Bob and Bill Show

BaBS - #59

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 04:36:00 GMT

Episode #59--Yes, we’re still alive!! It’s like a history lesson, what has happened since we last did a podcast? We’ll give you the results of the Valentine’s Day Poll (wow, has it been that long?) and introduce you to a new Spring Poll. Who’s celebrating a birthday in Hollywood and in the podcasting world? David Letterman and Baltimore Orioles’ Manager, Dave Trembley stops by and says something. You can’t forget about Larry the Rabid Ranter!! News and Sports from The Onion a NEW Top Ten List and Redneck Dictionary Word of the day!! Bill also has a great website/program for your listening pleasures! Websites of the day: Screamer Radio and the menu attachment for it Screamer Menu Everything is FREE!! Oh yeah, and did we mention that we have yet ANOTHER NEW VOICEMAIL NUMBER!! 206-666-1988! Call it, PLEASE!!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU USE TOO MUCH FOUL LANGUAGE
10. Your executive job has the letters A-I-G in it.

9. You’re currently looking for a Des Moines radio job (Wait-where in the hell is Des Moines?)

8. Your financial planner has the names Bernie and Madoff

7. Your daily diet consists of Dove and Irish Spring

6. You use your hands too much (No wait, that’s a sign you use too much sign language. Hey -you try and come up with something better, you clown face!)

5. You spent a night at a Washington Nationals game (It’s baseball season, catch the fever you donkeys!!)

4. God Damnit--There’s no #4 for this list!

3. You’re trying to finish this Top Ten List. Am I right people?

2. You’ve taken over anything that was previously run by George W. Bush

1. Duh--You still listen to this podcast!

BaBS - #58 (PH5)

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 19:21:00 GMT

Episode #58--It’s here, like Bob’s age. It’s time for another POWER HOUR!! In this show, we’ll tell you how to play (if this is your first time listening), we’ll talk about our cool beverage dispenser (picture of it can be seen on our flickr page, the digital transition, famous celebrity birthdays, addicting website of the day, old poll results, new poll, News of the Weird, Larry the Rabid Ranter stops by, the News and Sports Onion, a cool email on another drinking game played by a co-worker, and the famous tongue twisters later in the show to make us more funny to listen to, the redneck dictionary word of the day and a brand new Top Ten List. Oh and a major FEAT is accomplished by one of us!! To see the addicting website of the day just click here!!

ONE of the Top Ten Lists that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU’VE HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK
10. You are still looking for weapons of mass destruction

9. You start poking your brother in the ass with a needle (Hey that McGwire really went deep on this one)

8. You are not ready for the digital tv transition (hell, even Bob got his converter box you weasels)

7. You think Republicans can handle our economy (Good riddance Bush, you monkey-boy)

6. Two words: Playstation Phone

5. You’re auctioning off spots on the Bob and Bill show (Oh my god, I’ve been Blagojevich-ed!)

4. You believe loaded guns make good stage props (check out the high school seniors performing in "Of Mice and Men" in your Florida theatres!)

3. You’re still laughing at these Top Ten Lists (am I right people?)

2. You auction off your virginity to Bob and Bill

1. You miss a Power Hour because God knows nobody should ever miss a Power Hour!

BaBS - #57

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 22:03:00 GMT

Episode #57--We’re back before the holidays! Do we have anything new to talk about within the last month? We’ll give you the results of the Thanksgiving Poll and introduce you to a new Christmas Poll. Who’s celebrating a birthday in Hollywood? George W. Bush and people from Walmart stop by and say something. You can’t forget about Larry the Rabid Ranter!! News and Sports from The Onion. And a NEW Top Ten List! Bill will also have a "tip/trick" of the day to do with websites. Bill also SINGS the Twelve Days of Recession! Listen here! To follow along with the days here they are! An application for bankruptcy, 2- Collection calls, 3- Piles of bills, 4- Broke banks, 5- Months in denial, 6- Jobs a-pplying, 7- Companies a begging, 8- States a whining, 9- Stocks a crashing, 10- Factories a shutting, 11- Months job hunting, 12- Homes foreclosing

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN REJECTED CHRISTMAS SONG TITLES
10. Oh Little Cash That I Now Own

9. I’m Beginning to Smoke Just Like Obama

8. Global Warming Wonderland

7. Larry Craig is Coming To Pee

6. Dick Cheney Roasting On An Open Fire

5. All I Want For Christmas Is My Job--Am I Right Folks?

4. Duck Because the Shoes Are Coming

3. Jiggle Balls

2. I Saw Bob and Bill Kissing Santa Claus

1. Rosie the Red Faced Intern

BaBS - #56

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 21:45:00 GMT

Episode #56--We’re finally back! Did you think we went missing after the last Power Hour episode? After a two month vacation, we’ve done a lot since then. We’ll talk about what we’ve been up to. We’ll give you the results of the "Official Beer of the Bob and Bill Show Power Hour Podcasts" and introduce you to a new Thanksgiving Poll. Who’s celebrating a birthday in Hollywood? George W. Bush and Neil Patrick Harris "voice" their concerns. You can’t forget about Larry the Rabid Ranter!! News and Sports from The Onion. And a NEW Top Ten List! Websites of the day were Antique Fizz and My TV Theme Songs

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN SURPRISES IN THE NEW FRIDAY THE 13TH MOVIE
10. John McCain has starring role

9. Movie’s plot revolves around fighting Monks

8. Scenes are scarier than, you guessed it, Bob’s prom night.

7. Jason has new guest slot on ’The View’

6. Dick Cheney is Jason’s father. (Jason, I am your fah-ther)

5. The only choking going on is Penn State football team

4. Movie was actually done on Friday the 14th

3. The thing that kills off Jason is his Circuit City stock

2. Due to changes in the bailout plan, Jason chooses to go after President Bush

1. Small segment features pro wrestling debuts of Jason and Sarah Palin.

BaBS - #55 (PH4)

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 04:31:00 GMT

Episode #55--It’s here, like a Canadian holiday on the calendar. It’s time for another POWER HOUR!! In this show, no only will we get frickin’ wasted and one of us will have uncontrollable hiccups but we’ll also talk about past Power Hours, famous celebrities stopping by to give us a "word", old poll results, new poll, News of the Weird, one of our brand new segments "Profanity Sports Reporting", Larry the Rabid Ranter stops by, The News and Sports Onion, a cure for your hangovers website which you can go to by clicking here and THREE Top Ten Lists!!

ONE of the Top Ten Lists that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ARE TOO OLD TO BE PRESIDENT
10. It takes you two weeks to fix Bob’s truck

9. The only cabinet meeting you can handle is between you and the medicine cabinet

8. The Green Bay Packers won’t let you play quarterback for them

7. Lou Lemenick is starting to hit you in movie theatres (Hey, don’t mess with the Ebert you punk!)

6. You can’t remember if you had sexual relations with a woman, but you’d like to.

5. Your political ads are sponsored by Dentu-Creme

4. You remember when gas prices were cheap. Remember to vote in November, you knuckleheads!

3. These lame Top Ten lists still make you laugh

2. You actually think that 9/11 and Iraq are linked

1. 69 isn’t your lifestyle, it’s your age!

BaBS - #54

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Wed, 6 Aug 2008 21:20:00 GMT

Episode #54--It’s that time of year for the Olympics and the State Fairs! Oh boy! We can hardly contain ourselves! We’ve got a new Olympic poll for you to vote on, Rick Springfield, Paris Hilton and her mom stop by and say something. Larry and his cursing cousin Kevin stop by and talk about the Olympics and the State Fair. News and sports from The Onion, celebrity birthdays, a listener written top ten list FOR BOB and a new top ten list BY BOB! To download the FREE Library program (called LIBRA) to keep track of your collections click here.

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN POINT ONE THINGS BOB HAS OVERHEARD SINCE HIS BIRTHDAY
10. The Green Bay Packers are paying you NOT to podcast

9. I thought I saw you entering that Delta airplane bathroom

8. Mary-Kate Olson can take care of that headache for you

7. You’re the most bitchin’ member of NKOTB (NKOTB Reunion Tour-get your tickets now)

6. You even make John McCain look young

5. I bet you can do a heck of a backgrab (that’s a gymnastics term folks, watch the Olympics this year and root for some tiny teenage ass!)

4.1 Let’s go party at Andy Dick’s house

4. Happy Birthday Regis, no wait, everyone knows you’re not cool enough to be Regis.

3. Hillary called, she wants her pantsuit back

2. Hey, aren’t you the loser that writes the lame top ten lists?

1. Look out folks, he’s been SPITZERED!

BaBS - #53

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Tue, 8 Jul 2008 23:14:00 GMT

Episode #53--We’re both back! Thankfully! Bill can’t carry a show to save his life! We think it’s because he wasn’t interrupted and he didn’t know what to do! Bill visits the dentist. A cell phone popcorn hoax is tried? Another Old Chicago Mini-Tour has started. An interesting look at the Iowa floods compared to the New Orleans floods. Larry stops by with a weird abnormality and we hear a word from Christie Brinkley and John McCain! News and sports from The Onion, celebrity birthdays, and a NEW TOP TEN LIST! Don’t forget to vote on our current poll as well!! To visit the CELL PHONE POPCORN VIDEO click here. To see some awesome air guitar video click here! To learn the workings of an air guitar click here.

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU’RE NOT GOING TO WIN THE AIR GUITAR WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
10. You’re not wearing a mullet, because we all know the winners have mullets

9. You pick music by crappy groups, like, for example...Bon Jovi

8. All your time is focused on ruining the economy

7. Matt Walsh is your assistant

6. Preoccupied following truly uninteresting Olympic Trials. Hey, United States, go kick some Chinese ass!

5. You support a pointless overseas war in an oil based country...no, wait, that’s a sign you won’t win the presidential nomination

4. No number four on this list, writer out buying Guitar Hero Aerosmith-available in stores now!

3. You’ve got a bad air drummer

2. All your advice is from those people at Nintendo DS

1. You’re too busy playing with your WII

BaBWS - #52

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 05:34:00 GMT

Episode #52--It’s a little different kind of show. IT’s the Bill and Bill’s WIFE show! We’ll tell you how our wedding went, which one of us got sick on our wedding day, how the reception was and Bob’s BEST one liner caught on tape! Laid back on our Honeymoon, some snips here and there. We’ll tell you the winner of the old poll and get a NEW poll ready. We read some celebrity birthdays, and Bill wrote his own TOP TEN LIST! We’ll also have clips from the iRiver recorded on our honeymoon. And a very relaxing/soothing ending for you to sleep to.

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU HAVE A BAD GPS SYSTEM
10. No matter how hard you try, it won’t let you leave Des Moines, IA!

9. It takes you directly to jail and you don’t even get to pass GO!

8. It thinks you’re a storm spotter and starts making you drive TOWARDS the tornadoes

7. Your Green Potato Sack in your car window isn’t quite what you thought G-P-S stood for

6. It’s starts playing music like "Who Says You Can’t Go Home" and "Lost Highway", no, wait, take out your "Best of Suicidal Music" and plug in your GPS.

5. It tells you to "get up out of dis hizzy before you get a pop capped in yo’ ass fool!"

4. It starts spouting letters such as L-O-L and L-M-A-O

3. It keeps taking you to Bob’s house

2. It keeps telling you to turn left every quarter mile...no wait, that means you’re on a NASCAR track! Get off now before you cause a crash!

1. Once you get completely lost it starts saying, "No worries mon, yeah mon, and Irie!" Umm, actually just stay where you’re at...you’re in JAMAICA MON!

BaBS - 51

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Wed, 14 May 2008 19:54:00 GMT

Episode #51--And we’re back! Finally! We’ve both been very busy (well, ok, maybe just Bill cause he’s getting MARRIED soon!) We talk about what we’ve been up to, how we used our Economic Stimulus checks, Larry the Rabid Ranter stops by. News and sports from The Onion, celebrity birthdays, and a NEW TOP TEN LIST! The most famous person in baseball (Barry Bonds) stops by with a few words. We also have TWO words from the Redneck Dictionary! Don’t forget to vote on our NEW POLL as well!! To visit the WEBSITE OF THE PODCAST, click here!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU’RE AT A BAD MOVIE
10. The woman in the movie is wearing a pantsuit and just won’t go away

9. Movie is made solely on advice from Dr. Phil

8. "How I Won the War" sequel stars George W. Bush

7. "Eight Men Out" involves two Governors and six hookers

6. You hear songs like "You Give Love a Bad Name" and "Blaze of Glory"...no wait, those are signs you’re at a bad concert

5. It has the words "fraggle" and "rock" in the title

4. It depends on a guest spot from Rosie O’Donnell to add glamour

3. Have no idea, couldn’t go due to high gas prices, am I right people???

2. The real joke is, Bob wrote this list and he doesn’t even watch movies!

1. "When Harry Met Sally" has two Harrys and NO Sally

BaBS - 50

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:04:00 GMT

Episode #50--Are you ready for this?! Are you really ready? 50 shows. What possibly could we have on this show? We say we’ll revisit a segment we did on episode #26 but we forget to, oh and how ’bout a NEW show open? A word from former governor Eliot Spitzer, the Easter Bunny and Larry the Rabid Ranter. News and sports from The Onion, celebrity birthdays, and a NEW TOP TEN LIST! That’s not all! We need to celebrate the past 49 shows so we have a special Highlight Reel AND a very special PSA. This one is for our listeners and a special "gift" from the Bob and Bill show. Listen to it for details on how to get your free gift!! Don’t forget to vote on our NEW POLL as well!!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN POSSIBLE SURPRISES IN THE NEXT 50 EPISODES OF THE BOB AND BILL SHOW
10. Oh, I don’t know...maybe more lame comedy?

9. We become famous in deadbeat towns like Des Moines, Iowa

8. Regular appearances by Heather Mills, until she finds out we are both not rich rock stars

7. Sorry, due to a lack of funding there is no number seven on this list--save it for the next 50, SPANKY

6. Paternity tests come back busting one of us as the father of Britney’s next child

5. George W. Bush will guest star to discuss his plans for the first presidential picture book library

4. We will bring peace to all nations via our super podcast powers

3. That we actually do another 50 episodes

2. Nothing--just the same slapped together crap we’ve done up until now

1. Expensive sex, loose women, and empty bank accounts--that’s only after we both become governors

BaBS - 49

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 21:54:00 GMT

Episode #49--Can you feel the excitement?! This is the LAST time you’ll have to hear this show open! It’s been playing since our very FIRST episode. Please e-mail us at bobandbillshow@gmail.com or call our voicemail at 206-222-2463 (that’s 206-cab-a-hoe) and wish us a HAPPY 50TH SHOW! Please!!?? Come listen to us talk about our exciting trip to Cedar Falls, listen to our VOICEMAIL!, a word from Bob?, news and sports from The Onion, Larry stops by and we have an all NEW Bytch Forum from Bob, celebrity birthdays, and a NEW TOP TEN LIST! You HEARD the song, now see the VIDEO of "If Britney Was My Mom". Website mentioned on the podcast to check out: Mister Pumpkin Head Send in your creations and we will add them to our flickr page! Don’t forget to vote on our POLL!!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN REJECTED VALENTINE’S CARD MESSAGES
10. This lame card is a product of the latest writer’s strike

9. Let’s go hunting (from Dick Cheney)

8. This year I gave you up for Lent

7. Here’s tickets to the new Star Wars cartoon movie

6. You were certainly worth going to prison for

5. The Botox makes you look sensational

4. You’re my seventh best online lover

3. Will you marry me? (from Richard Simmons)

2. Thanks for being our most loyal fan (from Bob and Bill)

1. Will you PLEASE, PLEASE be my Valentine!? (Love Britney)

BaBS - 48

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 08:59:00 GMT

Episode #48--This is our FIRST podcast of 2008 and definitely NOT our last! C’mon, you know everyone’s waiting for Episode #50 with a NEW show open and other surprises. So why listen to this episode? We reveal our poll results and bring up a new one, we have a Bytch Forum from both Bob and Bill that you won’t believe, celebrity birthdays, a word from Randy Moss, News of the Weird, we show our love to President Bush, read your comments, Larry stops by, and the ALL NEW TOP TEN LIST! Website mentioned on the podcast to check out: Celebrity Death Beeper Don’t forget to vote on our POLL!!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN THINGS WE CAN LOOK FOR IN 2008
10. A World Championship for the Orioles or Cubs-just kidding

9. Ten more Eddie Murphy marriages

8. Britney goes from crazy to stupid crazy

7. Cheating makes you a champion, right Coach Belichick?

6. Bob’s public confession that he’s really a three-legged gorilla

5. Bill to finally come clean about his ties to the Mitchell report

4. No number 4, just an announcement to support the writers. Yeah, there’s a writer’s strike going on.

3. Bush’s ass out the front door of the White House-am I right people???

2. The same winning formula of lame comedy you’ve come to expect from Bob and Bill

1. Five words--"We are bringing SEXY BACK!"

BaBS - Holiday Message

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 03:51:00 GMT

We (Bob and Bill) wanted to wish everyone the happiest and safest holidays so instead write about it, why not do some audio? And, we had the ONE and ONLY, Santa Clause stop by our studios. He’s not too happy either! If you can believe this, he’s even angrier than Larry and his cursing cousin Kevin! Watch out, cause heeeeerrrrrreeeeeeee’s SANTA!

BaBS - Christmas Present

Sun, 9 Dec 2007 01:24:00 GMT

Wanted to share with everybody the present we got from one of our fans and we opened it LIVE on our recent podcast! Thanks loyal fan!

BaBS - 47

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Thu, 6 Dec 2007 02:56:00 GMT

Episode #47-- What have we been doing since Thanksgiving? Drinking BEER at Old Chicago maybe? Do we risk our lives and go shopping on Black Friday? We hear from someone who thought it was "SUPER SWEET". We have voicemails! But who are they from? We also hear special ’words’ from the best trio put together, Don Imus, Hulk Hogan and Santa! Larry and his cousin make yet another return! And of course we can’t forget a NEW Top Ten List!
**WEBSITE to check out: Virtual Pool Put this pool table together with the virtual dartboard and you can open your own virtual bar. Watch out for the PINK BALL! Beat Bill’s score of Rd. 2/635 pts.

Listen at the end of the show and guess what MOVIE the quote is from!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD ON BLACK FRIDAY
10. I guess we’re not the only idiots out at 4 a.m.

9. I haven’t been this excited since I heard about the Jackson 5 reunion tour

8. I think I see Amy Winehouse in her underwear!

7. Look-our line’s almost as long as the striking writers’ picket line

6. Prices are falling just like a dancing Marie Osmand

5. Hey, it’s only trespassing if you get caught, you punks!

4. Where’s the cheap booze? Am I right folks??

3. You’re right, this sure beats online shopping in my jockey shorts

2. Fuckin’ sweet!

1. Wii this!

BaBS - 46

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 18:39:00 GMT

Episode #46-- We’re finally back, where have we been? What have we been doing? What’s NEW in Bob and Bill’s life AND the show? Find out in this packed show full of NEW things. Like: New poll, new pictures on our flickr page, NEW celebrity birthdays and an old listener birthday, NEW News of the weird, news headlines from a NEW source, new e-mails, new bytch forum and straight outta comptin’, Larry and his cousin make a return! And of course we can’t forget a NEW Top Ten List!
**WEBSITE to check out: Select a Candidate Don’t know who you’re going to vote for President? Get some help on who agrees with your issues.

Listen at the end of the show and guess what MOVIE the quote is from!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN THINGS BOB AND BILL ARE THANKFUL FOR
10. Striking show-writers only picket on weekends when we’re not in town

9. The current cheap gas prices

8. Stephon Marbury hasn’t quit on us. You can’t quit the Bob and Bill Show!

7. The whiskey buzz hits just as we start this show

6. We didn’t get Hanna Montana tickets--wait, who the hell IS Hanna Montana?

5. Botox

4. This list isn’t any less funny than the usual crap we slap together

3. Our adoring fans--am I right people?

2. We’re not queer like those losers, Bert and Ernie

1. We don’t have this name: George W. Bush

BaBS - 45

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 03:56:00 GMT

Episode #45-- The episode after the episode....of Power Hour. Talk some Old Chicago, Tony Stewart, Celebrity birthdays, BONGO News, Sportspickle, we read your e-mails and comments, a bytch forum by Bob and Bill, and we introduce a NEW character!!
**WEBSITE to check out: Columbus Day Trivia Make a guy walk the plank of a pirate ship if you know your Columbus history!

Listen at the end of the show and guess what MOVIE the quote is from!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU MOVED TO A BAD NEIGHBORHOOD
10. Instead of a neighborhood swimming pool, you have a cess pool

9. Local grocery store pharmacy is all you can steal

8. Holiday celebrations don’t have parades, they have funeral processions

7. Location has these three words: Des Moines Iowa

6. Larry Craig keeps stopping by asking to use your bathroom

5. Every Wednesday night at local tavern is Jihad Night

4. Sorry, due to lack of funding, there is no #4 for this list

3. People think head scarves on Barbie Dolls is a good idea.

2. Dear Abby shows up wanting to plan your wedding

1. You live next door to Bob and Bill

BaBS - 44 (PH3)

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Sun, 16 Sep 2007 17:33:00 GMT

Episode #44-- POWERHOUR III!! ’REVENGE OF THE DRUNKS’ A lot of FIRSTS for this show! THREE Top Ten Lists, THREE songs, a NEW PowerHour show open and for the FIRST time...either Bill finished OR Bob didn’t! Listen to find out! We also have all of the original stuff...Bob’s Bytch Forum, e-mails, BONGOnews, sportspickle and joke of the week.

Listen at the end of the show and guess what MOVIE the quote is from!

The MAIN Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN IDEAS THAT SOUND GOOD AFTER GETTING DRUNK

10. Performing on the MTV video music awards show
9. Hitting 756 home runs and thinking you’re the greatest
8. Taking your clothes off (this is only for fat and/or ugly people)
7. First stealing a pickup, then prescription medication, then considering re-election for city council
6. Believing you are famous if you are supposedly good at a lame sport like, say, gymnastics
5. Going to or watching the Iowa-Iowa State football game; no, wait, that’s not a good idea perios
4. (Insert Larry Craig joke here)
3. Comedian kissing up to Oprah by appearing on her talk show
2. Co-hosting the Bob and Bill Show, am I right, people???
1. Invading Iraq

BaBS - 43

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Thu, 6 Sep 2007 00:29:00 GMT

Episode #43--Sorry, Bill screwed up AGAIN and posted over the show. No notes

BaBS - 42

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 01:53:00 GMT

Episode #42--We talk some iTunes fixer uppers, a big sports record set against Bob’s favorite ball team, some FREE fantasy football, Iowa State Fair, Transformers, hear surprising results of our old poll, reveal our new 80s style poll, a lot of celebrity birthdays, a Bytch Forum by Bob, give results of our last game shows, and a Top Ten list that’s out of this park!
**WEBSITES to check out: NUMERIC SPECIALS and SIMPSONIZE YOURSELF

Listen at the end of the show and guess what MOVIE the quote is from!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN WAYS BARRY BONDS CELEBRATED HIS RECORD HOMERUN

10. Placing endorsement money on bets with Michael Vick
9. Scheduled guest appearance on Bob and Bill show until he failed drug test
8. Eating peanut butter and banana sandwiches, no wait, that’s how Elvis celebrated his death anniversary
7. Partying with the guitar guy John Walsh
6. Stealing medication from local grocery store
5. Getting together with all his brothers and sisters to perform "One Bad Apple" and "Down By the Lazy River"...no wait,that was the Osmonds reunion this month
4. Waist deep in hookers and whiskey
3. Finding other games to cheat at
2. Taking a leak on Karl Rove
1. A sunny vacation in Iraq

BaBS - 40 Repost

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Fri, 3 Aug 2007 05:35:00 GMT

Don’t know where episode #40 went to. Probably accidentally posted over it.

BaBS - 41

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Wed, 1 Aug 2007 05:00:00 GMT

Episode #41--Learn about Bill’s birthday, talk movies, talke "Zearing Days" in Iowa and finally Bill gets to go on a balloon ride! Hear surprising results of our old poll, reveal our new poll, a lot of celebrity birthdays and some listener birthdays, a cartoonish Bytch Forum, introduce a NEW game show, and a Top Ten list HOT off the press.....DOH!
**Bob’s WEBSITE idea to check out: MySpace Death
**To try and figure out last podcasts BACKWARDS WORD CLICK HERE and submit your answers/guesses to bobandbillshow@gmail.com

Listen at the end of the show and guess what MOVIE the quote is from!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN SURPRISES IN THE SIMPSONS MOVIE

10. Movie earnings are fixed by Tim Donaghy
9. Wild night on town ends with Marge Simpson in jail next to Lindsey Lohan
8. Havoc in local stores when Simpsons toys are announced to be painted by Fisher Price
7. Bart’s astronomy class is taught by drunk astronauts
6. Amazingly enough, no references towards that loser Harry Potter
5. Fat Homer character played by Bob
4. This spot reserved to say "DOH"
3. Silly plot ending when the family decides to go on a stupid bike ride across Iowa.
2. At the end of movie, Homer thanks fans for sticking with them and all of the "bulls*@t"
1. People are murdered and someone gets away with it....oh wait, that’s OJ Simpson

BaBS - 39

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Wed, 4 Jul 2007 05:56:00 GMT

Episode #39. Happy 4th of July America! What are OUR plans for the 4th? Bill will be making his national network reality show debut with his technical directing skills, old poll results and the NEW poll! This weeks excellent website to go check out: Amusement Park Physics Be sure and check out our "myspace" page where you can listen to ALL of our podcasts. We read your e-mails, see who is celebrating birthdays in Hollywood, see what Bob is bitching about and Larry sends us a voicemail!

Top Ten List(s) that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN REASONS WHY BOB SHOULD NOT OWN A PHONE
10. The numbers frighten him
9. He has the voices in his head to keep him company anyway
8. He trips over the chord too much
7. Gets too stressed about the tangles in the receiver chord
6. Ended up in therapy when it changed from rotary to touch tone
5. Can’t seem to remember how to turn off the ringer
4. The "call waiting" function only caused him to stay in his apartment for days
3. The caller ID function made him pull out his driver’s license every time he used the phone
2. The hold button made him hold something his friends and neighbors didn’t even know he still had
1. It shuts him up from complaining about his phone all the time on the show

TOP TEN SURPRISES IN THE NEW TRANSFORMERS MOVIE
10. Abrupt ending 10 minutes into movie when robots are believed to be illegal immigrants and are deported
9. People who go to see movie are transformed from average geeks to super geeks
8. They are really just ’go bots’ on steroids
7. Adventure takes characters off to find people who actually know what ’go bots’ are
6. Robots are not allowed into Wimbledon when they are discovered wearing red underwear
5. Dramatic love scene where one robot falls madly in love with an iPhone
4. Weird plot change when Richard Simmons enters during scene in movie to promote Gay Pride Month
3. George W. Bush changes from a liar and a cheat to a crooked liar and a cheat
2. Reference to Paris Hilton changing from a no-talent celebrity to a no-talent celebrity ex-con
1. There’s really no surprise here--this movie SUCKS!

BaBS - 38

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Sat, 9 Jun 2007 02:12:00 GMT

Episode #38. And we’re baaaaaack! We talk recent Paris Hilton events, pail drinkin’ pics, we read results from the OLD poll and introduce the NEW POLL, Bob’s bytch forum (what NOT to do when going on vacation to Florida) and we bring back JOKE OF THE WEEK! Oh yeah, we play a ROCK AND ROLL SONG as well! This weeks excellent websites to go check out: Teleflip.com and Podproducer.net Be sure and check out our "myspace" page with NEW drinking pics from Drake Relays night. We read your comments and e-mails, and a goodie but oldie but kind of new Top Ten list.

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ARE AT A BAD VACATION RESORT
10. The receptionist? Satan!
9. Instead of Wayne Newton singing in concert, it’s a fig newton
8. The guard at the gate screams, "NO! DON’T GO IN THERE!" as you drive past him
7. The buffet is "All you can kill"
6. Four words-Meshed Barbed Wire Fences
5. It’s located in Des Moines, IA
4. Your "three day luxury cruise" ends up being on a pond in a raft with no life preserver
3. The bouncer at the local tavern hands out grenades as party favors
2. The chips at the casino are buffalo chips
1. The beach house is really a halfway house

BaBS - 37

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Sat, 19 May 2007 21:47:00 GMT

Episode #37. We’re on the road at Bob and Bill’s (and Bill’s fiance’s) favorite pool hall spot. No script, none of the usual stuff just ourselves (unless you count Bob’s complaining) and lots and lots of laughs. We play darts, talk music, and talk what goes on your Subway sandwiches. E-mail us YOUR Subway sandwich toppings, strange or not. Call them in at 206-203-1687 and tell us your toppings. Our e-mail is bobandbillshow@gmail.com just in case you forgot. Be sure and check out our "myspace" page.

BaBS - 36

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Sat, 5 May 2007 06:02:00 GMT

Episode #36. POST Drake "drunk" Relays recordings with the iRiver,BIG NEWS for Bill, NEW Voicemail Phone Number, Old and NEW polls, Bob’s Bytch forum or is it? This weeks excellent website to go check out: File extension changer Be sure and check out our "myspace" page. We read your comments and e-mails, and a NEW Top Ten list.

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN THINGS YOU DON’T WANT YOUR MOTHER’S DAY CARD TO TELL YOU
10. I’ll kiss you like I kiss my bulldog
9. Enclosed, please find a restraining order
8. Thanks for posting my bail. From Paris Hilton
7. Your wig looks great Britney
6. You’re the best damn hooker money can buy
5. You are a racist, skin headed, nappy headed ho bitch. Love, Don Imus
4. Hope the surgery turned out O.K. Mom, I mean Dad
3. Boy you look good in your Spider-Man spandex
2. Four more years Love, George W. Bush
1. Greetings from the Bob and Bill Show

BaBS - 35

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 06:16:00 GMT

Episode #35. Bob sounds tired, what’s new though? We talk gadgets, future ’On the Road with Bob and Bill’ segments, The Dempseys, Team T.I.T., News of the Weird, Old and NEW polls, "special" birthdays, Bob’s BIG BYTCH forum and this episode’s dinner special: HOT POCKETS! This weeks excellent website to go check out: Hot Pockets Be sure and check out our "myspace" page. We read your comments and e-mails, and a NEW Top Ten list.

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN DON IMUS EXCUSES
10. Assumed racist people get bigger tax break
9. Wanted to spend more time pursuing his love of origami
8. Hell if I know but the terrorists are responsible for it
7. Heard there was an opening for an attorney general
6. Idiot like Bob believed he would not be dropped
5. Wanted to be first host on new satellite station, "The Loser Channel"
4. People were confusing me with the scary lookin’ skeleton guy on Tales from the Crypt
3. Wanted to prove that at least one person watches women’s college basketball
2. That’s the Red Bull and Vodka talkin’
1. Easiest way to get on lame Top Ten list

BaBS - 34

Wed, 4 Apr 2007 23:07:00 GMT

Episode #34. We’re ONE YEAR OLD! We’ll hear Bob’s "opening day" words. We revisit last episode’s Bon Jovi comment with a version that is "kicked up a notch". Welcome NEW listeners! This weeks excellent website to go check out: Cereal Name Creator and A-MAZE-ing Game Be sure and check out our "myspace" page. We say a SECOND Happy Birthday to someone we said a Happy Birthday to last year, we read your comments and e-mails, and a NEW Top Ten list. Be sure and vote on the NEW poll. Go and check out Chance’s college radio show website: ETIN.emerson.edu

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN REJECTED CEREAL NAMES
10. Lucky Finger Pieces
9. Shit-ios
8. Marshmallow Covered Nuclear Nuggets
7. Phlegm Flakes
6. Oats & Grits
5. Cream of Cheney
4. Ass Berry Crunch
3. Bunny Pellet Crunch with Raisins
2. Dirt Puffs
1. Bob & Bill’s Toasted Nuts

BaBS - 33

Wed, 21 Mar 2007 22:42:00 GMT

Episode #33. We’re back for another knock out episode! We’ll see what’s in the news, some of Bob’s rants about his hand/wrist action?!?! This weeks excellent website to go check out: Gerbil Derby! Our "myspace" page gets even more PIMPED out and you can go to it by clicking the cassette tape on the right hand side! A lot of Celebrity Birthdays, we read your comments AND e-mails, and a NEW Top Ten list. Be sure and vote on the NEW poll, What do you think of when you hear the term March Madness? WISH US A HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY and tell us your FAVORITE episode by either e-mailing us: bobandbillshow@gmail.com, leaving a comment on the website underneath this show post, or call us and leave a voicemail at the "hotline" 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE).

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN REJECTED MISS AMERICA PAGEANT CANDIDATE TITLES
10. Miss-tits
9. Miss Botox
8. Miss-ter...hmmmmmm
7. Mis-teriously dead because of Phil Spector
6. Miss Underage Drunk, wait, that was last year
5. Miss-ing Eight teeth
4. Miss-taken for Angelina Jolie
3. Miss-guiding war effort
2. Miss-ing humor for Top Ten list
1. Miss-ery, wait, that’s listening to the Bob and Bill Show

BaBS - 32

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Thu, 8 Mar 2007 03:07:00 GMT

Episode #32. Rock and Roll Music is back and in this show! This weeks excellent website to go check out: Mr. Bill! Our "myspace" page gets PIMPED out! Celebrity Birthdays, we read your e-mails, a Top Five AND a Top Ten list. Be sure and vote on the NEW poll, What is your favorite part about St. Patrick’s Day? You can also vote by leaving a voicemail at the "hotline" 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). And you can also FAX us at that number too!!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN SIGNS IT’S TIME TO QUIT YOUR JOB
10. Performance bonuses are based upon how much pot your toddler can smoke
9. Your boss shaves their head and checks into rehab
8. Your co-worker shows you their 93-pound tumor
7. You manage a weight watchers club that is clothing optional
6. Your benefits are provided by the Walter Reed hospital
5. You are a female escore for John Amaechi
4. Dress code requires fat guys to wear only G-strings
3. You’ve been promoted three times but you’re still scraping crud off the bottom of people’s chairs
2. It’s located in Des Moines, Iowa
1. You write for the Bob and Bill Show

BaBS - 31

Wed, 21 Feb 2007 19:24:00 GMT

Episode #31. BATMAN IS ALIVE and he’s on our podcast! Batman tells us his experiences and who he calls! We get a FAX that’s not about furniture sales! This weeks excellent websites to go check out: Virtual Toilet Paper Museum and the Johnny Carson Podcast! Celebrity Birthdays, the Bytch Forum, and LARRY is FINALLY out of his anger management classes and we’ll see if he actually learned something. Be sure and vote on the NEW poll, Who would you call first if you found a bat in your home? You can also vote by leaving a voicemail at the "hotline" 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). And you can also FAX us at that number too!!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN BRITNEY SPEARS EXCUSES
10. Became tired of daily hassles involving a comb and shampoo
9. Needed to save beauty salon money for large alimony payments
8. Forced to do it after hearing creepy backwards message during an episode of ’The View’
7. She’s crazy and this is what crazy people do
6. Too preoccupied deciding which underwear not to wear
5. Needed to prep for next big acting gig when she plays a ball point pen
4. Thinks everyone is turned on by the "weeble look"
3. Pete Rose bet her that she wouldn’t do it
2. Had to find some way to get out of horrible impending date with Bob
1. Easiest way to cure her case of the "Jet Blues"

BaBS - 30.5

Thu, 8 Feb 2007 02:15:00 GMT

Episode #30.5 Cause for celebration? SURE...it’s another show! Why the ".5"? Listen to find out, although the picture to the right might give it away! In the show you hear about Bill getting all moved into his new digs, poll results from last show, 2007 NASCAR changes...(I know, I know...boring for some, exciting for fans), celebrity Birthdays, DVD Releases, bytch forum, 20 Questions and fun websites to visit. Be sure and vote on the NEW poll, What’s your favorite "mini" holiday? You can also vote by leaving a voicemail at the "hotline" 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). Oh, you can also FAX us at that number too!! How ’bout them lemons?! Here is the list of FUN websites to check out (read on the show):

AMPHIBIAN ASSAULT
MESSY WEB (effects on a spider’s web)
PRODUCT WARNINGS (funny dumb ones)
BERT IS EVIL!! (Sesame Street’s Bert and Ernie)
HITLER CATS (cats that look like Hitler)

BaBS - 30

Thu, 18 Jan 2007 01:24:00 GMT

Episode #30. Cause for celebration? Naaa, but we get to hear why Bob had to take a vacation day today! Apologies go out to Phil & Heather on Wendell (pronounced Win-dull)Phillip Hunt, because Bill can’t speak! We talk a little CIETC, Bob "tries" to make a joke about Michael Jackson and Bill says he’s moving! This weeks excellent website to go check out: VIRTUAL LITE BRITE! Celebrity Birthdays, DVD Releases, LARRY expresses his brief disappointment in us. Be sure and vote on the NEW poll, What’s the worst part about winter? You can also vote by leaving a voicemail at the "hotline" 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). Oh, you can also FAX us at that number too!! How ’bout them pineapples?!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD AT THIS YEAR’S GOLDEN GLOBES
10. I heard Cameron Diaz wants Mr. Sexy back
9. Arnold Schwarzanegger: DON’T be back
8. Ewww, Kevin Federline isn’t wearing any underwear
7. And the winner for best fight: Rosie & Donald
6. Look at President Bush showing off his award for Most Stupid President
5. Rennee Zellwegger is the perfect candidate for BOTOX: Look at that permanent smile!
4. And this year’s Best Podcast Duo goes to: Bob and Bill from the Bob and Bill show
3. I thought Clint Eastwood was dead
2. Someone tell Mel Gibson you can’t drink from the trophy
1. Ugly Betty? Sounds like Bob’s prom date

BaBS - 29

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Thu, 4 Jan 2007 05:15:00 GMT

3......2.......1 HAPPY Episode #29. Holidays are here and gone, last poll results, newspaper mistakes, congrats to Phil & Heather on Wendell Phillip Hunt, belated birthday wishes, USA to Hong Kong ratio, a couple of cool websites to go check out: howmanyofme.com, LIST OF EXCUSES E-mail us your favorites or your "how many of you" stats to bobandbillshow@gmail.com Need or want a St. Louis Arch charm for an Italian Charm Bracelet? E-mail Bill! Celebrity Birthdays, DVD Releases, LARRY stops by, and we reveal the ANSWER to last show’s BACKWARDS GAME SHOW. Be sure and vote on the NEW poll, Sound Effects, No Sound Effects, Tastes Great, or Less Filling? You can also vote by leaving a voicemail at the "hotline" 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). Oh, you can also FAX us at that number too!! How ’bout them oranges?!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN CELEBRITY NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS
10. Get rid of annoying planet, Uranus (NASA)
9. Buy underwear (Britney Spears)
8. Less izzle, more hizzle (Snoop Dogg)
7. Piss off more white people (Michael Richards)
6. Stay dead (Elvis Presley)
5. Be less creepy and less gay (Richard Simmons)
4. Find a designated driver (Mel Gibson, Paris Hilton, etc.)
3. Probation (Mike Tyson)
2. Develop a funny podcast (Bob & Bill)
1. Rot in hell (Saddam Hussein)

BaBS - 28

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Thu, 14 Dec 2006 06:30:00 GMT

And we’re BAAAAAACCCCKKKK! It’s episode #28. We talk turkey, the lack of it at Bill’s work, reveal the Gravy Poll results, and talk about things you can ONLY say at Thanksgiving! Bob’s talkin’ sex change, we have a new segment: Celebrity Birthdays. We’ll give you up to date recent DVD releases, we read your e-mails and get BOB’s blood a boilin’ with the recent comments on the website. Larry stops by and gets BILL’s blood a boilin’! We read some letters to Santa and read the TOP TEN LIST! Wait till you hear the BACKWARDS game show! **To try and figure out this weeks BACKWARDS WORD, CLICK HERE and submit your answers/guesses to bobandbillshow@gmail.com Be sure and vote on the NEW poll, Would you rather see MOMMY or DADDY kissing Santa? You can also vote by leaving a voicemail at the "hotline" 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). Oh, you can also FAX us at that number too!! How ’bout them apples?!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN WAYS REJECTED CHRISTMAS TOYS
10. My first meth lab kit
9. Micro-dorks Vista
8. The "Get the tweezers out of the electrical socket game"
7. Monopoly: The Chapter 7 Version
6. Hooker Barbie
5. Illegal Immigrant Barbie
4. My Little Toy Gun with real bullets
3. Grab bag full of sharp objects
2. Edible cath bag
1. Subpoena-a-sketch

BaBS - 27

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 05:06:00 GMT

#27 is here and again, NO SCRIPT! See how funny we can really be without a script! We play more rounds of "Would You Rather" which is a hilarious game of extreme options and comes from wouldyourather.com, we’re stumped on an "underwear saying", we talk about Bill’s unfortunate accident! We hear a vicodin horror story, Bob & Bill in a Kum & Go commercial?, last week’s poll results, a visit from our friend Larry the Rabid Ranter, Bob’s bytch segment, we quote some funny things over heard in New York over at overheardinnewyork.com, what a degree is worth, and the Redneck Dictionary Word of the day/week. Be sure and vote on the NEW poll, which do you prefer with your Thanksgiving meal? BEEF GRAVY, TURKEY GRAVY, OTHER GRAVY or I DON’T LIKE GRAVY! You can also vote by leaving a voicemail at the "hotline" 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE).

BaBS - 26

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Thu, 9 Nov 2006 05:03:00 GMT

Wow...we’re not using a script and we don’t do any of the old stuff we usually do (except for the Redneck Dictionary Word of the Day. We talk about hour our "voting" days went on election day. We play "Would You Rather" which is a hilarious game of extreme options and that comes from wouldyourather.com, we quote some funny things over heard in New York over at overheardinnewyork.com and of course we can’t forget about those attack ads against the Bob and Bill Show! Be sure and vote on the NEW poll, would you rather LISTEN TO THE BOB AND BILL SHOW or SUFFER THE SAME FATE AS SADDAM HUSSEIN? You can also vote by leaving a voicemail at the "hotline" 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE).

BaBS - 25th

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 14:47:00 GMT

This is the place where I had our 25th show comments! We took so long in between podcasts that I forgot how things worked on the website and created our new show on top of our anniversary show. Forgive me!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

Looking for it in the archives...

BaBS - 24.5

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 02:16:00 GMT

Episode #24-- Bob’s back....gone again! But we’ll call him and see what he’s up to and play a game of 20Q. Be sure and vote on the NEW poll, do you like THE BEATLES or NICKELBACK better? You can also vote by leaving a voicemail at the "hotline" 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE).

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU HAVE A BAD HALLOWEEN COSTUME

10. You get pelted with teeth and asked for money because kids think you’re the real tooth fairy
9. You call up your buddy Barry Bonds so he can help you turn into the real Incredible Hulk
8. Your prison uniform gets you calls from the Oakland Raiders to join their team
7. You rob all the local blood banks so you can become a vampire
6. You’ve lost so much weight you can go as the "skeleton guy"
5. All you need for your witch costume is a broom. You already have the green skin, bad acme and a nose that screams plastic surgery
4. You win 1st prize in the scariest costume category with your Bob & Bill costume
3. Your head wound costume is homemade with real stab wounds and all
2. Your Superman costume is a little too tight which shows that you’re really not "super" at all
1. Your crafting skills on your ghost costume looks more like a KKK hood

BaBS - 24

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Wed, 11 Oct 2006 06:57:00 GMT

Episode #24-- Bob’s back? Yep! And he’s in rare form too! We give a little "diss" to SPRINT in the bytch forum, plus big news to get out of your Sprint contract without the penalty fee! We re-read your e-mails and comments, play a game of 20Q and mention announcements on DVDs to be released. Be sure and vote on the poll, do you like HOT or MILD wings? You can also vote by leaving a voicemail at the "hotline" 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). Got any ideas on what Bob and Bill should do or try next? Send in your suggestions to start up another new poll!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ARE AN INTERNET JUNKIE

10. When giving directions to a stranger, you keep saying "information superhighway"
9. You wonder if people want to see your "MYSPACE"
8. You dip computer chips in sauce at supper time
7. You write a top ten list about the signs you are a junkie
6. People tell you, "Hey, you’re a computer junkie!"
5. You had to visit the emergency room after you thought you hurt yourself during a war video game
4. You legally change your initials to W.W.W.
3. Your hot Friday night date is a night in the computer lab
2. Your best pick-up line is, "Hey, baby, wanna see my hard drive?"
1. Your school GPA is 2.5 gigabytes

BaBS - 23

Wed, 4 Oct 2006 05:56:00 GMT

Episode #23-- Uh oh...where’s Bob? Eh, Bill can handle the show by himself...or can he? Listen and find out. Bill tries some NEW stuff like DVD Releases, talking to the "scary" expert (a.k.a. his sister), reads e-mails and comments, plays a "rock and roll" song and steals a TOP TEN list from Bob’s archives. Shhhh...don’t tell Bob! Don’t forget to call us and leave a voicemail 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). Got any ideas on what Bob and Bill should do or try next? Send in your suggestions to start up the new poll!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN CHANGES YOU MIGHT SEE TO SUPERHEROES

10. Captain America gets fed up with the government, defects out of country to become Captain Paraguay
9. Plastic Man finally snaps, dies
8. Wonder Woman tires of saving the world, takes job as waitress at Hooters
7. Xena’s secret identity is ruined when she agrees to pose nude for Playboy
6. Kryptonite does not kill Superman, it just changes him into some loser named @R$%N %R#&!D
5. Aquaman swims too close to that beach in Florida and is eaten by sharks
4. Bruce Wayne loses fortune in day trading, forced to sell costume on eBay
3. Spiderman is finished when he confuses webfluid with RAID
2. The Incredible Hulk is told by his partner that he isn’t "incredible" after all, if you know what I mean
1. President Bush is impeached

BaBS - Episode....NONE

Wed, 20 Sep 2006 18:41:00 GMT

Bob and Bill have taken the week off to spend time with family and to take a step back and really see if there is a need anymore for a podcast. Do we have ANY more listeners out there? If you want MORE Bob and Bill, e-mail us at bobandbillshow@gmail.com and express your concern, happiness, or excitement that Bob and Bill have taken a week off!

BaBS - 22

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Tue, 12 Sep 2006 23:05:00 GMT

Episode #22-- The post-drunk survival party is here....well, just the latest installment of slapped together crap for your pleasure. Funny Holidays, comments on the website, a dastardly good email segment, a visit from our friend Larry, 20 Questions game show, small blurb about football, and the Redneck Word of the week. Remember to send us your word to try and beat the game of 20 Questions. Don’t forget to call us and leave a voicemail 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). Got any ideas on what Bob and Bill should do or try next? Send in your suggestions to start up the new poll!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN SIGNS BAD SPORTS EUPHEMISMS FOR SEX

10. Clean Jerk (weightlifting)
9. The Breast Stroke (swimming)
8. Tight End (football)
7. Go Deep! (football)
6. It’s mating season (hunting)
5. Penetration (football)
4. Mount that horse! (horse riding)
3. Body check (hockey)
2. I’m tight or I’m loose (auto racing)
1. Rack ’em! (billiards)

BaBS - 21 (PH2)

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Wed, 6 Sep 2006 23:20:00 GMT

Episode #21--It’s official, we’re LEGAL to drink on this episode! Bob and Bill go for Power Hour 2 and set some new goals and records! For our wicked wasted good pics: click here. Funny Holidays, comments on the website, a visit from our friend Larry, 20 Questions game show, a good ol’ drinking song, Redneck Word of the week and LOTS of sound effects! Remember to send us your word to try and beat the game of 20 Questions. Don’t forget to call us and leave a voicemail 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). Got any ideas on what Bob and Bill should do or try next? Send in your suggestions to start up the new poll!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU’VE HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK

10. You think it’s a good idea to convert to Islam
9. Rotary club calendars sound like a good idea
8. You think Katie Couric looks better without being doctored up
7. It’s ok to take a microphone into the bathroom
6. You start getting aroused while looking at Bob’s picture
5. You like to try different baby foods on a podcast
4. Your name is Mel Gibson
3. Ethanol is less filling, but tastes great
2. Your Busch is light
1. You’re laughing at this stupid Top Ten list

BaBS - 20

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Wed, 30 Aug 2006 05:41:00 GMT

Episode #20--Baby food, baby food on the wall, which one is the most colorful of them all? Can we withstand these NASTY tastes? Tune in to find out! For some good pics: click here. Funny Holidays, comments on the website, a visit from our friend Larry, 20 Questions game show, a funny song geared off of the 20Q word and the Redneck Word of the week. Remember to send us your word to try and beat the game of 20 Questions. Don’t forget to call us and leave a voicemail 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). Got any ideas on what Bob and Bill should do or try next? Send in your suggestions to start up the new poll!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN REJECTED EMMY CATEGORIES

10. Most outstanding pronunciation of Hezbollah
9. Best elimination of the ninth planet
8. Outstanding firing of Tom Cruise
7. Most countries angered by U.S. Government
6. Best Bob, Best Bill
5. Fastest vomiting of the baby food tasting test
4. Best athletic supporter
3. Best imitation of a funny Top Ten list
2. Best supporting podcaster in a dramatic or comedic, reality series containing a foreign language with a musical score director and a special effects producer guest appearing in a...aw...SCREW IT!
1. Outstanding portrayal of a lame podcast

BaBS - 19

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Wed, 23 Aug 2006 05:02:00 GMT

Episode #19--Bill is back from vacation. He talks about his adventures which are also included in the Bytch Forum. For those of you having trouble opening a beer bottle here are some ways to do it: click here Funny Holidays, is Mars going to be close? Comments on the website, a visit from our friend Larry, 20 Questions game show, dirty joke of the week, and the Redneck Word of the week. Remember to send us your word to try and beat the game of 20 Questions. Don’t forget to call us and leave a voicemail 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). Vote on our baby food poll because this is the LAST week for it. Next week, is the taste testing event extravaganza! Vote for bananas MOM!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN DELL EXCUSES

10. Didn’t realize XPS meant EXPLODES
9. Our bomb is comparable to that new Paris Hilton album
8. Damn Energizer Bunny was juicin’ again
7. Someone rigged the polls and no wait, that’s a re-count
6. Figured this was the easiest way to get rid of annoying spam e-mail
5. Wanted to prove that Bush isn’t the only person that can blow things up
4. Apple promised a printer for every ten computers blown up
3. Our Dell computers run as good as Bob can say Hezbollah
2. We warned you not to download the Bob and Bill Show
1. Dude, you got a dud!

BaBS - 18

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 05:54:00 GMT

Episode #18--Bill runs away for an episode due to a nasty dispute with Bob over a checkers game. No, no, that’s not really true. Bill does a remote from out of state (on vacation, mind you) while Bob suffers another week of non-vacation. We tribute Elvis, among other things, along with the usual trash: Funny Holidays, e-mails, a visit from our friend Larry, 20 Questions game show, and dirty joke of the week. Remember to send us your word to try and beat the game of 20 Questions. Don’t forget to call us and leave a voicemail 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). Vote on our beautiful poll also.

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN REJECTED FOODS ON A STICK AT THE IOWA STATE FAIR

10. Cool Whip
9. Bush
8. Hezbollah
7. CIETC
6. Bob or Bill
5. Sorry, due to Bill’s vacation there is no number 5 for this list
4. Steroids
3. Soup
2. **Bleep**
1. Stick? Stick this up your ass!

BaBS - 17

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Tue, 8 Aug 2006 06:43:00 GMT

Episode #17--The Iowa State Fair is near and we’ll talk a bit about what goes into a FAIR to make it a FAIR! Bill describes yet another edition of the Balloon Ride Blues, haunted barbie doll (click here to see the ebay auction), Dixie Chicks? What’s a Dixie Chick? The Who? Exactly! Funny Holidays, e-mails, a visit from our friend Larry, 20 Questions game show, and dirty joke of the week. Remember to send us your word to try and beat the game of 20 Questions. Don’t forget to call us and leave a voicemail 206-339-2783 (206-33-WASTE). And go and vote on our Baby Food poll for cryin’ out loud!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN REJECTED AMUSEMENT PARK RIDES

10. The Swallower
9. The Manure Spreader
8. The Drowner
7. Dirty Nose Adventure
6. Urine Rafting
5. Spin Yourself ’Til You Barf
4. The Israeli Invader
3. The Gas Siphoner
2. The Drunk Driver
1. The Syringe-O-Round

BaBS - 16

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Wed, 2 Aug 2006 05:26:00 GMT

Episode #16--We talk about the stormy ride home from KC, Balloon Ride Blues, Funny Holidays, e-mails, comments, a visit from our friend Larry, and another installment of 20 Questions . Remember to send us your ideas or requests for a special show ending movie quote, funny clip, etc. And, don’t forget to call us and leave a voicemail 206-33-WASTE(9-2783)

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD ON RAGBRAI 2006

10. Smell that fresh hog lot contaminated air!
9. CIETC’s paying me a bundle to do this
8. I haven’t been in this much heat since Bob’s prom night
7. Look, Mel Gibson is being pulled over on his 10-speed
6. The winner gets control of Cuba
5. I thought the only doping going on was in the White House
4. Get out of my way, I’m off to invade the Israeli beer stand
3. Yo baby, wanna see some of my synthetic testosterone?
2. Hey Lance, I’ll trade you my syringe for your Bud Light
1. RAGBRAI, who gives a rat’s ass?!

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bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 17:30:00 GMT

Episode #15--We are on the road to Kansas City, MO to see the Royals battle the Orioles! Listen to us ramble on the way to the game, sing during the seventh inning stretch and play 20 Questions on the way home. Remember to send us your ideas or requests for a special show ending movie quote, funny clip, etc. And, don’t forget to call us and leave a voicemail 206-33-WASTE(9-2783)

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN REASONS BOB AND BILL HAVE TAKEN THE SHOW ON THE ROAD

10. Figured enough $10 beers at game would make show funnier
9. It’s Bob and Bill bobblehead night in Kansas City
8. Wanted to beat old time record through road construction obstacle course
7. Needed to get out of town after running over family of RAGBRAI riders
6. Nothing spells fun more than high gas cost, high ticket cost, and cheap city hookers
5. Hoping to find Israeli woman to invade Bill’s pants
4. Wanted to be in first 20,000 fans who get free syringes
3. Chants of "you suck" directed at game, not show
2. Wanted to see players suck as bad as Bob’s prom night
1. Three famous words: Des Moines sucks

BaBS - 14

Tue, 18 Jul 2006 17:32:00 GMT

Episode #14--Why is it so HOT?, WHY is Vice President Dick Cheney in IOWA of all places? Send us your Baby Food flavor suggestions for us to eat and describe on air bobandbillshow@gmail.com Funny Holidays (with a birthday wish), E-mails, comments. Here is where we get our funny NEWS from BONGONEWS.com and funny SPORTS from SPORTSPICKLE.com Laugh at our CLEAN Joke of the Week, remember to send us your ideas or requests for a special show ending movie quote, funny clip, etc. And, don’t forget to call us and leave a voicemail 206-33-WASTE(9-2783)

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN THINGS YOU DON’T WANT YOUR BIRTHDAY CARD TO TELL YOU

10. Good news! We have enough firemen to handle the candles on your cake this year
9. The judge says you’re my daddy
8. Happy Birthday! Love, Oprah
7. This is from your good friends, Bob & Bill
6. Didn’t I beat you up in grade school?
5. You’re still good looking even with your gnarled teeth and thinning hair
4. I really loved you when you were one of the Dixie Chicks
3. This new Top Ten list is your gift!
2. How about dinner tonight? Sincerely, Robert Blake
1. Happy New Year!

BaBS - 13

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Tue, 11 Jul 2006 21:38:00 GMT

Episode #13--See what we did on July 4th week and hear what Bill ATE! (He’s also drinking during the podcast as well). We talk sh*t...LITERALLY (along with a related movie recommendation). See how Keith Richards made the news, we talk World Cup action, Funny Holidays (with a birthday wish), baseball records, bytch forum, Larry the rabid ranter stops by, backwards game show **To try and figure out this weeks BACKWARDS WORD, CLICK HERE and submit your answers/guesses to bobandbillshow@gmail.com Here is where we get our funny NEWS from BONGONEWS.com and funny SPORTS from SPORTSPICKLE.com Laugh at our Dirty Joke of the Week, remember to send us your ideas or requests for a special show ending movie quote, funny clip, etc. And, don’t forget to call us at 206-33-WASTE(9-2783)

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN REASONS DES MOINES WAS SNUBBED BY THE NCAA

10. Have you been on I-235 lately?
9. Champions on Ice? We’ll just leave it at that
8. Afraid that Bob & Bill Show will scare away all the fans
7. Keith Richards is building us a pirate ship to play in
6. Using money donated by CIETC staff to build a bigger arena
5. This number was more popular than the Wells Fargo Arena
4. Did you hear about the virus Ames just got?
3. Elma High School gym is bigger than the Wells Fargo Arena, just ask Bob’s prom date...oh wait...nevermind
2. All of the food at the concession stands are on a stick! Even the beer!
1. Three popular words: Des Moines Sucks!

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bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Wed, 28 Jun 2006 00:46:00 GMT

Episode #12--We give you a final College World Series update, read your e-mails, lots of funny holidays, baseball records, Bytch Forum (formerly known as Say What!), Larry the Rabid Ranter stops by AGAIN, dirty joke of the week, repeat last weeks Backwards Game Show, funny NEWS and SPORTS stories (NEW), and a Top Ten list. Here is the

DIET COKE/MENTOS LINK

**To try and figure out last weeks BACKWARDS WORD, CLICK HERE and submit your answers/guesses to bobandbillshow@gmail.com Also, remember to send us your ideas or requests for a special show ending movie quote, funny clip, etc. And, don’t forget to call us at 206-33-WASTE(9-2783)

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN SURPRISES IN THE NEW SUPERMAN MOVIE

10. Brief reference towards his short marriage to Britney Spears
9. Scary ending: When Lex Luthor and Jimmy Olsen announce their gay wedding
8. President Bush makes an appearance asking for an autograph on his Superman undies
7. Superman finds this entry too offensive, destroys it with his heat vision
6. The planet Krypton is really just a stripper club
5. Because of new technology, Clark Kent is forced to change in a cell phone case instead of a phone booth
4. Superman is finished when his true identity is leaked by the government
3. In a bizarre twist, Superman admits to using Steroids
2. According to the babes, Superman is really super, if you know what I mean...
1. His true weakness: He’s from Iowa

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bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Thu, 22 Jun 2006 14:54:00 GMT

Episode 11! We’ll be playin’ the third song in our "triple play" from Brother Love, we have a phone number now, give it a call and leave us a voicemail

206-33-WASTE(92783)

, College World Series update, e-mails, funny holidays, baseball records, Say What!, Larry the Rabid Ranter, dirty joke of the week, Backwards Game Show and a Top Ten list. **To try and figure out this weeks BACKWARDS WORD, CLICK HERE and submit your answers/guesses to bobandbillshow@gmail.com

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN REASONS BILL IS PODCASTING FROM A REMOTE LOCATION

10. Was annoyed that only one babe was available in the studio this week
9. Offers chance to say cheap plugs for computer stuff you’ll never use
8. Decreases chance of Bob interrupting Bill
7. Became scared when rumors circulated about possible podcast HGH testing
6. Needed safe spot to hide from nasty North Korean missle
5. Had to make room for current replacement: Katie Couric
4. Now I can finally podcast in the nude
3. Beats hassle of having to get a restraining order on our "fan" Carl Spackler
2. Bob gets funnier the further away you get
1. Three Words: Des Moines Sucks!!

BaBS - 10

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Tue, 13 Jun 2006 23:50:00 GMT

We’re in DOUBLE DIGITS!! Episode 10! We’ll be playin’ some more music, College World Series update, e-mails (and Carl Spackler makes a return), funny holidays, baseball records, Say What!, Larry the Rabid Ranter, dirty joke of the week, Backwards Game Show and a Top Ten list that will want to make you say, "gazoontite" Be sure and listen to the VERY end...there is a special surprise waiting! **To try and figure out this weeks BACKWARDS WORD, CLICK HERE and submit your answers/guesses to bobandbillshow@gmail.com

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN LAST WORDS OF ABU MUSAB AL-ZARQAWI

10. Honey, it’s late, can you turn off the explosions and come to bed?
9. Bombs? Wait till they see the bomb in my pants
8. Gee, this XBOX 360 game sure is life-like
7. Good Lord, Cheney’s at it again
6. Sorry suckers, #6 on this list was already one of my previous victims
5. That Alberto is one bitchin’ hurricane
4. What do you mean I owe postage for these bombs?
3. Hey, can you knock off all the gunfire? I’m trying to download the Bob and Bill Show
2. Oh my God, I look like Kenny Rogers
1. President Bush, I’ll see you in hell!

BaBS - 09

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Wed, 7 Jun 2006 12:00:00 GMT

Episode 9 of the Bob and Bill Show, is it EVIL? It probably is, with over 95 SOUND EFFECTS!! In this episode we talk about your alcohol scope, the gameshow marathon tv show, the College World Series, funny holidays, e-mails, comments, baseball records, Say What!, Larry the Rabid Ranter, a SPECIAL dirty joke of the week from our friend PHIL, two more clues to last weeks Backwards Game Show and we have the one and only Top Ten list **To try and figure out this weeks BACKWARDS WORD, CLICK HERE and submit your answers/guesses to bobandbillshow@gmail.com

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN THINGS TO LOOK OUT FOR ON 6/6/06

10. Crazy cosmic voices telling you the message: "Less filling, Tastes great"
9. Silly attempt at comedy in the form of a top ten list about the date 6/6/06
8. Creepy visual of excitement surrounding upcoming World Cup
7. Bob’s drunken rants, Bill crashing wedding dances
6. Losers who think this date actually has any meaning to it
5. Satan becomes Democratic candidate for Governor because of mis-counted Hanging Chads
4. Cheap tacos, because everyone knows it’s also Taco Tuesday
3. Dyslexic groupies attacking because they finally know the date
2. Bob kicking crap out of Vince Vaughn to date Jennifer Aniston
1. Anything else to do with numbers because, frankly, math sucks

BaBS - 08

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Thu, 1 Jun 2006 00:12:00 GMT

Is this show, Episode 8 of the Bob and Bill Show any good? Better ask the Magic Eight Ball! In this episode we talk about IOWA the movie, (click on to watch the trashy trailer) another funny bumper sticker, funny holidays, e-mails, comments, baseball records, a double dosage of Say What!, Larry the Rabid Ranter, a dirty joke of the week, the return of the Backwards Game Show and we have the one and only Top Ten list, regurgitated from an old Top Ten List archive by Bob. **To try and figure out this weeks BACKWARDS WORD, CLICK HERE and submit your answers/guesses to bobandbillshow@gmail.com

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN THINGS TO CONSIDER WHEN WATCHING AUTO RACING

10. Where do they get those outfits? The GAP?
9. Can those pit guys do a 30 second job on my car’s transmission?
8. Don’t them drivers get dizzy?
7. I think Danica Patrick needs an oil change herself
6. I wonder if John Glenn’s gonna try this next?
5. What kind of thrill is it to hit a wall at 200 MPH?
4. Is Jeff Gordon’s sister Batgirl?
3. I don’t think I’m qualified to do that stuff. I cannot overhaul a 350 cam with dual exhaust
2. Dick Trickle--The name says it all
1. Hey Dudes, INDY this!

BaBS - 07

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Sat, 20 May 2006 22:26:00 GMT

It’s the POWER HOUR! Drink, drink, drink! We talk about funny bumper stickers, website changes, LISTENER Top 10, funny holidays, a song dedicated to drinking beer, e-mails, comments, baseball records (and brawls) a double doseage of Say What! Larry the Rabid Ranter, two dirty jokes of the week, breaking the seal, a SDRAWKCAB (that’s backwards) Game Show and we have the one and only Top Ten list all about The Da Vinci Code. **To try and figure out the backwards word, CLICK HERE and submit your answers/guesses to bobandbillshow@gmail.com

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN WAYS TO CRACK THE DA VINCI CODE

10. Two Coronas...WITH lime
9. They always said calculus was good for something
8. Ask the doctor that’s kept Elvis alive all these years
7. Play the Thriller LP backwards
6. The secret’s in the sauce
5. Look in the bottom of the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow
4. Michael Jackson’s plastic surgeon obviously knows how to cover up secrets
3. There IS something to those Greek letters after all
2. Ask Keith Richards...that’s what he was searching for when he fell out of the coconut tree
1. The decoder in the box of Lucky Charms

BaBS - 06

Wed, 10 May 2006 05:06:00 GMT

Wait till you "HEAR" us this week! You can finally take the cotton swabs out of your ears to stop the bleeding! We have NEW microphones! Bob takes over the Say What! segment with TWO rants and raves, but DON’T interrupt him! Funny holidays, a song dedicated to Mother’s Day (and yes it is actually supposed to sound that slow), your e-mails, comments, and also LISTENER requests! We want YOU to send us a line for the TOP TEN heading of, "Top Ten Places You Would Least Like to Find Sand After Being at the Beach", also, send in funny BUMPER STICKERS you’ve seen. Just click on the e-mail link to the right that says bobandbillshow@gmail.com We update the sad stats of professional and fantasy baseball records (fushizzle is #1), Bob’s exciting POWER HOUR completion and "post recording", and we have the one and only Top Ten list. Do you YAHOO? Subscribe to our show by going to this site http://podcasts.yahoo.com/ Just type in Bob and Bill in the "search" and click Subscribe! It’s easy and FREE!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN THREE DOG NIGHT OR DAHL’S TICKET EXCUSES

10.  Hard to concentrate on singing ONLY HIT with flashing camera bulbs
9.  Tied up phone lines, blowing load on Kentucky Derby
8.  Hey, since Springsteen’s cutting out seats, we’re cutting out internet connections
7.  Hated idea of having to buy back pictures off E-Bay
6.  Too busy scalping tickets for "Hairspray"
5.  Internet lines were tapped by new head of CIA
4.  Flashes might wake up creepy ghost image of the Big Bopper
3.  Wanted to become topic for next lame Top Ten List
2.  Has-beens don’t need pictures taken
1. First a picture, then you’ll want us to do something crazy like pick coconuts out of a tree

BaBS - 05

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Wed, 3 May 2006 10:00:00 GMT

It’s CINCO DE MAYO WEEK..what a coincidence, it’s our FIFTH podcast! In this installment, we talk about a BIG SURPRISE for everybody, what "went down" during Drake Relays, Bill’s embarrasing birthday experience, funny holidays, Monk e-mail, professional and fantasy baseball records, Say What?! Yep! That segment returns. We also have the weekly Dirty Joke of the Week read by Bob, the relation between George Foreman and IOWA, a song from one of Bob’s friend, and the one and only Top Ten list. Want to send us a MONKEY E-Mail? Click here! and be sure and put our e-mail address in there as well bobandbillshow@gmail.com

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN KEITH RICHARDS EXCUSES

10. Wanted to be the hit in the group’s next hit song
9. Became confused between picking coconuts and landing on his
8. Realized Dick Cheney was having target practice a couple of trees over
7. Got tired of same old "sex, drugs, rock and roll" story, figured concussion would spice things up a bit
6. Wanted to be buried in Iowa
5. Figured falling out of a tree is good exercise for a 62-year-old man
4. Fastest way to come down after getting high
3. Needed a head start at finding any buried treasure
2. Wanted to steal spotlight away from other drugged up celebrities like George Bush
1. Showed everyone what the group meant by "a bigger bang"

BaBS - 04

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Thu, 27 Apr 2006 15:30:00 GMT

It’s DRAKE RELAYS WEEK here in Des Moines, IA and it’s also our topic for Episode #4. Tonight’s show had a NEW FEATURE called "Say What?! We also have the weekly Dirty Joke of the Week, funny holidays, which you can check out by clicking here, some funny Beer Drinking music, and the one and only Top Ten list. Oh and we can’t forget SOUND EFFECTS GALORE!!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN THINGS TO LOOK FOR DURING DRAKE RELAYS WEEKEND

10.  The phone number for Alcoholics Anonymous, because you’ll need it after this weekend
9.  This tip: Make sure when you’re outrunning the cops you take off your track cleats first
8. Real people who actually care about High School or College track
7.  EXIT STRATEGY for ridiculous overseas war
6.  Another way to cheat with state money, just like those CIETC people
5. All the fun that didn’t happen at Veishea last weekend
4.  This tip: You know you’re having a good time when your face is as blue as the new outdoor track
3.  Make sure when you mention "heat", you’re talking about the TRACK term
2.  Cheap gasoline, yeah, GOOD LUCK with that one!
1. Some place safe where you can hand your girlfriend your baton

BaBS - 03

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Wed, 19 Apr 2006 03:23:00 GMT

It’s TAX WEEK, and you guessed it, it’s our topic for Episode #3. We couldn’t be in better form, actually yes, we could, because we’ve both been sick! Maybe a little too much dedication on getting out the weekly podcast. Tonight’s show we talked about Tax Show Spectacular, funny Sidney Ponson clips, the NEW feature of the week, Dirty Joke of the Week, some funny TAX music, water massages, turtle cheesecake, Veishea and the one and only Top Ten list. Oh and we can’t forget SOUND EFFECTS GALORE!! Sorry for the bad audio in some spots. We will eventually fix this!

Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN BOB AND BILL 2006 TAX TIPS

10.  Get lame podcast show to write off as business expense
9.  Write lame Top Ten list for lame podcast show to write off as business expense
8.  You can never go wrong with big company accountants, just like those geniuses from Haliburton
7.  Marry a hooker because most hookers don’t pay income taxes
6.  E-file using your own extension
5.  Chicks dig abacuses
4.  Easy to cheat government with the information the President leaks
3.  Cut expenses by hiring Pete Rose’s accountant
2.  Invest in a good seat cushion because you’ll need it after paying out your ass
1. Don’t get caught playing with your W-2!

BaBS - 02

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Wed, 12 Apr 2006 06:30:00 GMT

This is our second podcast and you’re still listening?! Tonight’s show we talked about baseball and especially Sidney Ponson, Oxygen Bars, we had a GREAT parody of a Garth Brooks song Star Wars style, a great recipe, the one and only Top Ten list, electric boogaloo and SOUND EFFECTS GALORE!! ENJOY!!
Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN DES MOINES DRIVING TIPS

10. Tailgate as close as you can so you can read those pesky little license plate letters
9. Construction obstacles make freeway driving much easier
8. Keep local insurance industry thriving by causing more accidents
7. 80 MPH + icy roads = FUN!!
6. Shoot hunting companion...no, wait, that’s a Dick Cheney hunting tip
5. Hawkeye or Cyclone game nights justify attempted vehicular homicide on your way home
4. Cheat people out of lots of money and then resign from your state job, no, wait, that’s a CIETC (Central Iowa Employment and Training Consortium) tip
3. Driver’s side doors are overrated
2. Supervisors work out great for drunk cops who are speeding
1. Find the quickest route to get the hell out of town!

BaBS - 01

bobandbillshow@gmail.com — Wed, 5 Apr 2006 21:00:00 GMT

This is our very first podcast so if it sounds bad....it probably is!! Bare with us, IT WILL GET BETTER!! This first show we talked about where we’ve been and what we’ve been doing the past 9 years, opening day of baseball and our teams (Cubs and Orioles)...and of course we can’t forget THE WEEKLY TOP TEN LIST! We also have a SPONSOR!! Please check his site out at rosterdownloads.com And, here’s a quick look at the Top Ten List that we read off during the show:

TOP TEN THINGS BOB AND BILL HAVE BEEN UP TO
OVER THE PAST 9 YEARS

10. Knee deep in hookers and Viagra
9. Panty raiding the sorority houses
8. Bob: married to Britney Spears once, Bill: married to Britney Spears twice
7. Whooping it up with a Guatemala Antigua at Starbucks
6. I have no idea, but Barry Bonds has already hit five home runs while we have been reading this list
5. Prison
4. Bob: dead, Bill: driving truck
3. Eating all the spam saved for Y2K.
2. Obviously not getting any funnier
1. Celebrating the best damn 9 years of our lives