Listen to "The Band" with Cousin Jay and Garrett, Sports Entertainment at it’s finest. Listen as these two take a politically incorrect and sarcastic view on sports and entertainment. With the show’s roots firmly planted in sports, The Band habitually spins off into their own worlds often ending up in the fields of entertainment and pop culture. Please do not think of your hosts as expert analysts, their view on sports is truly unique and the view of "fans" because in the end, that is what Cousin Jay and Garrett are, FANS! If you have become tired of the same cliches, responses, and answers that are reflected on other sports shows from television to radio, Cousin Jay and Garrett, will truly give their own opinion, whether you want to hear it or not. The Band apologizes in advance as they, especially Cousin Jay, says whatever is on his mind. He is an equal opportunity hater, while Garrett adds balance to Cousin Jay’s anger with his smooth, and less offensive, insight. All in all, The Band just tries to cover sports with hilarious comedy and thier unique perspective on reality. Now Listen to the Band!
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]]>Cousin Jay and Garrett discuss the finer points of drinking and well....poop. More Karaoke and other madness; not a lot of sports.
]]>SHOW NUMBER 50!! What a great show this week or month or whatever! This episode is filled with great comedy and the BEST KARAOKE ever (not just by Cousin Jay and Garrett, but EVER)!!
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-Thank you, Cousin Jay (I will not be held responsible)
Next week, the Band renews its segment on B*tches You’d Like to B#ng! Also, Karaoke. Feel free to send your requests and lists of your Top 5 Woman you would like to romance : )
]]>Sorry for the long lay-off, but you know how things go. The Band is back! Both Cousin Jay and Garrett have had "some things" come up over the last month, new studio, parenthood, and softball. Thanks for being patient, we hope to be back on track in the coming weeks, but for now........?
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]]>First and foremost the The Band needs to give props to J.C. from Rock Monster for taking time out of his busy schedule to record our intro for us. Thank You. Now for the show content, after a week off, Cousin Jay and Garrett have plenty on their minds. First with an American Idol recap, then on to the NCAA mens and womens championship. Congrats to UF and UT, Cousin Jay is very upset that his Maryland ’Terps couldn’t repeat, but all is forgiven. Also on the docket for the show is racism in this day and age as well as everyone’s new favorite sport, FIGHTING!. . . or just the UFC.
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That’s exactly what Sanjaya’s sister was doing while watching her brother perform on American Idol this past week. Also, Cousin Jay can’t stop talking about his infatuation with Lady Vol’ Candace Parker as well as his love for NCAA women’s college baseketball. Not to worry, The Band discusses the NBA and Kobe’s "great" scoring performances and the NFL’s upcoming draft and player movements. Questions? emailtheband@verizon.net
]]>Things go CRAZY on The BAND! Garrett’s gone nutz, and Cousin Jay follows. Get ready for the 1st Annual Cousin Jay & Garrett Sports Combine, kinda like the NFL’s Combine, only different. Cousin Jay, Garrett, and friends will be participating in their own Combine, set to include the 40 yrd dash, weight lifting, chicken wing eating, and other shenanigans! Want to participate or have any ideas for events? emailtheband@verizon.net
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For all of you MMA fans out there, we have a real treat for you! RFC newcomer and "Professional", Kevin Davis, sits down with Cousin Jay and Garrett to talk about his most recent fight inside the octagon. Also on the show: discussions on the newest American Idol scandal, the NBA’s upcoming playoffs, as well as the latest on the NFL combine. Next show will post on Saturday, March 10th, when the Band has their own American Idol contest and Cousin Jay & Garrett will perform some of the tasks from the NFL combine, should be outstanding. If you would like to participate: emailtheband@verizon.net ]]>Cousin Jay talks about taking interracial athletes back to the "white side". Also....some sports chatter on the NBA, College Basketball, and Football.
]]>Cousin Jay and Garrett preview the Colts vs Bears Super Bowl, make predictions, as well as an Indecent Proposal with David Beckham. Check it out, and let us know what you think.
]]>The Band is back. Sorry for the time off, but Cousin Jay and Garrett are back with a bang. With the Gators’ coming off one impressive National Championship, The Band comes at you with full force. Don’t forget the discussion on the NFL playoffs as well as some classic random thoughts on movies, television, and the debut of Cousin Jay’s "Tips for the Ladies"!! It is a must for any fan of sports, humor, or really anything (also a few random thoughts about sex. . . not involving asian porn. . . sorry Carlos).
]]>Closing out the year with Cousin Jay and Garrett. Short show, tones of content. NCAA Bowl games, NFL playoff picture, and plenty of rambling jibberish. Questions or Comments: emailtheband@verizon.net
]]>The Band discusses the latest NBA fight and the Iverson trade. Also, for all the Hurricane fans, The Cuban Point of View dropps in to give, well his point of view on the new head coach of "The U". Any comments, emailtheband@verizon.net
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Well, really Cousin Jay as fallen sick to the vicious disease of Cystic Fibrosis; or he just has a cold (one of the two). There’s much discussion on the upcoming NCAA bowl games and why Cousin Jay and Garrett don’t care about Basketball anymore. Your hero’s continue their great picks as A-Team vs GUnit continues. Have fun and enjoy! emailtheband@verizon.net
Karaoke is back with a great Partridge Family Classic. The Band also follows up with BCS and NCAA bowl game chatter. Also there is a lot of talk on the potential MLB Hall of Fame inductees. Of course, the Band continues A-Team vs. G-Unit and NFL talk. If you’re from Polk County Florida, you’ll remember the famed Green Parrot; somehow it becomes a topic of discussion by the end of the show. No one ever knows what will "come up" next on The Cousin Jay & Garrett Sports Show!
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The Professionals join the Band, well Tygerstylez shows up and Garrett transforms in to "G-Wes". Surprisingly he doesn’t look or sound any different. There are some topics about sports and taking a dump (Mmm that felt good). Don’t forget UF plays FSU this weekend. Enjoy, and happy Thanksgiving. emailtheband@verizon.net
]]>From the start, Adam & Garrett jump into controversial topics such as race and "big girl lovin" because big girls need love too! Oh, and there’s some sports talk mixed in somewhere around there. You must listen to this week’s show, and let them know where you stand on the issue! E-mail the guys at emailtheband@verizon.net and let them know what you think!
]]>For the First Time Garrett takes over hosting the show. This episode contains not only the normal chatter on NCAA football and the NFL, but also some wrap up stories on MLB and the recent start of the NBA. The Band discusses the status of the Tampa Bay Bucs and Cousin Jay’s feelings on waiting for Coach Gruden to turn things around. A-Team vs G-Unit continues as Cousin Jay leads the series w/a 13-12 record compared to Garrett’s 7-17 win-loss record. If you watch to Friday Night Lights, don’ miss Garrett’s 3 minute wrap up. Tons of entertainment news in the last segment of the show.
]]>Garrett takes the night off and Cousin Jay takes over the podcast airwaves for the night. For the 1st time ever, The Band has an interview. No matter how ghetto the interview ended up, just blame the Cuban. This weeks show has a strong base in College Football, Cousin Jay’s favorite. With out Garrett, Cousin is lost and just sticks with what he knows best (which is a pretty short list). Hope you all enjoy and if you don’t read this each week to preview each show...then to you I say "Su madre es burro"! For those of you who do read the preview, thanks.
]]>The Band turns in another great show! The Show kicks off with MLB and World Series Chatter. Because neither Cousin Jay nor Garrett cares about baseball, that doesn’t last very long. Neither does the latest talk on the NBA. Thank God there’s still football to be played and the A-Team vs. G-Unit is continued (as Garrett went 0-4 last week!). What is wrong with FSU and UM, and why is Gator fan screaming for Tebow to play more. The show comes to an end when Garrett and Cousin Jay break into a discussion on Entertainment and Porn, now that’s tons of fun. Sorry there was no show last week, so we wanted to come in strong tonight! Have fun! emailtheband@verizon.net
]]>The Band shows their discust for the Major League Baseball playoffs and for the New York Yankees. Does anyone care that the NBA has kicked off with recent pre-season games? As usual A-Team vs G-Unit gets competitive. Does anyone care that Ed Herman lost his first UFC fight since TUF? Garrett and Cuz J breakdown the status of the NFL, now five weeks into the season. Does anyone read these show summaries? Also the Band gets back into UFC and Entertainment with their favorite movies of the year. Who cares...., Nobody Listens Anyway, Damn it!
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Episode 23: The Band Plays Doctor, NOT with each other! Cousin Jay and Garrett discuss the amazing stories of Chris Simms getting his freakin’ spleen removed and T.O.’s emtional and pyschological state. Listen to Cousin Jay as he "drops some knowledge" and proves he did actually learn something while getting his degree in Psychology from FSU. Don’t forget a few minutes of A-Team vs G-Unit and the Mighty "Nole Chat" on their QB dilemma. Garrett takes one step forward toward greatness in the rap game while Cousin Jay looks from afar in beautiful Polk County.
]]>In this episode, you’ll undoubtely notice the crappy sound quality, but the content provided by Cousin Jay & Garrett is as good as its ever been! It’s all football once again as this week the guys continue with early NFL coverage, and breakdown what’s wrong with the NFL & NCAA football teams in Florida. Plus, you’ll hear other assorted ramblings about confusing mascots, Florida State worship (suprise), and Kellen Winslow, Jr.
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- Cousin Jay, out (Ryan Seacrest Rules!)
]]>The Band continues on with the preview of UF and FSU, plus, another PS2 controller rage story. The Band kicks off the NFL season by previewing the NFC and AFC East. Each week from here on out, Cousin Jay and Garrett will preview two divisons until the kick off of the season. Send your picks for each divison winners to emailtheband@verizon.net or post them at www.myspace.com/adamandgarrett.
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The Band is back! Unfortunately Cousin Jay has been very sick, and has nearly lost his voice completely! He decided to suck it up and give it a try and this is the show that came out. Preview of NCAA College Football plus new movie releases. Send us your stories about breaking PS2 controllers to emailtheband@verizon.net
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