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    <title>Lady Raptastic Podcast: Crazy Insane Comedy</title>
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    <description>I am a woman who, through no fault of her own, gets into trouble daily. Fights, thievery and drama follow me like a lost puppy behind a homeless man holding a chicken bone. My cohost and I cover a variety of funny segments. I get myself into trouble and spit the stories at you like a rhino shootin water out his nose. I&#8217;ve thrown bikes under moving vehicles, beat a nurse, been turned into a fish, went on the run with a ho after we left jail, got kicked out of a church xmas party and burned my neighor&#8217;s yard while trying to save their dog. And it keeps getting better, ho.</description>
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    <itunes:summary>Thick-boned woman of color trippin flippin and double-dippin up into yo life like a bottle of catsup squrtin all in yo face. I am crazy, lazy but never hazy: I tell it like it is because the only thang I know how to be is real.</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[<b>1-5-10 | </b>Song, fight, the end.<br><br>

<b>Find me on:</b><br>
<a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=552305022#/profile.php?id=1086845565&ref=profile">Facebook</a> or <a href="http://www.twitter.com/helloplease">Twitter</a> or <a href=mailto:ladyraptastic@gmail.com>Email</a> or <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=160164780">iTunes</a> or <a href="http://ladyraptasticshow.blogspot.com/">my blog</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 03:40:54 GMT</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[<b>11-29-09 | </b>Shopping at JC Penney, Vodka, Facebook, sober Whitney is not fun, Mariah, bubble bath story<br><br>

<b>Find me on:</b><br>
<a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=552305022#/profile.php?id=1086845565&ref=profile">Facebook</a> or <a href="http://www.twitter.com/helloplease">Twitter</a> or <a href=mailto:ladyraptastic@gmail.com>Email</a> or <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=160164780">iTunes</a> or <a href="http://ladyraptasticshow.blogspot.com/">my blog</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 00:38:25 GMT</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[<b>(11-19-09)</b> Opening song called P***y Boys, fire ants, Dreamgirls at Apollo, Drunk Lady Raptastic and white friend sing "Silver Bells" in subway station, freestyle rap, Ray Ray and the Jew Woman]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:41:29 GMT</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[I recorded myselves doing an artistic interpretation of the tweet that Frances Bean Cobain <a href="https://twerbose.com/t15988">sent to</a> Ali Lohan about fame after reading about it on <a href=&#8217;http://perezhilton.com/2009-10-07-frances-bean-cant-stand-ali-lohan&#8217;> Perez Hilton</a>. 

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"This is my open letter to Ali Lohan.

Your not entitled to anything simply because your sister has a recognizable name. Your idea of fame isn&#8217;t fame. It&#8217;s infamy. You want to be famous? Work your ass off and make decisions that could potentially catapult your career into a lasting one. Notariety for who you are and notaritey for the work you produce are two completely differnt things. I understand that you have been brought up in an envirtoment where the idea of fame is easily achievable but, that&#8217;s not an excuse. You lack the talent, social understanding and credibility to be anything other then infamous. Your careere choices, thus far, will transcend a future career as someone who attempted to be famous, but never quite achieved it. And if you do, it will be the formality of fame that puts you on the covers of tabloids, while the public idly watches you plumit into the murky abyss shared with the likes of Spencer Pratt &amp; Jon Gosslin who, i&#8217;m sure, will steal your money whilst there. Fortunately for the world, there are people who have and don&#8217;t have recognizable names, who have obtained artistic integrity and will one day, hopefully, bring that tangible artisticness into light again. Though, its hard to think thats achievable when people like You ali lohan are rendering the world of true talent by attempting to make your entitled ass noticed. How is this fair to the people who HAVE artistic integrity, or a mind? How is it fair to those who truly have something to offer the human race other then a dwindling last name and a few shitty films, both of which, solidified the idea that your just a celebrities sibling. I recognize that i might come across as harsh and no, i don&#8217;t personally know you, but its the actions that you take, that speak for you. You blatently don&#8217;t care how your recognized, its the objective to get famous and that is what makes you replaceable and a recycled idea .Well, im ashamed to have to be grouped into the same category of person as you. I would rather die a most painful death the be assoicated with the kind of careere your trying to make for your self. I hope i&#8217;m wrong because generally i&#8217;m not a very judgmental person, but in the case of you, that is MY entitlement."
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      <description><![CDATA[Me and Chris is made this little "demo" for the SBK Live radio show on 104.1. I hope they like it. Send in your funny audio to ladyraptastic@gmail.com.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 00:55:48 GMT</pubDate>
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what not to ladyraptastic at gmail dot com, folllow me on twitter at 
twitter.com slash hello please, and on facebook. at facebook dot come 
slash layraptastic. The song "D String Lullaby" was written and performed by two white listeners named Chris Freeman and Chris Willis.
You can find more music from them at youtube.com/user/CFreemanActor.]]></description>
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Contact: Linda Cocksmouth, LadyRaptastic@gmail.com

"Tears for Michael- Am Orlando Tribute to the King"
Blacks-only Lake Eola Michael Jackson tribute

B.L.A.A.D.D.E. civic group (Black Ladies of African American Descent Dying Excessively) is inviting all people of color (black only please) to pay tribute to Michael Jackson at Lake Eola Park. Citizens are invited to gather around the perimeter of Lake Eola starting at 7pm on July 14, 2009. They will paint their faces white in tribute to Michael Jackson Makeup and applicators not provided. Then they will hold hands with each other, making a link of people around the entire lake, listen to "Heal the World" play from seven speakers in seven of the swan boats in the lake, and then at the end of song, at the same time, they will all break their noses. For Michael. White people not allowed to participate, no offense. They can watch from their cars.

Produced By: B.L.A.A.D.D.E. (Black Ladies of African American Descent Dying Excessively)
Date: Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Time: 7:00pm - 8:00pm
Facebook Event Page: http://digg.com/u17Hes

Lady Raptastic:
-Podcast http://bit.ly/4TfCw
-Facebook profile http://bit.ly/6gw6P
-Twitter  http://bit.ly/vBshm
-Email ladyraptastic@gmail.com]]></description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 21:02:21 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Michael Jackson- dead or AIDS?</title>
      <description><![CDATA[Did he die? Did he commit suicide? Did he gets AIDS from having sex with them babies? You decide.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 03:34:47 GMT</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 18:05:27 GMT</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 18:09:58 GMT</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 03 Jan 2009 18:20:57 GMT</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[<span style="font-weight:bold;">Show notes please:</span> <span style="font-style:italic;">(11:09)</span> I have to go where the white people are since they are my audience, so I now have <a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=552305022#/profile.php?id=1086845565&ref=profile">a Facebook page</a>. Shave the dead skin off your feet. The new year is a new shoe and you have to put it on your foot. Have some HIV-poitive thought: (a) I can be a new person, (b) I can lose weight or (c) I will not get so drunk that I have multiple rape charges against myself brought upon me by the many men up in my neighborhood, please. Merry Christmas everybody. I am not a prophet. My tongue gets exercise. 

My resolutions for the new year: I am going on a new exercise regime: cardio-arithmatic and heart palpatating muscle relaxing. I will feed myself nutritionally: I will save up and go to the white people grocery store. 3. Hula hoop to strengthen my gut. 4. I will spend more time with my friends, but not my family. (I will join the African American Ladies Knitting League.) 5. I will plant a tree a day.  (<a href=&#8217;http://www.hipcast.com/export/P9c7cb3234d53309d967b33b51acc4e8fZ1t8Q1RHY2pw.mp3&#8217; rel=&#8217;enclosure&#8217;>Download the mp3</a>) 

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<b>Lady Raptastic:</b><br>
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      <description><![CDATA[<b>10-6-08:</b> I woke up early after vomiting into the garbage can because I went out last night to celebrate my friend Grizelda&#8217;s birthday. If you a 40 year old woman, you are dead. I don&#8217;t know how I will kill myself when I am 40. I probably won&#8217;t have love in my life by then. I will die alone: a lonely black woman. It&#8217;s like a cherry-housed maggot shitting all over your sundae, melting it. <br><br>

A lot of people losing money, dogs, their minds. I wil survive... until I am 40. <br><br>

My spaghetti story which took place at McDonalds in which I, surprise, get into a fight. <br><br>


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      <pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 12:13:18 GMT</pubDate>
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Is Lady Raptastic no longer funny/relevant? Have you moved on? You watching Hulu? Instead of killing myself, I opened this bakery. <br><br>

White family come in and take me to Curves. Tiki get jealous. <br><br>

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      <title>Lady Raptastic Shitcast: Burn Pride</title>
      <description><![CDATA[I got nose AIDS. Tissues is not recyclable: it takes 80 years to turn into plastic. I am going to kill myself. I am just kidding. I am going to find the exact amount to drink to the point of almost dying. <br><br>

Many people come to me with questions about the economy, and I have some words of wisdom. It&#8217;s a sad day in America. The rich white man has raped America. We are now going to bear the rich white man&#8217;s retarded baby: the bad economy. You gotta lay down and <b>take it</b> much like rape. <br><br>

You have no control over yo body, so smile through it all and be glad that you not dead. I called my Grandmother on my father&#8217;s side. I can read yo mind: this podcast suck. I wear my purse like a hat. I am the black Oprah. I am not high. <br><br>

I lose my memory when I am high. I pull my gun from my lower undergarments and it&#8217;s covered with blood at the grocery store. <br><br>

As you get older yo skin get blacker. Reggie Jackson. Obama Bin Ladin. You ever seen a person who been burned in a fire? I wish people who burn they face or neck wear a mask and turtle neck. I hate when people have pride when they ugly. There is nothing to be proud about being gay. Jesus or AIDS will kill you.<br><br>


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      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 02:25:08 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Lady Raptastic Shitcast: Hit a Child with a Child</title>
      <description><![CDATA[I see all these happy people with shoes and hair, laughing and smiling. You need to take control of yo life, but every time I try, I end up at the liquor store. I set goals for myself. By the time I turn 45 I want to have four children and be able to wear shorts without people laughing. <br><br>

It&#8217;s so loud. Like my life. <i>(crying ensues please. I am sorry.)</i> Everybody got troubles. My problems is no bigger than yours, though my breasts probably are. I get hit every day by a (a) bus, (b) moped or (c) combination of the two. It&#8217;s noisy again. Like my life. <i>(Crying ensues again. I am sorry</i><br><br>

I pee myself. It&#8217;s a hard knocks life. You gotta stand tall. Times is hard, life is fast, I am black. There&#8217;s always a tomorrow until you die. <br><br>

I don&#8217;t know what I am saying. I wanna hit people. I hit children with my hand, with shoes and with other children. The force of a child moving in the direction of another child is equidistant to the force of that child. I can&#8217;t work at daycare centers no more. <br><br>

I can&#8217;t work at Dunkin Doughnuts either. I told someone to go to hell. They call the manager. <br><br>

I can&#8217;t work at the McDonalds. I poured coffee into my hands and tried to drink it because they was out of cups, and they sued me for it. I&#8217;m $20,000 in debt to McDonalds. I&#8217;m lovin&#8217; it. <br><br>

I&#8217;m about to have a breached birth. White people wearing black glasses got headphones on black-hating white people. <br><br>

If there was more love in the world, there&#8217;d be more AIDS. If there was more hate, it would decrease AIDS. <br><br>

For more information, look inside my butthole. 


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      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 02:24:59 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Lady Raptastic Shitcast: Keep You on Yo Toenails</title>
      <description><![CDATA[Do not ask me to join Facebook. I am busy because of a disability in my leg. Party table in Marie&#8217;s apartment. Stealing stolen mechandise negates the first stealing. You can do a lot of damage with a baseball bat. Security camera pictures aren&#8217;t clear. I look like a big black blotch. And then I steal<br><br>

I stole 15 stuffed giraffes in 15 paper bags and put them in one big bag and look like Santa Raptastic. <br><br>

You never know what to expect with Lady Raptastic. I missed my bus. I keep you on yo toenails. So much of peoples&#8217; life is predictable: I switch it up with unexpectedness. I walk around blind get hit by a car, step on a car, just to give myself a little variety.<br><br>

I drank too much milk last night. Shut up and listen I gotta go. Maybe I&#8217;m pregnant. I threw up in the sink. All black people is lactose intolerant. <br><br>


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      <pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 22:21:44 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Lady Raptastic Shitcast: View Distorted Purge Daily</title>
      <description><![CDATA[The recording stopped recording. I openly solicit for sex. I would have sex with a gay man. <br><br>

Hello truck! Do you want to run over me? When I play a game in my life, people always pull me back. It&#8217;s rude. <br><br>

Distorted View podcast is good please. The Daily Purge podcast is good please. <br><br>


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      <pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 21:48:13 GMT</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 21:41:20 GMT</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 17:17:26 GMT</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 17:08:28 GMT</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 23:20:01 GMT</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 18:30:24 GMT</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[<b>Episode 93 Show Notes (30:51)</b> 
Cletus doesn&#8217; know wheher to say "black" or "African American." Lady fell downstairs while delivering Meals on Wheels, Word of the Day: Powdered Doughnut, Far Side Segment: two tacos, News with Lady and <a href=&#8217;http://www.whorehole.org&#8217;>Cheryl Merkowski</a>: the news story is "Can Black Women Succeed on Wall Street" by Zayda Rivera, the color is green, Magic Johnson is a tall black man with AIDS, Cheryl didn&#8217;t like her $15 movie so she threw her sanitary pad and underwear at the screen and ran to the other side, Cheryl uses bleach on children&#8217;s starfish, Lady&#8217;s life is very hard so she has guns at either end of the bed, two-for-one drinks five blocks from her house, Howard is the black Harvard, God chooses leaders by making them like green, Motherhood affects leadership so don&#8217;t be a mother, Ms Right is a lesbian mother who&#8217;s own mother died of cancer because Ms Right is a lesbian. Download the show: <a href=&#8217;http://www.hipcast.com/export/Pfa284981421c32ce9d2c1622efa5f788Z1t8Q1RHY2Jy.mp3&#8217;rel=&#8217;enclosure&#8217;>LR93.mp3</a><br><br>

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      <pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 00:57:10 GMT</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[<b> Episode 92 Show Notes:</b> Word of the day: Anglo-Sexy, Far Side Segment: sheep, sickle cell anemia, if a man wears a condom he is either gay or he thinks his girl is a slut, do you want white people living at yo house?<br><br>

Interview with < a href="http://www.whorehole.org">Cheryl Merkowski</a>: she doesn&#8217;t want to become Lady Raptastic, black people want to be white, she can&#8217;t hear Lady&#8217;s on-the-road segments which go into the trash hole anyways, <a href="http://www.lavendermagazine.com/wandawisdom/">Wanda Wisdom</a> says black people get more AIDS than white people because they have "slut-butt"... and she dated a Japanese man (who always have inappropriate pubic hair), sex is not fun without pain for the Lady, do you like your red meat sucked?<br><br>

News Discussion with Lady and < a href="http://www.whorehole.org">Cheryl</a>: <a href="http://www.usnews.com/blogs/on-women/2008/07/31/hiv-testing-for-all-women.html">HIV Testing for All Women</a>, MC Echer does not have a podcast but did do Cheryl&#8217;s day care center mural, most black women get AIDS from having heterosexual sex with gay men, Cheryl used to have a job making soap from skin tags, black women get AIDS because they cannot say no to a man who asks them to have sex without a condom, "Take a Black Person to Fish Day" in which black people who fish take black people to go fishing<br><br>

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      <pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 02:06:32 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>00:31:41</itunes:duration>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 15:53:48 GMT</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 16:02:36 GMT</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 03:11:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Lady Raptastic 91: Wishes, VM: 912-CAT-LYKA</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<b>Episode 91 Show Notes:</b> how to drink at Disney World, Wishes fireworks, I threaten suicide, Kai Eats asks a brilliant question, white girls should not wear eyeliner, pretty face but heavy body, eating disorder causes me to go to OverEaters Anonymous, Shoneys salad bar saves me one pound, baseball team inspires. <br/><br/><b>Lady Raptastic:</b><br/>-<a id=&#8217;160164780&#8217; href=&#8217;http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?&#8217;>itunes</a><br/>-<a href=&#8217;http://feeds.feedburner.com/ladyraptasticho&#8217;>RSS</a><br/>-<a href=&#8217;http://www.myspace.com/ladyraptastic&#8217;>myspace.com/ladyraptastic</a><br/>-Voicemail: 912-CAT-LYKA<br/>-Email: ladyraptastic@gmail.com<br/>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:49:47 GMT</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 20 Jul 2008 17:10:33 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Lady Raptastic 90: My Feet, VM: 912-CAT-LYKA</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<b>Episode 90 Show Notes:</b><br> Intro music by <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=F3wj-jxQyVQ">Jeremimi</a>, Word of the Day: Flism, Far Side Segment: Ladybugs procreate asexually, Letters Segment: Raphael (black and white) is glad I am back, That One Guy (no race given) asks if I go to church, Mary Muffs (no race given) asks what race Jesus was, an apology to Chocolate Cake for not wishing him a happy birthday, ,<a href="http://www.wandawisdom.com">Wanda Wisdom</a> (white) invites us all to call into her show (612-284-7299) for her 3rd anniversary program, Alex (white and might be a lesbian due to her boy-name) is a journalist with <a href="http://www.flashnews.com">Wireless Flash News</a> and wants me to contact her, will my feet survive?, black people do not want to be white, what does being black mean to <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/mille981">this black girl</a>?<br><br><b>Lady Raptastic:</b><br>-<a
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      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 23:13:44 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Lady Raptastic 89: Merkowski, VM: 912-CAT-LYKA</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<b>Show Notes</b> <I>(38:00)</I> white boy loves my sh**, White Cocoa&#8217;s family, scaring kids with my foot at my day care center, black people are very not like what we see on tv, White Cocoa appearance #1, Chris makes a return of sorts, Jarrod from Lynchberg Virgina wants me to bring back the Word of the Day, Word of the Day: DUFF, White Coca appearance #2, Cheryl Merkowski interview (warning: DISGUSTING), Jeremimi from youtube sings Migrate<br><br>

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      <pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 08:33:10 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Lady Raptastic 88: Landlord, VM: 912-CAT-LYKA</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<b>Show Notes:</b> <i>(34:10)</i> fish breasts, 14 hours of sleep, wheelchair, gotta eat this ham, dead friend, introducing Cocoa, thumb in a salad, Lady Raptastic reports from the road story: landlord ends up being someone who is not my landlord, fan phone calls, AMAZING remix by the lovely <a href="http://www.myspace.com/fannylickendale">Fanny Lickendale</a>.

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      <pubDate>Mon, 03 Mar 2008 04:44:10 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>00:34:10</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Raptastic 88: Landlord, VM: 912-CAT-LYKA</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[Moment of Racism: Spook Country and Colt 45 on <a href="http://twit.tv/">TWiT</a> and Uh-Oh Oreos, You Don&#8217;t Know This Bitch: <a href="http://youtube.com/missbleo5544">Miss Bleo</a>, Going-To-The-Club Report: You don&#8217;t really know yo friends, Audio Comments: Brandon is being stalked (and will be sending in what the stalking is like and why he thinks he is being stalked, as well as sending in five other thangs besides my show that make him happy) and Joseph will be spray painting dogs black because of <a href="http://www.banksy.co.uk/">Banksy</a>&#8217;s racist graffiti. Listeners is becoming my new co-host. 
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      <pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 05:50:48 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>00:30:57</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Raptastic 87: Stalking, VM: 912-CAT-LYKA</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Lady Raptastic 86: Have Sex, VM: 921-CAT-LYKA</title>
      <description><![CDATA[A Moment of Racism: <a href="http://reviews.cnet.com/8300-11455_7-10.html">Buzz Out Loud</a> podcast, Submit yo Moment of Racism to ladyraptastic@gmail.com, Audio Comments, Brandon, needs to call back and tell me what is wrong with his life, anal likes my stuff, reaching to the lesbians, balls, you have been read, Party Report (this is long so shut up and be patient), Lady on the Road: French bakery and Indians at Wendys.

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      <pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 05:19:16 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>00:34:04</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Raptastic 86: Have Sex, VM: 921-CAT-LYKA</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Lady Raptastic 85: Selling Bananas, VM: 912-CAT-LYKA</title>
      <description><![CDATA[Listener comments. Meet <a href="http://edshepp.googlepages.com/">Ed Shepp</a>. Ed does not act gay, he is gay. Ed is not gay, he just act gay. Black Market. Ed&#8217;s green office story. Diaresick. Lycra Virgin. Latino is the new gay. Bra traders. Reporting from the bowels of her friend&#8217;s car. Throat AIDS. Tiger Snickers Bar. My white friends don&#8217;t like it when I talk about slavery. I use logic instead of emotion. Touching someone else&#8217;s hands. Selling bananas to white people dressed as a monkey. 

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      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2008 02:08:50 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>00:31:01</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Raptastic 85: Selling Bananas, VM: 912-CAT-LYKA</itunes:summary>
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      <description><![CDATA[new theme song, surgery, lost job, homeless man won&#8217;t give me his cat, grocery store man and his custom car, new dress, bar embarrassment, background check in Texas]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2008 13:50:22 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>00:29:02</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
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      <title>Lady Raptastic 83: Cramps  CALL: 912-CAT-LYKA</title>
      <description><![CDATA[Eh baby shut the hell up, Chris is not here, Tiki&#8217;s birthday party, drunk dial from Nico, Word of the Day: Poonami, Opening Monologue: moving vans, Questions: cramps in your lady parts, cousin and her window washer, 12 year old listener Lord Jesus, drunk call with Chris in the car, Fanny Lickendale original creation, A wonderful story about my Grandmother and Ghandi. 

<b>Lady Raptastic:</b><br>
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<b>Voicemail:</b> 912-CAT-LYKA<br>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2007 03:11:43 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>00:29:04</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
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      <title>Lady Raptastic 82 Money Raped, CALL: 912-CAT-LYKA</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<b>Episode 82: Money Raped</b><br>
I am drinking too early in the morning, I believe Chris is dead, when someone is dead, they don&#8217;t exist anymore except in your mind, George Washington freed the slaves, Word of the day: Fraggot; Opening Monologue: I love cutlery, Questions from WHITE-ONLY listeners about patients in hospitals, 14 year old fans, New Media Expo, early episodes of the Lady Raptastic show, racist sheriff blames death on black rap music, blastercast, wikipedia page for Lady Raptastic; I call in and talk about tattoos please, thank you to no one but myself for making this episode as no one decided to help me make this episode, LISTEN FOR FAN PHONE CALLS AFTER THE THEME SONG PLAYS!!!<br><br>

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      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2007 23:33:45 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>00:30:37</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Raptastic 82 Money Raped, CALL: 912-CAT-LYKA</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Lady Raptastic 81: Chris Out Tim In- VM 912-CAT-LYKA</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.myspace.com/ladyraptastic">myspace.com/ladyraptastic</a><br>

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<b>Voicemail:</b> 912-CAT-LYKA<br>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2007 15:40:16 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>00:29:17</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Raptastic 81: Chris Out Tim In- VM 912-CAT-LYKA</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Lady Raptstic Cartoon Episode 2</title>
      <description><![CDATA[I share a quick story about my days as a jail counselor, bringing the Lord into the disgusting world of the criminal underbellies. Disgusting please.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 12 Aug 2007 16:01:54 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>00:03:01</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Raptstic Cartoon Episode 2</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Lady Raptastic 80: Vagina Arms- VOICEMAIL 912-CAT-LYKA</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.myspace.com/ladyraptastic">myspace.com/ladyraptastic</a><br>

<a href="http://www.ladyraptastic.com">ladyraptastic.com</a><br>
<b>Voicemail:</b> 912-CAT-LYKA<br>
<b>Subscribe in</b> <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=160164780">itunes</a><br>
<b>Subscribe with <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/ladyraptasticho">RSS</a><br>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2007 12:23:48 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>00:30:15</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Raptastic 80: Vagina Arms- VOICEMAIL 912-CAT-LYKA</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle />
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~3/8FYShdHJpRM/18b6a402-ea59-a6ba-4bd8-9ce5593f84db.mp3</link>
    <dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Mark Baratelli for Lady Raptastic Productions</dc:creator><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~5/8FYShdHJpRM/18b6a402-ea59-a6ba-4bd8-9ce5593f84db.mp3" fileSize="29036169" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:keywords>lady,raptastic,comedy,hilarious,laugh,absurd,ridiculous,unbelievable,black,ho,african,american,woman,female,talk,speak,listen,honkey,quality</itunes:keywords><feedburner:origLink>http://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/18b6a402-ea59-a6ba-4bd8-9ce5593f84db.mp3</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~5/8FYShdHJpRM/18b6a402-ea59-a6ba-4bd8-9ce5593f84db.mp3" length="29036169" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/18b6a402-ea59-a6ba-4bd8-9ce5593f84db.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item>
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      <title>Lady Raptastic on Cheryl Merkowski!</title>
      <description><![CDATA[This is an episode from the Cheryl Merkowski show. Go to whorehole.org to leave your comments.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2007 07:35:21 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Raptastic on Cheryl Merkowski!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle />
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
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      <title>Lady Raptastic 79: Leprechaun VM: 912-CAT-LYKA</title>
      <description><![CDATA[Hidia Roach confessional, Chris does and does not know about crystal meth, there is a difference between a chair and a dog, Lady Raptastic has ears, black leprechaun, cut a carpet square, Chris does not do anything illegal, a frog does not want to jump, 6 feet tongue, saying diseases with your eyesballs, listener messages, a black Irish person is called a redbone, people with AIDS get ugly, downs syndrome children are always ugly, more dang listener messages, Lady is a retarded white woman babysitter,  Cherelle makes Lady mad, Walrus, lady blood eggs, wart blood, Lady Rap is lying, secret African singing after the end of the outro music<br><br>

Podcast: <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=160164780">itunes</a> or <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/Ladyraptasticho">RSS</a>  <br>
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tm44KPSqiE">Videocast</a><br> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/ladyraptastic">Myspace</a><br>
<a href="http://digg.com/podcasts/Lady_Raptastic_Podcast_Crazy_Insane_Comedy">Digg the podcast</a><br>
<a href="http://ladyraptastic.com/2006/01/i-got-me-button.html">Badges</a><br><br>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2007 02:02:50 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>00:36:04</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Raptastic 79: Leprechaun VM: 912-CAT-LYKA</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle />
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~3/jEv9lkJvnF8/123336eb-0503-3036-664e-d52e61b8b5ec.mp3</link>
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      <title>Lady Raptastic 78: Ice Truck VM: 912-CAT-LYKA</title>
      <description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve been gone, Farrakahn Times, Farrakahn Community Theatre, more black people die in white hospitals, village runner, script, word of the day, I like spatulas, screen name options, boa constrictor, set-up, hydroponics, letters about laughing, cherry picking, producers, proud accomplishment, ice truck, sat on my head, lizard, laugh out-take, song: New York radio show host Ed Shepp of the Ed Shepp Radio Experiment had Lady Raptastic on as a guest May 2007 and asked her to re-record a version of his theme song]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2007 21:34:52 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>00:37:36</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Raptastic 78: Ice Truck VM: 912-CAT-LYKA</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle />
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~3/YtUzHuaqIF8/0b9bcd57-0b01-99eb-015a-e722fcaf3a61.mp3</link>
    <dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Mark Baratelli for Lady Raptastic Productions</dc:creator><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~5/YtUzHuaqIF8/0b9bcd57-0b01-99eb-015a-e722fcaf3a61.mp3" fileSize="36092992" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:keywords>lady,raptastic,comedy,hilarious,laugh,absurd,ridiculous,unbelievable,black,ho,african,american,woman,female,talk,speak,listen,honkey,quality</itunes:keywords><feedburner:origLink>http://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/0b9bcd57-0b01-99eb-015a-e722fcaf3a61.mp3</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~5/YtUzHuaqIF8/0b9bcd57-0b01-99eb-015a-e722fcaf3a61.mp3" length="36092992" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/0b9bcd57-0b01-99eb-015a-e722fcaf3a61.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item>
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      <title>Lady Raptastic 77: Cheryl Merkowski VM: 912-CAT-LYKA</title>
      <description><![CDATA[WARNING: DISTURBING CONTENT. FOR THOSE WITH WEAK CONSTITUTIONS, AVOID THIS EPISODE. Hero sung by some Asian lady, meet Cheryl Merkowski and her program, Question #1: Describe a situation in which you were able to use persuasion to see things your way, Cheryl on the bus, Question #2: Tell me about a time when you had to go above and beyond the call of duty, Cheryl and a coat hanger, Lady Raptastic is like the Oprah show, Lady&#8217;s make-up regime, Lady in a porno video, abortion babies at Sea World, a curse word slips by the censors, flip flops, patting your head when you got a weave, Chris talk, the stapler comes out, his girlfriend is pretty but nasty, Wanda Wisdom smells, discussing Lady&#8217;s appearance on Wanda&#8217;s show, how did Cheryl find out about the Lady, how did Cheryl get into podcasting, Cheryl&#8217;s cheap microphone dies, more Hero by that Asian lady. <br><br>

<b>Podcast:</b> <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=160164780">itunes</a> or <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/Ladyraptasticho">RSS</a><br><b>Videocast:</b> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tm44KPSqiE">Youtube</a><br><b>Lovely Lady Line:</b> 912-228-5952<br><b>Website:</b> <a href="http://www.ladyraptastic.com">Ladyraptastic.com</a><br><b>Vote for us:</b> <a href="http://digg.com/podcasts/Lady_Raptastic_Podcast_Crazy_Insane_Comedy">Digg</a> and <a href="http://podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=42995">Podcast Alley</a> and <a href="http://www.ilike.com/user/lady_raptastic">ilike</a> and <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/users/ladyraptastic/profile/">Podcast Pickle</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2007 16:01:57 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>00:28:36</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Raptastic 77: Cheryl Merkowski VM: 912-CAT-LYKA</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle />
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~3/-jlfFA7UFZc/57e6327e-b547-cb12-af7d-86414de27fb0.mp3</link>
    <dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Mark Baratelli for Lady Raptastic Productions</dc:creator><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~5/-jlfFA7UFZc/57e6327e-b547-cb12-af7d-86414de27fb0.mp3" fileSize="10295089" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:keywords>lady,raptastic,comedy,hilarious,laugh,absurd,ridiculous,unbelievable,black,ho,african,american,woman,female,talk,speak,listen,honkey,quality</itunes:keywords><feedburner:origLink>http://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/57e6327e-b547-cb12-af7d-86414de27fb0.mp3</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~5/-jlfFA7UFZc/57e6327e-b547-cb12-af7d-86414de27fb0.mp3" length="10295089" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/57e6327e-b547-cb12-af7d-86414de27fb0.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item>
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      <title>Lady Raptastic 76 Wanda Wisdom- VM: 912-CAT-LYKA</title>
      <description><![CDATA[Interview with <a href="http://www.wandawisdom.com">Wanda Wisdom</a>!
<br><br>

<b>Podcast:</b> <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=160164780">itunes</a> or <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/Ladyraptasticho">RSS</a><br><b>Videocast:</b> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tm44KPSqiE">Youtube</a><br><b>Lovely Lady Line:</b> 912-228-5952<br><b>Website:</b> <a href="http://www.ladyraptastic.com">Ladyraptastic.com</a><br><b>Vote for us:</b> <a href="http://digg.com/podcasts/Lady_Raptastic_Podcast_Crazy_Insane_Comedy">Digg</a> and <a href="http://podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=42995">Podcast Alley</a> and <a href="http://www.ilike.com/user/lady_raptastic">ilike</a> and <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/users/ladyraptastic/profile/">Podcast Pickle</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2007 05:59:31 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>00:35:42</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Raptastic 76 Wanda Wisdom- VM: 912-CAT-LYKA</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle />
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~3/WP6qJ9r-DBc/0bbfeb43-8ece-5fe8-7812-8f3db292bd05.mp3</link>
    <dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Mark Baratelli for Lady Raptastic Productions</dc:creator><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~5/WP6qJ9r-DBc/0bbfeb43-8ece-5fe8-7812-8f3db292bd05.mp3" fileSize="34277249" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:keywords>lady,raptastic,comedy,hilarious,laugh,absurd,ridiculous,unbelievable,black,ho,african,american,woman,female,talk,speak,listen,honkey,quality</itunes:keywords><feedburner:origLink>http://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/0bbfeb43-8ece-5fe8-7812-8f3db292bd05.mp3</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~5/WP6qJ9r-DBc/0bbfeb43-8ece-5fe8-7812-8f3db292bd05.mp3" length="34277249" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/0bbfeb43-8ece-5fe8-7812-8f3db292bd05.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item>
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      <title>Lady Raptastic 75 Richmond Buzz-  VM: 912-228-5952</title>
      <description><![CDATA[Lady and Chris answer questions from <a
href="http://www.richmondbuzz.com">The Richmond Buzz</a>. The Lady&#8217;s
Grandma. Black people like old Mercedes. How Chris and Lady met.
Change in the purse. Lady has did Chris. The show will not end. Lady
on the Surreal Life. Losing weight is private. Where did the lady&#8217;s
babies go? Chris&#8217; ear dipped in goal. How podcasts are made. We are
the evening news. Tassles. Everybody goes through trouble and come out
Drew Barrymore. Tipples. Target sells antiques. Storytelling. Chris
sings. Hidia Roach will never return. T-shirts. the shows are good if
Lady gets bigger and Chris gets smaller. Moo goes the cow. Chris does
not let the lady say goodbye.<br><br>

<b>Podcast:</b> <a
href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id
=160164780">itunes</a> or <a
href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/Ladyraptasticho">RSS</a><br><b>Video
cast:</b> <a
href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tm44KPSqiE">Youtube</a><br><b>Lo
vely Lady Line:</b> 912-228-5952
<b>Myspace:</b> <a
href="http://www.myspace.com/ladyraptastic">myspace.com/ladyraptastic<
/a>
<b>Website:</b> <a
href="http://www.ladyraptastic.com">Ladyraptastic.com</a><br><b>Vote
for us:</b> <a
href="http://digg.com/podcasts/Lady_Raptastic_Podcast_Crazy_Insane_Com
edy">Digg</a> and <a
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t Alley</a> and <a
href="http://www.ilike.com/user/lady_raptastic">ilike</a> and <a
href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/users/ladyraptastic/profile/">Podca
st Pickle</a>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2007 06:27:51 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>00:38:17</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Raptastic 75 Richmond Buzz-  VM: 912-228-5952</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle />
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~3/5TxOayjg2sE/38c5d07a-10f8-abb1-5b73-5b6d62692062.mp3</link>
    <dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Mark Baratelli for Lady Raptastic Productions</dc:creator><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~5/5TxOayjg2sE/38c5d07a-10f8-abb1-5b73-5b6d62692062.mp3" fileSize="36752821" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:keywords>lady,raptastic,comedy,hilarious,laugh,absurd,ridiculous,unbelievable,black,ho,african,american,woman,female,talk,speak,listen,honkey,quality</itunes:keywords><feedburner:origLink>http://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/38c5d07a-10f8-abb1-5b73-5b6d62692062.mp3</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~5/5TxOayjg2sE/38c5d07a-10f8-abb1-5b73-5b6d62692062.mp3" length="36752821" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/38c5d07a-10f8-abb1-5b73-5b6d62692062.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item>
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      <title>Lady Raptastic 74 William Sledd- VM 912-CAT-LYKA</title>
      <description><![CDATA[Opening from Corey, every goth/punk male who wears dark eyeliner is
suicidal, chris offends the drag queens, unexpected rap, money for a
photo shoot, word of the day, movie trailer, The final This Day in
AIDS, debate on This Day in AIDS, opening monologue: mole crickets,
Pine Tree Ice Cream&#8217;s new ad (They are out sponsor), William Sledd
interview (williamsledd.com, Ask a Gay Man on Youtube), remember to
listen for the outtakes at the end of the show!<br><br>

<b>The Lady Raptastic Show</b><br>
Subscribe through <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=160164780">itunes</a> or <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/Ladyraptasticho">RSS</a></i><br>
Lovely Lady Line: <i>912-228-5952</i><br>
Myspace: <a href="http://www.myspace.com/ladyraptastic">Myspace.com/ladyraptastic</a><br>
Blog:<a href="http://www.ladyraptastic.com">Ladyraptastic.com</a><br>
Vote for us: <a href="http://digg.com/podcasts/Lady_Raptastic_Podcast_Crazy_Insane_Comedy">Digg</a> and <a href="http://podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=42995">Podcast Alley</a> and <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/users/ladyraptastic/profile/">Podcast Pickle</a><br><br>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2007 14:44:32 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>00:37:15</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Raptastic 74 William Sledd- VM 912-CAT-LYKA</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle />
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~3/D2nnZt8e-f4/442c79ea-7d5c-b66b-d409-3207f7d5729d.mp3</link>
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      <title>Lady Raptastic 73 Suck It Unsubscribe- VM: 912-228-5952</title>
      <description><![CDATA[Fanny Lickendale (myspace.com/fannylickendale) made the "Are You Gay?"
Remix which is the ultimate supreme Sweet Sweet Fantasy to my ear
drums, Suck it Unsubscribe, Opening monologue: I like bats, chew, fell
off chair, crystal meth vs cars, Man Vs Nature, The Telephone Game,
Chris goes over the line with the Lady, Pine Tree Ice Cream (our new
sponsor) has a new ad!, This Day in AIDS, Questions Section:
chocolate, iguana, ice suit, Santa Claus, Christmas Song for yo face, a good retort, meet some black people<br><br>

<b>The Lady Raptastic Show</b><br>
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Myspace: <a href="http://www.myspace.com/ladyraptastic">Myspace.com/ladyraptastic</a><br>
Blog:<a href="http://www.ladyraptastic.com">Ladyraptastic.com</a><br>
Vote for us: <a href="http://digg.com/podcasts/Lady_Raptastic_Podcast_Crazy_Insane_Comedy">Digg</a> and <a href="http://podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=42995">Podcast Alley</a> and <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/users/ladyraptastic/profile/">Podcast Pickle</a><br>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2007 02:07:56 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>00:32:39</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Raptastic 73 Suck It Unsubscribe- VM: 912-228-5952</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle />
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~3/FP9lwDjPxHQ/227424db-ba4c-20ef-558c-dfc55d3ccf54.mp3</link>
    <dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Mark Baratelli for Lady Raptastic Productions</dc:creator><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~5/FP9lwDjPxHQ/227424db-ba4c-20ef-558c-dfc55d3ccf54.mp3" fileSize="31341086" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:keywords>lady,raptastic,comedy,hilarious,laugh,absurd,ridiculous,unbelievable,black,ho,african,american,woman,female,talk,speak,listen,honkey,quality</itunes:keywords><feedburner:origLink>http://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/227424db-ba4c-20ef-558c-dfc55d3ccf54.mp3</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~5/FP9lwDjPxHQ/227424db-ba4c-20ef-558c-dfc55d3ccf54.mp3" length="31341086" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/227424db-ba4c-20ef-558c-dfc55d3ccf54.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item>
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      <title>Lady Raptastic 72 African Turkey- Voicemail 912-228-5952</title>
      <description><![CDATA[science center globe, janitor, pet store, Temp Pimps, photo printer, derth, Hidia makes an apology, do retarded people act normal behind out backs and think it&#8217;s funny, alternate reality world comparisons, retarded conversation, fill in the blank, shoes, shave, married, African turkey, African turkey scene with Bernice, Lady and Chris rap after the theme song]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2007 14:14:12 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>00:41:07</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Raptastic 72 African Turkey- Voicemail 912-228-5952</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle />
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~3/AbPNygLOIk8/6cf963ec-7cbb-c8c7-66da-4110a058dc0d.mp3</link>
    <dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Mark Baratelli for Lady Raptastic Productions</dc:creator><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~5/AbPNygLOIk8/6cf963ec-7cbb-c8c7-66da-4110a058dc0d.mp3" fileSize="39465794" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:keywords>lady,raptastic,comedy,hilarious,laugh,absurd,ridiculous,unbelievable,black,ho,african,american,woman,female,talk,speak,listen,honkey,quality</itunes:keywords><feedburner:origLink>http://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/6cf963ec-7cbb-c8c7-66da-4110a058dc0d.mp3</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~5/AbPNygLOIk8/6cf963ec-7cbb-c8c7-66da-4110a058dc0d.mp3" length="39465794" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/6cf963ec-7cbb-c8c7-66da-4110a058dc0d.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item>
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      <title>Lady Raptastic 71 One Two Punch- Voicemail 912-228-5952</title>
      <description><![CDATA[Intro song by Fanny Lickendale (thank you Fanny!), on being a black
woman, cooking with Lady Raptastic, This Day in Aids, new sponsor&#8217;s ad, clearing up the dying at 80 issue, repeated toenail
question, the Lady is a vegetarian, scandalous high schoolers, look to
the left if you lie, lucite box plus giant crane plus Times Square
equals Fantasy, neice in my papoose, Psych Test for spontaneous
thought and a low IQ, Jesus means death]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2007 06:14:47 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>00:30:39</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Raptastic 71 One Two Punch- Voicemail 912-228-5952</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle />
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~3/MtDJKNjOyDo/5202e14d-3b7e-5c78-f503-347ee4ecd91b.mp3</link>
    <dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Mark Baratelli for Lady Raptastic Productions</dc:creator><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~5/MtDJKNjOyDo/5202e14d-3b7e-5c78-f503-347ee4ecd91b.mp3" fileSize="29423907" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:keywords>lady,raptastic,comedy,hilarious,laugh,absurd,ridiculous,unbelievable,black,ho,african,american,woman,female,talk,speak,listen,honkey,quality</itunes:keywords><feedburner:origLink>http://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/5202e14d-3b7e-5c78-f503-347ee4ecd91b.mp3</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~5/MtDJKNjOyDo/5202e14d-3b7e-5c78-f503-347ee4ecd91b.mp3" length="29423907" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/5202e14d-3b7e-5c78-f503-347ee4ecd91b.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item>
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      <title>Lady Raptastic 70 Hidia Roach- Voicemail 912-228-5952</title>
      <description><![CDATA[Lady Raptastic gives Hidia Roach her one shot at podcasting superstardom. If it is well received, Lady will produce the Hidia Roach Show under Lady&#8217;s new production company: Citsatpar Productions. (It&#8217;s Raptastic spelled backwards, like Oprah&#8217;s Harpo Productions). Warning: Hidia&#8217;s content is of an adult nature. Lady Raptastic says it&#8217;s "so nasty you will want to turn it off and cry."]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2007 14:00:22 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>00:35:59</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Raptastic 70 Hidia Roach- Voicemail 912-228-5952</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle />
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~3/3B0eYq8JRwM/5ab626d2-e7e1-4501-52c7-a7ed84093e9b.mp3</link>
    <dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Mark Baratelli for Lady Raptastic Productions</dc:creator><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~5/3B0eYq8JRwM/5ab626d2-e7e1-4501-52c7-a7ed84093e9b.mp3" fileSize="17272998" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:keywords>lady,raptastic,comedy,hilarious,laugh,absurd,ridiculous,unbelievable,black,ho,african,american,woman,female,talk,speak,listen,honkey,quality</itunes:keywords><feedburner:origLink>http://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/5ab626d2-e7e1-4501-52c7-a7ed84093e9b.mp3</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~5/3B0eYq8JRwM/5ab626d2-e7e1-4501-52c7-a7ed84093e9b.mp3" length="17272998" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/5ab626d2-e7e1-4501-52c7-a7ed84093e9b.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item>
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      <title>Lady Raptastic 69 Lesbian Coop- Voicemail 912-228-5952</title>
      <description><![CDATA[Opening: Fanny Lickendale&#8217;s Lady Raptastic/ Xtina megamix, LR will not tell the Lesbian Chicken Coop joke, my cousins&#8217; mama is a lesbian but does not think it&#8217;s right, send us stuff, choking, a coma is not a vegatative state: it&#8217;s a dream, your brain has electricity according to Professor Chris, They, word of the day, Chocolate Cake Dating Game, Chris wins the worst joke of the say contest, Lesbian Chicken Coop joke, in the 1800s they would stone black lesbians, Mary Mag-a-dalen, bock bock,]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Feb 2007 01:51:29 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>00:31:33</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Raptastic 69 Lesbian Coop- Voicemail 912-228-5952</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle />
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~3/jbbDO_OJWgw/ae3b5300-a3d2-f159-7921-bd34fb57273f.mp3</link>
    <dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Mark Baratelli for Lady Raptastic Productions</dc:creator><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~5/jbbDO_OJWgw/ae3b5300-a3d2-f159-7921-bd34fb57273f.mp3" fileSize="30291590" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:keywords>lady,raptastic,comedy,hilarious,laugh,absurd,ridiculous,unbelievable,black,ho,african,american,woman,female,talk,speak,listen,honkey,quality</itunes:keywords><feedburner:origLink>http://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/ae3b5300-a3d2-f159-7921-bd34fb57273f.mp3</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~5/jbbDO_OJWgw/ae3b5300-a3d2-f159-7921-bd34fb57273f.mp3" length="30291590" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/ae3b5300-a3d2-f159-7921-bd34fb57273f.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item>
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      <title>Lady Raptastic 68 Medical Skates- Voicemail 912-228-5952</title>
      <description><![CDATA[<b>Podcast:</b> <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=160164780">itunes</a> or <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/Ladyraptasticho">RSS</a><br><b>Videocast:</b> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tm44KPSqiE">Youtube</a><br><b>Lovely Lady Line:</b> 912-228-5952<br><b>Website:</b> <a href="http://www.ladyraptastic.com">Ladyraptastic.com</a><br><b>Vote for us:</b> <a href="http://digg.com/podcasts/Lady_Raptastic_Podcast_Crazy_Insane_Comedy">Digg</a> and <a href="http://podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=42995">Podcast Alley</a> and <a href="http://www.ilike.com/user/lady_raptastic">ilike</a> and <a href="http://www.podcastpickle.com/users/ladyraptastic/profile/">Podcast Pickle</a>      <br><br>]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 18 Feb 2007 14:59:39 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>00:35:36</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Raptastic 68 Medical Skates- Voicemail 912-228-5952</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle />
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~3/POFAQu69lMU/0a13eaa4-5c68-6c98-83e5-dbe7528310fe.mp3</link>
    <dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Mark Baratelli for Lady Raptastic Productions</dc:creator><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~5/POFAQu69lMU/0a13eaa4-5c68-6c98-83e5-dbe7528310fe.mp3" fileSize="17089932" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:keywords>lady,raptastic,comedy,hilarious,laugh,absurd,ridiculous,unbelievable,black,ho,african,american,woman,female,talk,speak,listen,honkey,quality</itunes:keywords><feedburner:origLink>http://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/0a13eaa4-5c68-6c98-83e5-dbe7528310fe.mp3</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~5/POFAQu69lMU/0a13eaa4-5c68-6c98-83e5-dbe7528310fe.mp3" length="17089932" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/0a13eaa4-5c68-6c98-83e5-dbe7528310fe.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item>
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      <title>Lady Raptastic 67 Hidia Roach- Voicemail 912-228-5952</title>
      <description><![CDATA[LOVELY LADY LINE: 912-CAT-LYKA, LADYRAPTASTIC.COM, MYSPACE.COM/LADYRAPTASTIC. musical intro by Chocolate Cake, Chris is not a pimp, murses is not
manbags, manbag blindfold, Chocolate Cake & the fifteen channels of
Hidia Roach, message does not mean call, fly, Lady Raptastic is not
boring, there are no black french people, Chris thinks of Lady
Raptastic as a man, gay people rant by Chris, Fantasia is ugly and
Jennifer Hudson is beautiful, male celebrity body parts, pegasus vs
minotaur]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 07 Feb 2007 05:29:07 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>00:36:16</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Raptastic 67 Hidia Roach- Voicemail 912-228-5952</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle />
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~3/81CYk__lS_U/f9626941-8ed2-91ca-c3c6-88c7f84fde0f.mp3</link>
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      <title>Lady Raptastic Supplemental- Voicemail 912-228-5952</title>
      <description><![CDATA[This is a supplemental so please forgive us for the lack of frills,
theme music and rap.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 26 Jan 2007 01:54:43 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>00:09:57</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Raptastic Supplemental- Voicemail 912-228-5952</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle />
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~3/d32CaNpH-0g/162574da-e645-9c5b-2f5a-f2499a8b1d54.mp3</link>
    <dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Mark Baratelli for Lady Raptastic Productions</dc:creator><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~5/d32CaNpH-0g/162574da-e645-9c5b-2f5a-f2499a8b1d54.mp3" fileSize="9550912" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:keywords>lady,raptastic,comedy,hilarious,laugh,absurd,ridiculous,unbelievable,black,ho,african,american,woman,female,talk,speak,listen,honkey,quality</itunes:keywords><feedburner:origLink>http://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/162574da-e645-9c5b-2f5a-f2499a8b1d54.mp3</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~5/d32CaNpH-0g/162574da-e645-9c5b-2f5a-f2499a8b1d54.mp3" length="9550912" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/162574da-e645-9c5b-2f5a-f2499a8b1d54.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item>
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      <title>Lady Raptastic 66 Baboon- Voicemail 912-228-5952</title>
      <description><![CDATA[Vote for my video after January 30th on glowafterdarkshow.com, Monkey video is at 23,200 views please, suck my butthole Chris, we get props on itunes but Chris is not impressed, Chris gets a nice itunes comment and I share a voice mail message with him, Chocolate Cake dating game: the final week, Hidea Roach and Daisy, serious news for the Lady, itunes comment says Lady Raptastic represents all black women, I am "Endless Love", I will enter the radio contest, trampoline trauma and lady parts in peril, Chris compares me to a baboon, golf, Chris loves the weed, cake plate is a cakeplate not a brand of tampons,  racism is ugly, poor people irritate Chris in the road, I will damage your Pinto, is my bowels red]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 24 Jan 2007 02:09:07 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>00:32:48</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Raptastic 66 Baboon- Voicemail 912-228-5952</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle />
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~3/Np_7yjwG8PI/541725c4-e7be-6102-b368-3f4a938e5410.mp3</link>
    <dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Mark Baratelli for Lady Raptastic Productions</dc:creator><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~5/Np_7yjwG8PI/541725c4-e7be-6102-b368-3f4a938e5410.mp3" fileSize="31490425" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:keywords>lady,raptastic,comedy,hilarious,laugh,absurd,ridiculous,unbelievable,black,ho,african,american,woman,female,talk,speak,listen,honkey,quality</itunes:keywords><feedburner:origLink>http://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/541725c4-e7be-6102-b368-3f4a938e5410.mp3</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~5/Np_7yjwG8PI/541725c4-e7be-6102-b368-3f4a938e5410.mp3" length="31490425" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/541725c4-e7be-6102-b368-3f4a938e5410.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item>
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      <title>Lady Raptastic 65 Dreamgirl- Voicemail 912-228-5952</title>
      <description><![CDATA[Call us on the Lovely Lady line: 1-912-CAT-LYKA and leave a message, Sir Killyocattastic leaves a message, We are on coffee, Lady thinks white people are retarded, Chris thinks if you act black you are retarded and if you are black and in Africa you are running around like an animal, lion head on a man, tapping on my shoulder, be our guest, shruster, news on my monkey suicide video and youtube, chocolate cake contest WEEK THREE, eating eggs with a fork, we smoke from Curt&#8217;s hookah pipe, my audition for Dreamgirls, I sing a few lines from And I am Telling You, a final voicemail message froma girl who likes the Judge Judy episode.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 18 Jan 2007 17:25:50 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>00:37:42</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Raptastic 65 Dreamgirl- Voicemail 912-228-5952</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle />
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~3/dSDOV6kRico/d5b9cc6e-e4f8-225c-18d2-f31fa53b5017.mp3</link>
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      <title>Lady Raptastic 64 Humor- Voicemail 912-228-5952</title>
      <description><![CDATA[Ladyraptastic.com, myspace.com/ladyraptastic, Lovely Lady Line:
912-228-5952,
http://digg.com/podcasts/Lady_Raptastic_Podcast_Crazy_Insane_Comedy,
Show Notes: We going to retire and die at episode 80, serial killer,
granus, cook your food in yourself, there&#8217;s always been pots...and
ladles, green news, Chocolate Cake Contest week Two, His three
questions out of twelve for week 2 of the twelve week conest: I forgot
to kill the chicken, the down syndrom restaurant, humor causes
laughter, if you screw up or cheat or gain weight he will forgive you,
Shout outs: Brian/B-Dizzle, Curt, Bamm Bamm, Gentleman Snatchtastic,
Cheryl Merkowski, Ashley]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 10 Jan 2007 13:46:49 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
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      <description><![CDATA[Monkey Suicide, We want to be a cracker, Manuelle gains weight and
needs the word of the day for his Denver vacation, Chocolate Cake
Hook-Em-Up Dating Game, perverts, don&#8217;t be your parents&#8217; friend,
announcing the return of ladyraptastic.com, Gilligan&#8217;s Island attempt
number two, tongue twisters, praying mantis, secret body compartment,
black code words, Chris will never be black, Curt from Iraq offers us
a hookah without residue, Episode 62 was not offensive so shut up,
Shout outs.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Jan 2007 18:43:48 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>00:36:24</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Raptastic 63 Tongue Twister- Voicemail 912-228-5952</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle />
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
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      <title>Lady Raptastic 62 Christian Sex Shop- Voicemail 912-228-5952</title>
      <description><![CDATA[No internet access, new job at the sex shop, Santa Claus will come and bring you Christian dildos, a 4 foot by 4 foot ass that talks, and many more sex items...]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2006 20:03:06 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>00:34:18</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Raptastic 62 Christian Sex Shop- Voicemail 912-228-5952</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle />
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
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      <title>Lady Raptastic 61 Attorney- Voicemail 912-228-5952</title>
      <description><![CDATA[Scat face, blimp advertising, good people go to heaven and bad people go to jail, lying to an attorney about my legal name, two vaginas and unnatural hair growth, cotton-mouth water-moccasin boa constrictor, puppet on a string, myspace comments, continue pooping and peeing yourself.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 16 Dec 2006 07:59:21 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>00:36:01</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Raptastic 61 Attorney- Voicemail 912-228-5952</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle />
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~3/Av8dzH8tjNQ/5c4e8503-6d82-19ba-ddd7-587366eb92f4.mp3</link>
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      <title>Lady Raptastic 60 Koko the Gorilla- Voicemail 912-228-5952</title>
      <description><![CDATA[Naming 20 flavors of ice cream, drunk podcasting, Lady Raptastic being
hunted, digging a hole inside a hole to poop in, the best lessons are
lessons that teach you other lessons, Koko the gorilla, shooting a
child in the face.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2006 22:10:30 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>00:33:16</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Raptastic 60 Koko the Gorilla- Voicemail 912-228-5952</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle />
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
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      <title>Lady Raptastic 59 Helping Kim- Voicemail 912-228-5952</title>
      <description><![CDATA[the show is a drug, Burgundy gets widened, we help Kimm, hung by a bookcase/unit/bureu, a Jewish sandwich, more than meets the eye, Marie struck by myspace.com/thunderstruck4420, Lady Rap&#8217;s best gift: horeshoe, Lady Rap&#8217;s worst gift: diamond ring,  quirky people shoot dogs, the most akward ending ever, the episode 59 song sung a capella]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 28 Nov 2006 22:32:14 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>00:34:11</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Raptastic 59 Helping Kim- Voicemail 912-228-5952</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle />
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~3/m3d3rtHSHfM/e0745300-d9bb-485a-a310-3c42e92eb325.mp3</link>
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      <title>Lady Raptastic 58 Stick a Stump- Voicemail 912-228-5952</title>
      <description><![CDATA[Where do babies come from? Wanda Wisdom interviews the Lady. Lang Lang
doesn&#8217;t have a gank. A-Monster-God needs to put on her black face and
slip Kevin a roofie. Article: "Leaving the grave-y, passing the
stuffing," Love found in a pumpkin patch, only drink a colonic when
your despressed, touching the Lady&#8217;s physical deformities, the pros
and cons of Lady Raptastic bursting into flames, the best way to eat a
homeless man.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2006 20:41:37 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>00:35:12</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Raptastic 58 Stick a Stump- Voicemail 912-228-5952</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle />
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~3/t5nYbIZ-6oE/67862a4a-c74b-2434-19bb-83d8b23c03d5.mp3</link>
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      <title>Lady Raptastic 57 Monkeys - Voicemail 912-228-5952</title>
      <description><![CDATA[short opening monologue, Teddy Pendergrass, Elderly Woman&#8217;s Life Melts
Away, guest Celebrity Gossip Guru Chris, a dock, Andie McDowell
choked, Laurie Metcalf ran for a small child, a child in a zoo, a
monkey holds a baby, monkey suicide, Cloris Leachman, lesbians, Brooke
Hogan&#8217;s Undiscovered Cuntry and Daddy&#8217;s Girl, George Michael raped, A
letter from "There&#8217;s nothing left there to Suffocate," Mongoose,
Bowl/ball/bowel, Chris is a Princess and Fergie is the Dutchess,
tissue over a toad during Flunch, Jesus is plaguing the Lady]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2006 19:45:17 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>00:32:41</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Raptastic 57 Monkeys - Voicemail 912-228-5952</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
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      <title>Lady Raptastic 56: Robot- Voicemail 912-228-5952</title>
      <description><![CDATA[myspace.com/ladyraptastic Comment and Rate on the upcoming Episode 2 of the videocast titled "Beef", Lady apologizes for Chris&#8217;s "thing" at the end of Episode 2 Videocast, Tipples is the word of the day, Does Inglenook make vodka?, Marie&#8217;s letter, Spice Girls, Milkin Nuts, AP Story: Parentng, If yo thoughts is slow-you&#8217;re stress is low-Be retarded, What would you do if your whole butt fell off, name 20 babies, Who is Tune Daley?,  poolside at the Motel 8, Wow that&#8217;s a twist]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Nov 2006 18:50:57 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>00:31:31</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>Lady Raptastic 56: Robot- Voicemail 912-228-5952</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
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      <title>Lady Raptastic 55 Chest Hair- Voicemail 912-228-5952</title>
      <description><![CDATA[myspace.com/ladyraptastic...The Lady and Chris are civil to each other, Inglenook is good please, new video podcast, white wall between us, word of the day, A Goliath Predicament, chest hair, The Bernice and her breast cancer story, Hypothetical questions, toenail, Is Michelle French? Is she black? Is she Miss Deaf Texas? Concussion for 14 months, Half my Myspace friends is black, Friendly Myspace Comment, Cheryl Merkowski, Gentleman Snatchtastic fence-mending, official bulletin day]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Oct 2006 14:57:17 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>00:30:44</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Raptastic 55 Chest Hair- Voicemail 912-228-5952</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
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      <title>Lady Raptastic 54 Stagger- Voicemail 912-228-5952</title>
      <description><![CDATA[myspace.com/ladyraptastic Episode 54 is brought you by Inglenook, please. Crystal meth, African Americans and rhinos, Umbuktu married Camustu have a baby and the baby goes on a journey without crutches, strippers got AIDS, documented proof of gayness, letters with hypothetical questions from myspace, spilling your gloat, Children need to learn about animals, Embarrassment in the mall with my neice, My day with a stagger, Hermaphrodite, Xtube, smokin pipes, Laura and her airplane abortion]]></description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Oct 2006 04:50:17 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>00:30:39</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
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      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~3/Fon-PsB8zz4/beb33044-25d9-aec9-72c3-73076cbfe4c4.mp3</link>
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      <title>Lady Raptastic 53 Chicken Seperation- Voicemail 912-228-5952</title>
      <description><![CDATA[Inglenook, rhinocerouses go shopping, researchers wiping snot on hotel
rooms, married to a prince, children given to child protective 
services, chicken separating plant when I was 12 years old, myspace 
letters answered, promos and mentions from other podcasts, We are 
suing Sears on behalf of Snoopi, audo comments]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 12 Oct 2006 22:13:44 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>00:30:37</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Raptastic 53 Chicken Seperation- Voicemail 912-228-5952</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle />
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
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      <title>Lady Raptastic Supplemental- Voicemail 912-228-5952</title>
      <description><![CDATA[blog.com/myspace.com/ladyraptastic  John tries to get up in my lady bowels]]></description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 12 Oct 2006 18:57:29 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Raptastic Supplemental- Voicemail 912-228-5952</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle />
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~3/CBwbhxq84VY/lady_raptastic_supplemental.mp3</link>
    <dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Mark Baratelli for Lady Raptastic Productions</dc:creator><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~5/CBwbhxq84VY/lady_raptastic_supplemental.mp3" fileSize="8417463" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:keywords>lady,raptastic,comedy,hilarious,laugh,absurd,ridiculous,unbelievable,black,ho,african,american,woman,female,talk,speak,listen,honkey,quality</itunes:keywords><feedburner:origLink>http://rickshawboy.com/Radio/lady_raptastic_supplemental.mp3</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~5/CBwbhxq84VY/lady_raptastic_supplemental.mp3" length="8417463" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://rickshawboy.com/Radio/lady_raptastic_supplemental.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item>
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      <title>Lady Raptastic 52 Courtland- Voicemail 912-228-5952</title>
      <description><![CDATA[blog.myspace.com/ladyraptastic]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Oct 2006 22:37:11 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>00:55:55</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Raptastic 52 Courtland- Voicemail 912-228-5952</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle />
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~3/rGimktUFfXU/22cf2cbc-7147-689c-85b7-e03ef4e36734.mp3</link>
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      <title>Lady Raptastic 51 Xtube- Voicemail 912-228-5952</title>
      <description><![CDATA[blog.myspace.com/ladyraptastic]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Oct 2006 22:36:24 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>00:36:11</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Raptastic 51 Xtube- Voicemail 912-228-5952</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle />
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~3/89cMjeYWYkc/12daa330-7e5a-1036-db00-cb8d5519a0dd.mp3</link>
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      <title>Lady Raptastic Song- Voicemail 912-228-5952</title>
      <description><![CDATA[blog.myspace.com/ladyraptastic]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Oct 2006 22:35:27 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>00:09:09</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Raptastic Song- Voicemail 912-228-5952</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle />
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~3/4n-20R33_1A/d93b05c6-df02-c675-1c5c-a60d881bff31.mp3</link>
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      <title>Lady Raptastic 50 Sinkfull- Voicemail 912-228-5952</title>
      <description><![CDATA[blog.myspace.com/ladyraptastic]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Oct 2006 22:34:48 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>00:33:02</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Raptastic 50 Sinkfull- Voicemail 912-228-5952</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle />
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~3/1tI6fmnT3rM/e0972113-37f6-e8ad-26ca-5c40cbc47f5a.mp3</link>
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      <title>Lady Raptastic 49 Toilet Holes- Voicemail 912-228-5952</title>
      <description><![CDATA[blog.myspace.com/ladyraptastic]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Oct 2006 22:34:19 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>00:54:28</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Raptastic 49 Toilet Holes- Voicemail 912-228-5952</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle />
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~3/Qz-hy5-pDe8/d0045bd1-d891-42f5-2fc0-78fdae5feea1.mp3</link>
    <dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Mark Baratelli for Lady Raptastic Productions</dc:creator><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~5/Qz-hy5-pDe8/d0045bd1-d891-42f5-2fc0-78fdae5feea1.mp3" fileSize="52294344" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:keywords>lady,raptastic,comedy,hilarious,laugh,absurd,ridiculous,unbelievable,black,ho,african,american,woman,female,talk,speak,listen,honkey,quality</itunes:keywords><feedburner:origLink>http://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/d0045bd1-d891-42f5-2fc0-78fdae5feea1.mp3</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~5/Qz-hy5-pDe8/d0045bd1-d891-42f5-2fc0-78fdae5feea1.mp3" length="52294344" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/d0045bd1-d891-42f5-2fc0-78fdae5feea1.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item>
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      <title>Lady Raptastic 48 German Racism- Voicemail 912-228-5952</title>
      <description><![CDATA[blog.myspace.com/ladyraptastic]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Oct 2006 22:33:32 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>00:52:47</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Raptastic 48 German Racism- Voicemail 912-228-5952</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle />
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~3/9amaH7E7dyY/44c14ebb-de76-bdcd-4510-8e8aeca6ea92.mp3</link>
    <dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Mark Baratelli for Lady Raptastic Productions</dc:creator><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~5/9amaH7E7dyY/44c14ebb-de76-bdcd-4510-8e8aeca6ea92.mp3" fileSize="25334722" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:keywords>lady,raptastic,comedy,hilarious,laugh,absurd,ridiculous,unbelievable,black,ho,african,american,woman,female,talk,speak,listen,honkey,quality</itunes:keywords><feedburner:origLink>http://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/44c14ebb-de76-bdcd-4510-8e8aeca6ea92.mp3</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~5/9amaH7E7dyY/44c14ebb-de76-bdcd-4510-8e8aeca6ea92.mp3" length="25334722" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://markbaratelli.hipcast.com/deluge/44c14ebb-de76-bdcd-4510-8e8aeca6ea92.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item>
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      <title>Lady Raptastic 47 Finally- Voicemail 912-228-5952</title>
      <description><![CDATA[blog.myspace.com/ladyraptastic I am sorry. Problems in my life have caused this show to be late. Do not judge, ho]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Oct 2006 22:32:12 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Raptastic 47 Finally- Voicemail 912-228-5952</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle />
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~3/HaIwvziYniQ/459e3636-2c05-8838-3aa7-9a44217fa6a7.mp3</link>
    <dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Mark Baratelli for Lady Raptastic Productions</dc:creator><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~5/HaIwvziYniQ/459e3636-2c05-8838-3aa7-9a44217fa6a7.mp3" fileSize="25795731" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:keywords>lady,raptastic,comedy,hilarious,laugh,absurd,ridiculous,unbelievable,black,ho,african,american,woman,female,talk,speak,listen,honkey,quality</itunes:keywords><feedburner:origLink>http://mindcomet.hipcast.com/deluge/459e3636-2c05-8838-3aa7-9a44217fa6a7.mp3</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~5/HaIwvziYniQ/459e3636-2c05-8838-3aa7-9a44217fa6a7.mp3" length="25795731" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://mindcomet.hipcast.com/deluge/459e3636-2c05-8838-3aa7-9a44217fa6a7.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item>
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      <title>Lady Raptastic 46 Coin Purse- Voicemail 912-228-5952</title>
      <description><![CDATA[blog.myspace.com/ladyraptastic: Lady is back and ready to attack, ho]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Oct 2006 22:31:08 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Raptastic 46 Coin Purse- Voicemail 912-228-5952</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle />
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~3/Jc1vnTac_tw/1ac382ab-4e1e-068f-ab4c-f08680554ed6.mp3</link>
    <dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Mark Baratelli for Lady Raptastic Productions</dc:creator><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~5/Jc1vnTac_tw/1ac382ab-4e1e-068f-ab4c-f08680554ed6.mp3" fileSize="32602615" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:keywords>lady,raptastic,comedy,hilarious,laugh,absurd,ridiculous,unbelievable,black,ho,african,american,woman,female,talk,speak,listen,honkey,quality</itunes:keywords><feedburner:origLink>http://mindcomet.hipcast.com/deluge/1ac382ab-4e1e-068f-ab4c-f08680554ed6.mp3</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~5/Jc1vnTac_tw/1ac382ab-4e1e-068f-ab4c-f08680554ed6.mp3" length="32602615" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://mindcomet.hipcast.com/deluge/1ac382ab-4e1e-068f-ab4c-f08680554ed6.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item>
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      <title>Lady Raptastic 45: Apology- Voicemail 912-228-5952</title>
      <description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s late. I&#8217;m sorry.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Oct 2006 22:27:29 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Raptastic 45: Apology- Voicemail 912-228-5952</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle />
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~3/MZSt8QGFOYc/b0809642-84b4-eaef-0f06-09c4fc3312d9.mp3</link>
    <dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Mark Baratelli for Lady Raptastic Productions</dc:creator><media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~5/MZSt8QGFOYc/b0809642-84b4-eaef-0f06-09c4fc3312d9.mp3" fileSize="3914314" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:keywords>lady,raptastic,comedy,hilarious,laugh,absurd,ridiculous,unbelievable,black,ho,african,american,woman,female,talk,speak,listen,honkey,quality</itunes:keywords><feedburner:origLink>http://mindcomet.hipcast.com/deluge/b0809642-84b4-eaef-0f06-09c4fc3312d9.mp3</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~5/MZSt8QGFOYc/b0809642-84b4-eaef-0f06-09c4fc3312d9.mp3" length="3914314" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://mindcomet.hipcast.com/deluge/b0809642-84b4-eaef-0f06-09c4fc3312d9.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item>
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      <title>Lady Raptastic Promo for Show 46- Voicemail 912-228-5952</title>
      <description><![CDATA[blog.myspace.com/ladyraptastic: Dis a little promo made for me to promote show 46. Cuz that&#8217;s the next show that is comin up. So get get ready for it by listenin to this promo.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Oct 2006 22:25:51 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Raptastic Promo for Show 46- Voicemail 912-228-5952</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle />
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      <title>Lady Raptastic Special: Viva Podcast- Voicemail 912-228-5952</title>
      <description><![CDATA[blog.myspace.com/lasyraptastic: Vivapodcast.com found me on Myspace and bespoke about me on they show.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Oct 2006 22:21:49 GMT</pubDate>
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      <description><![CDATA[blog.myspace.com/ladyraptastic: I try my best to podcast amidst the turmoil and despair that is the Lady&#8217;s life. Please bare with me through this financial debacle I have inbibed myself into.]]></description>
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      <title>Lady Raptastic 41 Criffer Interview- Voicemail 912-228-5952</title>
      <description><![CDATA[blog.myspace.com/ladyraptastic: Criffer, a friend on myspace, interviews me about my time flying the friendly skies, for a school project. he told me he pay me $50 for the interview. If he do not I will take legal and angry actions against his cute a**.]]></description>
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      <title>Song: Whitney Houston sings "One Moment in Time"</title>
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      <description><![CDATA[blog.myspace.com/ladyraptastic: I meet a beer delivery man at Tiki&#8217;s birthday party at the bar. I go to a Chinese restaurant and I get my tires rotated.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Oct 2006 21:18:17 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Lady Raptastic 39 Brad and Blake - Voicemail 912-228-5952</title>
      <description><![CDATA[blog.myspace.com/ladyraptastic: I was talked about on the Brad and Blake Show (bradandblake.com) way back in September &#8217;05 but I forgot to put this up here. Listen to people talk about me!]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Oct 2006 21:16:46 GMT</pubDate>
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-Voicemail: 912-CAT-LYKA<br>
-Email: ladyraptastic@gmail.com]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Oct 2006 21:13:29 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>37 Pet Shop and Homeless Man</title>
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      <title>36 Bastardcast Wins</title>
      <description><![CDATA[blog.myspace.com/ladyraptastic: Bastardcast goes to my blog, reads en entry and then decides to read the entry, utloud, on their show, for their whole audience (which probably numbers in the teens, both in age and number okaaay!!!??). All the cursing and DEAD AIR is left out (which they have plenty of in every single show). You remember the entry I posted about me admitting defeat to them and how the church prayed for them? That&#8217;s the entry they read on their show.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Oct 2006 21:10:14 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>35 Barbara</title>
      <description><![CDATA[blog.myspace.com/ladyraptastic: I am on my way to get my license and registration for my car and share the story of a former co-worker named Barbara who fell into hard times. This tiny, heavy set woman went from a office job to behind bars to dealin drugs in a matter of months...all because she borrowed someone&#8217;s car. Shame. Be on the lookout for my next one- it&#8217;s going to be about Bastardcast!]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Oct 2006 21:07:43 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>35 Barbara</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle />
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
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      <title>34 Severed Tendon Auntie</title>
      <description><![CDATA[blog.myspace.com/ladyraptastic: Three things: I ask you to tell me if you have made resolutions for the coming year, I share the involved and dramatic story of my Aunie with the severed tendon and I reveal my brush with celebrity.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Oct 2006 21:06:11 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>34 Severed Tendon Auntie</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
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      <title>33 Myspace Survey</title>
      <description><![CDATA[blog.myspace.com/ladyraptastic: This is my myspace survey in which I share my deepest darkest myspace thoughts. This myspace survey was made apparent to me by a myspace survey sender named Chocolate Cake.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Oct 2006 21:04:57 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>33 Myspace Survey</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle />
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
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      <title>32 Baby Stare</title>
      <description><![CDATA[blog.myspace.com/ladyraptastic: I sing a song on my way to the gym; I am taking care of my friend&#8217;s cat (she gave each of her cats to a friend cuz she know ain&#8217;t nobody going to take care of all three); I did not eat cake at the birthday party; my album is not finished but do not hate; A baby stare at me; I almost hit a dog in my car; I save a dog in the backyard. And that is the show, ho.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Oct 2006 21:03:18 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>32 Baby Stare</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle />
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
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      <title>31 Revenge of Nathan Skippet</title>
      <description><![CDATA[Nathan Skippet attacks me with his voicemails, as does another member of the community theater. I let Nathan have it once or twice.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Oct 2006 21:02:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>31 Revenge of Nathan Skippet</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle />
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~3/AQ8pyIjQ0cE/8163c9ea-281b-225e-059f-b6cc841f67c6.mp3</link>
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      <title>30 Judge Judy</title>
      <description><![CDATA[I call the Judge Judy Hotline in an attempt to get my court case on the show. I get a call back from them but it was not what I expected]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Oct 2006 20:29:08 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>30 Judge Judy</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle />
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
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      <title>29 New Years Eve Prep Part Two</title>
      <description><![CDATA[(Dis should have been posted 12-29-05 but my producer stupid. However, it still got entertainment value so listen anyway) I share (on the influence of caffeine pills) my excitedments for new Year&#8217;s Eve, my friend inviting me to the ATL (even though she datin a 20 year old man and I just KNOW they want me to get up in that mess), the person who was lettin me barrow they car died so LADY RAP GOT A CAR OKAAAAAY!!! Last and most least, I diss hardcore the bastardcast (bastardcast.com), this podcast that randomly asked me to be their myspace friend. I added them, but shouldn&#8217;t have until I listened to a show because it is absolutely horrible and amateurish, childish and plain stupid. Please go and listen for yourself and see how a stank podcast sounds...then come back to quality....Lady Raptastic.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Oct 2006 20:28:13 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>29 New Years Eve Prep Part Two</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~3/vu6U1-Ypnj0/872158cf-a963-f732-9db7-529cc3785e45.mp3</link>
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      <title>28 New years Eve Prep Part Two</title>
      <description><![CDATA[blog.myspace.com/ladyraptastic: (Dis should have been posted 12-29-05 but my producer stupid. However, it still got entertainment value so listen anyway) I share (on the influence of caffeine pills) my excitedments for new Year&#8217;s Eve, my friend inviting me to the ATL (even though she datin a 20 year old man and I just KNOW they want me to get up in that mess), the person who was lettin me barrow they car died so LADY RAP GOT A CAR OKAAAAAY!!! Last and most least, I diss hardcore the bastardcast (bastardcast.com), this podcast that randomly asked me to be their myspace friend. I added them, but shouldn&#8217;t have until I listened to a show because it is absolutely horrible and amateurish, childish and plain stupid. Please go and listen for yourself and see how a stank podcast sounds...then come back to quality....Lady Raptastic.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Oct 2006 20:26:10 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>28 New years Eve Prep Part Two</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
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      <title>27 New Years Eve prep</title>
      <description><![CDATA[I am under the weather so I am sorry for my excessive coughings....I talk about my New Years Eve outfit, Mariah and her 17th number one, a tea party down the street, making peace with the dog next door, the people at Judge Judy do not take me seriously (further info will be coming). I get inspirational for a brief moments, then get an idea of how to overcome my mounting table of legal bills.]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Oct 2006 20:24:11 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>27 New Years Eve prep</itunes:summary>
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      <title>26 King Kong</title>
      <description><![CDATA[Dis show wuz supposed to been aired awhile back but never got up, so some info is out of order with da rest of da shows...but shut up...ain&#8217;t nobody perfect especially yo a** okaaaay!!!! A friend invites me to go see King Kong; update on my friend&#8217;s car; A podcast association wants me to remove my podcast from the air because on a previous podcast I sing a line from Lovely Lady Lumps....but I got me a plan; yo crazy messages on da Lovely Lady Line improv da color of da world; I meet Simone on a bus who got a crazy story; I went on a date and I have some advice for your dating life; I welcome you to my myspace profile (myspace.com/ladyraptastic) and welcome my gay mens fans with open arms]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Oct 2006 20:23:13 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>26 King Kong</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
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      <title>25 Lovely Lady Line 2</title>
      <description><![CDATA[blog.myspace.com/ladyraptastic]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Oct 2006 20:20:09 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>00:11:19</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>25 Lovely Lady Line 2</itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      
      <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LadyRaptasticho/~3/mfV6GmR0wl8/2616c0de-6249-16d9-ecbe-a91319099702.mp3</link>
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      <title>24 Lovely Lady line 1</title>
      <description><![CDATA[blog.myspace.com/ladyraptastic]]></description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Oct 2006 20:17:13 GMT</pubDate>
      <itunes:duration>00:10:04</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Lady Raptastic</itunes:author>
      <itunes:summary>24 Lovely Lady line 1</itunes:summary>
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