Wrestling Team

Giggle Trough #2: Family Madness

jokes@wrestlingteam.org — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 22:23:17 +0000

I was up late last night cramming for my Econ final and fell asleep on my laptop. I was plagued by nightmares. When I woke up, I noticed that a video file called "mindwipe.mov" had appeared on my...

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Laugh Stains #6: The Bones of Crazy Randy

jokes@wrestlingteam.org — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 23:51:12 +0000

Everything in Hollywood is a remake these days. Or a remake of a remake. The movie biz is turning in on itself, and everyone is eating themselves alive in an orgy of death and cannibalism. So, we...

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Giggle Trough #1: Cunnilingus Riffs

jokes@wrestlingteam.org — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 19:57:10 +0000

What are Mark and I but children of the current age of consumerism? Marketing is the overlord, and who are we but serfs that genuflect at the feet of our master? So many question! So few...

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Laugh Stains #5: Hamptons

jokes@wrestlingteam.org — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 16:21:53 +0000

Andy and I are bitter, petty little failures, and naturally we resent those who have gotten the breaks in life we rightfully deserve. And what better target for our ire than the privileged,...

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Laugh Stains #4: One Poo Over the Cuckoo’s Nest

jokes@wrestlingteam.org — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 02:04:21 +0000

Mark and I wrote a comic book in 2008 based on two characters we had created: Vun Kleinlin, the celebrity ghost, and Thalia, the conservative muse of comedy. The two are joined together by a mystical...

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Cat-tar in Qatar

jokes@wrestlingteam.org — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 01:50:39 +0000

As our fans know, Andy and I have been writing our new album ("Purgatory’s Chill-dren") since last fall. We’ve been working diligently toward our April release date, but unfortunately this past month...

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Laugh Stains #3: Phantoms!

jokes@wrestlingteam.org — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 18:11:07 +0000

Mark and I used National Sketch Writing Month last September to try and discipline ourselves to write more normal sketches. For the most part, we were successful, but by the end of the month, I was...

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2010 State of the Union Highlights

jokes@wrestlingteam.org — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 19:17:57 +0000

Clips from President Obama’s historic speech, the first State of the Union Address from the first African-American President! Be sure to catch the 2-hour season premiere of “Lost.”...

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Real Finger, Fake Finger

jokes@wrestlingteam.org — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 19:11:45 +0000

Wrestling Team hosted the lovely improv team Froduce’s show on January 24th, and one of the bits we did in-between acts was a game we invented called Real Finger, Fake Finger. We won’t explain it...

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Laugh Stains #2: Vive L’Existence

jokes@wrestlingteam.org — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 21:53:11 +0000

Wrestling Team is back with more Laugh Stains! Laugh Stains, the comedy video podcast that n’everyone is n’talking about has returned for round two! This week, Wrestling Team is burning up the charts...

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Garfoolin’ Around

jokes@wrestlingteam.org — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 02:59:43 +0000

Mark and I fucking around + footage of my cats.

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Yakov ’Dice’ Smirnoff

jokes@wrestlingteam.org — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 20:39:49 +0000

Above anything else, Mark and I are historians of comedy, delving deep into the murky crapbin that is The Ghost of Humor Past. Whether it was Lenny Bruce’s ill-fated sitcom I Love Filthy or Mort...

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Laugh Stains #1: Love and Death

jokes@wrestlingteam.org — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 05:48:34 +0000

It’s the dawn of a new era for Wrestling Team: the premiere of our re-branded video podcast, "Laugh Stains!" Laugh Stains will offer the same Wrestling Team-style chuckles that you have come to...

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Wrestling Team Pilot Season: "Rockefeller Centaur"

jokes@wrestlingteam.org — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 23:26:57 +0000

In show’s business, you have to be prepared for constant rejection. When I pitched my latest passion project ("Rockefeller Centaur") to myself, I immediately passed on it. I felt that it wouldn’t...

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Craigslist

jokes@wrestlingteam.org — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 05:00:55 +0000

"Collaboration is to great art what the elephant is to the room." Cautious Clay, the head of Xrntivy Records, said that right before he confronted "Transparent" Terry Twill on the man’s rampant...

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Rubber Band of Brothers

jokes@wrestlingteam.org — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 00:32:14 +0000

Living in New York has it’s advantages. If I want a hoagie at any time in the afternoon, chances are I can find a sub shop and go to town on one of those grinders. If I want to bust my wife for...

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The Date

jokes@wrestlingteam.org — Mon, 18 May 2009 22:33:04 +0000

This one is just kind of weird. Based partially on a date I had a few weeks ago and also partially on a fictionalized version of that date my friend and I made up the day before. Was this a case of...

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Wrestling Episode III: "Charcoal Bonemeal Bergman" Trailer

jokes@wrestlingteam.org — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 00:58:48 +0000

How many times have you found yourself invoking an ancient proverb only to have your ankles turn to rust? How many times has your vacuum gotten embarassed and asked you for money so it can finish...

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Wrestling Team’s Ruminations #3: Gaza

jokes@wrestlingteam.org — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 07:33:39 +0000

I hope this video podcast finds you all well, my friends. Mark and I are in a safehouse in an undisclosed location at the moment. After the ADL heard that we were suggesting that perhaps the best way...

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Wrestling Team’s Ruminations #2: Obama’s Cabinet

jokes@wrestlingteam.org — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 05:18:49 +0000

Into every generation a stagemaster is born. An actor of unparalleled brilliance. Sir Laurence Olivier. Sir Ian McKellen. Sirhan Sirhan. To Serve Man. Ok, that last one’s a cookbook, but as will be...

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Wrestling Team’s Ruminations #1: Prop 8

jokes@wrestlingteam.org — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 17:57:24 +0000

Hello, folks. Mark and I haven’t created a video podcast for some time because we’ve been busy crying ourselves to sleep. It takes a lot out of you the next day, and when you try to actually get work...

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Two Girls, A Cup, and a Pizza Place

jokes@wrestlingteam.org — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 01:21:17 +0000

I oughtta stab you all. You think you’ve got the best of me and Mark? You think the threatening e-mails and phone calls at 3am are going to scare us off? You think you can intimidate us into entering...

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Perfect Situation

jokes@wrestlingteam.org — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:04:57 +0000

Thanks to living in two different states, Mark and I don’t get to record podcasts featuring the both of us very often, so we took a page out of the Sherman-Palladino playbook and figured what better...

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Coke Psychology IV

jokes@wrestlingteam.org — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 03:31:50 +0000

As all good things must come to an end and all Gorilla Grods must eventually be killed by Lex Luthor, so too must this series of Coke Psychologies tumble into the grave of finality like so many gummy...

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Coke Psychology III

jokes@wrestlingteam.org — Fri, 23 May 2008 04:55:24 +0000

Once again, there is version of events that I program on video for you, viewer, and watch to laugh, you may or mayn’t, but regardless, I call foul on your eyes. Once more into the breach doth I and...

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Coke Psychology II

jokes@wrestlingteam.org — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:29:06 +0000

Hey, dipshits. There’s a famous saying in the world of humor, “You can’t spell comedy without ‘come’.” And if that’s true, then after watching this,...

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Coke Psychology

jokes@wrestlingteam.org — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 07:29:37 +0000

Today a pal on a messageboard introduced me to "Pot Psychology", which you can see by clicking here. Watching it fills me with alternating bouts of desire and self-hatred, the former for being...

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Live at the BBT

jokes@wrestlingteam.org — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 17:49:11 +0000

Wow, we haven’t produced one of these for a while - the hazards of not living in the same city, and also, of being lazy. Hey get off my brain’s back, Superego! You don’t even exist, and Freud was a...

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Live @ The Khyber

jokes@wrestlingteam.org — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 21:39:40 +0000

The very funny Stilborn in the USA comedy tour was coming through Pennsylvania and we somehow got hooked up with them (see the live review on the website for more details). And what a delightful...

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Live @ Future Tenant, Thursday, 6/21/07

jokes@wrestlingteam.org — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 05:41:50 +0000

We, Wrestling Team, performed at Evicted, the biweekly (?) comedy night at the Pittsburgh Cultural Trust’s Future Tenant space, featuriing local improv ensemble Hustlebot, and now we’re uploading it...

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La Mort de Misogynie Ironique

jokes@wrestlingteam.org — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 08:26:34 +0000

I have to post this quickly...I’m afraid I’ve been shot...and...I don’t have much time left. You have to understand, there was this tree, and it, it was impermeable. I can’t think of another way to...

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RE: Lip-Stync

jokes@wrestlingteam.org — Sat, 30 Jun 2007 17:28:16 +0000

The freshness of parody run through the wringer of Wrestling Team’s stale absurdity yields this Youtub of shit. Does my disparagement turn you away? Does it make you scream? Can it heal the cut you...

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Lip-Stync

jokes@wrestlingteam.org — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 00:55:15 +0000

Gentle Robeasts, stop your fighting, for another Wrestling Team podcast is here. Let it salve your wounds and balm your Gilead as if it were a nepenthe for your weiner region. And as your scabrous...

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King of Queens

jokes@wrestlingteam.org — Wed, 09 May 2007 08:26:02 +0000

When the possibility of a job creating content for a youtube-like site reared its head for your intrepid narrator - AKA me, Andy, 1/2 of your beloved Wrestling Team - I jumped at the chanced, and...

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Commentary on "Bunch’a Wackys"

jokes@wrestlingteam.org — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 22:16:47 +0000

This week’s edition of the Wrestling Team video podcast is a particularly special treat. For the first time ever since their last commentary recording session, the singular minds behind...

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Wrestling Team Fakes Manhattan part II

jokes@wrestlingteam.org — Sat, 10 Mar 2007 02:17:56 +0000

If it isn’t one thing with those two bumbling oafs called Wrestling Team it’s two things. And if it isn’t three things it’s fore! Watch out because those goofballss have ssliced and the golfballs of...

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Wrestling Episode 2: A Batshit Museum On Five Hours Sleep (Part 9)

jokes@wrestlingteam.org — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 22:50:59 +0000

Can you believe we’ve made it all the way to the final part of Wrestling Team Episode 2: A Batshit Museum on Five Hours Sleep together? Me neither. So, I guess it’s time for you to place a call to...

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Wrestling Episode 2: A Batshit Museum On Five Hours Sleep (Part 8)

jokes@wrestlingteam.org — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 01:41:59 +0000

The penultimate installment of Wrestling Team Episode 2: A Batshit Museum on Five Hours Sleep! Only on the Wrestling Team podcast could one witness such a momentous occasion. Perhaps you should mark...

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Wrestling Episode 2: A Batshit Museum On Five Hours Sleep (Part 7)

jokes@wrestlingteam.org — Fri, 02 Feb 2007 21:21:50 +0000

Ladies, part 7 of Wrestling Team Episode 2 is geared towards you. Or should we said it’s a cog... in the biological clock wired to your uterus, and the seconds are ticking down. Perhaps it’s time for...

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Wrestling Episode 2: A Batshit Museum On Five Hours Sleep (Part 6)

jokes@wrestlingteam.org — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 03:27:51 +0000

Part 6 of Wrestling Team Episode 2 has arrived! And with it comes the spectral slime of the in between! Grab a cloth and wipe through the supernature and then cry a river of laughs! In order to fully...

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Wrestling Episode 2: A Batshit Museum On Five Hours Sleep (Part 5)

jokes@wrestlingteam.org — Sat, 20 Jan 2007 03:32:22 +0000

After Wrestling Team’s humiliatory rebut on the New York stage, the Wrestling Team video podcast continues triumphantly with the epic fifth passage of A Batshit Museum on Five Hours Sleep. Just not...

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Wrestling Episode 2: A Batshit Museum On Five Hours Sleep (Part 4)

jokes@wrestlingteam.org — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 22:47:58 +0000

Taking a hard look at the social heirarchies of the collective American childhood, Wrestling Team decided to use their Truth Ray to expose the Truth about Cats, Dogs, and You and I as People. The...

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Wrestling Episode 2: A Batshit Museum On Five Hours Sleep (Part 3)

jokes@wrestlingteam.org — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 23:24:00 +0000

Part 3 of the Wrestling Team video podcast recounts the origin story of an exciting new superhero. In the gritty style of Sam Peckinpah’s forgotten classic, "Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man", the third...

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Wrestling Episode 2: A Batshit Museum On Five Hours Sleep (Part 2)

jokes@wrestlingteam.org — Sat, 23 Dec 2006 18:59:12 +0000

"Part 2 of Wrestling Team Episode 2" is the rare sequel that is wetter than the original!" - Terrence Phallic. This is the second part of the second episode of Wrestling Team’s sketch comedy show. We...

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Wrestling Episode 2: A Batshit Museum On Five Hours Sleep (Part 1)

jokes@wrestlingteam.org — Fri, 22 Sep 2006 22:52:13 +0000

Part 1 of Wrestling Team Episode 2 is the most categorized sketch comedy video on Earth*! * source: Reuters

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