Everything you always wanted to know about Yair Lapid but was afraid to ask.
]]>Our government up to its old tricks and there’s no one to stop them.
]]>Through rain and sleet and hail and dead of night....Israelisms will podcast.
]]>We can even tie in the Republican Primary to Israeli politics. How’s that?!
]]>Tying in Republican primaries to Israeli politics. Only we can do it.
]]>Noam Shalit is running for a spot in Labor. Good move? Bad move? Hear the argument!
It’s raining!!
]]>It’s 2012 and you know what that mean....more Israelisms! And you don’t even have to be religious.
]]>Or Christmas, or Solstice, or whatever. We cover it all and then some.
]]>It’s a special edition with more nonsense about Israel than should be allowed.
]]>Carol wants you to write to us so you’d better write to us. The email address is israelisms@gmail.com
And she’s not kiddin’.
]]>Happy Thanksgiving, and Black Friday and assorted revolutions.
]]>So much for cease fire, huh? Plus...Sam isn’t with us this week. But there’s good news, too!
]]>Samantha takes over as host of today’s show and she does a heckuva job!
]]>Let’s face it....that’s all everyone is talking about
]]>The Jerusalem Light Rail System starts and can’t get it together. But that’s okay...neither can the rest of the country.
]]>Back from Chicago and you can hear all about it. Oh yeah...and Israel stuff, too.
]]>LAST ONE FOR A COUPLE WEEKS. WE’RE GOING TO THE STATES FOR VACATION AND WE’LL CATCH UP WHEN WE GET BACK!
]]>The Israeli government isn’t giving us much to talk about but that’s never stopped us before.
]]>And other confusing stuff
]]>Greece is the word and they stop the flotillas
Elvis gets a bath
Charley is bad with ages
]]>Going to see Comedy For Koby and urge everyone to donate to the Koby Foundation
Carol provides the information...Charley throws in some misinformation. A normal show, all in all.
]]>Carol flirts with fame and circumcision. And that’s the normal part of the show.
]]>We talk about Scotland, of all places. And all other things concerning our little corner of the world.
]]>We pretty much only talk about Bibi’s speech to the United States Congress. And ain’t that enough?
]]>Let the fires begin!! And of course we talk about the Rapture, and Nakba, and the Obama speech and all sorts of other things that we can do nothing about. Join in!
]]>Weird weather in Israel. Plus Memorial Day, Independence Day, and not watching American Idol! GO BULLS!!
]]>We talk about so many things it’s hard to describe so you’ll just have to listen. And HAPPY ISRAEL INDEPENDENCE DAY
]]>The Royal Wedding was captivating...even here
Should we talk to Fatah/Hamas Govt.? Well, Carol and Charley can yell at each other about it!
And all sorts of other stuff
National comedy tour and crises that aren’t ours.
And as Andy Kim would say, "Oh, baby Na Na Na Na Na Na Na"
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Small little war going on in the South and Charley can’t bring himself to buy a belt. Trials and Tribulations.
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Sam joins us in the studio to talk about things that are happening in Israel and stuff.
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Carol has a sneezing attack until a mysterious roll of toilet paper appears. HAPPY PURIM EVERYBODY!!
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Not a lot of good news out there...but that never stopped us from doing a podcast.
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finally
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Just when you thought she had gone away forever...we talk about her
]]>Today we talked about Egypt. And then we talked about Egypt. Guess what we talked about after that.
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No...seriously...we were robbed. It was not a great week around here and it had nothing to do with politics!
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Buy Charley’s soon to be best-selling novel "5ive Speed" at Amazon and you’ll be happy you did.
Ehud Barak quits Labor and seals his fate as being just plain dumb.
Carol got her TwittaBling and she’s very excited about it.
And other stuff
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First we have problems with the audio, and this week it is the video. It’s just so hard to keep up these days. We still plowed through it, though. Enjoy.
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Nothing but problems these last couple weeks. It took us two tries to get this one up. I guess that’s what happens when you live in a third world country. I’m blaming Eli Yishai and Shas....or Bibi...or Lieberman...or Barak.
Enjoy.
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Deep Purple is coming! And so is Bon Jovi! Yeah for the classic rockers!!
The conversion bill burial
The yeshiva stipend bait and switch
And is Israel a country with severe ADD?
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"Like" Carol on Facebook so she can win jewelry http://www.facebook.com/TwittaBling?v=wall
Stupid rabbis getting paid by the government
The fires are out but some should keep burning
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Israel experiences its worst fire disaster in history
The Waradys go to the movies...in Rishon
Cellcom goes down and no wonder
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Talking turkey...and Israel, and Lebanon, and...
Misadventures of Arielle
Ultra-Orthodox stealing identities and other halachically questionable topics
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Samantha brought home "That Boy" and he has a name and a voice and everything. This one is a special one. You’re going to enjoy it.
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If you can’t view it...you’ll probably hear Carol yawn. I wasn’t bored. Hope you aren’t.
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This one is dedicated to those that have missed Carol and Charley having an argument lately.
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We finally received the Kindles and naturally there’s a funny story behind it.
Conversion, stipends, and other forms of coercion
Carol’s trip to TA
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After a couple weeks’ technical difficulties are solved.
No going to the back of the bus!
Nice wedding and Mazal Tov to Sara and David
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Sorry!!! Connectivity problems solved and aggravation behind us...
I don’t even remember what we talked about. Think I’ll listen, too.
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RIP Stony Curtis - Wilma and Betty will miss you
Ozzy finally sobers up enough to come visit
Want a ride on the Provocation Yacht?
Foreign Minister for sale
Settlement freeze? Not in this heat!
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SPECIAL GUEST IN THE STUDIO: Smelly Cat
Gush Etzion - Dialogue not boycotts
Girls in Mea Shearim just wanna have fun
3 guesses and the first 2 don’t count: What was the finding of UNHRC regarding the flotilla?
Two states...for whom, exactly?
THE KINDLES ARE COMING!! Thanks so much to all of you who donated.
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Happy New Year! 5771
We haven’t stopped eating yet?
New York’s Finest in the Holyland
Hamas threatens the PA and we have a brawl in the studio!
No more Daylight Savings Time - I guess we better save more for next year
It’s a mitzvah (#614) - PLEASE DONATE TO OUR KINDLE FUND
]]>It’s that time again. Rosh Hashanah and 3 days of stores being closed. Can we survive?
Speaking of food...Tzur Hadassah has a supermarket!
Hamas is doing its best to kill people and peace possibilities
Ovadia Yosef espousing his stupidity once again
And please donate to the Kindle Fund on the right hand side of this page!
]]>Sorry about the late post.
]]>Weather? What weather?
Ir HaBira or Jerusalem Beer Festival!
We’re #22! We’re #22!
Are you facebook stupid?
And of course Benji comes AFTER the show is over!
Don’t forget kindle mania! Donate please!
]]>Step into The Lion’s Den, the one on Yoel Salomon Street in Jerusalem!
Lebanon in 3 parts- the movie, rights for Palestinian refugees and Hezbollah using the Blame Israel card!
Rabbi:1 GoKarts:0
Lies and video tape, sorry no sex!
Who’s afraid of a few Reform Jews? Rabbi Amar!
Which of the seven dwarfs best describes Charley today?
Thanks Mothy John, Gail, Redboy and Amy for joining us today!
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Dawson gets married! Is Joey jealous?
Old Navy are you ready?
If a tree is trimmed on the border does Hezbollah hear it?
ill Jordan condemn rocket fire now? Iran plays with it’s marrionettes.
Did we mention how hot it is or how cool we’d be if we had a kindle?
]]>Breaking News: Deputy Mayor of Jerusalem caught in affair with a donkey! As usual, the Mayor of Jerusalem is unavailable for comment.
Would you like some mortars with your rocket? Grad rocket hits Ashkelon.
How do teachers fail a basic knowledge test?
The 8th happiest place in the world! Well at times it is kinda like Disney World!
Evidently Doctors Without Borders has borders!Poor PM Harriri- Can’t live with them Can’t live without them
Under the definition of soulmates are pictures of Abbas and Netanyahu!
ISRAELISMS KINDLE FUND !
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We don’t need no stinkin show notes!
From Emek Refaim to the Malka Mall people piss us off!
We talk about converting and we don’t mean Uncle Ben’s Converted Rice!
When is a new mall and a five star hotel part of a humanitarian crisis? When it’s in Gaza of course!
There was no refudiating during this podcast!
It’s tool time with Charley!
How’s the duty free at El Arish?
The fox is guarding the Haredi school hen house!
When is reading the Torah and praying something you should be ashamed of?
Will there be something Rotten in the State of Israel?
#140 Conference Round Up- its just like being there!
Bibi’s in the (white) house!
Does Hussein make you nervous?
Mutual respect in Sderot?
Free Gilad Shalit! Get the Hamas prisoners out of their air conditioned jail cells and back to Gaza!
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Reality podcasting like you’ve never seen/heard it before!
Survey says voters are tired of the Haredi/Ultra Orthodox parties.
White nights in Tel Aviv!
Red Hot Chili Peppers!
The World Cup is holding up flotilla aid to Israel.
What did Sam tell Charley after the show? Stay tuned for next weeks episode!
It was a quiet week in Israel for a change. Mondial and French Toast bagels!
Who wants to know what Ahmadinejad had for breakfast?
Everything that Bibi did not speak about!
Gilad Shalit has spent 4 years at the mercy of Hamas. That’s 3 years and 364 days too many!
Reminder: Read my blog at hashtagisrael.wordpress.com
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Elton John shows them how it’s done!
Shas no longer for the Sepharidim.
110,000 Haredim protest in favor of segregation.
Where did Bibi go?
Where is the humanitarian aid for Gilad Shalit held captive by Hamas in Gaza for four years now?
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Thank God for the World Cup!
Yair Lapid needs to cool off!
When is a picture not worth a thousand words? When it’s from Reuters!
The definition of don’t ask, don’t tell = Acting PM Moshe Ya’allon and The Gang of Seven!
The truth just got its pants on! Video and testimony jive with IDF version of events.
Gay Pride in Tel Aviv. Madrid forgot about Gay Pride in favor of anti Israel prejudice.
]]>Presenting The Flotilla Choir singing "We Con the World" for your amusement!
What the heck really happened?
How did it happen?
Who is to blame and who is NOT to blame?
Where was Israel’s Minister of Information while all of this was happening?
Why isn’t Yair Lapid going into politics?
All these questions and you actually believe we have the answers? Of course we do! Now where is the ice cream for my flotilla?!!!
ROTFLMAO! I forgot to post the show! Reason? Watched the finale of American Idol right after doing the show. Too busy celebrating Lee’s win I guess. Brain FAIL!!
ENJOY THE SHOW!
]]>Can you have too many cheesecakes?
Elvis has left the building.
Chomsky- no laws against morons.
Abu Tir advertises for L’Oreal hair color! Don’t hate him because he looks stupid!
A moderate terrorist is still a terrorist!
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The Bar Rafaeli Affair and it’s not with Leo!
My Two Dad’s and An Intolerant Judge.
Who’s afraid of the Haredim? The prosecutor’s office for one.
What do Iran, Syria, Hezbollah and our MK’s have in common? One stupid move from any of them and we’ll be naming a new war.
What gag order?
]]>Tell me again, why did we copy the British form of government?
Abbas and Bibi are a match made in bizzaro world heaven!
How do 2.6 kids support 6.9 kids? or What is it exactly we want from the Haredim?
The very relevant truth about Goldstone. Kharma just took a bite out of his keister!
Women empowered. They get to play football...in lingerie! Charley discovers America!
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Do you take your coffee with Humus or black?
The miracle of the Maytag Washing machine!
Activists decide there is no free speech for Israeli’s in the UK.
Israeli Arab MK’s- What are they good for?-Absolutely nothing!
All we are saying Abbas, is give Fayyad a chance!
Judge the joke not the politician!
And remember-Giraffes can’t yawn!
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Samantha joins us from the north country.
We get buzzed or at least our house does by the IAF on Memorial Day!
Hey who let in the Reform Rabbi?!
Seal or a seal will be in Tel Aviv in July. Stay tuned to find out which!
The White House staff suffers from Jerusalem Syndrome.
See what happens when Wyle E Coyote gets a hold of a Katyusha rocket!
And buy a bag and read the blog of The Totebag Chronicles !
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!
Sad Memorial Day...but Happy Independence Day!
Shopping in a Hangar
Ice skating in Eilat
Terrorist Blvd. in Ramallah
And when in doubt...blame Olmert. He probably did it.
]]>Evidently Jim Gaffigan has met Arielle!
Name that street! I can name the street in the PA within 5 terrorist names!
Dinner with Fatah and Hamas. Food fight?
The Holyland Mafia, of course they’re all friends of former PM Olmert!
Tongues are wagging as the court of public opinion gets to hear about Anat Kam.
Holocaust Remembrance Day in Israel April 12th.
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It’s Not A Name...It’s A Label
Passover’s almost over...but Happy Easter!
Charley’s show is sold out...well...Jim Gaffigan’s show is sold out
Prayers at The Kotel
Politics...politics...politics
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The correct response to Charley’s statement "You’re wrong!" See above!!
Rain rain go away and fill the Kinneret another day!
Who you callin; Rabbi? Will this be the next coalition crisis?
The Brits know how to carry a grudge!
Deputy Minister Litzman is a dead head!
If there was no war in 1967 where would the Palestinians be today? Now it’s your turn.
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Charley is mad and he’s gonna have to take it for a lot longer!
Eli Yishai put out the bait and the White House bit!
Not everything in Jerusalem is actually in East Jerusalem.
Haaretz fudges the numbers a bit and changes its headline a lot!
Do we learn from history and use it or do we set it aside to try and make new history?
]]>Do you have a funny bone?
H&M is here and suddenly we’re stylish!
Bibi’s still reading the playbook. Eli Yishai charged with unsportsman like behavior and Abbas steals second base!
How much is a refugee worth in todays market?
Denial, it’s not just for the holocaust anymore!
Pesach is coming!
]]>I kick it old school and solo!
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Even the Kineret has a red line that can be crossed.
Turkey is singing a new tune "We Want You Back" by MJ
Come on over here Obama- Yes You Can!
Can I get some shrimps with my unkosher bus?
]]>Mother nature is pissed at her children!
Arielle for Top Chef! Can you taste it?
Was Charley’s life in danger?
J Street turns into a dead end street.
Syria is out of the closet and in Ahmadinejad’s arms!
Get your hands off of my heritage and get your own!
And finally a little shmaltz with that red herring!
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Ancient tax unearthed! Needs to be reburied!
Now anyone with a Groucho mustache and glasses thinks they can do it! Hat tip to Aussie Dave from Israellycool!
Was it a group effort?
Like good scouts they are always prepared...with lightbulbs filled with paint of course!
The Rabbi Elon "affair" .
WE LOVED THE CHAT! HANG OUT WITH US AGAIN NEXT WEEK!
]]>When is a parking lot just a parking lot?
I wanna retire when I’m 42. Ooops too late!
Charley, the lost Twilight vampire is in search of new blood!
Facts! What are they good for? Absolutely nothing! Sung to the tune of War What is it Good For? as sung by Desmond Travers!
Thanks so much for all the great chat! We love it!
]]>What do Pat Boone, Mike Huckabee and Mike Tobin have in common?
Snow on Mount Hermon where it belongs!
Love means never having to say you’re sorry unless you have to file a report with the UN.
From Italy with love! Next time bring some gelato!
Survey says! Pie charts and bar graphs tell us what the Israeli public thinks.
]]>We get off to a bumpy start that turns into a rollercoaster!
We are joined by a chatty bunch! Our daughter Sam, Itamar, and Matt from The Redboy Podcast!join in the fun and chat with us! Join the chat room at our next podcast!
Omri Casspi is an All Star Rookie!
A Hamas leader lived violently and guess what?
The Jets versus Sharks in an ultra orthodox throw down!
Dried fruit and nuts are on the menu!
Remember Gilad Shalit is still held by Hamas somewhere in Gaza.
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Is Yair Lapid the one? Can he save Zion?
Lebanon and Syria are on high alert? Because they want to invite Israel to a war?
Zippidy Do Da out does whats her name from CNN!
Teffilin Terrorist on a plane!
The politics of higher learning as only Israel can!
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Israel sends a field hospital and search &rescue teams to help with the devastation in Haiti. Haiti voted for the creation of the State of Israel in the famous UN vote in 1947.
Deputy Foreign Minister Ayalon ruins my vacation in Turkey
C’mon people now, lets get together. Stop Shas!
Extremists versus moderates. A fresh new way to frame the conflict.
Give us your best shot! Let us know what you think about the new video cast!
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Hope you got to see how we make Israelisms magic! If you missed it click on this
Some Knesset members can’t stand the truth... I mean satire!
Gaza border heats up as Israel gets ready to put a dome on it!
Is there such a thing as too much hummus?
Rahm Emanuel does his Ari Gold impression!
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Pizza and Dexter for your romantic New Year celebration!
What’s the insubordination of your choice?
Mofaz pushes Charley’s buttons.
We got the right guys!
Arab MK with Hamas on speed dial!
Have a wonderful year! Let it be the year we bring Gilad Shalit home!
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Jewish traditions on Christmas. Of course it includes food!
We report or rather argue and you decide. Should university professors be allowed to advocate for insubordination in the IDF and not be punished for it? Or like Rabbi’s should they be held responsible for their words?
Al Aqsa Brigades let the Fatah public mask slip.
Hamas may learn that what goes around comes around as Belgian courts are used against them.
When you think Bibi can’t go any lower...he proves what a good limbo player he really is.
Enjoy this holiday season. Merry Christmas! We’re still waiting for our presents!
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And it’s cold in the studio!
Yeshivas pit themselves against Barak. Who will fold?
Happy Anniversary to Hamas. Let’s hope it’s their last one
Wanted: Tzipi Livni
Iran takes target practice
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#140 Character Conference in Tel Aviv
You should never go to the well once too often
Israeli government is like an old British sitcom
American doctors in Israeli hospital. New twist on Survivor
The iPhone is here! The iPhone is here!
Have a sufganyiah on us. Or a latke. Or something fried in oil. HAPPY HANUKKAH]]>
Palestinians aren’t happy with a ten month freeze
Settlers aren’t happy with a ten month freeze
If nobody’s happy, maybe they’re doing something right!
We need kosher psych wards
Citizens trying to take Jerusalem back from the fanatics
Ray’s citizenship plan too complicated?
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Hope you all had a great Thanksgiving!
We don’t hate anybody. Just some of the things they do.
Israel needs freedom of religion and the group Hiddush is all over it!
Our friend Ray’s plan for peace. Give peace a chance. And the article by Bradley Burston in Haaretz.
Settlement freeze...Gilad Shalit talks freeze...must be winter already
Move over Tel Aviv...the Golan Heights is coming!!
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Religious coercion how do I hate thee! Let me count the ways!
When West becomes East. Someone needs a compass.
Mofaz and his new reality show "The Biggest Loser"!
Supreme court justice unclear on the concept that freedom is not for prisoners!
Law makers unclear on the concept that there should be no hour minors can buy alcohol!
Have a great Thanksgiving!
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Carol bounces back from surgery to podcasting. You can’t keep a good podcaster down
The Goldstone that won’t go away
The GA is a wrap
Obama backs off
Haredim protest against people that work
And so much more....
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Time travel with us back to October 6th!
We want our MTV! MTV Israel coming to a TV near us soon!
Sacramento Kings for the win! At least one anyway! Omri Casspi is fierce!
Gold versus Goldstone.
Iran shipment of arms to Hezbollah foiled by Israel. New Hezbollah Tshirt- We wanted arms and all we got were guns and rockets! Budumchum!
The waiter did it and other crimes recently solved in Israel.
Our thoughts are with the victims of Fort Hood.
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Can we stop pretending to be happy about the rain yet?
Israeli’s are everywhere. Now they’re even in the NBA!
A Palestinian homosexual and a religious settler- no its not the start of a joke! Anything is possible in the land of the unbelievable.
News Alert: Egypt slips and recognizes Israel as the Jewish State!
Amnesty International fudges on the water issues and the media never bother to check.
Brace yourselves! Charley and Carol ratchet it up a notch or two!
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Who owned White Fang and who owned just plain Fang?
When the moon hits the sky like a big pizza pie..thats Israelisms!
Iran yada yada yada.
Is there room in that report for Goldstone’s ego?
A little bit of good PR for Israel and the truth about the Temple Mount.
Agreeing with LEIBERMAN and YOSSI SARID? Get me some Lithium coz I must be bipolar!
A video you all need to see: UN Testimony
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Human’s versus felines.
Kanye West meets Anne Frank.
The inmates are running the asylum!
All you need for justice is an automatic voting posse to back you up. Proof and fairness need not apply!
Middle East Amnesia plagues the area. Latest victim is Turkey.
How much can you get for a Feiglin?
The Obama Effect- and we aren’t talking about his good looks.
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Most of us had to look twice. Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize! Congratulations.
Maybe the US administration should worry more about US anti Obama incitement. In the words of Jon Stewart ’Conservatives hate Obama more than they love their country" However far be it from us not to offer some advice.
Hamas and Fatah reunion tour?
The FOURTEENTH annual Save Al Aqsa From Danger Rally says it all!
Ducking shoes Abbas pulls out an old trick from Arafat’s goodie bag.
Nominate Charley & Ray of the Israeli Palestinian Comedy tour for 2010 Nobel Prize for Peace! Spread the word!
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Yom Kippur down. Succot to go.<. What does Roman Polanski have to do with Ehud Barak and the Goldstone report? Hey we don’t know either!
Return of the Qassam. Sequel to Qassam’s over Sderot.
Hey look over here! How Iran plays the game.
Egypt’s biggest loser!
The video of Gilad Shalit. A sign of life after 3 long years.
And if you’re into Superheroes, check out Lil Red’s blog
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The blessing of the Leonard Cohen! Is Beyonce far behind?
The times they are a changing.
Checkpoint Charley at Tzur Hadassah!
What’s wrong with Goldstone? Diagnosis: Terminal stupidity
Bravo Bibi!
Obama, Bibi & Abbas have a UN Tweetup!
Gmar Chatima Tova! Chag Sameach!
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We’re going to party like its 5770!
What am I? Chopped liver?
Hey for once it wasn’t Hezbollah! UNIFIL however is the same ol same ol.
An Israeli tragedy. The death of Asaf Ramon son of Ilan Ramon an Israeli hero.
Guilty! Now lets investigate! or How the UN deals with Israel.
To all our listeners have a great year! We wish you health. All the rest will work itself out!
FREE GILAD SHALIT!
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Look out Jerusalem! Here comes Charley and Carol!
Torture worse than waterboarding.
Where in the world was Bibi Netanyahu?
What not to do if you think you might have swine flu.
Its better to be a male in Gazan society says someone who has made the change.
Anyone know where I can find some shmaltz? No seriously.
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Madonna makes Tel Aviv rock!
Haredi land for peace deal.
Is there one more Go To Jail card left in the deck for Leiberman?
Negotiating with Hamas is the definition of insanity. Unfortunately for Gilad Shalit the government has been insane for 3 years and counting.
Ethiopian children start school in Petach Tikva after a hard lesson in elitism.
When is a freeze not really a freeze and how many ice cubes needed to keep it that way.
Does Bibi see the real dangers as he focuses on Iran’s nukes? We sure hope so.
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#GiladShalit makes the trending topics on Twitter!
Hey Meshaal, ever hear of the phone, an SMS or a tweet?
Sweden- Just sue their pants off!
Religous schools in Petach Tikva that have size issues as Ethiopian students just don’t fit.
Leiberman is the Foreign Minister from Bizarro World or should be.
Why does education have to get political?
Happy Birthday Judy!
If you want to read Charley’s last novel (unpublished as yet) it’s posted on Authonomy. Leave comments and back it!
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The King of Ratings is dead.
In your face Tel Aviv! Jerusalem 1st!
The UN resolution against Hamas killing Gazan civilians...that never was.
Mubarek goes to Washington.
Law and Order: Waiting for the start in Israel.
Netanyahu sure can pick em!
No Mattress Sales here on Memorial Day!
One of the few things we agreed on- Abbas and Bibi are no Begin and Sadat!
Hats off to Rep Barney Frank
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What would you do when faced with the picture of spitting mad?
Al Quds Army. A guilty party looking for a crime.
Oy! Don’t kiss the mezzuzah!
Is it better to be legally or politically minded. Sheikh Jarrah revisited.
Someone in Fatah finally puts the blame squarely where it belongs.
The guitar hero of Ben Yehuda!
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Sheikh Jarrah where history doesn’t follow a straight line! A legal case that made world leaders with no regard for history react in knee jerk fashion. What a smart leader would have done.
Tragedy in Tel Aviv. Murder at a GLBT center.
A dog named Anwar.
Fatah concludes Israel killed Arafat and now there will be an inquiry to see if there is any validity to their statement! And these guys are WINNING the PR war!!!
Filed under DUH! HRW states that Hamas committed war crimes.
Check out Religion_State
Take 30 seconds and sign the petition for Gilad.
Remember to use #israelisms in your tweets!
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Tisha B’Av and the birth of Charley. A coincidence?
Where in the world is Avigdor Leiberman?
NY Times pictures Betar Illit as an Israeli town who would pull up stakes for a peace deal. Who wants to bet on that?
Hillary- Keep your defensive umbrella for a rainy day.
Demonizing Obama? Is that really the way to go?
In true Israelisms tradition Carol and Charley argue even when they are agreeing!
Twitter about Israelisms! Use #israelisms when you do so we can keep track of comments.
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Haredi crank phone calls and why the Deputy Minister of Health is a crank!
Justice is served up cold to a bad judge and the criminal he didn’t convict.
Whose East Jerusalem is it anyway!
Bibi is losing his grip and so he tries to tighten it some more.
Why isn’t Gilad Shalit the flavor of the month like Iran seems to be?
An excellent response to the response to the Cellcom commercial.
Join the Israelisms twitter revolution! Tweet us your comments!
Oh and in case I didn’t get to mention it Free #gilad now!
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Podcast history. Carol and Charley agree. At least for this week!
Cover your ears! Carol slips up!
Freak show on Ben Yehuda and we weren’t part of it!
Starve a child Feed the Eda Haredit?! Haredim desecrate Jerusalem.
Where the next section of the security fence should go.
A great Israeli commercial for a change. Props to cellcom!
Instead of fasting for Gaza these Jews should be trying to free Gilad Shalit. Freeing Gilad will free Gaza.
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We have a full house in the studio as we are joined by our niece Emma and her friend Tessa who are visiting Israel. Oh and Sam’s with us too! Arielle makes a guest appearance so you see what we mean by full house.
Tales of trekking through Israel by our intrepid 16 year old hikers.
Bibi’s 100. He didn’t do it in 72!
Hog Heaven in Israel. Is that kosher?
Follow @freegilad on twitter. Mubarek and the G-8 talk but Hamas isn’t listening.
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We try to make podcast magic on 3 hours of sleep!
Can someone remind me what we talked about on this podcast?
Oh yeah, luggage, camp, honor among dogs,The Wizard of Oz, Karl Malden,when is an afternoon just 4pm and the 4th of July of course!
Looking for something Israeli? Try chocolate burekas!
Free #Gilad!
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Write on! Cleveland Jewish Schools!
Waiter is that a roach in my food or is this a meeting of Shas MKs?
Give the ultra orthodox enough targets and they may be too busy to notice the Gay Pride Parade in Jerusalem.
One state, two states, Israeli state or Jewish state.
Free Gilad Shalit and I’ll go to the Kotel and pray in a skirt! Me (Carol) not Charley! Offer expires August 31st! Although if you’d rather see Charley in a skirt.....
Happy Almost Birthday Sam!
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The Iranian fight for democracy as seen on Twitter!
If Bibi spoke while Obama was playing golf would anybody hear him?
Teaching Bibi the art of tennis. Back hand that ball into THEIR court if you wanna win the game.
The religion of fashion.
Singing MK’s from Kadima. That’s right. Do not adjust your reading glasses!
Read Carol’s article on Why I Moved To Israel
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Charley and Carol boldly go where no man has gone before!
89 year old antisemite goes on a shooting spree at the Holocaust Museum in DC and NO it wasn’t former President Jimmy Carter!
Leiberman and Yisrael Beitanu are all bark and no bite.
Gay Pride Parade in Tel Aviv! Eli Yishai unclear on the concept. Wants people to parade in private!
The mayor of Jerusalem has forgotten who put him in office and folds in the face of Haredi violence.
Obviously its better to have cars just drive around and around on Shabbat!
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The world is divided into 2 groups of people. And then there’s Carol.
Hussein goes to the mountain. Obama’s speech on the mount! Well Cairo.
What did he just say? or Did we all hear the same speech?
Israeli entertainer upset when he learns what his name means in English.
Im Tirtzue. The new zionists with the cool T shirts. I want one!
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We celebrate Shavuot also known as Lactose Tolerance Day!
Jerusalem Tweetup fun in the Armenian Quarter of the Old City!
Dad, What’s Gonorrhea?
Tel Aviv parties "all night long"!
Abbas trying to peddle Pan Arab Peace in Washington.
And Carol is NOT Bibi! ( She represents the SMART right leaning public)
Happy Birthday Jessica!
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America got it wrong! But we’re really mad at Haaretz and Channel 10 for spoiling the Idol results.
Charley is mad at Bibi.
I’m mad at the new PA plan of Muslim rule for the Old City dressed up as a compromise.
We are NOT mad at the High Court for ruling in favor of government funding for Reform and Conservative conversions.
We are NOT mad at the FBI for the great job in stopping a terrorist attack against a Jewish Center in Riverdale.
But I am just a little mad @avidichter for not following me!
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Whether you are killed or murdered the bottom line is you are still not here. The Pope speaks at Yad Ve Shem.
The taking of Ramat Aviv. The blacks are coming. No NOT those blacks!
Bibi does Egypt! The enemy of our enemy becomes our friend.
All eyes on Washington as Bibi goes to meet the first US President with the comedic timing of a pro. Is Bibi out of his league?
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Sam I Am is here with us to celebrate.
People you don’t meet on a train. Carol’s almost tweet up!
Leiberman stars in AN ISRAELI IN PARIS and other European countries.
When Bibi meets Obama. All eyes on the White House.
If you have bad hair work for Shas!
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We remember all the soldiers who sacrificed their lives so that we could have a podcast called Israelisms!
61 years old and still optimistic. The State not us!
If Leiberman can make the top 100 is Charley not far behind?
Hamthrax on rye hold the pickle.
What’s the meaning of all this Jew talk or as Ray would say- " I didn’t know they were Jews I just thought they were Jew-ish!
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Getting ready for flag hanging here in the lone star state!
What does it mean for Israel to be a Jewish State and why is it important?
Durban 2 and why sequels suck.
Why the Eyew should not base its ties to Israel on the conflict with the Palestinians.
Leiberman is a moderate?
IDF probe of Gaza Operation. For some its only a good probe if we are guilty of something.
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We reminisce about the good old old days of our first visit to Israel.
Carol rivals Dan Quayle in a momentary spelling brain freeze.
We both enjoy watching from the sidelines as Egypt takes on Nasrallah.
Charley has a theory.
The BBC admits mistakes with regards to Israel?? Hell hasn’t even frozen over!!
Follow Sam on twitter.@samanthawarady and vote for Adam Lambert on Idol for us!
Take a look at our new promo video thanks to Tvindy!
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Post Seder food hangover for Charley and Carol. We take family time and Skype to the extreme.
Birkat Hachama! Let the sunshine! Every 28 years its back where it started from and we are thankful.
Everyone please toss a bucket of water in the Kinneret! Now everyones lawn will look like ours!!
Is Haaretz becoming the new Foxnews of the left?
And the band did not play on. The PA stops the music.
Happy Passover and Happy Easter. Pick one!
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Happy Birthday Tel Aviv!
Olmert did it his way. Bibi gives good speech. And Livni! Who was that masked woman!
The fun with Leiberman begins.
Tragedy in Bat Ayin.
Be a Passover rebel. Eat rice!
And remember, a vote for Adam Lambert is a vote for Israelisms! Vote and vote often!
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Holy Rockin Robin Batman this podcast is a twitter!
Bibi vs Barak- Its almost a TKO for Bibi!
The media is playing Deal or No Deal with the Shalit deal.
When is a police commander a child? When Hamas says so!
The Haifa Mall that almost was no more.
And remember that a vote for Adam Lambert on Idol is a vote for Israelisms!
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Wonderphone mania!
Dealing with the ugly side of war. Lets do it and do it right.
The UN and what they want to believe. What happens when Hamas themselves proves them wrong....absolutely nothing.
Gilad Shalit. 1000 days. Hamas dictates the rules of this twisted game and our government agreed to play along.
A trial for Katzav is on the way...finally.
Will a fortnight be enough?
Here’s the link for the YouTube video that Arielle took ISRAEL BUS DANCER
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A great Purim was not had by all especially our dog Elvis.
Some people should be fined for being stupid.
Sex lies and our former President. What NOT to do when faced with criminal accusations.
The Palestinians support of Hamas instead of a leadership that will lead them to a better life.
Charley awaits the rise and spectacular fall of Bibi and his rightist coalition.
Swedes gone wild.
Gilad Shalit. Day 992. May he be freed before it reaches 1000.
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Tonka toys for Palestinians. To help them act out their aggressions and save lives!
What’s worse- A) Holding the money to rebuild Gaza until there is a real cease fire or B} Rebuild and bomb it again when they continue to launch rockets at us. We report. You decide!
Leiberman wants his cake and he will eat it too!
An officer but not a gentleman. Is it the lap dance or the lie?
Get out your costumes and your alcoholic beverage of choice and party like its Purim! Chag Sameach everyone!
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Is it the bad weather or the future coalition that makes us feel the need to hunker down.
The thug blinks first in a stand off with Shas.
Sing it loud sing , it proud. The ladies pray at the Western Wall and they were not silent about it.
Waltz With Bashir is a winner in our book.
If you could ask Hillary Clinton a question what would it be?
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Carol is not IN SYNC. She is more like a member of the MONKEE’S!
The Ultra Orthodox have become pirates in Mea Shearim. Aaar matey!
Under the WTF were you thinking category- The United Nations of course.
Seating arrangements for the next knesset. Who will be sitting at the head table?
No matter where you sit. To the right or to the left. Lets bring Gilad Shalit home already!
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Of all the things the Brits left behind that we use why or why the parliamentary system of government.And of course we had to put our own twist on it!
Lieberman as finance minister??!! Evidently he has more money to clean.
Peres gets to pick the winner. And that could mean that the loser actually wins! Is your head spinning yet?
Shas proves they are Satanists. Fitting for this Friday the thirteenth.
Place your bets as to which of Charley’s scenarios pans out.
Whatever happens will you be my Valentine?
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Charley’s adventures in the shuk or is it souk and if its souk then why is it pronounced shuk?
Carol gets lost wandering down memory lane.
Get out the vote. Charley reveals who he picks. Carol pleads for help. In either case ’Buckle your seatbelts, its going to be a bumpy flight!"
Hey, I want Charles in charge of me!
If you haven’t already....sign the petition
http://www.PetitionOnline.com/tap12009/
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How we wish it would rain.
What’s 3% of next to nothing?
Help Carol choose- Who should she vote for? We’ll tally the votes and may the best candidate win!
The Turkish President faces off with Shimon Peres.
Who’s your mama? Legal precedent to be set in Israel.
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Our old friend Jack steals the show as we comment on his comment and others like him.
Charley helps keep Austin weird!
No good deed goes unpunished.
Hat advice from Aretha and other inaugural tidbits.
Who is the new guy in the middle east?
A little bit of truth comes out of Gaza.
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Joe The Plumber is coming to fix our garbage disposal.
Rockets from Lebanon hit the North f Israel and Hezbollah is quick to say "it ain’t me babe." It was Hamas in Lebanon which is to say Iran.
Ceasefire? Israel still hasn’t found what its looking for.
The crimes of Hamas. Join Charley’s facebook group and find out more.
Our hats off to the strength the citizens of the south and all the citizens whose sons and brothers and husbands are fighting to protect us.
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On the seventh day Israel cannot rest. Seven days ago Israel launched a major offensive against the Hamas government in Gaza.
Rockets land in Beer Sheva and Ashdod. How many seconds do you have to seek shelter. 15, 30, or 45 seconds.
Cyber terrorists strike Ynet.
What do we want- Three no’s- no more rockets, no more bombings and no more arming of Hamas. Wanted- Supervisor for Hamas Any takers?
Oh and Woy Woy Woy we are 200 episodes old! We thank you all for listening and having fun with a couple of crazy people from Israel.
Special Guest Appearance by RAY HANANIA, of The Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour
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Happy New Year, everybody.
Yisrael Chazaka could be a party of choice
It’s still raining Kassams down south
Two Thumbs Up for "Angels In America". I know....we’re late
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Its hard all over and Fonzie’s scheming isn’t helping!
Labor preaches safe sex! and other ridiculous campaign tactics.
No more ceasefire. Hey the media and the politicians said there was one. Have they ever lied to us before?! Oh who are they kidding. Why us thats who!
We disagree on the fundamental way to change the dynamic in Gaza and we do what we do best when we disagree.
How do you say lawsuit in Russian? A tragedy this week as 24 Russian tourists are killed in a bus crash.
Happy Chanukah, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all you guys!
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Carol may once again be stylish as The Gap and H&M will be coming to Israel.
It’s the election stupid! Everything you’ve ever wanted to know about Israeli politics and some things you’ll wish you didn’t.
And no the Governor of Illinois did not get his political start in Israel!
An example of how to correctly use the Israeli phrase "I’ll show him from where the fish pisses-
A member of the UN and the Israeli ambassador to the UN are talking.
UN Member- " I hear the head of the General Assembly is going to try and stop you from speaking.
Israeli Ambassador- " That’s what he thinks! I’ll show him from where the fish pisses!
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Charley is declared the funniest comedian in Israel!
Sam gets an Italian cat.
The House of contention- no it is not our house! Flames in Hebron and inflammatory language in the studio as we talk about the anti zionist radical right in Hebron. Eviction or evacuation- you say tomato.....
Election 2009 A fair and balanced discussion- no really!
The return of the Likud.
Special thanks to @ Rachky for the cornbread recipe!
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Charley sticks to his guns and his mission to Stop Shas one facebook member at a time.
Shas in the mean time gives him plenty of ammunition as Rabbi Yosef once again shows how dangerous he can be to Israeli society.
Madness in Mubai has us glued to the TV
The UN had a party and we were NOT invited.
Jerusalem returns to the zionists!
Bibi tries dazzling the public with the rock stars of Israeli politics.
And tomorrow November 29th is the day we made it on the map! Take that Ahmadinejad!
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I blame Obama! Check out Charley’s new facebook group here. Stop Shas!
This weeks poll has Bibi on top of Tzipi...;-)!
Just say no to Durban II
Are the patriarchs rolling over in their graves at the events in Hebron?
No divine inspiration for Shas as they steal Obama’s campaign slogan.
Have a great week you guys!
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If Meretz is the new Labor Party then is Labor the new Likud? Where will the madness end?
Another member of Shas gets the Go Directly to Jail card for fraud.
Hope remains eternal in Jerusalem. Nir Barkat wins the election. Can he save the city?
Hamas breaks the ceasefire. No options to renew included in the lease at this time.
Olmert tries to ruin Kadima and Livni. Can someone please arrest him already?,p> Gilad Shalit forced to wait till February. Shame on all who can fight for him but do not.
Good by to the visiting Warady Tribe. It was a blast!
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The world celebrates Obama. However not as much as the Warady clan! Late night to early morning crazy insomnia fun was had by all. After catching up on sleep we continue to party with the family. I can’t believe how much I have been eating. Jews and food...who would have thought!
Thunder and lightning in the White House.
How will our election look? Lots of advice from our panel of experts!
The cease fire has been broken. Anyone got any super glue or masking tape handy?
We remember Rabin.
CONGRATULATIONS AMERICA! You are again the place where anything is possible!
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Shas wants to know what it can do for you!
The Taxpayers revolt coming to the knesset nearest you!
Porush wants secular Jews in Jerusalem. Actually just their money.
The left’s Jerusalem conundrum. Barkat or Porush? They should just all VOTE FOR OBAMA!
Don’t forget to check Charley out on the web election eve. AND VOTE FOR OBAMA.
OBAMA- HE IS GOOD FOR THE JEWS and all of America!
Happy Halloween. Eat plenty of candy and VOTE FOR OBAMA!
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Murder/suicide case grabs the nations attention. People want to know why.
Nasrallah eats some bad hummus and he who should not be named will not be named anymore.
How many saints are needed to go marching in?
Shas is officially in bed with Netanyahu. And I thought they were against gay marriage!
Our family is in town! Let the merry making and mayhem commence!
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A veritable hodge podge of Israeli delights & a little Obama mania For good measure.
Election fever here(Israel) there (Jerusalem) and everywhere (USA)
And you thought you have job pressures- look at poor Hassan Nasrallah.
Note to PFLP- Think twice before you mess with Yvette.
Pirates of the Caribbean Israeli style.
Win lunch with Carol! No rules. Just cash up front!
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Fast? What fast? It’s all about the food.
Next up- Sukkot. Telephone booth’s and restaurant booths do not apply.
The stone that lit the match. Riots in Akko. Or how many akko’s to a dunam.
Twenty five more days. Will Charley make it?
Happy Birthday Michael, Michelle and Rachky!
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Grace and intelligence beats out six pack joe and the soccer moms.
A surge of our own. The financial crisis leads to a new surge in virulent antisemitism.
Collective punishment in Jerusalem?
Rightists have been wrongest.
And Carol does it.....AGAIN!
G’mar chatima tova. May you all be written in the book of life.
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Happy New Year almost. The preparations begin in the Warady household.
Carol promises to make amends to Charley for 28 years of suffering.
Vigilantes not wanted.
Sir Paul McCartney may have the answer to the hummus wars. Will he reveal his secret?
Are Shasniks afraid of Charley?
Are we crazy for getting up at 4am?
TO ALL OUR LISTENERS WE WISH A HAPPY HEALTHY NEW YEAR.
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Red would be the color of the faces of the polling companies who all got it wrong on the primary results. And the networks who couldn’t wait fifteen minutes in their bid to outdo each other.
Green is for Shas because its the color of money. Well in the US at least!
Yellow is for Netanyahu and the Likud who want elections now under the premise of democracy and the fact they all have amnesia about Israeli history. They are afraid Tzipi just might put it all together. Instead they’ll refer to her as a "girl" -tactics of scaredy cats.
Blue is for Tzipi! The true blue hope of a nation!
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Luke and Laura played by Charley and Carol go to the hospital so Luke (Charley) can have a CT scan. Laura (Carol) prays for a bout of amnesia. No McDreamies or McSteamies in this episode.
There’s an opening on the psych ward for Ahmadenijad.
CSI:TEL AVIV The body of four year old Rose has been found.
Deri adds more spice to the pot that is the Jerusalem mayoral campaign but it could lead to food poisoning which means a trip to the ER and George Clooney doesn’t work there anymore.
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We left the sealed room this week and ventured out for a stroll in the Mamilla Mall and dinner at Dolphin Yam.
One thing leads to another as Sarkozy visits Damascus. We get to talk about Gilad Shalit, Hezbollah’s threats, Iran and Gaza.
Not politics as usual as the race for mayor of Jerusalem heats up.
We provide the balance for Fox News as we talk about what we think of Palin and McCain.
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Just a slightly shorter cast this week as our battery runs out. We fit it ALL in.
A tragedy grips the public here. Sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction and harder to follow as we learn about the death of a four year old girl.
Hamas ups the ante in their game of Lets Make A Deal. Behind door #1 is Gilad Shalit who has celebrated his third birthday as a captive held by Hamas.
Iran sets up a missile system in its suburb, Lebanon as protection for Teheran from an Israeli or US strike. We are without a government to deal with the real threat from Iran.
The Voice of Peace sails on. Abie Natan dies at age 81.
Thanks El Gecko!
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Its the bronze age for the seafaring people of Israel.
Shimon Peres actually can remember the Bronze Age as we wish him a happy 85th birthday!
Hezbollah no I mean Lebanon oops I think Hezbollah is threatening Israel. Its actually all one and the same now.
Hamas steps on Egypt’s last nerve.
MePeace reviewed.
Chastity belts in Mea Shearim as they return to the dark ages. The Mod Squad faces arrest causing unrest in the hood.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUDY!
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Charley worries about friends in Atlanta and the break away southern states.
The politics of an Israeli education. What’s hot and what’s not.
Talansky and The Order of the FBI. How much money is he hiding in his chamber of secrets?
Still waiting for Gilad Shalit. Maybe by November.
This episode brought to you by Charley the good uncle and the stylish Aunt Carol.
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Every once in a while we just have fun with the podcast and that’s what we did this week. Samantha joined us. We talked some politics and some funny stories. A new children’s book with an important message. And Carol doesn’t know her own kids. Enjoy!!
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Lets look at video of Olmerts journey as he leaves us ( I hope!) on Israeli Idol- The Politicians Edition
Survey says! Livni for the win! What are da boyz planning to cook up in the back room.
Are we smarter than Hamas? An interesting article from the son of a Hamas commander in the Haaretz magazine.
We feed back to a listener and Charley pushes the limits right over the edge.
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Obama mania comes to Israel. How can you not vote for a man who can execute a 3 point shot from the corner? Nothing but net!
Men behaving badly. Israeli’s and Arabs.
Even worse the government behaves badly making Ultra Orthodox schools culturally unique. Its the new euphemism for making legal what the governments past and present have been doing illegally and with our money!
Gilad’s comrades are discharged from the army at the end of their service. They have not forgotten him.
A little irony to top things off. Aviv Geffen writes a song for Gilad Shalit.
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Private Benjamin gets discharged. Arielle is now a civilian.
Israelisms goes to Sundance!
The fate of our kidnapped soldiers is confirmed as our nation mourns their deaths.
Samir Kuntar reveals the truth. The conflict with Lebanon/Hezbollah/Iran is not over. Their bloodlust continues.
The implications for Gilad Shalit.
Olmert: Game Over!
The Kuntar Video
What the Arab world had to say and what the international community didn’t.
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Dual loyalties or dueling loyalties? Hey we didn’t make the rules.
BBQ ala Olmert.
No ceasing the firing so its time to follow the money and put the squeeze on Hamas.
How about Iran just photoshops a nuke instead of the real thing.
Invited to our wedding- don’t forget your credit card.
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Our favorite jet setter Charley is home. Sam drops in for a visit.
Happy Birthday Samantha, Arielle & America!
Future implications of the deal with Hezbollah and the only remaining Lebanese prisoner.
A new guide for voting in Israel.
The latest terror attack. Instead of going postal he went construction?!
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We’re in a hurry because the battery is about to go. So, it’s kind of a short one.
But we still have a chance to talk about Israelis For Obama
Olmert not stepping down
And all sorts of stuff
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Tommy Lapid passes away - always outspoken, never boring...we will miss him
Summer has arrived and the yearly Gay Pride Parade debate has started
Hamas can’t see the target for the trees
If Tzipi Livni is Agent 99...does that make Olmert Maxwell Smart?
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ABC News radio finally goes to the expert. They couldn’t find him so they went to Charley
Charley is unemployed and Carol is overemployed
Olmert, Olmert, and more Olmert
Talk, talk, and more talk
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Spinology - the science of creating something from nothing
Spinologist - anyone who works for Olmert
- the media who spin news into bigger and bigger news
Syrian Spin - We get the Golan for free!
Palestinian Spin - We are the stars of the show...see this week’s episode of The Love Boat
Unsuccessful Spin - Mohammed al Dura unravels
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Arielle, Samantha, Carol, and Charley sit around the table and talk about stuff. News of the day, news of the their lives, and no discernible direction. Hope you enjoy listening as much as we had making it for you.
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Welcome to our vidcast!! Here Carol and Charley get a chance to let loose a little and have some fun. Hope you have fun watching!
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Israel’s Independence Day..."...something unpredictable, but in the end is right..."
Olmert..."...will he stay or will he go now?..."
In Beirut..."...everybody was Kung Fu fighting..."
Israeli inventions..."Wii will, wii will rock you..."
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We remember
Holocaust Remembrance Day
What happened to the Jews of North Africa during the Holocaust
60 Years After...the brave doctors and nurses of Hadassah Har Hatzofim remembered
Hats off to Yossi Harel - commander of the Exodus, who died this week
What we’d like to forget: Benizri has to go to jail and can’t pass go...Olmert in the hot seat again...UNIFIL is full of crap...
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The show that asks the question...can sex sell Israel?
Are old Jewish men really a danger to the US?
Does Assad have any honor to defend?
Hamas, what’s up with them?
And finally, how many minutes of oxygen does a sealed room really have?
And....here’s Sam’s movie!
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Chag Sameach, and a Happy Pesach from the Israelisms crew of Charley, Carol, Samantha, and Arielle.
Charley is back again and is tired...again
Jimmy Carter is making his rounds...woo hoo!
JStreet makes its bid to be an alternate AIPAC
And Carol and Charley talk about who has better PR and why?
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Arielle earns her bribe by filling in for Charley. She is one of my two FAVORITE daughters!
Will love conquer all and will the marriage last as two young Haredim get married despite the protests.
Katzav decides to roll the dice.
Olmert makes more empty statements as we are faced with another terror attack.
Hamas fakes it ala When Harry Met Sally.
Can’t wait till Charley gets back so he can help me clean!
Oh and do the show!
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Charley visited the emerald Isle with the Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour
Who really is the most stupid person in the room?
The foxes are guarding the hen house in the next UN conference on racism
Should you be able to sell bread on Passover in Israel? How do you keep the "Jewish" in the Jewish State?
Tension on the Syrian border...Oh just take a pill!!
Here is Ray Hanania’s response to the article blasting the Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour in the Houston student paper and the Electric Intifada.
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Charley returns! Tales of the tour. Up close and personal with a Gazan
Lights out in Tel Aviv
Nyet, nyet, Leiberman
CSI: Israel...new DNA database
Organ donations and how dead is dead?
And Charley is off again and this time to Dublin, Ireland but will be back for the show. Jet lag? What jet lag?
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Sam fills in for Charley on this edition of Israelisms.
Happy Purim and Good Friday or is it good that its Friday!? Either way we both agree TGIF!
McCain in Sderot and German Chancellor Merkel in the Knesset.
Podcasting tips for Bin Laden.
Is Syria serious? Say it three times fast!
We get gift baskets from Gaza for Purim. Too bad they’re sent with qassams. Haven’t they heard of fed ex- When you positively have to get it there the same day?! And what are they cooking up in Gaza? So many work accidents in so many days. It can’t be good!
Charley come home!
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Carol triumphs over technology! And she discovers she can talk for a half hour straight!Holy cow!
Sam versus Al Jezeera.
The new Israeli and Hamas game. Deal or No Deal. Fun for the whole family!
Honeymoon in Paris for Peres.
Is a representative government on the way or will the messiah get here first?
Can Arielle be bribed? Oh who are we kidding.
I miss Charley !
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As Charley is in the States, Carol did a podcast all by herself! But doesn’t it figure...when she’s ready to post it, the Internet is down in Zur Hadassa.
She’s trying, folks. Hang in there.
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The whole crew is together for the Anniversary Show!
Terrorist attack in Jerusalem...bombing in Sderot...ya know....
Samantha discovers a new singing sensation...Gal Fisher, singing Ayn Li Kesef B’kisism (No money in my pocket)
.......in memory of......
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A peek behind our on-air personalities...oh hell, what you hear is what you get
Canada needs to learn geography
The survey says...what Israeli voters are thinking...or not
What Shas is willing to do for Rabbi Yosef?
From Gaza With Love...to Sderot..and Ashkelon. How do we stop this lovefest?
Next week is the Big 3! Our 3 Year Anniversary!
TELL US WHAT YOU THINK!
Warning: Almost intolerable humming at around the 30 minute mark. Sincerest apologies, and I know what I did wrong. It always takes me a couple weeks to get these new things right. (you should listen to the first few podcasts when we first got our fancy mics and mixing board....ouch)
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Trying out Garage Band on Carol’s new Mac. Needs some fine tooooning.
Charley’s whirl-wind tour...stories from the road
And the nominee is.......
Terrorist cars need better safety features!
Presidential candidates....who’s good for the Jews?
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Charley’s bags are packed and some US colleges may never be the same
Speaking of college - Israel uses medical marijuana!
Hamas could use some as they up the threats and up the rocket barrages on Sderot
The IDF retaliates because of the qassams that injured two girls
The Official Endorsement: ISRAELISMS BACKS OBAMA causing the Clinton campaign to fall apart
Follow Charley around at The Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour website.
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We’re melting!
Once again some terrorists inconvenience Charley
The report is in and everyone is talking
Egypt will reseal the border with Gaza...if Hamas lets them
And speaking of Hamas - they make us an offer we CAN refuse
Attack on the Israeli embassy in Mauritania?
Follow Charley’s tour at The Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour website!
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Oh...Canada!
Two words for Turkey
The UN should watch Fox News and learn the term "fair and balanced"
4200 Red (luft) Balloons in the New York sky
Thousands of Gazans go shopping in Egypt
Nasrallah is the new Frankenstein
The ultra-orthodox of Bet Shemesh do the right thing
And we get ready for the Red Carpet!
Read about Charley (kinda) in the LA Times
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After a great show in Chicago, Charley returns to HSW (home, sweet home). Carol brings us up to speed with everything missed. And it’s nice to be back in the freezing cold studio!
Here’s something for your viewing pleasure!
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Live From Chicago......NOT!
But we had a backup plan and here it is. Just to let you know...Chicago has been great so far and we’ll tell you about it next week!
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Carol’s past returns to haunt her
Iowa picks Obama and Huckabee...Who should Israelisms pick?
Charley finds "the majority" to be complacent...maybe if it was a Facebook app...
Five agorot for your thoughts - not anymore!
Law & Order...and Nablus
No lip reading on the Temple Mount and no parking in Jerusalem when Bush is here.
How much potassium nitrate in your coffee?...and other trends from Gaza
And it’s off to Chicago!!
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Our last podcast....for 2007! This isn’t a wrap-up podcast and we don’t go over the past year. We don’t talk about the things we covered in 2007, and there are no New Year’s resolutions.
We talk about a funeral!
In memory of Yosef Mintz. He had a big influence on Carol’s life, and we attended his funeral. We talk about the differences in funerals here and getting together with some old friends.
And of course there’s talk about Hamas and Olmert and the usual suspects.
Also, there is a new political party in town and it was started by us! Check it out on Facebook and it’s called Harove (the Majority).
Happy New Year, everybody. Let’s have a great 2008 together.
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’Tis the season! Pilgrims in proper American pilgrim’s attire make their way to Bethlehem as Charley & Carol have plans as well
Haim Ramon makes an indecent proposal - or rather a deal - to get his proposal through the Knesset
Sderot suffers, but the terrorists suffer more (we hope)
You can’t take the Jewish out of the Jewish State although Adalah and the Roman Catholic leader i Jerusalem want to try
What’s a "family" these days, anyway - same sex couples can adopt children
Charley disagrees with Yoel Marcus and hell did NOT freeze over!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!....from where it all began
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Max’s road to recovery.
Do Israeli baseball players use steroids? These and other questions remain unanswered in an exclusive interview with a player on the Bet Shemesh Blue Sox!!
Hamas has big plans for the Israeli public.
Wish we could have gotten some of what the people in Gaza were treated to...How often is THAT ever said!
The Chief Rabbi and Hasan Nasrallah both having a bad day.
Two states for one people? The anti-Jewish state solution.
And it’s a GOLD ribbon for Jerusalem....duuuuuh!
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Sufganyot and beating the Greeks....again
The best kept secret in Haifa revealed!
Tie a yellow ribbon round the old city...
Abbas needs a blood transfusion thanks to Egypt and Saudi Arabia
Hamas upgrades and the PA has a radio contest. For $150, Alex, the question is, "Who heroically invaded half of Europe?"
The abortion issue reaches Israel - like we don’t have enough conflict!
And who is NOT in the film about Reform Jews making aliyah?
Samantha joins us, so you know it’s gonna be good!!
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We’re on the road! We do most of this show after the Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour’s show at the Ambassador Hotel in Jerusalem. We talk with Samantha, Ray Hanania, and special guest star of this tour, Sherif Hedayat! Nothing like a bunch of comedians getting together after a show.
Here are a few pics for you.
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While everyone in the States is busy shopping, we here are sending our leaders to Annapolis and we’ll probably all get a tee shirt saying "My Prime Minister went to Annapolis and all we got is this lousy tee shirt".
Guydamak thinks he deserves Jerusalem.
Peres keeps his sense of humor in front of stripped down protesters earning him a visit from Seinfeld here on a 3 day tour of Israel.
We finally get to turf a pedophile back to the States.
An Arab teacher at Sapir College thinks he is teaching politics instead of film.
Israeli ingenuity - a new anti-hijacker ID system coming to our space.
Check out our Blog!!
And read the review of Israelisms Podcast in Podcast User Magazine!!
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Warady family mash up of a crazy Friday morning.
Peres talks Turkey.
Israel and the PA want to move on down the road and start at the end witha a final status agreement before going back to the future and the first steps of the road map.
The Thrilla In Manilla...The Rumble In The Jungle...Carol vs. Charley on if the PA needs to recognize Israel as the Jewish State.
Meanwhile in Gaza....Hamas puts the screws to Fatah and we fix the electricity in Gaza...makes perfect sense.
Arab-Israeli students in Haifa University embrace radical Islam, while other Arab-Israelis in Kfar Kassem demonstrate for the release of the kidnapped soldiers.
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Follow the Yellow Brick Road Map....to Annapolis
New game show...Who Wants To Become An Israeli?!
Carol’s and Charley’s twisted sense of humor...REVEALED!
Can our government reform itself?
Hezbollah flexes its muscles in the Mr Middle East Competition.
Bet Shemesh Battle Royale...taking back the streets
MAZAL TOV TO LEN AND NORA ON #6!!
Final song is by PABLO ROSENBERG.
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Thirty years have passed since Sadat’s memorable visit and what do we have to show for it? A November Summit Of Futility; Hamas threatening attacks and takeover of the West Bank; and of course seven tunnels for arms smuggling between Gaza and Egypt. Not what Sadat had in mind.
Hezbollah...To Tel Aviv and BEYOND!!
Arab - Israeli identity crisis
Peki’in or Peking....DUCK!
Betar Illit: Prelude to Jerusalem
Is Bethlehem a Christian ghost town?
Hats off to Yisrael Poliakov and Robert Goulet
I know...I know...it was Jack Jones who sang the Love Boat song.
Final song is by MOSH BEN ARI, and the song is called "Massah U’matan" (Negotiation)
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The Homefront: Arielle’s studying method; Elvis spotted in Zur Hadassa; Carol is a clairvoyant; kids are sponges
We do so have sports news! Ultra-orthodox: local politics and transportation issues.
You can’t keep a good terrorist down. Not if he has Google.
Olmert says, "You missed me, you missed me!"
Syria pulls a disappearing act.
Our sincere thanks to J and Mickey from SomaCow at http://www.somacow.net for their intro for Israelisms Podcast. Great job and we really appreciate it.
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How good are we at Let’s Make A Deal? Olmert is super-glued to the Prime Minister’s office. What Carol wants in a candidate. Barak....are you there? It’s a farmer’s market - Sheba Farms. AND HIPPO SNACKS!
Final song is a new one from Chemi Rodner!
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...and other Bar Raphaeli gems. Basketball at MSG and say goodbye to YNet News. Car mechanics suck and Al Gore cleans up. The long awaited circumcision update and Syria’s fictitious victory. Israeli mafia are recyclers and ready to kill over it. New meaningless polls and tackle football comes to Israel.
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Charley shows his knowledge of Chasidic music and Jeff is pardoned. November summit turns into a contest of who can be more vague. Carter and Ahmadinejad belong on the Comedy Channel. More on our Syrian adventure.
And the answer is...GROWING PAINS
This one is for you, Jim from Iowa!
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Sure, Ahmadinijad went to Columbia and the United Nations. And yes, France is beginning to show some backbone with their new president. And then there were the successful operations in the Gaza Strip against Hamas the terrorists. Yom Kippur is gone and Succot is here...but we still couldn\’t come up with a snappy title for the show!
The final song is from a group I found on MySpace from Tel Aviv. The name of the group is The Genders and the reason I was attracted to them is because the name of their album is "Virgin No. 72". I loved it! And the song is great, too. It\’s called, "Dome of the Rock". I usually don\’t pick groups that sing in English, but you\’ll see why they\’re an exception.
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Happy Yom Kippur everybody!! Fast like crazy! We talk about what it’s like here in Israel for Yom Kippur with our special and always-welcome guest, Samantha. Memories of Yom Kippur past. Oh yeah...and Bibi’s big mouth.
Our final song is another discovery of Sam’s, Shlomi Barel who was a contestant in (as Sam put it) Israel’s American Idol.
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The first ever, live podcast home-made olive taste test! Rosh Hashana talk. Talk of Syria no-talk. Grave dancing. HOOTERS!! Neo-Nazis in the wrong place. And HOOTERS!!
The final song is from a new band Samantha saw in concert and they’re really good! They’re called Brothers And Animals which sounds better in Hebrew - Achim Va’chayot (sounds kinda like brothers and sisters but means brothers and animals....oh forget it).
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No frills. Just Carol, Samantha, and Charley talking and having a good time. The ol’ WYSIWYG podcast. We talk about Sam’s school and the fake attack on Syria and how they’re related. I think.
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The dirt on the Israel Baseball League is spread around. More fun with Ovadia Yosef. To Shmita or not to Shmita: That is the question? The Justice Minister in bed with the ultra-orthodox (this guy’s gotta go).
Carol has some Facebook fun.
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Congratulations to baseball’s TRUE World Champions, THE BET SHEMESH BLUE SOX!
Carol discovers a new Israeli vocabulary. While Charley makes olives.
Talk of the Armenian genocide. The ever-popular UN conference on racism. And the continuing negotiations with the Palestinians.
Take a look at The Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour’s preview of the DVD at CreateSpace
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We talk about that slanted organization, near and dear to our hearts. And we reveal the shocking results of the vote in the Likud. But even more shocking is the latest news about Suha Arafat! Also, or Education Minister decides that education is not all that important.
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Educated Talkbacks on Charley’s YNet News article. Charley knows famous people, but doesn’t know they’re famous. Hebron evacuation; Americans are joining the IDF, but Hamas has a navy! Olmert goes to Jericho to gamble?
And we’d all like to wish Charley & Carol a VERY HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!
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The Artful Dodger Show
We talk about the draft dodgers mentioned by our defense minister. Except we talk about ALL of them. We also talk about the Facebook faceoff. Carol addresses some feedback to the feedbacks. And the Black Eye Peas are coming to Jerusalem but we won’t be there!
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It’s the show you’ve been waiting for! All your questions answered. The why’s, what’s, wherefore’s, and who’s. The truth is finally told. The story set straight. The build-up is incredible!
Hope you like the show.
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Carol had a Deathride 2007! The inside scoop of the fall of Bet Shemesh. There’s fraud...well, more fraud...in the Rabbinate. We get Harry Potter on Shabbat and there are spies dressed as squirrels in Iran!
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Nothing better than a nice cold slap in the face, and other haredi insults. Tough to get married in this country. New Palestinian PM is a-okay.
And don’t forget to vote for us at Podcast Pickle.
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Our niece Jessica is leaving her real home (Israel) and returning to the States. We miss her already.
Oh...and we talk about more baseball, more Katsav, more haredim takeovers, more refugees, more politics, and more!
We have a new phone number!
206-309-0593
Please vote for us at Podcast Pickle. It’s a brand new...ummm...ballgame.
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PLAY BALL!
It was a fun and hot day at ol’ Kibbutz Gezer Field of Dreams. But we went to our first Israel professional baseball game and had fun. And now you hear all about it.
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We’re at the baseball game!! And I promise you’ll hear all about it tomorrow because we’ve got our iRiver with us.
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The Gay Pride Parade took place and only one bomber arrested. Gaza is still a mess. Choices are limited, and our Visa is screwed up. Welcome to our little world.
Final song is by OY VA VOY
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Three State Solution?
It’s been a very busy week. Peres is President. Barak is head of Labor. And the creation of Hamastan. All sorts of incredible things happening. The Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour winds down, but the big show is coming up.
The final song is from Eifo HaYeled.
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It’s a madhouse in the studio and it’s full. We have Jessica, Samantha, and Arielle! Oh yeah, and Carol and Charley. So we talk about Jessica’s trip here...Samantha’s trip there...and Arielle being awake at the same hour we do the show.
The Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour is back in Israel so please check out the website and schedule.
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The Jet-Lag Show
Charley is back from Canada and is very jet-lagged. The Toronto show was great and the Israel tour is about to begin. Labor had the first round and Peretz is out...but happy? The ultra-orthodox are back to being homophobic. Do they protest too much?
Final song is from Yehudim.
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Just kidding! But Jessica is in town, but not with us in the studio yet. Palestinians vs. Palestinians vs. Palestinians vs. Israel. Go figure. Charley is off to Canada...wish him luck. Idol is over. And read our blog at Israelisms...The Blog.
Final song is by Synergia!
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There are no drunk drivers in Israel. Just ask a cop! Sderot is under attack once again, and it’s politics as usual. And the war between Hamas and Fatah heats up...and so does the one between Charley and Carol.
Check out the new blog called Israelisms...The Blog We think you’ll like it.
And here’s a little "Separated At Birth" contribution:
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Go Go Blue Sox!!
We are HUGE Bet Shemesh Blue Sox fans! More Winograd ramblings. Who would you like to have coffee with? First round loss for Teapacks. And insane soccer fans prove how stupid they can be.
HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY, you American mothers.
Our final song is from Monica Sex.
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More kosher talk and some clarifications. Guydamak for Mayor? Winograd Weactions, you Cwazy Wabbit. Big demonstrations. Charley loses Tzipi. Carol doesn’t.
Final Song is from Hadag Nachash called Lazooze!
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Charley can’t hear. What?! More Bits ’N Peaces. College tuition strike. The Winnie Report is coming out. Tzipi Livni is a cool name. Israel baseball is coming, too. And responses to comments.
Final song is from Teapacks and will hopefully be the Israel contribution to Eurovision. PUSH THE BUTTON
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The former Chief Rabbi is a moron; Israel’s politicians are morons; British journalists are morons. Signing petitions. Holocaust Remembrance Day; Memorial Day; and Independence Day.
The final song is from Sheygets!
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So now we can park in Tel Aviv...big deal. Trip to Toronto; Carol’s Bits ’n Peaces, the Ultra-Religious in Zur Hadassa? HEAVEN FORBID! Movie reviews, and this!
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And a happy Good Friday and Easter to all. Home stretch of eating matzah and none too soon. Some more light discussions, but it wouldn’t be Israelisms without some arguing about the peace plan and lack thereof. And some more talk of Carol’s upcoming Bits ’n Peaces.
Great music from a new MySpace band called Shotey Hanevua with a song called "Yafeifia"
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Happy Passover, everyone! We do a little lighter show today and do some listener feedback. An American Idol update. A new radio station RAM FM and some rules. The Saudis, as always...along with the solution of all the Middle East Crises. You know...a lighter show.
The final song is from ZEVEL and it’s called "Beni Yeled Ra". They can be found on MySpace.
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Our Finance Minister is an embezzler. People we don’t know, but know. Twelve new judges, and only one that knows anything about law. A government in stand-by mode. And Carol still hasn’t written a peace plan.
Final song taken once again from MySpace! Her name is Ninet Tayeb and the song is called, Hee Yoda’at (She Knows)
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Too much weather; Leonardo causes a storm; More of the same from Hamas and Olmert; Lessons on politics and driving; and Tzipi could be our only hope.
The final song is from an Israeli band we found on MySpace called Beat69 and the song is called "Ogot Gvina" (Cheesecake).
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Letters from Lebanon. Drunk drivers in Israel. Hamas book burnings. More Israeli elections scenarios. And finally real tackle American football in Israel.
Final song from Machina!
And try this out!!
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Happy Purim!! We talk about Charley’s new girlfriend and role model, Esterina Tartman. Avigdor "Don’t Call Me Yvette" Lieberman and Yisrael Beiteinu’s problems. West Bank real estate. The Saudis are in it again. And Eurovision is just around the corner. Of course, Israel may not be allowed in it.
Check out our entry with Teapacks’ "Push The Button" played at the end of the podcast in its entirety.
AND VOTE!
Charley appeared on The Joey Reynolds Show from New York’s WOR radio. He’s doing shows from Jerusalem all week, and will have Charley and Carol on, also. Charley also did an interview with RAM FM radio, a new station broadcasting from Ramallah. They talk about the way the press views things differently. Also, American Touch Football in Israel championship. The International Book Fair in Jerusalem. The Summit where nothing was accomplished. And all sorts of other politics and fun stuff.
If you haven’t already, check out Israel 21C. A great site.
The final song is an oldie from Shlomo Artzi called C’mo Az.
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Rough weather in Jerusalem; Carol agrees and disagrees with Ray; more talk about the bridge in the Old City; and the real truth about UN Security Council Resolution #242...as Charley sees it.
Final song is from Sa’ar P’dida called "Eifo Aht Ha’Yom" (Where Are You Today?)
And don’t forget to visit The Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour website.
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This week we concentrate on Carol’s hostility. So we talk about non-controversial things like Arielle’s new hair style; riots on the Temple Mount; the Hamas - Fatah agreement; and other light subjects.
The final song is from Har-El Scott called "Mashehu Mimeni" (Something From Me)
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You can believe this one! We talk about the Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour, Ray Hanania, Aaron Freeman, Yisrael Campbell, Shachar Chason, Chaim Ramon, Moshe Katsav, Ehud Olmert, and all sorts of other comedians!
Charley Ray Aaron Yisrael
Chicago Tribune Article
The final song is an old one from Eyfo Hayeled.
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We give a nod to the Mercury Theater on this very special, and different, Israelisms Podcast.
Thanks to all of you that have supported us through 100 shows. We love you all.
AND VOTE!
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Australian summer? Winter? The Israeli-Palestinian Comedy Tour is coming up! Israel Chief of Staff Dan Halutz is history...and who’s next? Olmert? Peretz? In memoriam: Yuri Stern
Sign the petition at Habanim
And our final song is from Jocko Eisenberg called "Nerdam Al Hacholot"
AND VOTE!
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Official announcement of The Israeli - Palestinian Comedy Tour
Olmert on vacation...again. New Israel government without elections? Barak is barack? The fashionistas are on the attack! A new Super Anti-biotic! Charley’s call for a boycott of El Al!
And the final song is from HaYehudim
AND DON’T FORGET TO VOTE!
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In Memorium - Mayor of Jerusalem, Teddy Kollack
Special Segment: A visit with our family. Also, a few takes on Tzipi Livni, ultra-orthodox Fashion Police, and Charley’s 2007 Prediction: Start the election campaign.
Final song is by Beit Ha-Bubot!
AND VOTE!!!
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Or...as some people call it...Happy New Year!!
We talk about the weather, and what weather we had. We have relatives here but they don’t have luggage. Is Tzipi Livni a ray of hope? Or not? Carol and Charley argue to bring in the New Year.
And from all of us at Israelisms, we want to wish all of you a happy and healthy New Year!
The final song is from Ayfo Ha Yeled.
AND PLEASE DIGG US!!
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Charley and Carol agree! Olmert better do something. Charley is very ill and Carol doesn’t care. Cease fires that are never cease fires. Bibi has a blog. Stupid ministers in Israel’s government.
Make sure you go to YNetNews.com for all your Israel news.
Final song is by AYA KOREM and the name of the song is "Yonatan Shapira"
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HAPPY HANUKKAH (Hanuka; Chanukah; Holidays)
Our Special Hanukah Show. We talk about some fun, absurd, could only happen in Israel stuff. Like the Keystone Kops, who some people call the Israel Police. Airlines just aren’t kosher enough. Seats on the bus. Olmert bumbles again. Haniya can’t show me da money. Sam’s story from Chicago and Arielle’s officer test.
If you REALLY want to laugh, view Yisrael Campbell’s video clip from his one man show "It’s Not In Heaven"
And that cool song in the beginning was from DOC MO SHE
And the final song is a little contribution from BARE NAKED LADIES!
Almost forgot...okay so I did forget and my apologies....but don’t YOU forget to go to YNetNews.com for all your news from Israel!!
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A Report Even A Terrorist Could Love
The Baker-Hamilton Report comes out. Hamas and Syria love it! Should that tell us something?
Charley talks with Josh Reinstein of The Knesset Christian Allies Caucus and finds out what it takes to get people over to our side.
Find out the inexplicable lurid escapades of a prominent Knesset member Charley uncovers while at the Crowne Plaza Hotel coffee shop.
Well, maybe not.
And more talk of the doings and non-doings of our government.
Final song is from Ayfo HaYeled called Meshehu Shomaya Otee (Someone Hears Me).
And don’t forget to go to YNetNews.com for Israel news.
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Our weather guy Steven gives a great report; the rapist and the Keystone Kops; Ray Hanania of YNetNews.com is a South Sider; Olmert talks good; King Abdullah puts a limit on immigration; the kind-of-a cease fire; the well deserved general strike; and Sam gets a job. Oh yeah...and Charley has the best stand-up show of his career but we’ll never know for sure.
The final song is from Ivri Lider called Yoter Tov Klume (Better Than Nothing). A little comment on the Cease Fire?
Our thanks to YNetNews.com and be sure to go there for all your Israel news.
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Well...at least for a while. Off to the States. The Weather Bard stays with us, though. And we have a guest commentator, Yaakov Lappin of YnetNews.com
We talk about our Defense Minister; Charley has an idea for some political action at the United Nations; Thanksgiving Turkey; and Thanksgiving debacle; Haredi Fashion Convention and ladies....please walk on the other side of the street.
Everyone say good-bye to Samantha for a while. She’s off to the States.
Please check out YnetNews.com for your Israel news needs.
Our final song is by Caroline. A choice from Samantha. They’re a new Israeli group.
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Or maybe a little disagreement...about...stuff.
The Weather Bard bids adieu (sniff, sniff). Our thanks to Steven Cohen for a job incredibly done.
Comments on the comments, Israel’s Post Office and indiscriminate charging, Arielle update, Sam’s leaving on a jet plane.
Paula Abdul comes out of the closet.
Our thanks for the intro goes to The Ask Lyndon Podcast and Three Blind Mice
And we finish things off with YO - YA!
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The Gay Pride Parade turns into a Gay Pride Event. Violence works. Haredim rioting for no good reason. Israel government folds again. Olmert does nothing so he can keep his job. Lieberman in charge of dismantling settlements, and other absurd situations.
The final song is by Eric Berman.
Thanks to Craig Patchett for the intro and be sure to listen to What’s On! Podcast
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And we’re not talking about the weather. Although, we do talk about the weather. Israel weather, that is. Charley has a miserable time getting his car tested. The haredim (ultra-orthodox) are being ridiculous...again. The Israeli government is at a standstill, but Carol has a solution!
Check out a couple podcasts:
Southern Orange County Podcast
100 Word Stories Podcast
And our final song is by Beit Habubot
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And we’re back to arguing. It feels good. There’s a racist in the Knesset, but our elected officials don’t care. Olmert doesn’t care. Peretz doesn’t care. Assassin’s conjugal visit. Israel politics at its finest. Peres wants to be president, but you gotta promise. And Arielle survives a breakup.
Final song is an oldie by Kaveret.
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Home again! Good to be back. We talk about the trip back home to Israel. Getting back into the Israel political swing of things we talk about our disgraceful president (as opposed to the others some may have), possible political party mergers, gorgeous weather, and all kinds of stuff.
Still very jet-lagged.
Special thanks again to Richard Lewis for the intro.
And we had a great time with Matt and Amy (Redboy Podcast) and Lisa and Joe (Cheap Date) at Navy Pier in Chicago!
Final song is going out to our nephew Jake who requested Hadag Nachash.
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Our nephew Jake joins us! We talk about the lack of news from Israel, girlfriends, the Foley Scandal (because we heard it’s required by law to talk about it on all media now), snow in Chicago, and we’re wrapping things up here and GOIN’ HOME!
Thanks for hanging with us on our trip!
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Charley meets a star. This is uploaded once again from Starbucks. Hard to keep track of Israel from here, but the coffee is better.
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First of all, apologies for not getting this to you sooner. To say things have been crazy...well you can imagine. But this has remained a priority. We promise. We’ve been to California, and now we’re in Chicago. We still have time to talk about Israel and a weird experience for Charley on Yom Kippur. Controversy follows Israelisms. I swear we don’t ask for it!
We’re still going to try to shoot for a regular show on Friday. Excuse the production quality. It’s unedited, uncompressed, and uploaded at Starbucks because nobody in our family has wireless access! Could be worse. I mean look at it this way....we’re drinking Starbucks!!!
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Shana Tova everyone! From Carol and Charley, we want to wish each and every one a very happy, healthy year (5767). We loved sharing this past year with you and hope you’ll join us in the next.
We talk about the criminals known as Charley and Carol. The terrorists talking at the United Nations. The Pope’s troubles and the "disproportionate response". Arab MK’s cutting of their noses. And our trip to the United States!
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Charley goes to the dogs...or vice-versa. The idiots at Amnesty Intl. The Palestinian two-step. Politicians in Israel should come clean. No matter who they are. Getting ready for the trip.
Final song by Beit HaBubot.
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Okay, so that was the wrong thing to say, but...
We talk about ultra-orthodox weddings, Max Brenner Chocolate Bar, The Marker’s most influential, presidential’s troubles, Blair is coming and we want Gerry Adams to go home. A couple of trivia questions.
Final song is from our listener, Jake from Michigan! called, "I Need You"
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Commissions, inquiries, blame, responsibility, but is anyone doing anything? Hostage rally in Tel Aviv. Another trivia question. Israelisms Essentials
No choices in Israeli government. School begins...and all sorts of other stuff.
Check out BBQ Bob’s show...I promise I will.
And the Trypod Network welcomes The Radio Adventures of Dr. Floyd and Mostly News!
The final song is a favorite from Chemi Rodner.
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Samantha enters the fray. Amnesty Intl. is a joke. But Terj Larsen and Wikipedia are ridiculous as well. Whose head should roll and why? Carol has some nice stories. Is disengagement still relevant?
The final song is from Jeremy Kaplan. One of the prettiest songs ever, "Kfar Achshav". (Next to "Alison" by Elvis Costello, of course)
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Wrapped in a thinly disguised excuse, Wikipedia deletes Israelisms Podcast from its listings, to the dismay of the show’s listeners worldwide. One person’s anti-Israel agenda seems enough for the Wikipedia editors to take action.
Jerusalem, ISRAEL(PRWEB)August24,2006--Wikipedia has shown a surprising political anti-Israel opinion and booted Israelisms Podcast (http://www.israelisms.com) from its listings.
Even after overwhelming support for the retention of the most popular English language podcast broadcast from Israel, the editors today deleted the show from its offerings.
Some may have seen it as an advertisement; or Wikipedia shouldn’t be political; or it doesn’t belong in Wikipedia. But when the entry for "Daily Source Code", which is only an advertisement for DSC and Podshow remains untouched, it makes one wonder. When "Dawn and Drew" are there, it’s obvious Wikipedia doesn’t concern itself with "family-friendly" issues. When "Nobody Likes Onions" has, as part of their write-up "NLO is very politically incorrect", it’s evident the Israelisms situation has nothing to do with all politics. And when "Madge Weinstein" from "Yeast Radio" claims "she" is "also the former lover of Ethel Merman", it’s clear Wikipedia has no concern for taste.
So, what was it? It’s pretty clear that the only entry for a podcast dealing with everyday life and talking about politics from within Israel bothered some people with an anti-Israel agenda, and either Wikipedia folded...
or they agree with that agenda.
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The war is over? Depends on who you talk to. In Israel, there’s always something going on. France backs out (there’s a shocker). Dan Halutz gives stock tips. Another election around the corner? Arielle picks up katyushas, and Sam’s friends are back.
Don’t forget to make us a favorite at Podcast Pickle
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By the way....someone wants Israelisms taken out of Wikipedia. So PLEASE go to the Wikipedia Israelisms entry
and help Israelisms stay in there.
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Check out Israelisms in Wikipedia!
And Yahoo! Podcasts Staff Pick
Arielle needs a care package in the army so we send it to her. Our adventure in Betar Illit. Carol and Charley go at it. Israel government’s missteps, mistakes, and misguidance.
And a very special ending to the show.
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Depeche Mode is stupid, but Mel Gibson gets the nod. Check your driver’s license because Charley didn’t check his. Israelisms The Musical? Arielle’s Israel Army story. Carol does some blaming. Temporary neighbors across the street, and more!
Final song is an oldie, but a special request from Carol. "Lu Yehi" sung by Gashash Chiver and Naomi Shemer.
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Charley tells Israeli army stories from Arielle. Israel Little League in the European League Championship. Saeb Erekat...would you buy a car from this man? Oh yeah....and there’s still a war going on. We tell about Israel refugees and the way we handle that situation. Kofi Annan makes another bone-headed accusation.
Oh yeah.....and THANK YOU, FOX NEWS.
Important website to visit: Crisis In Israel
If you haven’t already, listen to our visit with Bill Grady on You Are The Guest.
Our final song is from Mollie Levi called "Bye Bye".
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The answer to the crisis and war in Israel is revealed. But why would you expect less?
Where are those missiles kept, anyway? The idiots at the United Nations deserve mentioning. Arielle comes home for the weekend. Responses to oh so many comments, and invitations for more.
Special thanks go to the maxi-talented Scott Fletcher for his contribution. If you need some Golden Vocals, visit Caraworks and listen to Podcheck Review
Important: Go to Israel At Heart and contribute your comments and time to the Take Three Minutes Swat Team
Correspondence from our listener Esther (who now has her own blog, up north:
Final music is by Machina!
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Really not too much to talk about today. Sorry. But I suppose we dug up a couple subjects. Just to keep things interesting, Samantha joins us in the studio. We talk about the World Cup and Anthony Parker leaving. Oh yeah, and I guess we might have mentioned the war that we’re in, also. The idiots at the United Nations and the equally mentally challenged folks in the European Union get some time. And we would be remiss if we didn’t at least throw a passing comment towards our favorite terrorists, Hizbullah and Hamas.
Repeat after me, class......"Disproportionate Response"
We received an email from our listener Esther, who lives up North near the Lebanese border. She agreed to let us share it with you, and we’d like to thank her for that. Here it is:
Here’s a great blog worth mentioning...it’s called The Captain’s Quarters
And we invite you to choose us as your favorite at Podcast Pickle
Oh...and leave a comment on the iTunes page for Israelisms. We’d appreciate it.
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We’re back in the studio and it’s just Carol and Charley. We had a couple birthday wishes for Arielle, and we’re rooting for Italy in the World Cup. The Palestinians continue to attack us...and so does the United Nations. Idiotic rabbis and politicians are gay bashing, but they don’t notice what’s happening in Sderot or Ashkelon. Oh well. Just another week in Israel.
Please nominate/vote for us at the PodCast Awards (button is over on the right hand column)....
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And don’t forget to join the Trypod Network Podguide (while you’re over in that right hand column)
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Sorry everyone.....that didn’t work out at all. I’m gonna have to do some more research on this thing and try it again.
Thanks to everyone who called in and gave it a shot. It was totally my fault (Charley).....well.....and stupid Skype.
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So....once you’ve downloaded (or already have) Skype 2.5, go to the Skypecast directory and look for Israelisms Podcast
We’ll be there on Sunday, June 25th, at 7 PM Israel time
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IDIOTS ABOUND
All in all...it’s just another podcast in the wall. Roger Waters comes to Israel. Arielle graduates. Carol’s list of idiots including a doozie by our beloved Shimon Peres. We’re in the Red Cross. The WZO convention ends and Reform and Conservative Judaism get a boost in Israel thanks to our goofy president. Pallywood antics and more.
We don’t need no education......
See you all Sunday?
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HERE IS THE ANNOUNCEMENT YOU’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:
WE’RE HAVING THE LIVE SKYPE SHOW
SUNDAY JUNE 25TH
7:00 PM ISRAEL TIME
12:00 PM EASTERN US TIME
9:00 AM PACIFIC US TIME
AND I THINK THAT’S AROUND 10:00 PM AUSTRALIAN TIME?
if you can’t make it.....leave us a voicemail and we’ll play it on the show.
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Arielle graduates!! No rabbis for president because the president we already have is an idiot. World Zionist Congress is here and so is ARZA. The rockets continue and Israel remains guilty even when proven innocent.
Thanks to Shelly from Shelly’s Podcast for the intro! And don’t forget to check out The Big Show this week.
A big welcome to ABSOLUTE SCIENCE from The Trypod Network!
Stay tuned for information on the Live Show on June 25th.
And check out this little video and pass it around. Viral marketing is where it’s at.
WALKIN’ TO TRYPOD NETWORK
The final song is from BET HABUBOT
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The World Cup Begins!
Thanks to Steve and Maureen from The Wicked Good Podcast for the intro! Or, should I say...Todah Rabah
We discuss the proper use of the letter "Q"and how it relates to terrorists. Electricity insanities. More talk of ticket prices. Apologies (with a qualification) to Canada. And all sorts of other stuff.
Congratulations to Jack from Kickass Podcast on the birth of their daughter!
And a special congratulations to our fellow Trypodders Chad and Amanda, otherwise known as Me & The Bean on the birth of Max! Lots of good stuff happening in the podcasting world. Mazal Tov to all, as we locals say.
And......welcome to Trypod Network, Shelly from Shelly’s Podcast. We’re very excited to have her on board....FINALLY
Tentative date: Live show.....June 25th.
The final song is called "Amen" from HAYEHUDIM.
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Have some cheese! Thanks to Steve and Dawn from For What It’s Worth podcast for the intro, and welcome to the Trypod Network!
Denny Crane comes to Israel, and Fred Flintstone is discovered in Israel. Nobody is buying the World Cup overpriced TV package, and concert tickets are overpriced. Oh yeah....and it’s time to attack Canada.
Special guests in the studio.
Closing song is the theme song to Carol and Samantha and Arielle’s favorite tele-novella on Israeli TV...."Ha’Alufa"
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Howard and Joanie and Clive and Judy and Samantha and Arielle and Carol and Charley. Talk about wacky! The family in a hotel room in Jerusalem just talking. And talking about important things, too. Like...Moses jumping out at you.
What a great time this was.
An Israelisms Collector’s Item.
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The Family Is Here! The Family Is Here!
Watch for a special episode this week. Our family from Chicago is here in Jerusalem and we’ll be doing a podcast with them ON LOCATION at their hotel!
It’s a shame we can’t do a vidcast because I’m sure everyone will all be talking at once and it’s going to be impossible to tell the players without a scorecard. But that’s our family for you.
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It’s the Israelisms you’ve been waiting for! Charley is joined by Nora from JAWBONE RADIO. This is a great one that shouldn’t be missed.
The final song is from SUBLIMINAL.
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The Family Is Coming!
The family is coming to visit this week! The World Cup is expensive. Tel Aviv doesn’t know how to handle a little fireworks. Palestinian money and a Wookie has an answer.
Choose us as one of your favorites at Podcast Pickle so Carol doesn’t get upset.
The ending song is "Torro" by SUBLIMINAL
And don’t forget to join our Google List over on the right-hand side!
And thanks to Redboy and Absolute Amy for the intro. We love you guys!
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HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!
Thanks to Len and Nora at Jawbone Radio for the intro!
Weird, soccer related weather report today (how many times have you seen THAT statement?).
Jed Clampett goes to Herzliya Pituach; Jacob’s Ladder Festival we will once again not be attending; the price of bread; aquafied buffalo is kosher; and A.B. Yehoshua has an effect on Carol.
Congrats to Kristen from Manic Mommies who did a GREAT job as the "traded co-host" on ExtraLife this week. To find out more about May’s activities for all the shows on Trypod Network...GO TO THE SITE!
The final song is in memory of a legendary Israeli entertainer, Yossi Banai, who passed away this week. The whole country mourns the loss.
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Special Cinco de Mayo Show!
Okay, not really. But we still do the weather and talk about the special days that just happened. Memorial Day and Independence Day. Also, government sanctioned poverty and those crazy racists.
Trypod Network news!
Thanks to Me And The Bean for the intro!
Final song from Teapaks called Perech Hashchunot.
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Yes, I was crushed. My beloved Kellie is gone. Thanks for the sympathy, though. It always helps in times of crisis. And we can thank Absolute Amy and Redboy for ruining the surprise. I’m hoping I’ll find out what book they’re reading so I can tell them the ending.
Oh yeah. And there were things happening in Israel, too. Coalition wrangling, and a bombing in Egypt. Holocaust Remembrance Day; Soldiers’ Memorial Day; and Independence Day.
Thanks so much for the contributions to the new iPod. We’re halfway there! If you’d like to donate, there’s a button over on the right side if you scroll down a little.
And The Trypod Network welcomes two great new podcasts! Comedy4Cast and Mostly Trivial The network just keeps getting better and better.
We want to thank Aaron from The Big Show for the intro! That was really nice. By the way, The Big Show is also part of The Trypod Network.
The final song is from the group Kele 6 (Prison 6) and the name of the song is "Lo Yahol" (Can’t).
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Coalition angling, and traffic problems. Not much talk about Evil, but some bad people still around. Talk about the weather, but still not doing anything about it. And I love you, Alice B. Toklas!
If you care to donate to the iPod fund, there’s a button over to the right (thanks for all the donations so far, by the way).
The Trypod Network welcomes The Redboy Podcast
and Me And The Bean
And if love vintage animation, you’ll love Refredirator
Thanks to Jake for the intro, and the closing song is for him. It’s from Hadag Nachash
and the name of the song is "Gabi V’Debbie"
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A little stand-up to start things off. Then we move to another great and successful Passover seder. Yes, the gefilte fish was great. We even talk about Cadbury Easter Eggs, the weather, the best and most generous listeners in the world, politics out of context, American Idol (of course), and some voice mails. Happy Birthday, Hannah Bananah.
Vote for Podcast Pickle for the Webby Award!
And as requested, I put a link for a new iPod donations link on the right side of this page. You’re the best.
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We talk about gefilte fish and the convergence plan. Now where else can you get both those in one show? The coalition, the weather, and my poor ruined iPod.
Oh...and if you didn’t believe me about the skydiving.....
Final music by Kaveret
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Samantha and Arielle join us to discuss everything. We talk about the elections; Arielle’s trip to Poland; Sam’s trip to Egypt; some voice mails; and stand-up comedy coercion.
If you want to drop David Kilimnik a note about his attitude towards stand-up comedy....feel free to write to him at offthewallcomedy@yahoo.com
Today’s final music is by The Yehudim
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A very special Israelisms Podcast. We all know how obsessed Carol is with American Idol....well she gets together with another fanatic, Absolute Amy from the World Famous, Redboy Podcast and they talk about the show up to this point. This is a fun one even if you don’t watch Idol.
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Elections are Tuesday and if you’re an Israeli you’d better vote! Charley has a Moron of the Week; Arielle is in Poland; Kelly Clarkson isn’t gonna be here
Things mentioned:
Donate in the name of Scott Solow Israel Ride
Gevaldikguy Show
AND MAKE SURE YOU LISTEN TO MANIC MOMMIES...I promise you’ll love it!]]>
Well, we do talk about St. Patrick’s Day in Israel...and Purim...and getting drunk and behaving badly. Of course there’s elections, American Idol, the weather, Arielle’s trip, and other stuff.
Music by Ivri Lider singing V’ulai (And Maybe)
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Not too much serious stuff this week. Sure, there’s politics, but there’s also sports; and of course, Madonna; Arielle’s trip to Eilat and Sam’s trip to Egypt...and it’s cold outside.
Listen to Charley being interviewed on Today In Podcasting
Podcasts mentioned:
Jawbone Radio
Zee And Zed
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Special One Year Anniversary collector’s edition of Israelisms! Montage; favorite moments; rants; American Idol; and a very, very special announcement
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Intro by SEEK IRONY
My finger; Olmert and Bibi boxing; Voting; Olympics; and naturally.....American Idol
Podcasts mentioned:
Crackerbox Podcast
Basic Israeli
Music by: SEEK IRONY]]>
Even if you’re not a fan of hard rock, you’re going to love this podcast. We had the pleasure to spend some time with the Israeli rock band SEEK IRONY and here it is for you along with a few of their songs.
On a personal note, and I hope this doesn’t ruin their hard rock image, but you won’t meet a nicer group of guys. We had such a good time. They have a great sense of humor, they love what they’re doing, and they love being from Israel. Their music is in English, but they are definitely Israeli. And that’s a compliment.
(from l to r: Rom - drums; Kfir - singer; Jove - keyboards/electronics)
Be sure to check out their website:
SeekIrony.com
And their myspace page at:
http://www.myspace.com/seekirony
Songs played:
Poli; Bleeding Back2Life; Tech’N’Roll]]>
Dog bites man...well...Charley; Samantha joins us!; Carol’s Palestinian movie review; Olympics; and your American Idol update!
Listen to the podcast, Dismay
Musical tribute in memory of an Israeli legendary singer, Shoshana Demari]]>
Morons of the Week; Ridiculous investigation...or not; Hey! Look over there!; Facts and Fiction
Podcasts Mentioned: Destructomundo
Rambling Retard Rampage
Music by Shema Lama Ding Dong]]>
Arielle’s prison experience; Amona hooligans; Olmert all the way; We lose the contest; and the Super Bowl is here!
Podcasts mentioned:
Comedy4Cast
King Bonk
Music is by Jeremy Kaplan]]>
Start using "groovy" because that’s what I’m talkin’ about; Hamas Wins! Palestinians Lose!; Platforms or not
IT’S VOTING TIME...PLEASE TAKE A SECOND AND VOTE FOR US...IT’S IMPORTANT!!!!
Ending song by Maya Bouskilla "Itcha" (With You)
Check out:
Josh In Japan
The Poddog Show]]>
And the weather poem; Olmert; wacky settlers; losing Labor; and the end of El Al’s monopoly
Music by Noa Farren Al T’Sachek Eetee (Don’t Play With Me)
And listen for us on The Big Show!
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Okay...not really. But we do talk about the weather (I love those poems); aggravating things at the supermarket; the fall of Shinui; could Charley be leaning towards Kadima?; New Years party; and NO voice mails.
Check out Zoe’s stuff at her website
Music is from Chaverim Shel Natasha (Friends of Natasha)]]> 
We discuss the sad situation we’re in concerning Prime Minister Ariel Sharon, and what the immediate future may hold.
Podcasts mentioned:
Reaching For Lucidity
The G’s Podcast
And please rate Israelisms on YAHOO PODCASTS by CLICKING HERE
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We talk about the poetic weather; our New Year’s Eve plans; seeing some old friends; life without the Internet; and of course....politics.
From Israelisms Podcast, we want to wish all of you, our listeners, a very happy, healthy, and safe New Year. We hope 2006 is even better, and that you not only stay with us at Israelisms, but let everyone know about us as well. We really do love you all...but you know that.
Important reminder: Starting January 1, Podcast Pickle is starting their voting/favorites over again, and wiping the slate clean. So, please go back and choose us as one of your favorites by CLICKING HERE
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And we talk about the little stroke that shook the country. And the Likud goes to Bibi again. And we argue for a change. And Sam’s haircut.
Yes...I barbecued in the pouring rain
And thanks to Laurence from Is Full Of Crap for a look at a beautiful buffalo roast
And give a listen to our new friends from our old neighborhood at 4th Time Around]]>
In search of the best hummus ever. With our guides Eyal, Michal, and guest Simon from England.]]>
Okay, now that I said that, here’s what we have this week. Sharon gets his first criminal. Terror attack. Shelley Something-Or-Other. And other assorted mayhem.
Be sure to check out our listener, Guy’s book
Bangkok Inside Out
And don’t forget Shelly from
Shelly’s Podcast
Or Extra Points for all our Fantasy Football stuff
And a thanks goes out to Steve from The SG Show for a very funny email.
But most of all, don’t forget to go to Podcast Pickle and make us one of your favorites! I mean it!
JUST CLICK HERE
And our closing song is one of my all time favorites. It’s an oldie but a goodie. It’s
Kaveret with the song "Yo-Ya".]]>
The link Carol talks about is http://www.seconddraft.org/streaming/pallywood.wmv.
Sorry...couldn’t find a link to the artist for the final song, but she is Noa Farren and the song is "Al Tisachek Iti" (Don’t Play With Me).]]>
Trying to breathe again after being stuffed. Fun in politics. Morons of the Week. Carol and Sam’s Movie Review Voice mails and so much more.....
Closing song is SHIRI MAIMON and her song "Kama Pa’Amim" (Sometimes)]]>
Carol and I do a special Thanksgiving Podcast. Don’t worry, we’re still doing the regular one on Friday.
Not willing to give up on this American tradition, we go shopping for Thanksgiving. And we drive over an hour to do it!
We heard about a store in the town of Ranaana that caters to American style brands and types of food, being that Ranaana has a large population of Anglos living there.
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Arielle’s choice of ending song is "Sigapo" by the group Beit Habubot...sorry couldn’t find an online link to their music.
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Intro courtesy of one of our favorites, The Redboy Podcast
Voicemails, Phil Collins, and David Frost. Weddings. And what a great country.
Closing song is "Ba’a Aleichem" (Coming To You) by MIRI MESSIKA]]>
Don’t forget to make us a favorite at Podcast Pickle, and put yourself on our map over to the right side.
Today’s end song is from last year’s Israel’s version of Idol, Harel Moyal, with the song, "Emtza HaLilah B’kfar" (Middle of the Night in the Town).]]>
Enter our contest for an Israelisms Podcast Theme Song First prize is an Israelisms tee-shirt and coffee mug!!]]>
Oh...and molotov cocktails and rock throwing; arguing over solutions; comedy show; Evangelicals; and more....
Our last song today is from Chaverim Shel Natasha (Natasha’s Friends) and is called "Coke B’Tzohorayim" (Coke in the afternoon)
And come take a look at our Pickle Page. Register and choose us as one of your Favorites....please.]]>
We go to the Jerusalem Mall in Malcha (Kanyon Malcha)to surprise Samantha at work. She surprises us...she’s on break. But when she comes back we talk with her about her job, the mall, stores, and a typical day in an Israeli mall.]]>
Don’t forget to listen to our interview on You Are The Guest
The closing song is called "Chalom Kachol"(Blue Dream) sung by Rami Fortis
Register and Vote...just ONCE!
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Birthday greetings from some friends; Rosh Hashana Recap; Yom Kippur to come; Move over to Podcast Pickle; A little bit of politics; and an upcoming interview on YOU ARE THE GUEST Podcast with host, Bill Grady.
Links and thanks to:
Sam from The SG Show
Jeff from This and That w/Jeff and Pat
Eric from There Are Jews In Alabama
Bazooka Joe from Small World Podcast
Our closing song is called "LaZooze" (To Move), performed by supergroup, HaDag Nachash
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How we’re spending the holiday; Likud elections; big police investigation of a major crime; charging for security; Carol’s one minute explanation; shout outs, and voice mails; and our closing song is an oldie but a goodie from 1973...
Kaveret from the album Siporay Poogy (Poogy Tales)....HaMakolet The Grocery Store.
It’s a new month, so....
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The song last week can be obtained at http://www.tact-records.com/en/. Thanks to Shai 360 for that information.
And our song this week, as Carol mentioned, is by an Israeli group that has recorded in English. Their name is ROCKFOUR and the English album is called Supermarket. The song we close with is from that album, called Wild Animals
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Trisonics Mystery Lady
Adrina Thorpe Fly, Fly, Fly
Michael Burgess Apple Seeds
Abbott & Costello Who’s on First
Telos Open Up Your Eyes
Henta Ellis In Your Eyes
Blunation Skys Pearls
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By popular demand, we give you a special aliyah (immigration to Israel)edition of Israelisms Podcast. This is part one of at least a couple podcasts we’ll be doing on this topic.
Today we visited Nefesh B’Nefesh and spoke with Dudy Starck about their unbelievable program of making the whole experience of moving here from North America not only feasible, but also relatively hassle-free.
Also includes the Top Ten List of How To Tell Your Family You’re Moving To Israel. A must for anyone planning on the move.
Other related aliyah links:
Nefesh B’Nefesh http://www.nbn.org.il
Jewish Agency Immigration & Absorption Dept. http://www.aliyah.org/
Step By Step Making Aliyah http://www.olehgirl.blogspot.com/]]>
Jeremy Kaplan "Kfar Achshav"]]>
Charley & Carol
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We do this one from the Haas Promenade (The Tayellet)overlooking the Old City of Jerusalem. The most spectacular view of the Old City. Carol talks history, and Charley talks politics...so what else is new.
Back to school and movin’ out.
Closing song is done by a listener! He’s Tom Shad, a professional musician and very talented. Visit his website at http://www.myspace.com/tomshad1. Maybe he’ll do a theme song for us.
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View from the Promenade.]]>
M. Ward So Much Water
Hayley Oakes Trio Nighter
Elisabeth LohningerPour-quois, Pour-quois pas
Griddle Fairest of the Mall
Circe Link Bluebird Tattoo
Butterfly Catchers Wake Up
Hungry Lucy Her Song
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J.P. Pasquier Characas
Alexandra Jane Band The Damage
L’Etranger Under God
Saving Dawn Feel It
Shiota Guitar Duo Three Serenade Opus 96 Finale
Lori McKenna Never Die Young
Betablokka Scared (the difference between)
Mood Indigo Step Up Seymour
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Plus, Steven being funny...no...make that hilarious.
Plus, us answering some comments and questions and don’t forget to vote for our favorite author Christopher Moore, so he can win the much deserved Quills Award for his brilliant book "The Stupidest Angel".]]>
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New show to check out: Jews In Alabama
Reminder: Send us some questions for Samantha and Arielle for our upcoming interview.
Song at the end of the show is: "N’hayderet"(She’s Great) by Y’tziot Cherom (Emergency Exit)]]>
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Music this week is by Shema Lama Ding Dong. I love them!]]>
Adrina Thorpe Fly, Fly, Fly
Jaime Stellini Safe Trip
Spero Innocence
Ivan Rosenberg Dead Horse Blues
The Evernauts
Carousel
Switchyard
Salt Of The Sea
Joe Turley
Like-I-Doo
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Quote of the day: "Jews Don’t Expel Jews....they just move ’em a little bit"
Our daughter, Samantha]]>
And we got interviewed by Bazooka Joe from Small World Podcast...a great podcast, by the way.]]>
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Rob Walch of Podcast411 interviewed Charley about Israelisms Podcast and podcasting in general...oh yeah...and the gorgeous women in Israel... Listen to the interview here or go to Podcast411 for this and other interviews. Good job, and thanks Rob. It was a lot of fun!!]]>
Saturday night, March 19th, he’ll be appearing at The Little Cafe In Baka in Jerusalem. This is a special show for participants of Nefesh B’Nefesh. But come anyway.
Then on Sunday night, March 20th, a regular show at The Little Cafe In Baka
All shows are in English, by the way.]]>
Birthday greetings from some friends; Rosh Hashana Recap; Yom Kippur to come; Move over to Podcast Pickle; A little bit of politics; and an upcoming interview on YOU ARE THE GUEST Podcast with host, Bill Grady.
Links and thanks to:
Sam from The SG Show
Jeff from This and That w/Jeff and Pat
Eric from There Are Jews In Alabama
Bazooka Joe from Small World Podcast
Our closing song is called "LaZooze" (To Move), performed by supergroup, HaDag Nachash]]>