenweeny,corpse juice on my lips,secretary chomps off bosses cock,gay corpse hijinks

TLST #196

Wed, 29 Apr 2009 20:03:00 +0000

stray balls across the nose,Batwanger,gloryhole specialist,senate daisychain,Deed shows his tits,Russian whores,squating in America,Taco Bell is addicting,sex history of the basement studio,Tom busted by cop,Deed’s calcified twin,Deeds exhibitionist window show,Mexican wrestling,wet qweef,enema or douche,strap-on bowling ball,raped @ Wrigley Field?,white pimply ass,do it with a Shamwow,sex in a dumpster,shit down the pant leg,driving & jacking,whipsock,transgender Thai monks

TLST #195

Wed, 22 Apr 2009 20:04:00 +0000

beat my slave, placenta cam,pre-shit sweats,wussup devotchka,preggers on trampolines,floppin’ round in afterbirth,takin’ a dump on a plane,French porn,Tugboat Deed,teenage cunt pirates,they should have been blowjobs,Earth Day scam,end times cults,corpse bedroom role playing,"I like dark meat",dick sandwich,butt fuckin’ in Buchanan,sperm harvested from corpse,fucked by a horse,music pirates buy CD’s,penis enlargement gone wrong,breasted gnomes,record Apple sales

TLST #194

Thu, 16 Apr 2009 02:58:00 +0000

happy tax day,is that alfredo sauce?,no teabagging at tea parties,soggy balls,menses soda,eating placenta,Tom’s personal bra fittings,cougars are hot,pickups at the playlot,tax returns blown on hookers,let’s start a porno site,Deed’s critique of diseased cocks,squirtproof shoes,absence of sunspots,capitalism & socialism can’t exist together,daisychain for Stalin,lime spiders,bukkake vodka,Japanese kink,salomi oil lube,butt fucked in the driveway,running with a hard-on,fir tree growing in man’s lung,sperm bank sued over bad cum,throwing bodily fluids

TLST #193

Thu, 09 Apr 2009 02:55:00 +0000

pelted with dildo’s,deep cooze,Q-tips & Vaseline up the urethra,relief from syphilis,Deed’s political rant,NASA beginnings,nothing wrong w/ Capitalism,population reduction,animal lives respected more than humans,Deed’s 10 second sex life,the pause that refreshes-masturbation,inflatable anime dolls,no preggo’s for me,centipede in Deed’s shot glass,getting goosed,gay marriage sweeping the nation,Walgreen’s pulls Chiapet,Miley sleeps w/ Mom & Dad,Long haul truckers are serial killers,15 anniv. Kurt Cobain died,Courtney Love robbed,blown while flying,60 ft. dick on the roof

TLST #192

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 05:14:00 +0000

April Fools Day,bedroom paddling,Deed role playing solo,brutally honest kids,German pretzel dick,dodging Chicago’s weather,Internet pluses,picking up Gilf’s,Polydent BJ,if u can’t shoplift use coupons,wrong side of the tracks?,Plushy or Furry?,queef attack,mic setup sex sounds,after sex dinner,fuck & run,Testicle Festival,Don Ho’s scrotum face,potato stuffed pussy,she spreads easy & takes creamy,pinecone up the cunt,cock tainted sandwich,Pink Taco closed,"go beatoff your Dad"

TLST #191

Wed, 25 Mar 2009 20:46:00 +0000

Tom declares himself the Minister of Love,Deed has performance issues,men in kilts,barhopping in Milwaukee,gloryhole password,straight down the larynx,Deed’s a spider killer,cheezy old cooze,writing with an erection,Gordon Brown verbally dismembered,my Mom’s a moron,Queef Magazine,Tubba’s fetish,hentai addiction,Molestor Day Care,Japanese bathing habits,The Suicide Forest,British spy plane search for energy inefficient homes,Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch defused

TLST #190

Wed, 18 Mar 2009 20:44:00 +0000

gingisitis,"it’s too short to hang",colonoscopy from hell,nigga’s got his brown bag,roving glory hole,I hate shaving ,bathing & brushing my teeth,the Dragon Lady,get your kink straight,Deed’s a shrimper,Gloucester fisherman’s cap,corn in a bowl,momism or teen preggers?,squid sex,Deed gets locked out of his house,hot for student,Miley Cyrus to ruin Radiohead,born without a butthole,Jacko to be plastinated,horse bites off mans balls,Sawsall sex goes bad

TLST #189

Wed, 11 Mar 2009 19:40:00 +0000

Fucked...no lube,Whoopi Goldberg bitchin’bout taxes,Woz on "Dancing with the Stars"Cristal taste like dick rinse,spermy bubbles,Milk,key bowl party,flipflop prez,Real Dolls,anime sex dolls,metal music rools!!!,pass the Crisco,man dies in pancake contest,corpse fucker,sex with ’teacher of the week’,stone throwing apes,coke filled peppers,proof of vampires unearthed,Al Hirt hit in mouth!

TLST #188

Wed, 04 Mar 2009 21:24:00 +0000

I like to sink pipe,Deed suffering premature ejaculation,the vodka bitch returns,Herve Villechez condoms,Deed stole finger cots from work,fucking midgets,Katie Couric-slut,where is Adam Carolla?,death of the music store,Britney Spears trainwreck circus,"I bought a tank",Tom can’t get anyone to assist his suicide,"I like creamettes",old man’s ball sack stomped,Bam Margera,caught beating off & 38 y.o.,smokin’ a terd,retard sex,"I’m having sloppy gas",tattoos have jumped the shark,pork on a plate,corpse sex,Bill Gates is still an asshole,Utah has highest online porn sales

TLST #187

Wed, 25 Feb 2009 19:48:00 +0000

Vodka refill for Deed,Tom hasn’t ended it all yet?,economy fear & disaster!!!!,lawyers are the root of evil,I like a good bowel movement,I’m homo...give me your rice!,"your 360 looks hot!!!"backup your pr0n & music,Happy B-day Steve!!!,Sikorsky 79 y.o.entrepeneur,Morrissey cd,you racist bastard,Deed’s 100proof soapbox,FEMA coffins,no banging good sex,stick your dick between some pancakes & hot butter,a cooze of gold,more teacher sex,"I’m a legs & ass man",Deed diggin’ big dimply ass & stumpy cankles,hot female sex offenders,man "Milk",barnyard buddies

TLST #186

Wed, 18 Feb 2009 21:58:00 +0000

Baby Bump Illustrated,octuplets bitch,wussup with Denver???,America is toast!,mortgage bailout disaster,gansta style up the ass,celebrity crooks & losers,marry your neighbor Deed,Tom’s depressed,coughing up phlegm,horror films & tits,objects up the ass,Tom is wild in bed,too ugly to fuck,cunty system sounds,the spitting head,chimp goes apeshit,Dutch porn archive stolen,kidnapped & dressed in a diaper,4ft fingernails lost in wreck,klismaphilia,eggs Danny Thomas style...again,Springsteen is a fat old man

TLST #185

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 21:59:00 +0000

stop foriegn aid,was Jesus a magician,banks investing TARP money,Stan Lee developing a gay super hero,Deed wears "Lo-cost",put a dick on Batgirl,your a dick & an asshole,drinking perfume,younger women don’t know how to cook,Drew Peterson hoax,Blago threatens to name names,Springsteens band faking it,Keith Richards is like a cockroach,whacking off to pix of Danny Bonaduce,Marsha Brady hottie!,brown geriatric shoes,giant old lady bunions,voodoo bullshit,man screws 2 blowup dolls,beating off by Hot Wheels display,t-shirts draw death threats,Vampire runs for office,man in sex shop with wooden sword,PETA members dressed in KKK garb,Chicago shit city,dick in your nostrils

TLST #184

Wed, 04 Feb 2009 22:58:00 +0000

piss in the eyes, the year of Satan,govt’ fucking us deep,prolapsed anus,Sodomy Bar,bullshit reporting,stimulate my crotch area,does cum freeze?,kissing with cum breath,Peg boys gave more than ass,old mans brown urine,"I’m not gay but I wish I was",a saucy past in Tijuana,I thought she meant hookah,Polish pole dancing,greasy ears,body modification scars,Amy Fischer,fagolicios,Lux Interior crokes,Deed impressed by low-low riders,baby chokes on sperm from used condom,traffic sign hacked,Blago is a dick!!

TLST #183

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 22:55:00 +0000

How’s your Skeens gland?,political corruption,Blago Media Blitz, Jessica Blimpson porks out,winter depression,perky nipples,Bill Gates is slimy,sex in Xerox Parc,self abuse is good,come out big bear,shake the cum off your lips,cock allergy,British law could make comics illegal,racoon bites off drunk Russian’s dick,alcohol improves sex,brewers droop,maggots on dead loved ones,cello scrotum syndrome is a fake,Billy Powell crokes

TLST #182

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 21:03:00 +0000

1st show in 2 months..Deed was sick!,sexting,stretching of the throat,record gun sales,do you like my tuna?,"you know" Kennedy,Illinois’ crazy governor,Bush admits mistakes,I don’t wanna go to the doctor,no sex for 2 months,masturbation epidemic,Viennese Clam,bands reunited,youtube blows away tv,record companies remove content from youtube,jacking off to industrial music,dick & toes,missing time...2 years,oral services,plain janes are freaks,man marries dead girlfriend,Tom destroys shoplifters shoes

TLST #181

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 04:28:00 +0000

Mojave Expericrap WTF,cheap whores & weed,COD 5 rules!,man milk,media fear mongering,big 3 automakers jets outed,Hummer conspiracy,government service coming soon?,local kid barfs in Deeds house,puke fetish,teabagged under anesthesia,Dad’s lethal punch,my friend Ken,TLST movie?,priests die on film,ass & brain of a 10 year old,"You Were There" ep. 1,Elvis had a black dick,cum on Abe’s neck,gay school,cum squirting clown,bovine love,a Kentucky Date,sperm breath,penis in a jar

TLST #180

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 05:22:00 +0000

I like govt. cheese,strap-ons for everyone,sex for free parking,stomp films are fun.wheres the dick?,Fatty Arbuckle dildo death,fucking an elephant,Deed assaulted by farting man,ebayers heaven,blown-out sphincter,Tom attacked at gas pump,anal sex & a bottle of Merlot,record gun sales,Mitch Mitchell dies,Amish man kidnapped for sex,Swedish animal sex,woman killed in hearse,house of skeletons

TLST #179

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 05:21:00 +0000

all bets off on campaign promises,the race card is dead,election burnout,Deed should die behind the mic,record sale of guns & ammo,Knob Creek,jackin off all day improves my grip,Tom’s 1st Wal*Mart experience,Chinese rubdown from Sam Walton,American food makes you fat,Deed claims he’s smart,White Castle burps,Deed describes smelly customers,witnessed pigstyes,sloppy tennant story,mannequin sex,German dykes,ride a donkey,death while stroking off,potatoe up the ass,mom throws kids in traffic,Meth Halloween candy

TLST #178

Wed, 29 Oct 2008 04:19:00 +0000

foot jobs with little sausage toes,eggs sebastien,eggs Danny Thomas style,hot sandwiches,chemtrails,blowing a doob not a dude,Nostradamus,election monkey business,harrassing phone calls,psychotropic drivers,hockey stick shit toss,crazy ass neighbors,fucked cow,mummy in a car,Tom outs Deed for not being drunk,Disney porno,shitty ice cream,Saran wrap kink,cop served shit

TLST #177

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 04:17:00 +0000

COD4 addiction,election overkill,"I’m eclectic",my chiropractor hooks me up,Mr. Rogers after midnight,loose like a Russian whore,death by taxes,Deed plans for rebellion,Budweiser sells out,Gamecube controller cummed up,Kate Beckinsale,Val Halsig??,new Macbooks,finger in your ass,Moore’s Law is obsolete,holy porn,smart sperm,a criminal with feelings,pole dance gone wrong,your hired...now show me your breasts,stroke off the retards

TLST #176

Thu, 09 Oct 2008 02:43:00 +0000

Deed’s minister look,my potent come,I have to drink!,Dr. Drew not Dr. Phil,drunks & telephone poles, COD4 is better than a treadmill,Steve Fossett fake death??,dick bone,why are you winking at me?I’m not homo,I beat everday,glazed windows,the world is going to hell,Paulson is scum,govt is out to break the middle class,sleeper cell scenario,American competitiveness,go rest your anus,laugh like a seahag,Buddha meat blender,porking old ladies,Albanian virgins

TLST #175

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 18:47:00 +0000

sex in the control room,sensitive male,Tom chokes,beach meat,occupied blowhole,vaseline as lube,vodka amnesia,man log in my vodka,grain alcohol,Deed admits he’s tight laced,Paris is an amature,bartender Deed,porking old broads,"give it to me Sinatra style",shrimp & mothballs,Muriel Hemingway is still a hottie,Ron Jeremy is Deed’s idol,blowjobs & pancakes,Jim Belushi sucks,plushies & furrys,hard dicken’,I enjoyed getting spanked,wheelchair bound voyeur,is Hannah Montana a guy?,customers burned in Japanese porno house,man thinks he was raped by Tony Soprano

TLST #174

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 18:46:00 +0000

Husker Dü,& the dead dog,jackin off to pix of Johnny Cash,wax your palms,what do you say at a gang bang?,gangsta’s are bad shots,COD4 addiction,unsticking an enema nozzle,pedophile on a Rascal,music released on SD chips,tech corp rant,Adobe CS4 crap,naked bartender,drug filled submarines,infamous queefing groupie,mexican farts on cop,fraternity pranksters vomiting on traffic,no Greek this week,Deed finally finishes his vodka,abandoned missile silo’s,thief’s anus impaled

TLST #173

Wed, 17 Sep 2008 05:53:00 +0000

Deed thought it was his show, Bush in’08’ bumper sticker,eat my dick,MAMBLA or NAMBLA,Sting is a prick,New Ass on the Block,blog survey sez Deed should be silent character on the show,tribute to Rick Wright of Pink Floyd,rubber boy,handicap condoms,piss in Deed’ s vodka,vodka faery preps for sex,split a hole and it’s gone,Amazon stocks vinyl,Metallicanew CD sucks!,hottest taco in town,Deed’s Michelle Obama rant,Charlie Gibson looks like an angry crotch,vaginal bonsai,Deed’s never eaten at the "Y",SEX: never,sex club run by 6 year old boys,lap dance from a bodyguard

TLST #172

Wed, 10 Sep 2008 05:51:00 +0000

Deed is needy,don’t touch my shit,I want to be raped,back door fluids,be nice to the afflicted,Deed’s stroke has affected him,webcam is a big hit with priests,winking brown eye,oral talents,bugged confessionals,vodka burps,guzzle down bukkake,I look like a muderer,Tom gets hit on again,priest free zone,it’s hard to run with one arm,I do it muccus free,Sara Palin MILF,hockey mom’s rock!,Veteran’s are so mistreated,The Sir Loiner,King Ritz revisited,FUCK OFF I’m busy,vaginaland,gyros or gynecologist,have you seen my leg,black don’t crack,Deed’s wrinkled brown eye,shit in the urinal,motivated stalker chick,tit boy,cunnilingus is where it’s at!

TLST #171

Wed, 03 Sep 2008 20:22:00 +0000

censorship & freedom of speech,Zappa interview from 1986,Obama falling apart,good parenting instead of govt intervention,byproducts of cracking oil,Kia Rondo is a nice vehicle,eat my corn,you drink vodka to get drunk,Tom’s takes plunge into Prestige Level in COD 4,cuntography,War Games,Ghostbusters released on thumbdrive,Mexican balls,trailer queen,sex lube clears skin,Johnny Gets His gun sex scene,Metallica is finished,good looking women r hard to find,hide & reek,corpse abuse,Alistairs Cook’s cock,Viagra assault

TLST #170

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 20:20:00 +0000

Deed wrecks his car,Tom’s house looks ghetto,Deed’s fucked over story,VW myopia,Beetle Bugs,Vodka faery threatens Deed,Mr. Hankey the Xmas shit ,Blu-Ray is gonna die a slow death,Deed predicts warm winter,can you tatoo a zit?,Court Tv school the public to sue,Deed has trouble swearing,Tom’s foul mouth is like a cluster bomb,fat lady verbally assaulted,skateboarders owned.thigh biting Deed,fumbling for words,cheap fuck,girls kissing girls to get guys,blowjob for a nosejob,inhaling manballs,I eat pussy, not rat

TLST #169

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 06:44:00 +0000

fucking Emo Phillips,overpaid teachers,Russian asshole warmongers,COD update,Deed don’t know OG,vodka faery pimped out,Deed finds cache of Mountain Dew Voltage,I hate my yellow teeth,Basement Bunker Studio is sacred,stupid toothpaste names,Tom’s lays a deadly fart in Border’s,nasal rape,advanced goat techniques,bestiality tips,cheese romp,severed hands,talkin’ street,Chef is dead for real!,brutha’s droppin’ like flies,Bernie Mac sucked,Tom goes retarded,nude fat bottom girls,Queen’s "Jazz" album,minister sends naked texts,tag team intercourse,shoplifter crushed in trash compacter,I shot a midget,Boy Diaper,injured for lighting farts

TLST #168

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 04:54:00 +0000

dry itchy ballsack? use Pam No Stick Spray,tip caught in zipper,sampler troubles,asshole slackass in-laws,Olympic failure?,man stuffed goat,cummy lips.Arstralia??,"Bad Influence" movie,"Dream Lover" movie,nutlog for the holidays, and for throwing,woke up in strange bed with my clothes on,JC Superstar,Godspell for pussies,throat streching,gay bunny hop,Mom choking on pills,wedding night blues,2 years of pent up jizz,my liver ruins my partying,pimp cop,cleaning stalls at peep shows,steel bench humping,dead friends on motorcycles,monkey attack,inflatable turd flies away,art world bullshit,kid forced to eat feces,cancer patient eaten by puppies,Chinese admit buck teeth

TLST #167

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 19:43:00 +0000

Deed threatens to stuff ventilation holes,fireplug girth,Indiana all tore up,pucker boy,wrecked rectum in the rectory,moonshine tale,thalidomide babies are great swimmers,Chinese Olympic Commitee does a genital check,COD 4 calms me down,virtual sex,stimulation at a distance,marriage is like prostitution,Deed’s pro marriage speech,Paris Hilton for President,Deed fucked by credit cards,King Ritz,French 75,strip club virgin,quitessential stripper,Deed spooked by chainsaw murder in Scarface,piles of gold teeth,Dad shows son how to party,man kills 400 cows after sex,man loses head,rape in the military,Tom Sawyer violated,my cock is named Bjorn

TLST #166

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 19:37:00 +0000

Tom becomes docile,penguin in bondage,weather bitchin’,Dr. Phil is a big dick,dick x 10,sounds like knackwurst,love your ego,back stabbing,mocking Deed,ne’er-do-well tales,Telly Savalas,Abe Vigoda,Deed finishing Tom’s sentences,Paul Michael Glaser,The Galleria,fat black lady in wheelchair,Hindenburg reporter was a drama queen,I look at my shit,The Hot Vodka Faery,traffic cone in my ass,Ken doll’s gay friend,G.I. Steve & kung fu grip,Goose Hang,plate of dick,unique immigrant crimes,surging eel,buffalo dick,Asian tranny athletes,chinese porn,blows,pastor steals sex toys,ball gag & orders,Scorcese’s "Shine A Light" film

TLST #165

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 17:57:00 +0000

Gumshoe Deed,flip flop rant,Arab pickup @ 7 Eleven,homo stare down,jack boots & sex,stuck in the middle of homo crossfire,administering to youths,XBOX troubles,Apple plug,Tom misses the morphine pump,bellman & pillbox hats,winged monkies,sticky ickey,cast of Wizard of Oz were trendsetters,monkey juice all over the place,Al Gore fishhead,Wacom not Wacoms,plan for reducing the price of oil,the vodka faery,Jackie Gleason,Deed looks like Grimace,sheriff blown on duty, sound of Knackwurst,German cuisine,S & K,panty thief,foot sex,donkey skin aphrodisiac,porno dogs retire,baby surgically stolen,peanut assault,tight jeans are rape proof,cars named after towns in France & Italy,Big Yank,I was raped by a woman,piss thief let off

TLST #164

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:10:00 +0000

rape cam,the unknown pervert,Deed’s burnt arm,Bobby Flay is a jackoff,GTA IV addiction,dick prints on the iTouch,gardening stories,dodging lead going to Deed’s house,headshops back in the day,smoking dope vs untested pharmasuedicals,memory loss is progressing,false personality,Jesse Jackson proves he’s stupid & jealous,charitable exploitation,Deed’s stealth rectory exit,screw the fry cook,Titanic lost in asshole,strip polka,drunk pass out stories,gay hair from the past,1 banana 2 man boobs,tit girdle,talking like a beaner,Deed rips Obama,no more violence in politics,Ken Ito,Nagasaki mayor wasted,Mountain Dew taste trial update,dickless in jail,flight of meat,coffee & big dicks,Christy Brinkley divorce,decapitated head used as bowling ball & puppet,Cuckoo’s Nest demolished,aborted fetus deemed biowaste,Dick arrested,James Dean’s tombstone,real meat

TLST #163

Wed, 09 Jul 2008 19:42:00 +0000

Tom annoys neighbors,piss soaked mary janes,cock tumors,Cat Ballou, UFO’s & USO’s,siesta boy,are USO’s from under the ocean?,UFO @ O’Hare Airport,Bozo dies,Deed’s bowling pin look,Deed thinks aliens are gay,UFO attempted cattle abduction video,instant smart?,was religion created to control mass populations?,Deed claims he’s very intelligent!,is there a God??,Big Jim’s BBQ,alternate realities,nipples like baby toes,Deed waxed his cock.you hymen,origins of racial slurs,pool of cum,Tom’s outs Deed being pussy whipped,shoot like a Roman,I’ll shred your face,shoot them mice,I’m the bridge troll,rebate checks stimulate online porn,phones rings in butt,deputized in shit & vomit,Deed hates Mexico,hollowed out coconuts,happy crack...fill me in!!

TLST #162

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:54:00 +0000

Christ of the Andes,fear mongering weathermen,Deed’s empty gas tank,shit stained leather,addiction is a good thing,XBOX Live!,hot chicks hiding in hospitals,2nd amendment,Italian designed Nazi uniforms,GGILF Eva Braun,where is my Knockwurst,I Duce’s wife was hung,goldfish enema,TLST hammock,Deed’s pelletgun rant,Dildoes from Mars,pardon my klaxon,Deed blames Tom for lack of fireworks,is Deed pussy whipped,I like foghorns,Deed admits beating off in hotel rooms & loving the complimentary breakfast,do gays hate fireworks,think cunt,shit filled enchiladas,manhole lovers, plaque,open pants in the park,2 guys making is just wrong,Deed gets a bloody nose,brothels prepchimp eats ass & balls, for Popes visit,Ian Curtis gravestone swiped

TLST #161

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 19:52:00 +0000

trannyless wednesday,Casperm the cum ghost,fuckin’ vodka,a squirt of rhea,those aren’t sea monkies,greenpuss dressing,erectile dysfunction solution,popsicle sticks & tape,odiferous Deed,TLST Nude-In,Cheaters,gay marriage,sandals & a smile,dildo in a ’76 Torino, dangerous loveplay,tearaway panties,stunt trannies,leaky colon Deed,eat the Koi fish,angel punishes pedophiles,young & verile,Japanese suicide,Bladerunner,racey JC Penneys ad,speed dressing,Hitler was a funny guy,picnic table sex,period boy

TLST #160

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 20:29:00 +0000

monkey house antics,Cooley High,clueless Deed,monkey masturbation trauma,Forever Amber,trigina,poppers in the shower,meat impaled pixie,twinkland,Tranny’s 0, Dykes 1,assorted corn,flood pants,Deed’s farm report,Tom pushing Deed’s buttons,mourning a gilf,beating off to old movies,running with an erection,Death Pool Picks,special school limo,armpit sniffer,killer cannibal,milf sleep-over,Mr. Molester ice cream truck,I saw the Queen nude,ATV’s to Porn,dude divorces tranny,Rachel Ray’s big mouth

TLST #159

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 19:47:00 +0000

indulgence maximus,if 6 was 9,nice black toenail,Testors paint,large bowel movement,Tom’s new religion,Adam & Frank the donkey,oneness with self awareness,sabotage the Ark,freedom of religion,mock Russian,MacCrotch,donkey burgers,a gay religion would be a real hit,Dr. Gene Scott,pastor I’ve strayed from the path to heaven,you can take my stool but not my tool,puppy pancakes,big honking dick,organ of sin,why is sex taboo?,Nazi government tactics raiding Mormons,Beef-a-roni a big hit!,Telly Savalas,DUI Deed,comforting priest,sex giraffe,parasitic twin,ass wiping bitch,unicorns are real!,drywallers stilts,hypocrite kiddie porn judge,anime quiz

TLST #158

Wed, 28 May 2008 06:51:00 +0000

Toilet love,bra cup collection,Nazi America police checkpoints,crazy weather,Deed’s noisy hood,hiphop vs rap,that pussy is bad,suckass neighbors,Danica the ranting bitch,etherical?,swallow Sammy....Deed,gangbangs drugs sex tits ass,cuntski driver,global warming crap,ACTA madness,butt plugs & shit,so long Ted Kennedy,pimply white ass,airhose up the ass,dad blows up son,eBay crap,reputable?,male nurse blows patient,will suck for chocolate,licken’ a toads ass,Deed eyes tequila bottle,penis disassociation,mind over cock,ripping David Blain again!!

TLST #157

Wed, 21 May 2008 04:18:00 +0000

big black pencils,corn call,Deed’s ethanol ass,special Mexican kick,ass mittens,Sifty Irv,movin’ on up,prison accidents,Joe Kallinger, Charles Manson,celebrities kids o.d.,swing away with Callaway,salami conditioning,Yaphet Kotto,shot across the eyes,Deed finishes the bottle,King Tut’s scrotum,another tranny siting,Mr. Milky,washed up comics,Willie Aames looks like my sack,8 guys no waiting,the power of turd,flying dildo in Russia,bathroom coldcuts,myspace nude trouble,Mr. Large,girlfriend served in Hong Kong,Becky the handicapped school photographer,sex in Star Wars,Black Hole,Royal ass

TLST #156

Thu, 15 May 2008 02:07:00 +0000

3rd Anniv.Show,my business,meat belt,tongue exploration,Woomlick Oh,Kama Sutra 2.0,cummy sock,are all politicians closeted gay?,surprise phone visit from Dr. Stephen Hawkins,playing a Moog with an erection,self delivering meat,there’s a midget living in my dick,sexy moles,Tom served by tranny @ Mic D’s,Adolf’s meat tenderizer,draining the lake,meds in city water,have a glass of Valium,the blowtorch game, stuffing the bull,12 y.o. dominatrix,Mr. Molester Ice Cream truck,England opens UFO files,7 year sentence for sexing up corpse,Vatican sez UFO’s are ok,there are aliens to molest,Einstein controversial letter up for auction

TLST #155

Wed, 07 May 2008 06:04:00 +0000

Mr. Deed’s lap,hot pennies on the ice rink,rebate check bullshit,meatoutofme surgery,save the gyros grease,6 guys & a bar of soap,put up your Maypole,stop ’em at the border,first podcast drowning,sheared off lips,a lay a week is good for you,removable liver,mysterious pix on thumb drive,290,000 saints,hot chubba’s,I want holando,Los Niños Del Parque,kinky toe sucking,David Blaine sucks ass,teacher charged with wizardry,hillbilly abortion,Tom losing his mind,a huge fart attack,blame the Italians,suicide club never emailed me back,teachers aid parties hard in motel,Mr. Gay U.K. killer,Bent magazine,Les Paul knockoffs,smiley face murders

TLST #154

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 05:23:00 +0000

crippling crotch itch,stupid Communists,bring out the log,nut stomping leprechaun,Cinco de Mayo,the magic word is "gimp",the great puta,Deed slamming his people,PutaVision,earthquake in my bed,fair priced oral sex,$4.09 a gallon sucks!,Deed pussies out on Babylon ski trips,incriminating photos,Deed feels up his man boobs,Miley Cyrus sexualized,Obama’s bunghole,sniffing chair cushions,old lady trapped under dead fatman,sex on wheels,ghost in the studio,penis theft,don’t piss on my buns

TLST #153

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 04:33:00 +0000

springtime sexual awakening,sex safety announcement,Bromadrosis,anime???,manga or Mengele?,Bossa Nova intrigue,Military is here to screw your women,Deed complains about gas mileage to visit girlfriend,7X in one night,pleasure friction,masturbation survey,corn to expensive for cornhole game,artificial sweeteners suck,Pepsi Piss,dried blood is better than Kevlar,Tom stabbed in arm,Tom’s super hardcore rollcoaster concept,Ninja Warrior,vodka is vodka,rum drinking babysitter,peanut butter prankster,Tom finds a body in the river,sex slaves in jail,oral sodomy,funeral home buys forklift,New Zealand & Oz say no to fat people, Flying Priest missing,girlfriend stabbed 32 times after smoking up,rectal exam for your own good

TLST #152

Wed, 16 Apr 2008 05:25:00 +0000

udder delight,faery music,Tom rivals Gene Simmons tongue length,trances of ecstacy,zen ninja masturbator,Sunkist Orange Cream Soda,Partyline Dates,she bit down & I bit my tongue, tax refund spending spree,Rock of Love 2,hot monkey sex,hula hooka,gravy boat antics,are pirates gay?,13 year old blows out liver,chicken ranch field trip,cops blow off burglars penis,oh my sack!!!,tag fags,lead in Billy Bob teeth,bad japanese teeth,let’s go to Lunt,teen butt fucks a cat,I work in Area 51,80’s music quiz

TLST #151

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 04:55:00 +0000

deporking,I could be getting fucked right now,missed money,torch blowers,massive dump relief,pink extinguisher,Dutch baby turd,modern art funding,cum on drywall,homewrecking parties,Deed shamed on video,Tom’s partying past,mike stand pleasure,Deed’s facial paralysis,eavesdropping on the neighbors,bestiality the next fad,ride your elk,kicked in the nuts,shit economy,corrupt govt,Deed bulking up & his Mom quit stripping,chasing the buzz,tiger eats man,lesbian kiss-off,fetus in Calgary,cottaging,comfortably naked,squirting ketchup banned,guy’s sister is doing porn

TLST #150

Wed, 02 Apr 2008 05:53:00 +0000

150th show,Obersalzburg,bomb the bowl,Deed sucks up,speaking english at work can save your life, political correctness is crippling,Deed’s ass on a t-shirt,tramp stamp,absinthe, most creative types were high when doing there work,speed sucks,Deed dodging server bill,clips from past shows,we are the lowest of the low,glory hole possibilities,Chinese air not good for Olympics,deer dick,knot hole,picnic table of love,is the end near???,DB Cooper,Velvet Revolver singer fired,Sony BMG in France caught bootlegging software,Max Mosley sex video,grade school kids plan to kill teacher

TLST #149

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:23:00 +0000

bloody dick,frequent urination,pee shy,euphoria takes it’s toll,whip cream & wesson oil,4 a.m. jackoff,masturbation sanctuary,Catholic guilt,Marilyn Chambers & Ivory Snow,screwing Barry White,Holy Name 6,Michael Jackson family going broke,saganaki on your ass,opa!,Sappho by the Sea,Deed goes to Sybaris solo,"whats in your womb",intercourse italian style?,pink taco diving,waxing with duct tape,hypnotizing bank robber,sugar pushers,green Yoda dick,go pump Bono,Oprah fat dyke,teens go bad,backward thong man,musty money,baby 4 sale on Craigslist

TLST #148

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:08:00 +0000

Ron Paul still alive,5th aniv. of Iraqi War,Mission Accomplished Sham,no coverage of Winter Soldier,Ashley Dupre singing sucks and so does she,Chicago sales tax highest in nation,money is the power of the people,Deed hits steets for cash,Deed denies he’s gay,gity about spring,3million teenage girl have STD’s,palmistry,torpedo sized suppository,brown eggs & ham,priming the chickens,twisted nipples,man boobs,Bishops Buffet feast,retreading condoms,Spitzerburger,swinging ham,free rape whistle,get rid of all career politicians,Deed is the blood police,teen sex in mattress store,don’t fuck with a leprechaun

TLST #147

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:06:00 +0000

don’t harsh my mellow,winter fucking sucks,vodka tray,strawberry Fanta chaser,$2 bra’s,cut-outs,Spitzer is fucking ugly & pays for sex,cheap whores at any bar,Tom admits he fucked up, chemtrails over Chicago,HAARP antenna,Chicago most corrupt city,Chicago’s Mayor wants our guns,black mamba bites,another female teacher with young boy,demonic attack,girlfriend on dry-ice,woman spends 2 years on toilet,mother throws kids onto freeway,Goth girl beaten to death,cornholateer,Jimmy Dodd

TLST #146

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 02:31:00 +0000

Know your spanish,bj’s all round,throat exercises,300 lbs couch mama,do clergymen get more action?,Circuit City short circuiting,stupid teenagers,crap choices for president,Deed’s in Hannity’s pants,more of our rights are at stake this election,steaming shit in a suitcase,financial crippling of America,Chicago may ban small plastic bags,asshole or gentleman,moms duke it out at Chuckie Disease,boy band scam,giant pink bunny busted,do you like my sausage?,Star Wars Lego thief,Sony Triniton dies,goldfish in a blender,Jobs hid cancer for 9 months

TLST #145

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 05:12:00 +0000

dick out the window,Frankenstein baby action,high school shower time,ham sized nipples,Deed’s car woes,Pepsi & Airborne burps,Deed turns off the ladies,super deligate sex,Vista woes,blue cheese,black guys don’t eat cat,no sex I’m sick,wet spot in Deed’s pants,hot ass cheeks, stupid bitch drivers on cellphones,minister of sex,a sack full of pride, Never Land Ranch is no more,without mexicans we’re screwed,man falls in sewer...eh!,Deed witness to stabbing, Rachel Ray stuffs it,sex doll antics,censorship Aussie style,big snake turd

TLST #144

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 06:51:00 +0000

Adam Ant.robbery in da hood,one meat salute,jack boots & a smile,file down your feet,Kinoki pads,joanies butterfly,drink to Mikhail,Tom & Deed should run because ever other idiot is running president,this war is fuckin us up,don’t harsh are mellow...man,winter sucks cock,Deed’s family should be in the circus,a bowl of diahrea,we can get a cheap hooker for 600 bucks,cunts on cellphones,Match.com -a cheaters heaven,lottery winners lives turn to shit,shemaleys!,some girls are not girls in Thailand,Deed burns up his engine,UK teens get birth control,choking game,teen pill parties,gettin’ down - down under

TLST #143

Mon, 18 Feb 2008 07:12:00 +0000

blissfull escapism,sharing some Bubba,mouth full of drywall screws,Jack Imhoff,people kill people,may hangup callers rot in hell,cleaning up a small flood,Tom wants to be a abducted by aliens,govt rebate checks are bullshit,Deed’s mic gets dented,sit and spin on a steer horn,Mr. Bojangles got screwed,crotchy moustache,domineering women must die!, do Keebler elves have sex,bribing St. Peter,going down the brown tunnel,Tom made an Honorary Complainers Club of India,airbrushing genital warts,gloryhole risks,corpse buried in bathtub,cheap sex toys from China,what out for that moose,bag o’ feet,a provoking penis,texting gets daughter murdered,FBI cellphone eavesdropping

TLST #142

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 03:43:00 +0000

boot cheese,sticky underwear,weather bitching,early podcasting,adventures in fog,shoot and pray,Quicktake 100,full beave,horny guys with cameras,crabs and a g-string,Britney exits rehab,its a fucked up world,circus of fun,Deed likes looking like Peter Lorre,does ibuprofin shrink an erection,maharishi croaks,Deed ranting,random caller sends penis photos,black man’s willie,casual necrophiliac,kiddies Lolita bed pulled,girls on probation,pickin’ lettuce in a low-rider

TLST #141

Wed, 30 Jan 2008 06:00:00 +0000

browned out crotch,dick monster,kiddie wipes gets the brown out,Dusty Crap,52DD,Secret Squirrel,boobed in the eyes,Shriners trash hotels better than rock bands,scorched nuts,collapsed dance pole,Baumeister Cherry Soda,nipple free soda,pube between your teeth,pretzels & mustard up your ass,sodomy around the world,vodka waterboarding,marital boundries,Tom’s studly past,women love to be treated like shit,Deed likes submissive relationships,midget dick,Deed blames Tom for his impotence,Syrian foreplay,bad filmmaking,Deeds sex tape,Beatles no longer banned in Israel,how would you like to die,balls eaten by bear,cock fighting,cat finds kiddie porn,man spanks boys bare butt,Don’t Drop the Soap Game,clean flix dirty saleman,murderer arrested wearing lion slippers

TLST #140

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 05:57:00 +0000

choking on a cucumber,where’s the dill sauce?,doing doughnuts,"you don’t need drugs to get high",I love getting racked,it’s the good life Stimpy,blind as a bat,Drew Peterson siting,women are attracted to killers,Deed gets feel strong about wedding revenge,story of spindle legs,steroid abuse,illegal immigrant rant,give us your gold,jail for drinking kids urine,revenge sex with dog dvd,robot sex coming soon,Arthur Asimov???,kink gone wrong,cock stuck in a cock,let me piss or I’ll kill you!,Deeds all for torture,cornholed in the alley,foreplay with a hammer,die bastard die!,Tom see’s ghost in the studio,promster sex

TLST #139

Thu, 17 Jan 2008 03:41:00 +0000

miss minerva,pasties underwater,weather channel peddles panic,street beat,subwoof neighbor goes silent,Deed liked Ken Nordines pants,Peter Lorre was Deed’s dad, Tom gets applause entering bedroom,bubbling semen of life,little Deed fetus’s,Macbook Air,preggo appreciation,obese siamese twins,corpse photo beatoff,Steve Fossett officially dead,Marconi would sex himself to death,donate your eggs,coral reef grows out of pegboys ass,was pegboy the missing link,John Denver death controversy,inflight sexshow,vibrating bomb,goat scrotum,do the freebase,sodomy saturday,Father Feely...again!

TLST #138

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 07:17:00 +0000

stop yinging my yang,Tom attempts to speak Chinese,nude mahjong,Burger King food poisoning,diarrhea like a firehose,I just can’t go gay,Deed admits being a priest would be good because he’d be getting action,Deed’s new neighbors,bet I can drink a fifth of vodka,Deed hates rap,shit stained mattress,Macworld,vacuuming nude,piss fast,I dig graves man!,Bladerunner,cardboard hooka pipe,boyscout foils assassin,dick in a blender,cat toast,teacher takes student for a ride,possessed hand,sinning in stereo,dead friend tries to cash check,Dad tosses kids off bridge,speak english or go home,DJ Schmuck

TLST #137

Wed, 02 Jan 2008 07:02:00 +0000

holiday underwear,Deed complains about cold weather,Little Red Riding Pablo,new years phone call from Steven Hawkins,old greek cooze,black holes,Deed admits to feet beat,yellow toenails,cat fur flocked Xmas tree,nude under the Xmas tree,I hate the IRS,Deed takes Tom’s shit and dines like a king...now that’s green!,pedophile necrophiliac,grand piano attack,impromptu dead pool,famous deaths in 2007,plastic surgery aliens,Jacko residing in Dooboi,Barbara Streisand is an old bitch,water tower target practice,kid hiding in trash gets shot up,bumper fodder,torturing law student,blonde wigged burglar booked

TLST #136

Wed, 26 Dec 2007 05:17:00 +0000

big knob,why bite when there’s no bait,lost Al Jourgensen pix,Santa I want a new co-host,Jimmy Dean’s Sausage,starchy & limp,Deed the O.P.,mouth full of tongue,Deed won’t buy Chinese goods,my bloody english,Bladerunner,Deed’s cats turn Christmas tree into a Fur tree,it’s a butt plug Christmas,kinky gifts,a bizarre wedding tale,alone for Xmas,the vodka flows,Deed bails on engagement...again!,tiger eats man,Swarovski eyeball,Tom’s homeless friend,there’s piss in your vodka,school principal photoshop porn skills,Mortal Kombat killing,Santa gets groped,nun’s brains,10 inches of feces,jammed in the cornhole

TLST #135

Wed, 19 Dec 2007 06:35:00 +0000

The Grinch,fear mongering about winter weather,Deed’s Annual Douche,myspace is a perverts paradise,paste all over yo face,Santa’s crotch grabbed,milf’s are 1 in 10,000,"love yourself, before you love others",Deed abused,fucking shit ...not crap,No Deed...I did not miss you!",the economy is in the shitter,tired of Hillary,politics sucks,shit proof nail polish,Elvis impersonator with a withered arm,no competition in school sports,my lip collapsed,Jamie Lynn Spears knocked up,German tourist drinks himself to death at the gate,dirty letters from Santa,news anchor bitch punches dyke cop,lookout for the spinning prop,Cisco Kid Sucked!

TLST #133

Wed, 05 Dec 2007 06:31:00 +0000

top of the dogpile,souless heel,turd proof,Sam & Ella,Deed claims " I only got three",the sodomy law,Man Act,Kennedy family is full of crazies,jerking off in the maple tree,open that vodka!,"I’m gonna paddle your ass",speak Chinese to me in bed,take another swig Deed,sex offender teacher busted again,Deed makes sense when buzzed,white loafers with tassles,Plato Retreats,failed dradle,vodka is like a liquid butt plug,trapeze in the bedroom,duct tape sex play,"fuck it I’m out here!",priest are happy without wives,molester priest coloring book,men whip it out in court,vandals show video on Youtube,banned for farting,Richard Speck had fun in prison,rub some herb in there Herb,Orions Belt,Blu-Ray vs HD DVD,wide stance hot spots

TLST #132

Wed, 28 Nov 2007 16:54:00 +0000

Deed claims he’s shits daily"my turkey dinner is gone",Harry Organs,ultra short shorts,twisted nuts,bollo action, I like a good whore,beating off is cheeper than dating,snake out my ass Joe,Won Hung Lo,Mexican facial,career at Taco Bell, I’m potent,hollowed out puppet head,Cesspool & Freak,The Sausage Incident,Dick-O-Meter,Deed’s car is a timebomb,kill your tranny,sensitive Volkswagon,priests in black Cadillacs,nun or none?,not now...I’m sucking face,Deed loves dark meat,Tom’s haunted ipod,dangers of a small penis,tell Grandma to eat shit,"shit came out my cock",Bimmer arousal

TLST #131

Thu, 22 Nov 2007 04:39:00 +0000

A good Thanksgiving stuffing,garage of dead cats,Deed moaning about his Mom,Rock Band,remastered cd’s,is the computer the greatest invention?,Gumball Rally 3000,creepy murderer,you can get killed at home,pork-the dark meat,tax rape,are there gay Mormons?,milk for sale,Romulus & Remus,autoerotic experience,sex tourism,Klutzo dies,Astronaut Storey Musgrave admits UFO’s are real,Dr. Steven Hawkins makes a visit,Tom’s theory of Black Holes

TLST #130

Wed, 14 Nov 2007 07:31:00 +0000

Ganga Radio,Deed starts downing the vodka,tree killing neighbor,piss on your maple trees and shit on your roses,go fist a writer,shit on Leno,network news is written & cleansed by the C.I.A.,Tom & Deed harassed by the cops,who decides when Thanksgiving falls,oh...my nuts!,Deeds chameleon eyes,new podcast where everyone shits on Deed,Heather Whore Mills,I’m Paul McCartney...fuckoff,selective colon action,what happens when you swallow a goldfish,how you beaner,a bigger mexican,Crazy Eddie,Is Tom mellowing?,roadside memorials,it’s time for your enema,shemales are obvious,ugly man,the Russian Czar & family had it coming!,bankers & the military industrial complex run this country,Ass Rag Joe, man marries dog,cut rate livers,Goths beaten,Have A Heart Nailgun

TLST #129

Wed, 07 Nov 2007 07:08:00 +0000

he’s cantankerous,der führer is dead ha ha!,Deed slices & dices the english language,bad luck dining out,we’re out of fish tonight...go fuck yourself,outa control little bastard child,Tom slapped down for being a prick,Deed’s sticky keyboard,how does your moss grow?,microwaving his weenie,inflatable priest doll goes public,tranny with a beard,"The Fishbowl",the 13th floor exists no matter how they number it,pull the Pullman,leaky ass,trim off two extra arms & legs,date rape drug painted toys,making phone sex calls from church,hitting the brakes on sex drive,the Pillsbury Doughboy has no genitals,drunk driving tale,mice infested garage

TLST #128

Wed, 31 Oct 2007 04:23:00 +0000

stake tartar,Greek crowbar,slap my bitch up,I’d like to cut you up three ways,Suckus Upus,bear down on that terd,no Halloween spirit,polaroids,watch Deed rotate,Guitar Hero 3, Deed just a hanger on,tuba down your pants,5 screws and toss it,sex on the Mars Mission,man the main thruster,do you like disipline,pigs in a blanket,foot worship,big hairy ass,podiatrist sex tapes,bark like a dog,shit on Larry Kings head,did the C.I.A. take out Notorious B.I.G. & Tupac,Craigslist murder,inflatable doll in public john,sex thrill kill

TLST #127

Wed, 24 Oct 2007 05:47:00 +0000

my creepy aquarium,thin your blood Deed,eternal hard-on,John Wayne was crap,40 pound colon,casting couch,stiff leg action,Dumbledore is gay,TLST ventures to Wisconsin,porno & cheese,theater in the woods,rubber johnny,Poles drown bear,America’s most dangerous priest,police flip quadriplegic,Tom harassed by cops,take a shit in your car,drunk elephants,chickens & a Ken doll,pollo passion, smorgasbord of std’s,Deed’s cheap laugh

TLST #126

Thu, 18 Oct 2007 03:28:00 +0000

Whaaaa! I’m a lesbian sez Ellen...give me back my dog,diarrhea mousse,Weather Channel spewing fear,TV sez you need drugs,Enzyte commercial,penis burial,Leopard due soon,fat stupid Apple sales associate,ugly newscasters,Rasputin...King of Bullshit,hemophiliac lives on the edge,McGruff bites it,woman charged for shouting obscenities at toilet, community officer idiots,Thomas Train in drag,mind expanding drugs,guilty pleasure of the week "Rad Girls"

TLST #125

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 03:21:00 +0000

melon riding,death murder rape sodomy...a typical Halloween,Keifer & Donald Sutherland,Clint Eastwood,the smell of death,dead cats amok at Deed’s,David Cassidy eats afterbirth,Kama Sutra or Buddah,Bowzer Bauman’s tight pants,dark side of Japanese society,Plato’s Retreat,wall to wall slip’n’slide,scat on The Bozo Big Top Show,pizzaman molester,Taco Bell opens in Mexico,G.I. Johnny,Klutzo the Christian Clown,chocolat buttplugs

TLST #124

Wed, 03 Oct 2007 05:32:00 +0000

Mr. Habitual,Deed’s broken flossing machine,kissing fresh breath,frequent urination breaks for union members,twitching prostate,offensive Halloween,hardcore necropheliac,creepy morticians,full burial for leg,ground beef in a boot,I’m just meat,Mad Dog 20-20,first drunk stories,lobotomy via champagne punch,sperm whale on the sidewalk,big fat lady jammed inside a compact car,liberal thinking not so liberal,riding a fullback,Nazi Designer Series Furniture,OJ forfeits his Rolex,Britney loses custody,Paris goes to Sumatra?,brown is sticking around,pieing Bill Gates

TLST #123

Wed, 26 Sep 2007 05:19:00 +0000

I guess our attempt at a 30 minute show has failed!! We are just a couple of big mouths!!! PCP in my ravioli,diapers & ankle restraints,Martha Stewarts fisting garden,Cream Abdul Jabbar,Kama Sutra injuries,Deed is America’s Elephant Man,BlackHawk’s owner dies,piss on Bill Wirtz grave,overpaid sports figures,Rex Grossman sucks,come see the Gimp,no hot Morman chicks,airborne balls,pop his melon,bassett hound love,there’s a foot in my cooker,Hot or Not?,guilty pleasures,was Astro Boy gay?,personally stuffed duck,Rock of Love,doujinshi,mildewed stockings fetish

TLST #122

Thu, 20 Sep 2007 03:56:00 +0000

The Short Strange Briss,Bobby Bittman,Final Days of America,crippling sack itch,Deed’s leaky roof,Dick "jump-start me" Cheney,OJ’s senior citizen bandits,malt liquor & a rusty pistol,sliding down the razor-blade of taxes,script shaped turd,Steve Irwin pops out of the toilet,Deed’s bloody urine looks like a shotgun murder,Hawaii or Bust,waking up in the morgue,penis pulled from eBay,gas station jerk-off,corpse in a can,Killer Sandwiches of the 60’s,Deed just copies Tom,gerbils in space

TLST #121

Thu, 13 Sep 2007 03:53:00 +0000

This is our first attempt at a new 30 minute format??? vodka & gin,flossing with an argyle sock,National Coitus Week,Pole University,What happened to Dick?,join the military & tour the sex clubs of the world,hole plugging,blowing the shofar,Conception Day in Russia,Brinkman 5 in 1 condoms,Fossett lost his way,Roman toilets,hey Flipper...eat me!

TLST #120

Wed, 05 Sep 2007 23:24:00 +0000

sanity free zone,tag Deed’s house,wide stance love,Idaho senator,twinks,Pavarotti near death,pancreatic cancer,new ipods,Game Fuel Dew,Halo 3,Wii rareness,Nelly Furtado’s huge ass,man boobs & no brain,your not worthy to hear my podcast,I want my porn back,creative swearing,Denny’s Cardiac Platter,are you stiff,shebeen hopping with a corpse,nukes fly over U.S.,Monty Python & The Holy Grail quiz,5 gallons of Summer’s Breeze

TLST #119

Wed, 29 Aug 2007 23:17:00 +0000

shit in the pool,evil is good,being ’green’ is a sham,Land Rovers crappy colors,I’m in a ’fuck you’ mood,cold dead ass,man stuffed donkey,donkey powered bagpipes,what’s this fucking yoga music,music for enema’s,no pain...no brain,I hope ya lose ya prick,Vinnie the fist,brushing my teeth with uranium,embedding bone,too ugly to marry,catch & release relationship,wreck & run,millionaire asshole sports figures,anti-grave robbing tips,bloody goats head,my son won’t flush,

TLST #118

Thu, 23 Aug 2007 04:20:00 +0000

Lesbian are taking over,secret societies DPU & DPA,fungus dick,serial# madness,Deed wants legs broken,Italian armpit fetish,hisute or hursute,braided pubes,99 Luftballons changed my life,stubby legs,Sting stabbed,smoke a Pole named Stosh,white caviar,Steve Jobs,New Orleans fucked over,robotic online hunting,throw them to the lions,dangerous dick,Japanese arms shattered,bad toilet paper,jars full of victims,Smiley the Clown,clown fear

TLST #117

Thu, 16 Aug 2007 04:16:00 +0000

Deed forgot his mic & blames Marge,all I need is an internet connection and UPS delivery and I’m cool,Tom’s first job,shotgun mic lust,hotdog stand,cleaning peepshow stalls,hollowed out pillow with a picture of Mike Ditka on it,History of Goth,bat balls,Dream Theater cd,Van Halen back again,Wolfgang looks like his Mom,Bye Bi Merv,gloryhole days,Buddhist releases eels,red light camera’s,corpse goes on world cruise,cannibal finds God,gold lame tights,the big ’masturbation’ talk,I’m not responsible for anything!

TLST #116

Wed, 08 Aug 2007 03:26:00 +0000

kick to the crotch,Tom hits bottom,hit the morphine 3-4 times,La Femme Nikita,Jean Reno,itchy ankles,hard drive dive,iPhone to the rescue,Deeds ghetto icebook, your either cheap or broke,used floss,you should be a pimp,don’t cross that bridge,Tom’s turd tale,big hole in MO,bat guana,inhale a can of asbestos,coke on doughnuts,Mom buddy,Deed should have been a DJ,brides Dad plays hole-in-one,Oscar the psychic cat,shit up the nostrils,sit on my face kitty,Dr. Wu & no.2,tusk implants,necrophilia is legal in WI,John Wayne’s colon,balcony diving genius,Hitler collected records by Jewish composers,she’s in the kababs,knife wielding eurotrash,fouled fowl

TLST #115

Thu, 02 Aug 2007 03:23:00 +0000

Double Decker crap,Doughnut had manboobs,wipe your mouth off,child sloth,sperm whale in my pool,where’s the blowhole,festering blackheads,flip flops in the bathhouse,John the alcoholic,Grandpa faking Alzheimers,oddjobs,Japanese platform sandals,dead nunchucks,Forza 2,cruizin’ in a Bentley,any attention is better than none at all,don’t buy that Thunderbird...Lindsey,ugly cooze,thrill kill exorcism,Michael Hutchence deathgrip,Mohammed’s urine,God is a dentists,ask for a raise & die,in flagrante delicto,Deed’s history quiz,Joe Pepitone’s sideburns,eat me...lion!,Admiral Byrd drops trough

TLST #114

Wed, 25 Jul 2007 04:17:00 +0000

Polynesian butt squeezing,Cumon Iwannalaya,Tom goes native,Lindsey ’Loaded’ Lohan,Deed’s an old smoothy,Hannah Montana...what the fuck!,death metal & High School Musical,fruit boy,Deed demonstrates reverb,have a stroke & forget all that crap,halitosis takes it’s toll,iPhone noise,drunk driver story,great 4 letter words,Deed expelled,global warming is due to the sun heating up,reject from Lidsville,Mr. Greenjeans had qwik release suspenders,Deed slams his mexican bros,pot is illegal because anyone can grow it,beat your puppet,genius jumper,party boy from hell,hollowed out walrus

TLST #113

Wed, 18 Jul 2007 04:14:00 +0000

pills for checks,aroma of Ganges,bath with your dead neighbor,rob & violate a corpse,the Devil’s halitosis,Indian version of "from Here to Eternity",E. G. Daly is crap,painful therapy,Harry got gay with Hagrid,Best Buy going bust because Tom’s been down for 2 months,Deed pissin’ & moanin’,The Whippin’ Post,blow a mayor... get a patronage job,PETA is a joke,hot girlfriend burnt,roach filled Mustang,green mothball cookies,enema bottle..condoms..& Viagra weekend,dangerous cleavage,hide & seek death

TLST #112

Wed, 11 Jul 2007 06:02:00 +0000

I am Adonis,spindle arms,surgery =morphine drip...& thats good,free drugs in Switzerland,bummer Needle Park is closed,Deeds fave movie "Cruizin’",Crisco & a donkey punch,Greek style anyone?,’jiros not gyros,homosolexuality,the great sin of youth,batcaver,basket full of meat,playing canasta,wild oscar,iHole,Lady Jane,iPhone clock,Apple stock,stand in line bitch, CTA drivers,DC Madame tells all,lets play cornhole, groom stabbed by stillettto shoe,ambulance death jump,stabbed in the dick,dead daughter sets sail in casket,I’m a liar and a racist and don’t want jury duty,jackoff road tour

TLST #111

Tue, 03 Jul 2007 22:11:00 +0000

All Hands Lost Show,suck to go backwards,blowing up Barbie dolls,AMT not AMF,El Tigre Mexican mini bike,Rommel’s Rod,free buffet for money shot,Hubie the douche,FDS bat spray,Tom snatches an iPhone,"ok, Jobs IS God"Vista Sucks!,PC’s are crap,Harry Schmerler,Joe Namath drunk,Backdoor Backus,illegal immigrants go home!,porno pizza in Winnipeg,the gift of disgust,turd DNA,meat drove me to kill,flagpole sized manhood,picnic in my pants,I don’t look good in stumps

TLST #110

Wed, 27 Jun 2007 04:58:00 +0000

death after sex,cicada’s drive me crazy,a dead drunk in my pool,generic foods,Jimmy Hoffa’s ring,Amy Carter or Chelsea Clinton,nothing like a good tranny,Deed’s 5 dollar beat,Gyptown donkey hoof,I ate the Lindbergh baby,drowning Laurence Welk style,Mr. Bubble disolves kids,prostate lock-up,ode to a turd,Deed missed the gay parade,surprise on the Ganges,10 year old provokes rapist,your fired!!!

TLST #109

Wed, 20 Jun 2007 05:37:00 +0000

Tom’s punching bag,blue caraco,drunks in bartender school,gearheads are extinct,chipheads are ’in’,stick-on performance parts,Tojo was a Pep Boy,pulled over for no seatbelt busted for syringes & 20lbs of pot,fondling your entrails,seagull shit drip,black hole of Calcutta,400 whacks,eyeball on the floor,anti-depressent murders,Marge’s ladder,crabs in my crab salad,Vatican road rules,masturbation marathon,in-flight shit,sex-dive,

TLST #108

Wed, 13 Jun 2007 20:49:00 +0000

Deed’s audio is fucking distorted thru the whole show, and part of mine. IT’S NOT YOUR EQUIPMENT...Sorry gang!!! Morphine dreams,good junk,Mexican art, Mariachi grass cutters,international banana’s,Brian Fitzwell,Tom picks a winner,cheap headphones,devil message music,bombs over London,crapping wearing a cast,life’s short... get a divorce,goosed by Foie gras,old hole buffet,flasher mixes it up

TLST #107

Wed, 06 Jun 2007 20:47:00 +0000

Tom’s psychopathic roommate,drowning old people,prom abortion,cicada buffet,cicada eating kids,Different Strokes childstar wrecks,PETA assholes,presidential hopefulls are useless,Baron Hilton robbed,clergyman tearaway pants,Bubba’s Bunkhouse,daylong erection suit,Deed falls asleep at mic,Mr. Softee kills old lady,beans & Jesus,chocolate grope,piss & scat @ the hospital,morphine birthday party

TLST #106

Thu, 31 May 2007 02:50:00 +0000

TLST unplugged,Charles Nelson Riley crokes,Tom shatters his fibula,crawling to pee,impressive x-rays,cicada overkill,light on the A/C keeps Deed awake so he don’t use it,Harry Chapin sucks ass,smoking pole,who put that ravine there?,Freddie Mercury’s buck teeth,Thomas Edison’s last breath,clams & whiskey,mocking burger meat,cow anus burgers,whale sperm shakes,raccoons overrun Germany,

TLST #105

Thu, 24 May 2007 00:19:00 +0000

Hillbilly Deed,I’m not a dwarf,saddle chafe,Diehard defibrillator,smoking hooves,behind the brown door,shit on a fern,pygmalion moment,hi octane krill,esure & isure,tasered in Disneyworld,human replumbing,mocha hette,flip flops & a jockstrap

TLST #104

Thu, 17 May 2007 01:54:00 +0000

2nd anniversary show, open the vodka, Falwell crokes, Deed slammin’ shots, pope lust, willy wonka crossdresser, Deed swallows a molar, Magilla Gorilla monkey grip, is Paris Hilton a grey?, seagull circle jerk, who likes greek style, Uncle Nicholas, weed whacking pasties, save the gerbil, drug dealing alter boys

TLST #103

Thu, 10 May 2007 01:52:00 +0000

creepy old peoples home, spinsters or dykes, shower w/ a friend, ass, gas or grass, glass packs & cragers, immigrant overkill, Bush & the Queen, Couric in downward spiral, drunk Bush, fame sucks, don’t eat sperm whale, blowhole love, Vienna sex hotline, Coach Feely, low I/Q/ killers, sex offenders under bridge,chemtrails in movies

TLST #102

Wed, 02 May 2007 22:08:00 +0000

Learn english!!,are english speaking immigrants more educated?,150k protestors should be at work,shoot ’em in the head,american kids forced to learn spanish,one world govt.,gun ban...how novel,the media promotes war 24-7,around the world,priest bingo,shit in the cash drawer,eat my brother,hot puta,big hairy moles,Virgin Atlantic shows "Loose Change 2" during flights,bus rider beatoff,rinse out that puppet,sex for 10,asshole real estate agents,"I da ho","On This Day"

TLST #101

Wed, 25 Apr 2007 05:23:00 +0000

welcome to the jungle,Lionel’s Hampton,rude farting,uncle hot coitus,Dow breaks 13k,APPL closes 95,Yeltsin crokes,Putin’s tight ass,govt. gone fascist,old college prank,alien bride tongue,Mick Jagger see’s ufo,limbo is no more,politicians are servants,professional teabagger,palm of destiny

TLST #100

Wed, 18 Apr 2007 06:27:00 +0000

panties & jockstraps,cat burning,Tom cleans the basement studio,shit with eggs,asshole politicians,I’m a douche,castrating midgets,old school mens mags,geta sandals,government inches to eliminate the middle class,the old dirt road,putrification, 3 stooges, bow legged japanese women,Deed calls for a reacharound,Rachel Ray big mouth whore,provocative preschool photos,money in the wind

TLST #99

Wed, 11 Apr 2007 06:38:00 +0000

Imus asshole,if it wasn’t for, sex none of us would be here,Deed’s car craps out,Tom loose change rich,Coinstar ripoff,Deed’s Mom & the butcher knife,diseased riddled bowling shoes,jock strap rental,Canadiens admit UFO’s are real,eye sockets filled with shit,rogue cheddar feet,Couric the plagiarist,c-section blows out,chemtrails in kids school books

TLST #98

Wed, 04 Apr 2007 05:51:00 +0000

Damn system sounds,Atheist Deed,old school candy,fizzy syphilis,drinkable condoms,jack the tab,knock off the roughhouse,prostates on ice,grass cutting aunt,dyeing Easter eggs,Rex Grossman sucks!,ass champ,lovers cramp,snort your dad,beheaded bowling,saved by shit,J-lo flops

TLST #97

Wed, 28 Mar 2007 04:21:00 +0000

Keep it gay,man hammer,Sam Ash asshole,anal destruction,workout with your Wii,everyone loves a pimp,traveling logs, biting penguins,Deed claims having read 1984,french lick,Deed rants on illegal mexicans,New World Order plans for Trans American Union

TLST #96

Wed, 21 Mar 2007 05:21:00 +0000

Deed Christ,Tom 9000,Shrinking Willy,Punxsutawney Pete shits in revenge,spring change of underwear,Tom can’t remember girl that gave him phone #,burning peat,Deed in ladies shoe dept.,bitchy young whores,Deed insulted by boss,shithole buffet,waht a pig!,Rapex,meatless in prison,Evel Knievel worlds biggest fool!!

TLST #95

Wed, 14 Mar 2007 06:04:00 +0000

cud for brains, dictionary deathblow, missionary chumps, succulent succulents, Tijuana whale, racist dictator moment, firstborn kids get all the shit, reality is a bitch, house buying leads to divorce, religion is best reason to start a war, Deeds Funky Crotch Band, it was the mushrooms, it’s the striped meat, Sting is a turd

TLST #94

Wed, 07 Mar 2007 07:02:00 +0000

panacea or sea of penis, huge amounts of gas, equating??, inheritance blues, precious priest, unrealistic realty, donkey show denial, near earth asteroids, megamillions, singlehandedly manhandled, whacked out astronaut, Deed’s crap icebook, cash for piss, raising the dead

TLST #93

Wed, 28 Feb 2007 06:44:00 +0000

Confused again,auto suck,Micky Mouse a eunuch?,random ass cellphone bitch,fastfood morons,Hüsker Du,big gay laugh,bury the bitch,violent Britney,thick neck & cankles,grease pit,meditating on the sofa,scoop out your shorts

TLST #92

Wed, 21 Feb 2007 06:23:00 +0000

real knobs,Britney’s rehab stunt,cueball bitches,gloryhole days,"I’m not gay",Jedi Master meat,burnt cat = hot pussy,Hershey hits the highway,hotdogs in the park,Tom rips Deed,napping club,illegal immigrants,offensive mudflaps

TLST #91

Wed, 14 Feb 2007 06:21:00 +0000

Deed who?,Airborne,couple o’ fags,Rosie the Pig,snowday jerkoff,Deed brighter than Bush,crumbling America,ugly in high school,ass twin,stew bum,3D shit,billionaire dick,Dalia Lama undressed

TLST #88

Wed, 24 Jan 2007 05:27:00 +0000

Tai-bo codpiece,meatus y meatus,pastor action,putting down the cat,linament rubdown,Audy Home,gocart tales,NFL assholes,Chinese birthcontrol,cream of beat,yo mama,knocked up & runnin’

TLST #87

Thu, 18 Jan 2007 05:11:00 +0000

Love sheep,cockopoly,tipping ,The Sirloiner,no Wii,takin’ a shit @ Best Buy,granny panties,Deeds stud service,high school hard-on,hold you wii wii,Couric the bitch whore,Deed quizes Tom,UFO over AR

TLST #86

Wed, 10 Jan 2007 06:41:00 +0000

homeless on Lower Wacker,cum by number,prostate punch,Deed gushes over iPhone,gamma knife,Apple stock,Ganges boat tour,meteoriite hits toilet,UFO over AR,hit with fish guts,jolting frogs,Chinglish,Deedlish,beachboy Obama

TLST #85

Wed, 03 Jan 2007 05:38:00 +0000

weather forecasting balls,hairless hairlip,finger in a dyke,Dutchboy or pegboy,Paris Hilton accommodates more than Dad’s hotels,iPod outsells Zune,Jackass 2 ,tangerine thrush,Super Galaxy Proctologist,mannequin lust,UFO acceptance

TLST #84

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 23:03:00 +0000

polesmoker,pollster boy,deed asks a stupid ?,screwed by Santa,Don Garlits rubbers,new sodomized shine,Deeds failed sexual exploits,better than your right hand,Tom’s drunk clubbing story,nightstick action,James Brown,T&D New Years resolutions

TLST #83

Wed, 20 Dec 2006 05:52:00 +0000

garden variety ho,David Lee Roth is Van Halen,flipper is paralyzed,shrimp in platforms,workplace theft,stupid mountain climbers,marriage & murder,bedroom horse,sex with Sasquatch,parking meter lust,Bert Lahr’s crotch odor,fuck Friar Tuck,befouled condiments,Don Vito busted

TLST #82

Wed, 13 Dec 2006 05:49:00 +0000

coronal mass erection,beatoff or rape,comcast 10 days & still sucking ass,Peter Boyle dead,Deed likes the fist,Ipswich Ripper,Deed is tranny curious,manly odor,Tom admits his spending addiction,rehab is for quitters,Geminids meteor showers,deeds all mixed

TLST #81

Thu, 07 Dec 2006 06:49:00 +0000

Orphan Deed,eat your wrists,Catman Scaruthers,Kelloggs Mini Strokes,vaporized manhood,Comcast sucks ass,popsicle sticks & tape,Tom gets bike jacked,nun abuse,decorate with your dick!

TLST #80

Wed, 29 Nov 2006 05:56:00 +0000

shit slinging monkeys,hot squeeze,Pope in Turkey,shit on Deed’s towel,marijuana dressing,girl assumes Deed is over 55,back door confessional,RIAA spying on P2P,topless in Denmark,Chico the Singing Donkey,prostate soup

TLST #79

Wed, 22 Nov 2006 06:41:00 +0000

Solo Deed,Global Orgasm Day,Chowder the Sperm Whale,Vatican movement,turkey eggs,Tom claims’ he’s the funny man,Kramer meltdown,man dumplings,Paraguayan teabagging,pegboys stool,surgical leftovers,neckless Britney,OJ is an alien

TLST #78

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 06:24:00 +0000

prison style,hot fat girl,rolling turkey,Deeds bad driver rant,midget castration,peagreen tan,STD’ keep Deed from new career,cuban luv,prostate cramps,Jiggaboo Jones,coitus portrait

TLST #77

Thu, 09 Nov 2006 05:15:00 +0000

1st podcast from empty swimming pool,Dems win,dollup of shit,flying manifold,il duce,cold ass,Deeds escort service,clam,alien Moon base,ruins on Mars,grease fire stiff,stumpfuck,naked man conceals weapon

TLST #76

Wed, 01 Nov 2006 05:12:00 +0000

tromboner, egg Don Pepe,spunk attack,shave cream dick,mayeswell?,cheetahlot,giblet bodyrub,man dumplings,universal compression,crotchless tuxedo,Deed cries poormouth,wondercup,T&D play FMK

TLST #75

Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:51:00 +0000

banana puree,a good whack,ghost in Deed’s car,Schumi retires,tiger in your tank,Claude Bawls,red iPod,Deed eatin’ dog food,rubba rubba,Olivia who?,zit popping,Divine,condom express,angel with anus cancer,Runaway dies,Deeds H’ween quiz,

TLST #74

Wed, 18 Oct 2006 05:49:00 +0000

M80’s & tp,fashion icon Kim Jung Il,Zune’s crappy name & logo, woman uses brain to signal help,solo organist,FBI wants ISP’s to track users movement,man cooks girlfriend, fillet o’ instep,hot monicle,pop-up bitch,meet your meat

TLST #73

Wed, 11 Oct 2006 05:39:00 +0000

Deed poetic intro,skillethead,PS3 & Wii,clean as a priest,potent chlorine,Corey Lydle,White Sox prove they suck ass,anal sex & microwave cooking,Jacko out in drag,bunions on the moon,Bozo’s pegboy,spiders in the studio,pink prison,broken glass & feces,movie quiz

TLST #72

Wed, 04 Oct 2006 05:37:00 +0000

Deed has bad luck week,Deed has died,Mr. Ned bends over,lost lug,axe wielding wife,fat models,man on the moon made me molest,hot page action,barstool up the ass,trick or treat nudist

TLST #71

Wed, 27 Sep 2006 15:21:00 +0000

hairy USB,crotch air-out,poolside pukebags,orchyectomy,Deeds iBook bombs,penis disasters,thong wearing burglar,jacking off in Wal-Mart ,Douchewater,crappy 80’s music,Deed goes totally blank

TLST #70

Wed, 20 Sep 2006 06:08:00 +0000

Deed gives Tom shit,chase the dragon or the faery?,UFO & spaceshuttle,itchy prostate,afternoon delight,penis discrimination,hot for teacher,animal bordello’s,diggin’ for love

TLST #69

Wed, 13 Sep 2006 04:48:00 +0000

CB chicks,Deed looks like a pianist,doughnut holes,plucky pegboy,hoarding,no bank-no broads,leaky roof,tipping,electronic voting,idiot of the week,PMRC,digital photography

TLST #68

Wed, 06 Sep 2006 16:51:00 +0000

Xmas wood,70’s look,hibachi magic,less fatal death,rapist Norwegian model,wild youth,inside the box,yellow beards,Couric crap,Cristal & bling,IRS fuckovers,teabagging the dead,is Deed a pegboy?

TLST #67

Wed, 30 Aug 2006 16:48:00 +0000

brown banana,richard & dick,2 inch killer,bowl bomber,shit on a plane,crushed clown,Deed’s molester wishes,Obama O’brother,Oprah exploitation queen

TLST #66

Wed, 23 Aug 2006 06:24:00 +0000

I killed JonBenet,freebird mullet,cat abuse,pinky peepee,Cristal,slippery ass,slow Duocore,chihuahua splat,he bit me,my cheeseballs,Deed complains gas prices,shake your business,black stealth spandex

TLST #65

Wed, 16 Aug 2006 06:11:00 +0000

Bush is crap,harder is better,Bengali Complainer Society,Deed insulted,Ethrane party death,Deed on diet,coffee fag,French porn cooking,Butch the Trucker,bass turds,Obama hypocrit,suck the monkey

TLST #64

Wed, 02 Aug 2006 04:35:00 +0000

Xploding garage,mexican coiffs,cash mule,hoochie mama,flip flop failure,broiled Deed,la leche,dumb girl vs blindman,turd filled bunt cake,diarrhea fountain,party pranks,Chinese dogs,WI nazi’s,the Amazing Joe,sock shaving,pocket abortionist,cockfighting

TLST #63

Wed, 26 Jul 2006 05:50:00 +0000

clean toilets,Steve & Klanky,Tom starts radio station,500lbs turf whale,severed hand,pimping teens,mail or mayo,ass pennies,garlic pussy,cankles & big gut,deaf from blowing,Deed modeled for Pepe’s menu

TLST #62

Wed, 12 Jul 2006 05:47:00 +0000

Tom’s pissed at Deed,Tom quitting the show,gobi fish,piss on grannies grave,chemtrails,Deed’s CD rom for doomsday,Chinese chop chop,Coulter plagiarist bitch,Yves gang raped,AIDS One A Day,Trippy Wobbler

TLST #61

Wed, 05 Jul 2006 05:45:00 +0000

fireworks,Deed stinks up the studio,itchy balls,penis pump judge,whistling dentures,canned laughter,flowers for Jimmie Osmond,Abba & manicotti,gin & absinthe,Deeds short tongue,tuckpointing the Great Wall of China,brained rapist,Kim Jongs Il hair

TLST #60

Tue, 27 Jun 2006 05:19:00 +0000

inhaling burps,rob that house-they cut the lawn,ichyee nutz,powerbook luv,tung down the throat,Deed loses title of hackmaster,adios wedding photography,hit the sack,good time charlie,poker woes,voicebox thieves,Bin Laden bullshit,video voyeur,regrow teeth

TLST #58

Wed, 21 Jun 2006 19:29:00 +0000

evil dictator,Manitoba,smooth & itchy,Deed’s speedo,poi sucks,bleach thief,officer champ,marriage is like prostitution,Deed tongue tied,no Hillary or Jeb,gold toothed mexicans,Shaun Hannity,Tom & Deed get testy

TLST #57

Wed, 14 Jun 2006 04:15:00 +0000

flossing with socks, frathouse hazing, feta cheese, carpet crawlers, sterile mule, cruizin’ for mules, apple wars, humanzee, Karen the midget, nude in Ann Arbor, big cock on it, escape lobster, Deed gets limp bisquit all mixed up!!

TLST #56

Thu, 08 Jun 2006 01:10:00 +0000

Steve & Klanky, evil in the White House, stains on Deed’d clothes, T & D’s New Wave Quiz, brown tipped shoes, scream cornhole!, Coitusberg. beat those skins, Boris the Lubemeister, me love you long time, Makitastan

TLST #55

Wed, 31 May 2006 03:42:00 +0000

5 gripper, Equadorian banana’s, turd filled hot dogs, exploding dog crap, Deed’s pants, Tom mimics Deed, mashed nuts & cut spokes, Deed’s passive prostate, Enzyte commercials, blood & crust, stint?, whirling dervish of punishment, toelicker,CO2 up the ass

TLST #54

Tue, 30 May 2006 03:40:00 +0000

pyrea, draft or drafting, johnny ring blowout, nash rambler, Deed doesn’t have a/c, malodorous, neighborhood riff raff, rent a casket, Deed struggles thru the news, carnies, 911 websites out number porn sites

TLST #53 IS MISSING!!!

Sun, 28 May 2006 03:37:00 +0000

Show #53 is currently lost on a hard drive in the basement studio. It does exist as I have the fucking show notes!!!

TLST #52

Thu, 25 May 2006 06:15:00 +0000

1st Anniversary Show, Steve & Klanky, diggin’ fer nits, ghost in the machine, pimp stylin’, Deed’s select bloopers, chilled on Sudafed, Tom hands out awards, porno theater advice

TLST #51

Fri, 19 May 2006 00:56:00 +0000

Immigration rant, No illegals no burritos, Simon Cowell sucks, Deed gets locked out, priests 50 Deed 1, Quetico where no one can hear you scream, Apple commercials, Brain Age, Brave Toe Sucking

TLST #50

Wed, 26 Apr 2006 16:50:00 +0000

Ruben & Ed, Steve & Klanky, mortgage disaster looms, gas prices, musical starstreams, "it’s my caveat", dump in the tub, nude down the chimney, Deed’s tale of cheese courage, big dick, bogus beef, lobcock, pinchpin

TLST #49

Thu, 13 Apr 2006 06:02:00 +0000

patooty, Batmans Aunt, Deed’s springtime underwear change, phallalgia, girls hit on Tom, Rock Hudson, drunks logic, flaming clothes, crapping on the phone, liquid cork, naffin, badham

TLST #48

Thu, 06 Apr 2006 06:00:00 +0000

Deed on speed, Coke Blak, chemtrails, mile high club, Ronald McDonald, Mexican immigration, Steve & Klanky, dongon, driveler, monkey fart, Rails cereal

TLST #47

Wed, 29 Mar 2006 06:59:00 +0000

Steve & Klanky, drunk grandma, terrorist cat, bariatric ambulance, Village People, G.I. Jose, Lancelot Link, Kung Fu grip, bagass, collywobbles, woodpussy, barhoppingin Milwaukee, Tom tries to convince Deed to go gigolo

TLST #46

Wed, 22 Mar 2006 06:24:00 +0000

Deed’s wedding horror stories, porn priest, Japanese suicide pacts, rogue icebergs, urgent urination, bivirist, donkey years, drop a brick, cornhole

TLST #45

Thu, 16 Mar 2006 04:25:00 +0000

Diarrhea river, Norwegian nudists, Cicciolina, industrial music, Johnny Rotten, tube socks, flip flops & pajama bottoms, $1000 dare, black clothes, whiffing, Breath thru the Centuries

TLST #44

Wed, 08 Mar 2006 05:03:00 +0000

Steve & Klanky ep.1, polish a turd, man marries goat, springtime for Hitler, Hollywood sucks, new rap blows, sucky comedians, english slang, 3Questions Stephen Hawking

TLST #43

Thu, 02 Mar 2006 03:20:00 +0000

Airborne, colloidal silver, laryngiscope, Don Ho, Benny Hinn, Slick Willy, Deeds rant about cellphones turns into a deep hole, 73 year old sex change, Don Knotts, 3 Questions with Stephen Hawking

TLST #42

Wed, 22 Feb 2006 07:23:00 +0000

Cops harass Deed, Cheeseball, Italian barbers, Hallucinogenic tea, OSX virus, Ronald McDonald, crappy jokes, goo goose, pudlicker, Ask Deed with Stephen Hawking

TLST #41

Wed, 15 Feb 2006 05:56:00 +0000

Valentines Day Crap, Jack-o-Lantern Head, Robotech, Tanya Harding porks out, Dick Cheney can’t aim, rude shoppers, Stickhandling dykes, the Flying Tomato, Deed references Dune Again !!!!

TLST #40

Wed, 08 Feb 2006 06:15:00 +0000

eBay fix, John Holmes, AppleCoreDuo, Super Toilet Bowl crap, Rolling Stiff Stones, Grampa Munster, Govt. control internet, Coretta Scott King, Ask Deed with Stephen Hawking, Al Hirt, 2nd English slang segment

TLST #39

Wed, 01 Feb 2006 05:43:00 +0000

Adam Curry style, Madge Weinstein gets her groove back, illegal sex?, Whacky News, Priest sells church for BMW, Hillary in "08", Addiction to Oil, Horse on Rye, 1st English Slang segment

TLST #38

Thu, 26 Jan 2006 07:55:00 +0000

Strange News. New Yorkers say no to Clinton or Rice for Prez, climbing debt, Deed can’t burp, Lionel Atwill, Gorgo, Kenny Kingston, cheap infomercials, listener sends in strange audio, Tom’s good deed pays off, good sam, Deed is just ALL confused!,

TLST #37

Fri, 20 Jan 2006 04:41:00 +0000

Visqueen & drawn butter, Porsche junk, Apple DuoCore, Nikon exits film, Minnesota, Brokeback Mtn, Spielberg tanks, Longhorn shmonghorn, fanmail, Molotov, Deed stiff Tom

TLST #36

Thu, 12 Jan 2006 06:20:00 +0000

Deed’s funny uncle, eBay addiction, Love Rooster, Don’s Speedo, Cheese up your nose, Happy or Gay?, Adam Curry, Old video games, Gene’s Products

TLST #35

Thu, 05 Jan 2006 06:16:00 +0000

Audio from TLST New Years Party, Strange weather, Chemtrails, Deed tries to explain Earth’s wobble?, Tom’s UFO sightings, sleep paralysis, cattle mutilation, Howard Stern, cellphone assholes

TLST #34

Wed, 28 Dec 2005 22:51:00 +0000

Deed slaughters english, flathead, Ray Raynor’s crotch, bitch driver, Mr. Ed inflatable doll, nude podcasting, Tom forces Deed to think before he talks, packratting, Whacky News, Deed loves Bjørn, lutevisk, hard salami, cat abuse

TLST #33

Thu, 22 Dec 2005 04:07:00 +0000

Deeds rubdown tips, G.I.Joe & Jane, Whacky News, Brady Bunch, Don Ho, cats in a Xmas tree, Peeping Tom, Santa Pope, bootleg DVD, Astroboy?, Julia Roberts, Ben Afleck & Matt Damon all suck!!! TLST Xmas Wishes?!?

The Long Strange Trip Show #32

Thu, 15 Dec 2005 06:47:00 +0000

Podsafe music-Halfway Home, Lomotil, bad economy?, Deeds Wacky News, Kentucky teeth, another dollar coin, oral sex in class, Tookie, Deed’s got the hots for someone at the White Hen, cornhole, eating chinese, crazy women, random shit, Gene’s Products

The Long Strange Trip Show #31

Fri, 09 Dec 2005 03:31:00 +0000

Deed tells a sob story, neighborhood hockey, Pearl Harbor, Deed confused after a fart attack, Santa drops pants, nude guy in the window, show and tell turd, Puerto Rican fence climbers, Ann Coulter sucks, pressure headaches

The Long Strange Trip Show #30

Thu, 01 Dec 2005 23:55:00 +0000

Underhanded, caveat?, hot sandwiches, Bobby Flay sucks, pork, weiner mobile, cute car, illustrious?, strange news, Stiv Bator, podsafe music, Duran Duran, Missing Persons, piss in a flashlight, Black Furies

The Long Strange Trip Show #29

Tue, 29 Nov 2005 07:44:00 +0000

Thanksgiving, Boys Town, weird news, Black Furies, Xbox 360, Thanksgiving Wishes, Video games, Harry Potter, Night Flight, Randy Newman, Smoking Deed’s toenails, T & D go random

The Long Strange Trip Show #28

Tue, 22 Nov 2005 05:19:00 +0000

Winter blood, turkey, Deed holds Tom back from success, Deeds mom hates him, odd news stories, Gene’s Turkish Bath, Telstar, Podcast safe music, radio is dead, Madonna CD, T&D go random!

The Long Strange Trip Show #27

Thu, 17 Nov 2005 07:13:00 +0000

Lucifer, smite, camoflage colors, the U-505, Tom catches Deed in a lie, Michael Hasselhoff, Tom sez Deed should have plastic surgery, White Castle fries, soundseeing tour to visit Swamirama, Charlie & the Chocolate Factory, Madonna, Party Train, funk is dead!!!

The Long Strange Trip Show #26

Mon, 31 Oct 2005 16:50:00 +0000

Halloween Show, T & D get Transylvanian accents, Deed is completely mixed-up, 21st century trick or treaters, T & D yesteryear, George Barris cars, sex in Japanese society, The Blob. Chocolate Candy, Don reads poetry, roaches, priests, Tom read a poem, T & D go random

The Long Strange Trip Show #25

Wed, 26 Oct 2005 05:39:00 +0000

Wolfman Jack, Halloween Costumes, Mr. Softy, Big Bird, STD’s, Manly Grip, Steak Tartar, Getting Drunk, Peepshows,Don Loses Memory, Hurricane Victims, Tom threatens Don to be the first podcast murder, New iPod, Poetry reading, Russian Brides, Body Mods, Don’s bondage tale from childhood, Inflatable Halloween Decorations, Tom has streets lights go out when he drives past them,

The Long Strange Trip Show #24

Wed, 19 Oct 2005 05:18:00 +0000

Tom has trouble buying the iPod from Apple website, Tom plans on giving away deep fried tumors and carbuncles to children for Halloween, Halloween pranks, T & D talk about headshops, Tom reads poetry, T & D go random!

The Long Strange Trip Show #23

Wed, 12 Oct 2005 04:42:00 +0000

The first of four Halloween shows, Creepy movies for Halloween, Superstitions, Tom tries to help Deed improve his speech, Halloween Facts, Facts about the movie "Halloween", Halloween Pranks, Haunted places in Illinois

The Long Strange Trip Show #22

Thu, 06 Oct 2005 03:54:00 +0000

Gonorrhea of the throat, Deed reads some strange news, Deed’s love, Lyndie England gets sentanced, Did Courtney Love have Kurt killed, Bush mouthing off about drinking on Larry King, T & D talk about ideas for the Halloween shows, Molester priests, T & D go random,